Pattaya Reports

[Newton York]

How come there are no more homeless farangs in Pattaya? I kinda wanted to see more cause it made me feel better about my life. You know it's that thing where you look at the misfortunes of others to remind yourself that your own life isn't that bad then.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPgaO4jQNQs

This report is like fucking 12 years ago. You mean to tell me, in the last 12 years, all farangs have gotten their shit together and none of them are homeless in Pattaya?

I need to see more of this, I NEED to feel better about myself, and the ONLY way to do that is to see the suffering of others. I have to know that some of the lucky fucks that get to live the dream in Thailand don't actually make it. That it's not just me that has a miserable life.

[Falcon 95]

Please Help.

KTV Bar 66.

Lots of attractive Girls Hanging Around. If there is 3 prettiest girl on the Soi 6 at any given time it wouldn't surprise me if they are at Ktv66.

So why is that Bar devoid of Customers.

That side of the Street must be Cursed.

That side of the street IS cursed, like you say.

And that bar is for Asian customers, as the name suggests.

The drinks are more expensive and they even overcharge Asian customers, their main clientele.

The girls are mostly drinks-only coyotes.

Thus, the lack of customers.

[UglyAzzMan]

Please Help.

KTV Bar 66.

Lots of attractive Girls Hanging Around. If there is 3 prettiest girl on the Soi 6 at any given time it wouldn't surprise me if they are at Ktv66.

So why is that Bar devoid of Customers.

That side of the Street must be Cursed.

[SPatel7805]

Thank you all members for your previous replies to my post for suggestions. We had a great trip and hope to visit few more. Thank you all.

[UglyAzzMan]

Ok. And how about getting girls on WS for ST? Are there any particular go-go's that are best?

No Agogo has the Market on Hot Girls. Pslce might have 5. Baccarat might have 2. One eye jacks might have 1. I'll even surmise Heaven might have 1.

O keanos was closed last night. Day off or bankrupt?

A girl got barfined at Jack s with one eye. From the side she looked mildly HOT. Another one was what could be Considered attractive.

By the numbers at Jacks. I counted 25 girls. 2 were mildly ok. You do the MATH.

Don't discount Bliss. Not bad Lookers.

[NRandom940]

Soi 6 vs W. Street.

The top 100 girls on Walking Street are actually Hot and Pretty.

The top 100 girls on Soi 6 will include a quite a lot of Moo Daengs. Hahaha.

Right next to Goodfellas there's a Head Turner. Fat and Ugly. Nice personality though. I think the Sub would like her. Short too.

Does this make sense.

Ok. And how about getting girls on WS for ST? Are there any particular go-go's that are best?

[Explorer8939]

I returned 2 weeks ago from pattaya and I did go early in evening to windmill go-go specifically to look at hot young, nude ladies dancing. There were none upstairs or down. Some pretty ladies most just rock back and forth on feet. The nudes ladies sat on floor showing little. Most young ladies I found in most pattaya bars need lessons in dance and attitude. I'm older but found the 30 plus ladies to be much more interactive and fun and there are many 7-9 in looks if good with natural be's and great smile, attitude. Many times stunners are cold fish.

The talent at Windmill varies day to day. One time, I ran across a spectacularly hot lady, she shipped out the next day to Taiwan, and subsequently worked around east Asia, ending up in London.

[NRandom940]

When you are arranging things with a willing girl, just say something like: "We go short time room OK?" (If you wanted to go back to your place, the ask would be: "We go my hotel short time, OK? Once she changes clothes and you step outside she'll know a place that's close by -- usually within walking distance. It's been years since I used a short time room, but I'll guess the fee would be 300-500 baht.

It's useless to ask "which go gos have the best girls?" The lineup changes from day to day. We have no idea what kind of girls you prefer.

Are the prices at Pattaya go-go's similar to the prices at Nana Plaza? Which was 3500 last time I was there. I'm okay paying that if the girl is a stunner. Soi 6 I pay 1500 plus the little extras.

[NRandom940]

I returned 2 weeks ago from pattaya and I did go early in evening to windmill go-go specifically to look at hot young, nude ladies dancing. There were none upstairs or down. Some pretty ladies most just rock back and forth on feet. The nudes ladies sat on floor showing little. Most young ladies I found in most pattaya bars need lessons in dance and attitude. I'm older but found the 30 plus ladies to be much more interactive and fun and there are many 7-9 in looks if good with natural be's and great smile, attitude. Many times stunners are cold fish.

Did you leave with any of them? I don't care one bit about their dancing ability.

[UglyAzzMan]

I have been to Pattaya twice before, and going again next month. I've never been to Walking Street or LK Metro. All the girls I've got was either Soi 6, TF, or massage parlors.

I tried one Gentleman Bar (I think it was Maggie May's), but the only hot girl was occupied by a big spender for the night. I've been to a few other places in Treetown where the girls were obviously just trying to get paid through lady drinks, so I left.

I've read that the hottest girls are in the Go-Go bars. Does everyone agree with this? Are they as easy to ST as the girls on Soi 6? That's all I'm interested in. I don't want to buy a bunch of lady drinks if I can avoid it. What is your opinion of the best go-go bar to do this? Are the girls actually significantly better looking than Soi 6?

My ideal situation is. Walk in, find the hottest girl, walk up to her and get the price. Go to the ST room on site. This is what I do on Soi 6. Most of the time I don't even buy a lady drink, but I give them a "fee" in replacement of the cost.

If this is possible in the go-go's, what should I expect the ST price to be?

Thanks in advance.

Soi 6 vs W. Street.

The top 100 girls on Walking Street are actually Hot and Pretty.

The top 100 girls on Soi 6 will include a quite a lot of Moo Daengs. Hahaha.

Right next to Goodfellas there's a Head Turner. Fat and Ugly. Nice personality though. I think the Sub would like her. Short too.

Does this make sense.

[Bunky]

Thanks.

How do I find the ST rooms on Walking Street or LK Metro? Can you recommend specific go-gos?

When you are arranging things with a willing girl, just say something like: "We go short time room OK?" (If you wanted to go back to your place, the ask would be: "We go my hotel short time, OK? Once she changes clothes and you step outside she'll know a place that's close by -- usually within walking distance. It's been years since I used a short time room, but I'll guess the fee would be 300-500 baht.

It's useless to ask "which go gos have the best girls?" The lineup changes from day to day. We have no idea what kind of girls you prefer.

[Luis2]

I returned 2 weeks ago from pattaya and I did go early in evening to windmill go-go specifically to look at hot young, nude ladies dancing. There were none upstairs or down. Some pretty ladies most just rock back and forth on feet. The nudes ladies sat on floor showing little. Most young ladies I found in most pattaya bars need lessons in dance and attitude. I'm older but found the 30 plus ladies to be much more interactive and fun and there are many 7-9 in looks if good with natural be's and great smile, attitude. Many times stunners are cold fish.

[NRandom940]

Most go-go bars don't have ST rooms on-site, but you'll find plenty just off Walking Street or around LK Metro, so don't stress that part.

Thanks.

How do I find the ST rooms on Walking Street or LK Metro? Can you recommend any specific go-go's?

[EverythingThai]

I have been to Pattaya twice before, and going again next month. I've never been to Walking Street or LK Metro. All the girls I've got was either Soi 6, TF, or massage parlors.

I tried one Gentleman Bar (I think it was Maggie May's), but the only hot girl was occupied by a big spender for the night. I've been to a few other places in Treetown where the girls were obviously just trying to get paid through lady drinks, so I left.

I've read that the hottest girls are in the Go-Go bars. Does everyone agree with this? Are they as easy to ST as the girls on Soi 6? That's all I'm interested in. I don't want to buy a bunch of lady drinks if I can avoid it. What is your opinion of the best go-go bar to do this? Are the girls actually significantly better looking than Soi 6?

My ideal situation is. Walk in, find the hottest girl, walk up to her and get the price. Go to the ST room on site. This is what I do on Soi 6. Most of the time I don't even buy a lady drink, but I give them a "fee" in replacement of the cost.

If this is possible in the go-go's, what should I expect the ST price to be?

Thanks in advance.

Yeah, some guys have had success walking into a bar, skipping the song and dance, and heading straight upstairs for a ST, no drinks, no chit-chat, just business. But others, like Falcon95, haven't been so lucky. Take Mods bar for example, he was told flat out: no lady drinks, no ST, not even a conversation. That's the gamble.

Now, try that same move in a go-go bar and you're probably walking out with nothing but blue balls and a lighter wallet. The success rate for skipping the drink ritual in go-gos is far lower than on Soi 6. That's just facts.

My recommendation? Buy two lady drinks, not forty unless you're a masochist like me, and keep it moving. It keeps the vibe smooth and opens the door for negotiations. Most go-go bars don't have ST rooms on-site, but you'll find plenty just off Walking Street or around LK Metro, so don't stress that part.

One thing to watch out for is the drink quota hustle. If it's the end of her contract and she's short on drinks, she'll push hard. I've seen girls go from flirty to full-blown sales mode once they realize they're 10 drinks short of a bonus. And if it's her last day? Good luck sticking to just two drinks, you'll be guilt-tripped, pouted at, and maybe even slow-played until you cave. Then there is the "Can you help my sister, she has not had a drink today" You will learn fast that your bar girl has more sisters than the Catholic Church.

[Falcon 95]

Part 5 is below so really confused now as we have part 4 coming after part 5. However, there seems to be some discrepancies in the stories and their links. Thanks for posting though. It was entertaining and fired some good interesting discussions. Nice climactic ending too. However, the truth wore a mask so often, it started to believe its own disguise. Anyways, glad it all seemed to of worked out. Cheers.

You are welcome, bro. My 5-part story about Sandy is styled a la Kaleidoscope. If people do not know what that means, then watch Kaleidoscope on Netflix.

Every now and then, there needs to be villains like me so that the good guys have someone to go after.

Seriously, what would Batman do everyday without the Joker?