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[SubCmdr]

Register your mobile phone number, selfie and payment card with Grab. About 5 different vehicle rates are offered, depending on wait time and size. Forget the song-tiaows / Thai Jeepneys: dangerous boarding / departing amongst moving traffic, and jerky rides. Grab/Bolt/Uber are the best things to happen to the taxi trade since horse-drawn Hansom Cabs.

You are suggesting that an individual pay up to 8 - 10 times for a trip by using Grab / Bolt instead of the Baht Bus.

I will also add that in the entire time I have been posted up in Pattaya the worst thing that happened to me is I handed the driver a 20 baht note expecting change and the driver just took it and drove off. I lost 10 bath and that is significant for me because that is another entire Baht Bus Ride. Hundreds of thousand people ride the Baht Bus each year. I want you to point out the number news articles you have read regarding someone dying in a Baht Bus accident. Then compare that to the number of people that die every year due to motorcycle accidents.

Pussy

I report the fact that I pay 1000 - 2000 THB for Short Time and individuals say I am only fucking ugly prostitutes.

In other News the girls in Pattaya are still old and ugly. I snagged a 20 year old from beach road the other night with zero English for 1,000 baht which at the current crappy exchange rate is $30.

You hold USD. Unhappy with the exchange rate. Petition for redress of your grievances with your government. ROFMAO. The price you paid is on the low end of the range of street market prices here in Pattaya.

Your numbers don't add up bro!

So with an average local salary of about $461 a month this is 6. 5% so that means a streetwalker hooker in the USA where we make $5,000 a month should be. $325. I don't know any place where they are that much so I guess Pattaya even at $30 is overpriced. Go into the bars and good luck coming out for less than $120.

This makes no sense to me. Are you equating the money you make as a business owner in the Dis-United States of America to the rate of pay for sexual services on the streets of Pattaya?

Pattaya is also broken as the old women resist kissing! Straight up money "Vulture Culture".

Straight fucking no kissing. If you want to kiss get a girlfriend.

Oh, that's nasty!

Lastly, what are issues with people who need pictures with posts? Other than to gratify personal ego needs or allow others to be even more critical of others over their personal choices of how to spend their money and who to fuck, what purpose does posting pictures actually serve?

The objective is to nut!

[SubCmdr]

Normal massage shops have an internal queue system, so the next customer is normally given to the next woman / girl in their queue, and often they take turns about who's sitting inside, though I don't doubt some are aware it's beneficial to have the more pretty ones sitting outside and take advantage of that. Anyway, you don't need to bother yourself with their internal queue. Just point out who you want to massage you, or even easier, just tell her while you're still outside, "you massage me, polite smile" like I do. Usually they'll repeat what you said somewhat loud to make it clear they're not trying to skip in line and get a customer ahead of who would normally have gotten him.

Here in Pattaya

Normal massage shops I don't worry about the queue. Naughty massage shops I do exactly as you do Werqweg. And I use the exact same phrasing. It should also be noted I a lot of massage girls operate on Thai Friendly. I make an appointment to come to the shop or they offer to come to my room.

[Werqweq]

I find it cool that the King of Thailand is able to land his aircraft in Bhutan. Bhutan is a CRASH and DIE but hopefully not airport that makes the list of one of the top 10 dangerous airports in the world. He was in the left seat and the Queen in the right. Apparently he would require to be type rated for IFR, multi engine, 737-800, etc. This kicks the balls out of North Korea's Kim Jong Un who shows himself "flying" but another real pilot is in the right seat.

Yeah, it seems cool, but ...

From what I remember reading he trained as a fighter pilot in the Thai air force. Less cool is that the thai people, with good reason afaik, stopped standing up in cinemas to show their respect once the current king took over after his father passed away. Before that, thai people would always stand up in the cinemas while they played the royal anthem before the movie started. First couple of years after he became king, less and less people did it, and the last couple of years, nobody does it anymore.

[Trevor2522]

Newish Toyota Corolla with automatic toll transponder, and a sedate, mature driver. Paid B1,200 cash and no tip required. Even loaded my 20 Kg suitcase into the boot. They can also take passengers into Bangkok city and hotel for B1,500. The agent will be waiting at arrivals exit 3, with your name on a board. Car was waiting upstairs, via escalator, at departure level (lifts are very slow & overcrowded). Better to use a reliable company, than try to save B100 on a potential old-banger, driven by a maniac!

https://www.pattaya-transfer.com/

Exchange cash in the airport 'B' (basement / train) level. Superrich gives best rates, especially for larger, clean bills. Matches closely to ATM rate after fees. Their head office in Rajdamri Road in Bangkok pays the best rates but several branches in Bangkok (none in Pattaya).

[Explorer8939]

One reason that I mention ladies having a Thai boyfriend is that they are generally zero in the horniness department.

If they can afford a Thai boyfriend, that means they have plenty of customers (assuming they have been working for a while). So, that translates into fucking at the job and fucking at home.

As a result, they are often burned out on sex, they can do it, but aren't into it. Over the long haul, it means they don't have so much interest in LT, because that presents the threat of long fuck sessions. Or, they will feign illness to get out of fucking.

It's not that they have physical problems with sex, they are burned out mentally. Kind of like when a guy is burned out on fucking the same lady. You just don't want to do it anymore, but you can.

[GentileBear]

I find it cool that the King of Thailand is able to land his aircraft in Bhutan. Bhutan is a CRASH and DIE but hopefully not airport that makes the list of one of the top 10 dangerous airports in the world. He was in the left seat and the Queen in the right. Apparently he would require to be type rated for IFR, multi engine, 737-800, etc. This kicks the balls out of North Korea's Kim Jong Un who shows himself "flying" but another real pilot is in the right seat.

https://onemileatatime.com/news/thai...ot-737-bhutan/

[Explorer8939]

I discovered a downside of paying a lady via bank transfer:

If you hand a lady actual cash, she will almost immediately leave.

If you transfer her money, it doesn't send the same signal, and she may hang around. Last night's lady hung around so long that my morning lady showed up and I fucked her in the bedroom while last night's lady lazed on the living room sofa.

[Explorer8939]

A heads up: the ladies all know the news about the Chinese cannibal who barfined a post-op ladyboy and killed her. He cleaned up the hotel room, headed back to China, but was apprehended at Suvarnabhumi.

So, the ladies are apprehensive about new customers for a while.

[Explorer8939]

At the moment, I have a very popular MILF in the condo, asleep. She has to chose her customers, there are so many offers.

She left her phone in the living room, and it is making noises constantly from wannabe boyfriends, other ladies and family, and her young Thai boyfriend.

She is mentally exhausted from years of working bar, and has zero interest in sex (she claims she doesn't fuck her boyfriend, but I translate to mean she doesn't have interest in fucking, but if she doesn't, he will beat her). Of course, she will fuck customers, but she prefers guys who don't fuck much.

[SubCmdr]

This dumbfuck doesn't understand it. He had to buy a motorbike to pick up his Beach Road and Soi 6 uglies and get around town. He can't figure out the circular bus routes.

I do not ever remember saying I could not get around using the Baht Bus. I have been posted up here for more time some have visited Pattaya over 10 a ten year period. But I am not one to live in the Glory Days (the way things were 25 years ago, who actually gives a fuck). I would like to discuss current experiences. That is the difference between me and many others posting here. I live in the present. A motorbike provides you with options. It is also very dangerous. I took a course from a professional school. The same school that is the official training center for Harley Davidson in Thailand. Completely uncertain why he OP has the perception that those who rent / purchase a motorbike do not know how to use the Baht Bus routes. I still use the Baht Bus today (even though I own a motorbike) if my destination is on a Baht Bus route.

Yes. Blue Isuzu or Toyota Trucks will Honk non stop at you. They come by all the time. Caution! If you are unable to CLIMB into the back of these trucks easily. Be careful when getting out. The PAX and driver will Rush you. And you need to do a 360 turn and whip around and pay the Driver 10 Baht. Us fat guys will recognize the potential to Twist your ankle or pop your knees while being squished in like Cattle when those baht busses are full and they slam the brakes and expect you to walk out and pay within 4 seconds like an athlete. The locals didn't like my Fat ass pushing the Stop button at Soi 6 - and bracing myself to get out - but just know, if you have a hard time walking. It is a mild Step Down from that Baht But truck to the pavement!

Note: Yes I am fat and working on that issue. But I would NOT recommend climbing in and out of Baht Busses if you have leg issues (or mobility issues!) . Just Order a Bolt! - just my opinion!

I believe that the Baht Bus lines serve their purpose. The are uncomfortable. Can be dangerous if you have mobility problems. But I note that I have seen many individuals that mobility problems use the Baht Bus without problem. Individuals who ride the them know what time it is. Will help others, give up seats and squeeze together in order to help other fellow passengers out. I have instructed people on when to get out at their stops and have escorted people to locations when we are going in the same direction. I have had excellent conversations with people on the Baht Bus. I have very pleasant memories of using them as a means of transportation.

You see I don't have my nose in the air because I fly business class to Thailand. I am perfectly comfortable being a man of the people. But now I have three options for transportation. Baht Bus (10 THB), Bolt (100 - 200 THB), my personal motorbike purchased with profits from trading in the US Stock Market (free).

[EihTooms]

It is very simple to just ask:

Can I finish in your mouth?

One of the advantages I have found to asking up front is if a girl does not like it they will often allow you to finish in their pussy instead.

I generally include BBBJCIM in my upfront negotiations for the same reason. And as a backup position counter offer if the girl refuses to agree upfront to. BBFSCIP.

For one thing, I very much like BBBJCIM so it is definitely no hardship for me if the girl winds up doing that for me instead of BBFSCIP.

And for another thing, I totally understand a new girl's reluctance to agree upfront to engaging in BBFSCIP with a man she has just met several minutes earlier. And there is that whole "saving Face" Asian thing. So even if she is inclined to feel comfortable with me and a part of her feels fine about fucking me bareback until I finish inside her pussy, it might be that she just can't bring herself to say so upfront and so soon. I get that.

So my countering with, "How about BBBJCIM" gives her an alternate way to agree upfront to something I want and will pay her for while also giving her more time with me to change her mind about BBFSCIP.

And, sure enough, very often by the time we have chatted and laughed over whatever on the way to my room, after she has had more time to feel good about me, after she has seen that I am not a filthy slob with dirty socks strewn across my bed, half-eaten tuna sandwiches sitting on my dresser and that I am not nearly as horrible looking naked as she first suspected, and considering giving a good blowjob is generally more work and effort than getting fucked BBFSCIP, the girls' attitude about agreeing to BBFSCIP can and often does change.

Again, worst case scenario is she gives me a BBBJCIM. Not a bad outcome for me at all.

[Explorer8939]

I had a lady over last night who was having a big sad, because her latest Farang "boyfriend" blew her off. He began the relationship with implied promises of big money, maybe a condo, living together, the usual bullshit. That generated into multi-day cohabitation at 1000 baht per day, until he had his fill and "broke up" with her.

She consoled herself by doing an all nighter with a young Turkish guy, but when she came to my condo her "boyfriend" blocked her online.

I tried to explain the concept of karma to her, but she wasn't worried about that, she was worried about how to confront her boyfriend. Because nothing attracts a man more than standing outside his condo screaming at him.

Anyway, it was a busted night for me, and I sent her out to go look for another customer.

[Explorer8939]

I think you are missing the point. You assume everyone else cares as much as you do. You said the chick is a prostitute. You do not think this man knows this? He met her the same way that you did.

When I was in the navy I was at a Filipina named Wendy's crib cuddling with her on the couch. Her husband (an American White guy who was also in the Navy) came home from work, said Hello, and walked right upstairs. In those days we did not have any facebook to be spying on chicks. That man already knew his wife was the base door knob. But it is obvious that he did not care as much as you would have wanted him to. Stay out of mf's business!

On the show Shameless the gay guy goes to a guy's home and calls himself telling the man's wife that her husband has been fucking him and giving him money. The wife said well who the fuck do you think is giving him the money to do it? He was not telling her anything that she did not already know and she was the one facilitating him to do it. All the guy did was fuck it up for himself by overplaying his role.

Why do you continue to overplay your role believing it is your duty to make it known to the world that someone has a boyfriend, husband, or sponsor? Know your role and stay out of mf's business! You gossip more than a broad.

Most sponsors and Farang "boyfriends" would be very angry if "their" Thai lady were going with other Farangs.

Case in point: I built a karaoke rack for a bargirl who likes to sing when she comes to my condo. I posted a photo of it on Facebook and tagged her so she could see it.

Her Swedish sponsor saw it and blocked her (one guy who does use Facebook). He was angry for a week.

I had a lady over last night who told me that a customer promised her 1,000 a day if she would live with him and not go with any other Farangs.

I can't think of a customer boyfriend who is okay with "his" bargirl going with other men. When I travel abroad with a bargirl, her big concern is hiding her location when he makes a call to her.

But she will post photos of her travels because her customer boyfriend doesn't use Facebook.

[SubCmdr]

Why not get a chick and make her a porn star yourself? You could save 10 times the money. A pornstar is only a normal chick that someone put makeup on and gave them a nice hairstyle and got them to fuck on camera. There is nothing mysterious or fantastic about them. Chicks are pornstars because they were broke and took up their last resort of someone paying them to fuck on film. No need to put them on a pedestal.

The reason why people don't make their OWN porn stars is the the same reason why they only believe a prostitute is pretty if they pay them 2 to 3 times the market rate.

Currently it is low season in Pattaya. On Thai Friendly Price for short time is 1000 - 2000 THB. 2000 is 500 over market rate. 1000 is 500 under market rate. 1500 is market rate. Now those who want to believe girls that are willing to prostitute themselves for market prices are ugly so be it.

Your time; Your money; Your dick; Your call!

Let me add that if you hire your prostitute off of Thai Friendly there are no Lady Drinks to buy or Bar Fines to pay.

[SubCmdr]

The problem is a girl agreeing to BBBJ doesn't usually mean CIM. You start leaking jizz and she's going to assume you're about to explode in her mouth or even that you're orgasming right now. So best to specify CIM beforehand. Most girls (at least the young pretty ones) will refuse but there's still a good number who will do it.

It is very simple to just ask:

Can I finish in your mouth?

One of the advantages I have found to asking up front is if a girl does not like it they will often allow you to finish in their pussy instead.