Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[SubCmdr]

Mewton York is catching up real fast to Dudmander in being number 1 foolishness poster here.

Actually, No one will ever be able to surpass the level of idiocy contained your posts.

When are you coming to Thailand?

[Explorer8939]

If you go with a Thai lady for less than 3 days, she will treat you like a king.

But if you pass 3 days and you haven't agreed to sponsor her, or become her "boyfriend", then things go south quickly.

I can assure you that none of the ladies in my rotation treat me like a king. It's only when a newbie shows up that I get the royal treatment.

[Philip Marlow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRGWEJQeaVE

It sounds like the profit margins are kinda thin. But it does seem like a solid way to make a living, and be able to live in Thailand permanent, while providing great work opportunities for girls from Issan.

He's Canadian and the bar is in Chiang Mai, in the boxing stadium. Jax Bar. It's his second bar in CM, the first one went belly up. He's really open about everything, including costs, his losses and failures. He has a great series of videos about his experiences, and a website to assist others who want to open a bar.

[Newton York]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRGWEJQeaVE

It sounds like the profit margins are kinda thin. But it does seem like a solid way to make a living, and be able to live in Thailand permanent, while providing great work opportunities for girls from Issan. I don't really care what town he's in, I'm assuming somewhere in Pattaya or Phuket, the point is that he's got a small hole in the wall dive bar type deal going on and seems to be doing ok. If he's American, it makes sense. But if he's Canadian, it makes ZERO sense, especially since Canada is such a great country with free healthcare, but to each his own I guess.

Is that what happens? Do all the farangs that go to Thailand eventually just open a bar? Is it that easy? I don't have much cash, but it sounds like almost anybody can do it. If this neckbeard dude can do it, then christ on a stick, anybody can. He looks like he went straight from living in his mom's basement to owning a girlie bar in Thailand.

Statistically, one of you here is a Thailand girlie bar owner. Tell us more please.

[UglyAzzMan]

Such an informative report! I especially like the advice to smile and have a positive attitude. Pattaya runs on customer service. If you're a sour faced tosser you start with two strikes against you.

You don't understand Thai Culture.

Totally agree that being upbeat and Positive is a Plus. , hahaha. But that doesn't pay their Bills.

Anyone think Thai girls are after the SUB for his pleasing personality. No they are after his 1,000 baht. Hahaha.

[Newton York]

By Lucifers taint! I have to post this, I saw it and the first thing I thought of was Thai working girls. Cause they don't b***h and moan about the state of their lives. Or how they got into the business. Thai working girls for the most part all seem to be put together well, not that traumatized, never into drugs, etc. But look at these chicks in German land. Why is that? I think it's because it's obvious isn't it? Thailand is as close to perfect as a country can get, maybe even up there with the likes of a Switzerland or Singapore. Except way cheaper. With excellent free healthcare and free education for all, great weather, and great cheap food, one earthquake every century or so, what's not to like? Plenty of opportunities and work for everyone. It's paradise on earth!

And when foreign dudes show up we get treated like kings, but when we show up in Germany, to partake in the FKK sauna clubs, or red light areas, we get treated like garbage. Go figure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lyONyEaU5A

Honestly, the social worker chick who used to escort, isn't even that hot, but I'd fuck her. Apparently she's worked in an FKK before. Years ago when it was like 100 euros an hour to fuck these chicks in them joints, I'd definitely pay it. Now though, at nearly 200 bucks a pop, nah.

If you watch the whole thing, the chicks explain that it effects them mentally, and they feel grossed out by dudes. But look at the Thai chicks that do this. We can look like Danny freakin Devito, and be as gross and as disgusting and as he is, and the Thai chicks can't get enough of us. Go figure. No wonder we love Thailand so much.

This German network the DW, must have it out for the prostitution business. They're the ones that had that short documentary about Thai sex workers that painted the whole thing in a very bad light. And here they are now making it like every prostitute in Germany hates her job.

Also, I don't really like that they don't talk about the incredible service that these women provide for guys like me. Without working girls, guys like me would never, and I mean NEVER get laid. Working girls, prostitutes, escorts, to me these chicks are heroes and should be celebrated. I don't know where this documentary is coming from, making the chicks out to be all vulnerable and shit, but I know I had some good times with chicks in Germany. And that's all that matters.

[ElMexicant]

Anybody remember ending to the movie the Usual Suspects? The look on the over-confident detective's face when he realized Verbal Kint was Keyser Soze all along is priceless. I learned it from the BEST of the BEST. My favorite quote from the ISG LEGEND himself. 2 for 1?

Sorry Martin Luther, but do you think of me as a mere peasant because of my lifestyle? Actually, I am a prince. Not the same type of "prince" that you have down here on Earth, not the ones you read about in history, who comes from royalty. But I am different kind of Prince in my little own fairy tale world. Know what I mean jelly bean? And you probably, don't think much of me. But no, I am not at all a peasant. Instead, Monkeypaw is just a pleasant mother pheasant plucker. What I mean is that I'm a mother pheasant plucker. I pluck mother pheasants. I'm the most pleasant peasant, mother pheasant plucker, that's ever plucked mother pheasants. But actually, I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son. I'm only plucking pheasants til the pheasant plucker comes. If you are still confused, see for yourself. I am a Prince.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deCUnq63waI&t=3s

And how funny is that the guy who lived rent free in your head without paying rent, never existed at all. Just a friendly reminder to those who think they know EVERYTHING. It's sucks, that moment when you realize, you actually didn't know shit. Thank you for the laughs. It's Easter Sunday, the Day of the Resurrection. He has Risen.

[RacShack]

Such an informative report! I especially like the advice to smile and have a positive attitude. Pattaya runs on customer service. If you're a sour faced tosser you start with two strikes against you.

Usually one in the face and one kick to the head! LOL travel safe guys! ! P.S. SOME OF these guy get what they deserve!! A hot knuckle sandwich!

[SubCmdr]

1,000 baht. Nuff said Bro. You even get them for 500. Stand Proud Bro.

Price Police performing bed checks

Still can't get into a Top Tier Agogo? So sorry for you my man. Stand proud. Take a shower. Put on some nice clothes. Present yourself again. Stand proud for your people.

Represent!

[SubCmdr]

Yopu still seem to be ranting though

Am I? Where did you make your last ISG post? ROTFLMAO!

Are you OK?

OUTSTANDING!

The meds kick in?

None needed. Triggering you on a daily basis is my therapy.

When you were in jail in Richmond, did you get treatment for your mental illness?

Never in Jail.

I'm sure that you are familiar with slums. Interesting though, that even poverty and lack of education doesn't make this place a crime ridden hellhole like the Congo or Richmond, VA. Maybe that's necause folks here come from intact families and know who their Daddys are, or couuld be the far more civilized nature of Cambodians vis a vis ghetto Black Americans or Africans?

Concerned about crime are you. That is why you live in a Cambodian Slum. Sorry, WHWMF, nothing you say about me is true. You have that same characteristic with Joakie. Ranting from another country about individuals you have never met.

Enjoy your next trip to Thailand. Like Joakie I will ask you the exact same question as I ask him:

When are you coming to Thailand?

Page after page after page of your and your niggas bullshit.

You know if you have all the qualities you claim, explain your language.

Look at his relationship with OverpayThai. Totally homoerotic.

Says the man who posts about ladyboys more than anyone else.

Never understood your focus on Richmond, VA until I started to study the US Civil War. It amazing what white people will do to each other. The Confederacy Lost. So sorry for you my man. Your family must have never recovered for you to develop such deep hatred for Black Americanas and Africans. Do not worry. POTUS is working very hard in order to make your country of original white again.

[Bunky]

Back from a 1 month stay. . . . BBFS was easy to get. . . . On Soi 6 had some killer sessions with great attitudes and fair prices. . . . Smile like a game show host and buy one lady drink. The ladies appear genuinely happy I wanted more than just a drink session. . . . Maggie Mays, Buzzin Bar on the opposite side, and a few others. (On Soi Chaiyapoon?) Why waste time here? . . . Some ladies are indeed drink only and not interested in boom-boom. . . . Too many YouTube creators.

Such an informative report! I especially like the advice to smile and have a positive attitude. Pattaya runs on customer service. If you're a sour faced tosser you start with two strikes against you.

[SubCmdr]

I guess you have never heard of sarcasm.

Nah, Bro. WHWMF is hold up in his Cambodian Slum. His only contact with the outside world is here in the RANTS thread. He is like Joakie in that sense. Raging on the internet about places he has never been and people he has never met.

ROTLMAO!

[SubCmdr]

In my former life I was a US government investigator.

Our dumb ass mother fuck fake ass criminal investigator is back.

You mother fuck never made a federal case. Never testified in front of a Grand Jury and received a true bill. Never testified in a federal trial. Never vested up, had your partner hit the door with the ram and was then first in with the Mossberg Pump, smooth on the right, ready to fight. So of course our Keystone Cop writes this:

Wow. That is hilarious. You know what they say- imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. I think all his Oakie posts are just smokescreens for his true feelings.

You came to this conclusion after performing your investigation, eh?

The one in which you reviewed the following:

The #1 fact:

I'm not interested in visiting Thailand, never was!

The following evidence:

For Joakie to lie. Check the dates. I moved to the DR long before Joakie. He lies! Never said that. Joakie lies. If I did quote it. He has Dominican Prostitute he has wifed up.
Once again. Never said it. Joakie he lies. Joakie, never been to Thailand or Pattaya. Joakie lies.

What exactly has Joakie been doing for 10 years. Trolling!

Joakie has grown men calling him Tio (who he as watched fuck and shared pictures of their activities) in the Dominican Republic Section. Yet, has the nerve to talk his pure unadulterated male bovine excrement up in a country thread that he has never visited. Rest assured none of the mother fucks post up in here has ever seen my Big Black Dick like that very strange relationship that is going on over in the Dominican Republic between Tio and his Sobrino.

ROFLMAO

So, now you are both liars and both trolling. For what purpose?

Here is some investigation for you:

Phillip Marlow the fake criminal investigator has a sub 100 post count and 15 out of his last 16 posts are in the this Thread.

Now both you Fake Criminal Investigator and your new comic relief Joakie the Dominican Prostitute lover man can run along. Keep my handle out of your mother fucking post until you make a trip report proving that you have actually been to Thailand. Or you can keep trolling. Which is ok.

Because if either of you want to battle I am ready for war!

[Newton York]

Foreigners working in Thailand as tour guides? Maybe that's something I can do, something to think about. Maybe I can escape the 9 to 5 grind just yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifugKALKkCM

[UglyAzzMan]

Ten day Shiite Show is Over. Will be returning to Pattaya with Riveting Reports.