Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[EverythingThai]

You both be bullshitting!

Thai Friendly, Beach Road, Massage Places - 1000 - 1250; Gentleman's Clubs - 2000 - 5000; Agogos - 5000 - 10,000; Venues where blow jobs are priced as a separate service 500 -1000.

But what do I know, I am a NEWBIE.

ROTFLMAO!

2000 baht per lady is what I recommend anyone budgets. I did say that some days you might spend less, and there is your 500 baht BJ or 1000 Baht ST. Then I said somedays you might pay more and there is your 5000. I have never been asked 10,000 by any girl in Pattaya. Have I ever paid that? Yes. Why? Because I gotta LOL. I get what I want so I pay more If want some particular extra service. That is not just for BBFS CIP though. The extra service in this case for 10,000 +++ involved a lot more than that.

Anyways, so it all evens out in the end. Mother Fucker. Ha ha

So my brother, male bovine...................... Blah blah blah.

[Werqweq]

Two foreigners, best buddies, one talking crazy shit to the entire Soi 6 in front of SLUTZ and Chili, the other only talking slightly weird shit. But both got beat down by the entire Soi. Even thought someone kicked them with some black dress shoes. Don't be like dumb and dumber. Real OG Vets don't condone violence.

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1196246504752362

Can't see what those shirtless idiots did to start it all in that clip, but as expected in Thailand: once one thai gets a punch in, every other random thai and their aunt piles on with their own kicks and punches.

Unless you think you're ready to take on the entire soi, better bow out before any trouble starts as it will never end good.

[SubCmdr]

Spending far too much valuable time here.

Really?

I'm not interested in visiting Thailand, never was!

Hey Jokie,

When you coming to Thailand?

[ElMexicant]

Two foreigners, best buddies, one talking crazy shit to the entire Soi 6 in front of SLUTZ and Chili, the other only talking slightly weird shit. But both got beat down by the entire Soi. Even thought someone kicked them with some black dress shoes. Don't be like dumb and dumber. Real OG Vets don't condone violence.

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1196246504752362

[ElMexicant]

With all due respect, your post cries "remember when" which in my opinion is the lowest form of conversation. I agree with UglyAzzman that you can't pull real stunners for these prices that you are quoting. Not even half stunners. This post is just not realistic.

Anyways, I'm on a mission called" Being realistic" and I truly believe if you are posting things that are not realistic in the forum, it does not help anyone. Of course there are exceptions and sometimes odd things happen. But if its not the norm, and you post it, its not worth even reading as it helps no one. I referring to all of the ridiculous pricing info and other experiences you post that are mostly not current. They are not realistic.These are only my opinions though. Keep posting. Cheers MR. E.

There was a girl who had a day job as a cashier in a bar called Windmill. When she finished work, she would come over and stay all night for 1000 baht.

There was a bargirl in a bar called Repent on Soi 6 and when she finished work she would come over and stay all night for 1000 baht.

There was a girl who had a day job in Central department store and when.

She finished work she would come over and stay all night for 1000 baht.

There was a girl who had a day job in a Russian restaurant on the dark side and when she finished work she would come over and stay all night for 1000 baht.

What is the difference between all the women? None that I had ever been able to tell. They were just all prostitutes that came over all night for 1000 baht. They needed no special titles. Prostitutes do not work only at places where one goes to find prostitutes.

There was an episode where the Simpsons tried to go to the all the Beaches (Playas) on an island. And they were NOT allowed. That was when I come to realize the Simpsons would NEVER understand Playas. To them it was all unreal and fairy tales because the CANNOT.

Just like in the Bette Midler song.

'Cause the players going to play, play, play, play, play.

And the haters going to hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.

Baby, I'm just going to shake, shake, shake, shake, shake.

I shake it off, I shake it off (whoo-hoo-hoo).

[SubCmdr]

Who the fuck cares what you think of the price or appearance of another man's prostitute that he hires.

You just be a bunch of mother fucking KeyBoard Warriors spewing male bovine excrement. Most of ya! You have not seen them (the other mens prostitutes).

Yet you have the mother fucking audacity to make judgments from afar.

Then complain: no more bro code. WHAT THE FUCK?

Whatever happened to: No man ought to be telling another man how to spend his hard earned money or who to fuck.

Angry I am not.

Calling out mother fucks for bullshit and hypocrisy I am!

[SubCmdr]

Being realistic is the most important if you are going to post reports in the Pattaya section or any section on ISG. For pricing in Pattaya, if every monger budgets 2000 Baht per girl for a short time encounter, they will be safe. Some ladies will charge a little more or less depending on the venue, the location and type of girl, freelancer or bar girl and the type of service you want. But budgeting 2000 Baht is a safe bet. Some days you will pay a little more and other days a little less. It will all even out in the end.

I can agree as long as one stays away from the gogo bars 2000 baht should get it done in most cases.

You both be bullshitting!

Thai Friendly, Beach Road, Massage Places - 1000 - 1250; Gentleman's Clubs - 2000 - 5000; Agogos - 5000 - 10,000; Venues where blow jobs are priced as a separate service 500 -1000.

But what do I know, I am a NEWBIE.

ROTFLMAO!

[SubCmdr]

Fist in the air in the land of hypocrisy!

Statement about the price police

If they see someone having fun and spending money, they get jealous and attack them as a member of the price police.

Price police performing a raid

I agree with UglyAzzman that you can't pull real stunners for these prices that you are quoting. Not even half stunners.

Your honor, I request that you issue a warrant for the arrest of ET Phone Home based on the above probable cause for violation of man law 101 in the first degree (talking shit about how another man spends his money). Along with the additional charge of hypocrisy in the first degree.

Dey be yelling and screaming but it's a tad bit late. Like Nate Dog and Warren G, The Cmdr had to regulate!

[ElMexicant]

So this movie is based on a Thai video game. Filmed in Thailand of course. Lucky ducky me got asked to play an "extra. " Look for the sleeves on the sleeveless guy. Revelations. It's only for a few seconds but oh well. My first step into "stardom. " Njoy the flick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-17tBEdfDIs

[Nyezhov]

You ever notice how some sages only speak from the shadows, preferably from a fan-cooled room in a low-rent corner of Cambodia, where roosters double as alarm clocks and WiFi is paid by the hour?

Enter Ben Newton.

He doesn't live in Thailand. He doesn't need to. His spirit hovers above Thermae every quarter, descending briefly in a blaze of cut-rate conquest and fried chicken. Then, poof, back to the slums, where he resumes his role as Forum Gatekeeper, correcting the boots-on-the-ground while sipping instant coffee and planning the next pilgrimage to the Land of Smiles (on layaway).

Is he trolling? Guiding? Rewriting ISG canon one outdated rate at a time?

Hard to say. But if you hear the screech of a tricycle, the hum of a broken fan, and a rant about "mongers paying too much," chances are Ben Newton's keyboard just lit up.

The legend lives, every 90 days, give or take a promo fare. Ha ha.

Disclaimer: This post is based on actual events, but names, locations, and details have been changed. Any resemblance to real persons is purely coincidental.

Even if everything you say is true, you're still a liar, plagiarist and scumbag.

[Nyezhov]

My first time going to Thailand and I was in the Bangkok forum asking questions. OTH was the first (and last) person on the site to tell me Read The Fucking Forum. These days guys take offense for being told that. Back then you just shut the hell up and started reading.

Yeah now you got a guy here that goes back, copies and paste and plagiarizes reports and then presented as his own work.

[Nyezhov]

If a certain someone wants to talk about "OG Vets" these two along with Fernando Alonso and Goats are the real ones. Not some call center scammer. I remember the forum in the days of Jackson. We had meet ups and everyone was really cool. I even hosted a meet up at T-Ded 99 about 10 years ago. It was great meeting many of the guys. Alas those days are over. These guys today on ISG don't have any understanding of the "Bro code". If they see someone having fun and spending money, they get jealous and attack them as a member of the price police. Then when the member they attack fights back, they spend hours searching online trying to match a photo up with one of the members reports so they can identify them and attack him further. The forum is not the same as before. Before it was a community of like minded individuals and now its just a place full of toxicity and meaningless and unrealistic reports that have no use for anyone reading them. Punjabi Refund, the DR Twat and Fuck off contribute absolutely nothing to ISG, while others use ISG as their personal therapy session. When some of us call them out, they just continue their BS. Alas.

You're a liar. You're a plagiarist, a phony and a liar. The only folks who believe your bullshit reports and advice are either brand new newbies to Thailand or pathetic nerds who have no idea what they're doing. This place used to be good, and then folks like you arrived.

[Oakie]

Spending far too much valuable time here.

But it's hard to leave on a good note, and wish why'all well! LOL.

It seems all's not well at your Official Review Committee Office where the Two Thai Tag Team Twats operate their ISG Poster Approval Ministry.

They claim they are friends, meet up with each other, and, more curiously, "do business together". It's actually becoming apparent just what "business" they do here. LOL.

I was, and still are, a happy camper enjoying like in my little puta pueblo, and hoped I was free of my dedicated fan / stalker. But alas is was not to be. Sudsy missed me so much, he brought me here with him when he first started dropping my name here. The rest is history.

Then his business associate chimed in to help him out, and when that bombed mightily, I got on the Official Revue Weekly Publication Deplorable List. Maintained by guess who?

My apologies to the good guys here who are not so authoritarian, or mistake Fantasy for Real Life, mistake anonymous posters for real friends, and can't even laugh about it. They must be sick of the shit, like they got sick of it in ISG's DR Forum.

But today it's hard to leave with 10 references to me on this page alone, by the Terrible Two!

Plus an invitation to send MrNothing a personal message. WTF? Maybe he want's a Sudsy "Truce"?

Posted by Sudsy, Post #188, DR Rants.

I am waiting for you to drop the beef. Let me have my say about Sosua and you can have your say. Then we both just leave it alone. But if you wish to continue, please go ahead.

I'll file that request in the same place where I file all Sudsy's face to face invitations and unsolicited DM's over the years, out in the ally with yesterday's fishbones.

Looks like I'm stuck here as long as there's business to be taken care of!

Peace to our happy brother mongers!

[EverythingThai]

So there I am, just minding my own business at a Bangkok gym or was it a Pattaya gym, or just an imaginary gym, trying not to judge the guy in Crocs doing curls in the squat rack, when suddenly he appears, our hero. Or so he says.

Apparently, this man has spotted a damsel in distress. Not just any damsel, mind you, but a sick one. A sick one who just so happens to be his "client. " That's right. She's paying him, to be inspirational? Motivational? Medicinal? We're still unclear.

But here's the kicker: between photoshopped soy sauce bottles and dreams of Tomorrowland turning into Love Land, this man found time, heroic time, to rescue her from gym doom. Bravo. Truly. If this girl ever stumbled across his "literary" work on public forums though? Security would probably escort her out for having the poor judgment to associate with a man who documents Thai massage scams, street snacks, and thermonuclear ego trips like it's gospel.

Bottom line? You want to help someone, that's great. We applaud that. But if it ends up as a paragraph in your next self-promoting novella. Maybe it wasn't charity, it was personal ego boost marketing.

Surprised you can sleep at night you freak.

[EverythingThai]

As usual, you understand exactly how things work ET, and I'm just back to half-mongering after a decade or "regular girls". I missed the meet, that would have been a great idea.

Also, wow did not know Jackson was gone, I was wondering. I was trying to reach out as I'm now "moderated" on the forum (that's new to me LOL).

Good to see some real ISG'ers are still standing.

He sold the forum. I do not know much more than that. Nice to see you back again my man.