Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Explorer8939]

Evidently, not a lot of posters here are actually in Pattaya.

Because if they were, they would be commenting on the horrible traffic for Songkran.

Bolt is unavailable tonight, unless you want to pay for a special car.

I don't go out, but tonight, my inbound lady can't get a taxi.

[EverythingThai]

You mother fucker were not getting killed being code talkers in World War II. Get the fuck out here with that pure unadulterated male bovine excrement.

Your mother fucking OG Vet code is as simple as we do not talk about International Trickin outside of the circle we are international trickin in. No sharing of identifying information with others. Just like Fight Club.

Now that's the energy I came here for. Love the loyalty to the OG Vet code, whip started this OG vet shit anyways? Ha ha. Anyways, no faces, no names, no leaks. But let's be honest, half the dudes in here treat "Don't talk about it" like it's a group therapy challenge. You want Fight Club? Cool. But let's not forget rule #1: If you start quoting movies and calling people "International Tricks," you've probably already said too much.

[EverythingThai]

I dont give a fuck!

You did say that. But what did I say?

2000 THB a fuck on average right?

Let's say a international trick pays the following amounts to hire a prostitute: 2000,500, 2000,2000, 2000,5000, 2000 = 15500 Total over seven days. The average of the numbers is = 2,214.28571 THB. So your budget example of 14000 would leave our International Trick 1500 THB short. Would it not?

Like a blocked shot on a NBA reel, that was nasty. Don't put up weak shit. Don't you know by now I go hard in the mother fucking paint bro?

No mother fuck it does not!

I did the math for you. I have a background in statistical analysis from a top ten University in my country of origin. Numerical illiteracy is very common in my country of origin. Yours?

I do not assume that 1500 THB is no big deal

The way the mother fucks posting up in here talk about my flow, my stack, my trading and my buying gold, tells me they don't really have any money even if they do fly business class from Southern California in order to cheat on their wife to fuck prostitutes in Thailand.

Hey professor, appreciate the Excel flex — seriously. But if you're breaking down monger math like a Wall Street analyst, maybe you're not in the right line of work. I'm just out here offering a ballpark budget so people don't end up doing long division in the bar. Most of us are cool letting the averages handle themselves. If you're running a calculator while the girl's already showered, you're doing it wrong. Ha ha.

[Nyezhov]

Oh wait, your playbook is kinda of shit. Anyways:

Have you not heard of sarcasm you piece of shit. You rusty cunnnntttttt bucket. What would be good for me and the rest of the ISG community would be for you to crawl back in your mother's vagina and cook a little longer. Now run along you stupid fuck.

I may be all that but I'm not a liar, plagiarist and fabulist and as we see from your promise to go find the famous half Japanese girl, a bullshit artist too.

Everything about you is phony. OverpayThai. You are here for your own ego needs and add nothing new to the information set forward in this forum. You pretend to be a pioneer and expert, but you a just a low-life wannabe and a legend in your own mind.

[Nyezhov]

WHWMF got some electricity in his Cambodian Slum. He knew it wouldn't last long. So after beating off, he beat on his keyboard and sent off some quick messages in order blow of his frustration from not being a fuck a Thai Girl in Thailand.

Oh look it's mess boy again thinking about other people's dicks. Next time I beat off on a keyboard I'll post some pics for you So you can Make slurping noises.

[EverythingThai]

How can she look as hot as hell when all you see is a side view, no face?

Not half japanese either.

But hey give us a report as to how hot she is, since you're going to do a sight unseen. Make sure you invent lots of details and costs.

Oh wait, your playbook is kinda of shit. Anyways:

Have you not heard of sarcasm you piece of shit. You rusty cunnnntttttt bucket. What would be good for me and the rest of the ISG community would be for you to crawl back in your mother's vagina and cook a little longer. Now run along you stupid fuck.

[UglyAzzMan]

Unable to tolerate further provocation, one guard struck a tourist in the face, causing him to stagger and fall. The guards expressed regret for their lack of restraint, apologizing to the public while urging consideration of the tourists behavior.

Why are these so-called security personnel not calling the POLICE immediately?

You don't understand Thai Culture do ya.

[Mr Enternational]

Having said that, I do talk to a lot of these girls at the gym, but I am a regular there and they also are regulars, we just say Hello,/ goodbye or give each other a head-nod but it's just small talk. Even with that small talk, I get sideways looks from Thai guys.

In Bangkok you get sideways looks. In Pattaya you get thumbs up.

[NicFrenchy]

New never seen before girl at gym. Me stretching my adductors in the corner. She comes to my secluded spot. Lays out a mat. Begins all sorts of yoga stretching. Can see camel toe with her tights. Turned off the headphones and this girl was grunting and moaning. Somebody taking this serious.

In Thailand?? Wow, that is a first for me.

I am at the gym 4 times a week and while, yes, there are a LOT of girls in yoga pants and just a sports bra, I have never seen any of them approach a foreigner first, and being so overtly physically flirting. Why? Because other Thais would look down on them for doing so (in a world where "face" is everything).

Having said that, I do talk to a lot of these girls at the gym, but I am a regular there and they also are regulars, we just say Hello,/ goodbye or give each other a head-nod but it's just small talk. Even with that small talk, I get sideways looks from Thai guys.

[SubCmdr]

What does this even mean? Ha ha.

WHWMF got some electricity in his Cambodian Slum. He knew it wouldn't last long. So after beating off, he beat on his keyboard and sent off some quick messages in order blow of his frustration from not being a fuck a Thai Girl in Thailand.

[SubCmdr]

Unable to tolerate further provocation, one guard struck a tourist in the face, causing him to stagger and fall. The guards expressed regret for their lack of restraint, apologizing to the public while urging consideration of the tourists behavior.

If you cannot de-escalate a situation, if you cannot restrain a drunk adversary then you shouldn't have these jobs. Under no condition should an individual claiming to be security be throwing the first punch. This is unprofessional behavior. These individuals should not have these jobs. Period. FULL STOP!

Why are these so-called security personnel not calling the POLICE immediately?

[SubCmdr]

2000 baht per lady is what I recommend anyone budgets.

I dont give a fuck!

I did say that some days you might spend less, and there is your 500 baht BJ or 1000 Baht ST. Then I said somedays you might pay more and there is your 5000.

You did say that. But what did I say?

2000 THB a fuck on average right?

Let's say a international trick pays the following amounts to hire a prostitute: 2000,500, 2000,2000, 2000,5000, 2000 = 15500 Total over seven days. The average of the numbers is = 2,214.28571 THB. So your budget example of 14000 would leave our International Trick 1500 THB short. Would it not?

Like a blocked shot on a NBA reel, that was nasty. Don't put up weak shit. Don't you know by now I go hard in the mother fucking paint bro?

Anyways, so it all evens out in the end. Mother Fucker. Ha ha So my brother, male bovine...................... Blah blah blah.

No mother fuck it does not!

I did the math for you. I have a background in statistical analysis from a top ten University in my country of origin. Numerical illiteracy is very common in my country of origin. Yours?

I do not assume that 1500 THB is no big deal

The way the mother fucks posting up in here talk about my flow, my stack, my trading and my buying gold, tells me they don't really have any money even if they do fly business class from Southern California in order to cheat on their wife to fuck prostitutes in Thailand.

[SubCmdr]

Easy now big fella ha ha. The "bro code is a sacred ISG tradition some of us OG vets have from back in the day in Thailand, 10+ years ago. Its not about us telling others what to pay, its about a code ha ha.

You mother fucker were not getting killed being code talkers in World War II. Get the fuck out here with that pure unadulterated male bovine excrement.

Your mother fucking OG Vet code is as simple as we do not talk about International Trickin outside of the circle we are international trickin in. No sharing of identifying information with others. Just like Fight Club.

N**** Please!

[SubCmdr]

I was, and still are, a happy camper enjoying like in my little puta pueblo, and hoped I was free of my dedicated fan / stalker. But alas is was not to be. Sudsy missed me so much, he brought me here with him when he first started dropping my name here. The rest is history.

So, you start a flame war with me in the Sousa Rants threads years ago that gets you put on moderation and yet:

I'm not interested in visiting Thailand, never was!

So the only reason you are here is to troll.

[Banana Boi]

Hopefully deported. If you think you can take on the Black Shirts you deserve what's coming to you.