Stupid Shit in the Philippines

[Goferring]

In the various cities that I've come to, I've spent time with many of the local foreign residents and expats. One thing that has begun to dawn on me is that 95% of their wives are horrendous, typically grossly over weight and long gone facial beauty.

Using my small sample size, Filippinas must be the worst aging ladies in Asia. Sure they can look great in their 20's and 30's. But I've only seen a couple who have retained their looks beyond this. Contrast that with numerous friends who have Indonesian, Malay and Thai wives that are still attractive in their 40's, 50's and beyond.

Add in that most have brought a bastard child into the marriage and it's hard to argue against remaining single with short time friends.

G.

[WestCoast1]

There she goes again. Smart Girl Philippines.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mRFE0NFA3Yw

"Most filipinas want to keep their man's stomach full and his balls EMPTY".

[Goferring]

2) LDR. "While you are sending money, some other guy is rearranging her guts EVERY NIGHT"!

Ain't nothin' wrong with OPP. I've been a side dick for decades.

ID show some compassion and let the guys know but you just can't fix stupid. Half of them wouldn't believe it anyway.

G.

PS. Not the Phils but some more Stupid Shit about LDRs and OPPs

Para 1:. I've often explained the Golden Rules to girls: I've got the gold so I'm making the rules. There is no need to insult them but many guys seem to just lay down then become surprised when they are treated like a door mat.

Para 2:. Suggest you have a read of the Seeking Arrangement forum to see guys blowing '00's or 000's of dollars for the privilege of being in girls' presence. I can certainly appreciate a girl's beauty but I definitely don't put them in a pedestal.

Para 3:. Depends what you want to pay for. I'm always in town for a while so time is on my side. I don't need to pay a premium for access at a given time or before I go back home. It suits me to be a sidedick: let other guys buy them phones, silver service dinners and 5 star holidays; when Daddy has gone home or the rent is due then she can give me a call to come over on my terms. It may take a little time but the day will come.

Cheers. G.

[Expat American]

Quite possible those province girls are bipartisan. Look at all the simps out there who have never travelled here, and yet they send boat-loads of money via OF, or other flesh-oriented processes, of which the girls here take advantage. Or the guys who get into LDR with pinay here that they've never met; for years he is sending monthly remittance for her family needs. Who is the smart one there?

Its all relative. Province girls are street smart based on need to survive. Most Americans are just plain stupid with no excuses really. The Delta between them makes these wonderful online relationships work. As with the rest of you I have also been fucking the shit out of some girl while her "BF" calls her on the phone. I don't feel at all bad about it.

[WestCoast1]

Here's to all the Mark's and John's in the world. You guys are the best! 👍.

Reason #227 that I love Phils.

And speaking of. From YT:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-RgLd3HWQo

Smart Girl Philippines video "Dear Foreigner, Stop paying for Other People's P*ssy in Philippines". She runs thru about 6 ways that foreigners are funding Filipina while the girl is giving the poon away to others, usually her boyfie, while only too happy to take funds from multiple foreigners. Refreshing hearing it directly from a pinay who smiles and tells it like it is.

The six (and I think we've covered these on ISG quite a bit):

1) Sending money online.

2) LDR. "While you are sending money, some other guy is rearranging her guts EVERY NIGHT"!

3) Giving money to waitresses, hoping she'll date you. She has a bunch of guys doing this.

4) Giving money to bargirls (outside the barfine I think). "You become the current clown in her circus".

5) Dating local filipinas, meeting the fam, paying for everything while you are in town. She has a hidden boyfie on the side.

6) Girls with a bunch of kids with an ex-boyfie. He's probably still smashing it. "She straight up has a boyfriend, and she's playing you like a Nintendo".

[WestCoast1]

It's amazing the number of times a guy will be insulting a girl's intelligence while simultaneously handing over cash. Often a lot of cash.

She said: "I go now," and she hung up on him. You might think that my fingering her like that was unkind, but as soon as she hung up, she rolled towards me, thrust her hips towards my hand to push deeper inside, grabbed my head and kissed me really good. Like I said before: oodles of horny locked up inside that tiny body.

I was sated, so we washed and went to breakfast. I asked about the gent. She said she's been chatting him for 2 years from some dating website, he sends money, he calls her a lot, and his name is Mark. Two years and he's never visited? "No. " How much money does he send you? "Um. Depend. 4000.5000. 6000 maybe. " Every month? "No. Two weeks. Each month two time. Like that. " Wow, so you're getting 10 k per month? "Sometimes 15. " Do you ask him for money? "One time only. 1500 my kid was sick. After that he just keep sending more. Always more. " Do you and Mark say I Love You on the phone? "Yes. " Do you love him? "Haha no. Just he think it. ".

Mark, wherever you are, thank you SO MUCH for being too slow to get on a plane and actually spend time with this always-horny beauty (that you love). Thank you SO MUCH for not being aware that the amount you are sending her is well more than enough for her and her child to live comfortably in the small mindanao province (so much so that she has enough to buy me beer and never ask me for money -- for anything -- and give her mother thousands of excess pesos monthly).

Thanks to all the Marks for not realizing that 15 k is a discount airfare to see Anna Lyn. He and his like could have literally flown in every month and had fun and cash to spare. G.

It boggles my mind, but I'm a beneficiary of several girls' free time and on occasion her generosity too, so I'm happy with the arrangement. I wonder who these guys are. I reckon probably married and hen pecked. Perhaps fearful of coming over because they may just chuck in their old life for something new and exciting. Anyway Mark gets the companionship he wants from this relationship, i.e. talking to her on the phone, and if it's good enough for him who am I to object?

however not to be deterred your intrepid correspondent books an in hotel massage and surprise surprise my 'therapist' takes a shine to me in a big way. gets my digits, arrives back in the morning for a beach outing, stays in my suite that night & enthusiastically plans a little 'vacation' to cebu with me. we stop at her place ostensibly for to pick up a dress. its a very nice brand new p8000/ month apartment with all the mod con's. hmm something not right here. from a p500 full body massage her cut is p70.

back at my hotel that night we talk about the near future. she has something to tell me because she doesn't want to lie to me. uh huh. turns out while i'm enjoying her carnal delights 'john' from england an elderly man is paying all her bills for her apartment. she says she never told him she loved him & never slept with him. apparently i'm special. falls for me & feels guilty to john.

she asks me what she should do. i advise her to be honest and be loyal to which ever party she chooses. can't have your cake & eat it. etc. i cut her loose to 'make a decision'. whoever you are john, your allegedly untouched 22 yr old cebuano is one sweet shag. sorry mate.

Here's to all the Mark's and John's in the world. You guys are the best! 👍.

Reason #227 that I love Phils.

[Goferring]

Quite possible those province girls are bipartisan..

Who is the smart one there?

They are definitely bipartisan. That will take any guy's money and then treat them all with equal disdain. I'm sure many of us have heard how the girls speak of their absent sugar daddies. It's certainly not with love and respect.

When in doubt just follow the money. It's amazing the number of times a guy will be insulting a girl's intelligence while simultaneously handing over cash. Often a lot of cash.

Enjoy. G.

[WestCoast1]

So basically province girls are smarter than 70 million American MAGA voters. Trumpers vote for Trump and then have to pay thousands extra for their walmart trips. And still sing his praises.

Quite possible those province girls are bipartisan. Look at all the simps out there who have never travelled here, and yet they send boat-loads of money via OF, or other flesh-oriented processes, of which the girls here take advantage. Or the guys who get into LDR with pinay here that they've never met; for years he is sending monthly remittance for her family needs. Who is the smart one there?

[Expat American]

Its always been this way. When I first started coming to Mindanao more than a decade ago, it was in the p300-p500 range from politicians. You often have to go sit thru a multi-hour lecture from the politicians campaign staff (explaining what he / she will do if elected), with hundreds of others in order to get the cash (hence, they run home to their province). The current range in our province is p1000+, and can be different for different positions (governor, mayor, brgy officials, etc). A typical conversation from my girls the week prior to election:

Your cousin cancelled for Thursday. Can you come Thursday? "Not. Going with family to the Jinky". To the Jinky? What's a Jinky? "Candidate running for Xxxxxx (office). He is give 500". OK, then can you come Friday? "Not. Going for RJ". I see, and RJ would be another candidate? "Yes its give 700. But I will not go in Jun-Jun". Why not Jun-Jun? Who is Jun-Jun? "The other guy. He giving 150 only. Not going of that". I see. Well, speaking of Jinky, can you come after Jinky's presentation? "Not. Starts 10 am". Well, you can come at noon, or 1 pm? "Hahaha. Obvious your not pinoy. It will be many hours. Like a rally. Everyone will stay until the last is finished. To get the money"..

So basically province girls are smarter than 70 million American MAGA voters. Trumpers vote for Trump and then have to pay thousands extra for their walmart trips. And still sing his praises.

[PhilJoy]

Another girl, another election, having a similar conversation after the ditty one day, she said this: "You think your country don't have a corrupt politician? "

Another girl: "Also my parents. They getting this money since before I'm born. My grandparents. All voters can get". A straight-up confession: Its what we dooooooooooooo.

These conversations can be so telling into the cultural mindset of the people. ME makes a great point about the open-ness (in your face!) differences between countries. Probably it exists everywhere.

Great points Westie and others.

We're very quick to judge the corrupt and often indifferent workings of The Phils and other political systems, but we sometimes have to look at our own and others around the world.

Think China, Russia and the clown that's running the USA, who the rest of the world thinks of, as a complete joke.

Like any organization, the rot starts from the top and feeds down.

Democracies generally deal with things in a fairer way.

Good to hear your Pinas are taking the money and then voting for the one who thinks may be the best option for the province or country.

_Phil.

[Aml3740]

My wife and her oldest daughter, who is just eligible to vote, got about 5. 5 k each from the different candidates in their area. It was kind of curious how it happened, too. They had someone come give them a little slip of paper with their name and location to go last week Friday, I think. It was a house back away from the main road (so to be out of sight of Comelec in case they came through, as campaigning was supposed to cease already. Workers for a slate of candidates were there, and had stations to go to and get information about the candidate and an envelope with money. One candidate for congress gave 3 k, mayor, vice mayor, and governor gave 500 each. Then councilors and board members gave 100-200 each. Then, the next day, envelopes were on the porch with candidate names and small money (50-100 pesos). Funny story is that the other candidate for congress had appropriated 2 k for each voter, but the one handling it for the area took 1 k from each of the envelopes before giving them out. Corrupting corruption corrupts completely.

My partner in Mindanao said she received 1 k from the mayoral candidate there. The opponent came out and directly said that he would not improve the roads in that sitio because the sitio leader was for the opponent. At least the corruption is plain to see. . .

[Old And Ugly]

Election fraud? What is better, politicians in the west that keep promising things for folks to vote for them and not delivering shit while getting rich, or somebody being paid to vote for a person? Joe Biden said he was going to build back better in the States. What the fuck did he build back? Air traffic control system is from the 1950's, roads and bridges are fucked up. Seems the folks in the west are really the fools.

Yes in the west the politicians are robbing us at a much elevated scale, via backchannels, I been in the PH during election times before, but I never knew of this vote buying, money giveaway fest.

I already have pics from the GF with her poor neighbors celebrating with not one, but two pigs on the rotisserie pit, and cases of beer. I'm pretty sure they don't know the meaning of saving some for later.

[Goferring]

Its always been this way. When I first started coming to Mindanao more than a decade ago, it was in the p300-p500 range from politicians.

Advice from Corp Girl is that the payment here is 1000-1500 and all candidates have some form of payment. She did mention something a little different when I asked who gets it and how does the candidate know if the payee actually votes for them. Apparently there is no traceability so the voter can do what he wants after receiving the money. For that reason candidates only spend in areas that Iocks in likely voters. It's not used in areas that have marginal or undecided voters.

[WestCoast1]

My GF is in the province right now, and she showed me 2 envelopes with money, one with 1500, and the other with 1800, from the 2 main candidates in the upcoming elections.

Every person in the neighborhood got the same, not the household, but the individuals, that's a lot of money being thrown around to buy votes, probably high interests at stake there behind the scenes.

That's election fraud in your face, with no attempt to hide it, and she says it's always been like that, and of course nobody thinks that's something illegal. I wonder where the hundreds of millions of peso are coming from.

Wow!

Its always been this way. When I first started coming to Mindanao more than a decade ago, it was in the p300-p500 range from politicians. You often have to go sit thru a multi-hour lecture from the politicians campaign staff (explaining what he / she will do if elected), with hundreds of others in order to get the cash (hence, they run home to their province). The current range in our province is p1000+, and can be different for different positions (governor, mayor, brgy officials, etc). A typical conversation from my girls the week prior to election:

Your cousin cancelled for Thursday. Can you come Thursday? "Not. Going with family to the Jinky". To the Jinky? What's a Jinky? "Candidate running for Xxxxxx (office). He is give 500". OK, then can you come Friday? "Not. Going for RJ". I see, and RJ would be another candidate? "Yes its give 700. But I will not go in Jun-Jun". Why not Jun-Jun? Who is Jun-Jun? "The other guy. He giving 150 only. Not going of that". I see. Well, speaking of Jinky, can you come after Jinky's presentation? "Not. Starts 10 am". Well, you can come at noon, or 1 pm? "Hahaha. Obvious your not pinoy. It will be many hours. Like a rally. Everyone will stay until the last is finished. To get the money". And will you vote for the one who gives the most? "Not so. I hate that Jinky. I like RJ or Jun-Jun". You would not bother going to collect Jun's small p150, but you might vote for him? "Yes because he is the brother of my cousin-in-law". Your cousin-in-law? "Yes. You remember him. Henry. You played basketball with Henry". I did? "Yes on the basketball court. You don't remember?" No. "Jun is the brother of Henry". Not sure what a cousin-in-law is, but doesn't that make Jun your cousin-in-law also? "Maybe".

Wait. You will take the money of Jinky and RJ and then not vote for them? "They will give. I will take". So most folk have already made up their mind prior to accepting the bribe? "Yes. The politicians know it". And where do the candidates get this money to give away? "They have a sponsors". And the sponsors are aware of the corruption, yes? "Of course". So the entire system if corrupt, as the sponsors are hoping to get legislation the will favor or like? "Yes as the politician will want to re-elect".

Another girl, another election, having a similar conversation after the ditty one day, she said this: "You think your country don't have a corrupt politician? What about that Xxx Xxxxxxxx guy last week? Convicted of taking money from some other country's government? In court? Its on the Internet news?" SLAP DOWN TIME!

Another girl: "Also my parents. They getting this money since before I'm born. My grandparents. All voters can get". A straight-up confession: Its what we dooooooooooooo.

These conversations can be so telling into the cultural mindset of the people. ME makes a great point about the open-ness (in your face!) differences between countries. Probably it exists everywhere.

[Mr Enternational]

My GF is in the province right now, and she showed me 2 envelopes with money, one with 1500, and the other with 1800, from the 2 main candidates in the upcoming elections.

That's election fraud in your face, with no attempt to hide it, and she says it's always been like that, and of course nobody thinks that's something illegal.

Election fraud? What is better, politicians in the west that keep promising things for folks to vote for them and not delivering shit while getting rich, or somebody being paid to vote for a person? Joe Biden said he was going to build back better in the States. What the fuck did he build back? Air traffic control system is from the 1950's, roads and bridges are fucked up. Seems the folks in the west are really the fools.