Phuket Reports

**Davey1965** · 09-02-25 01:15

Originally Posted by Rohits6969 [View Original Post]

Hello fellas, I know it's low season and all in Phuket, but here we are a group of gentlemen visiting soon for a party and will be sticking around for a week after. Speaking for me, I'm looking for a true GFE experience (a few hours or all day with food and drinks) with English speaking birds but that has been too much to ask for on TF. Even the filter with "excellent" and "fluent" English levels are coming up with birds that can barely put a short sentence together. It's my first time to Thailand but I've snacked on a bunch of Thai birds before and it just doesn't do it for me if I can't communicate well with them. I'm not a ST boom boom guy, I need a connection and communication to enjoy my birds. I'm willing to spend slightly more to have this privilege. Please give me your best advice for my situation. Recommendations of your regulars would be awesome but know that I don't have anything to reciprocate with yet. It's great if I get both, but I prefer service slightly over looks.

My PM is open for any advice, recommendations, roasts (bring it on! Etc. Thanks a lot in advance. Cheers!

I think you van check out all the birds you want here. Not sure if you can spend the night though.

https://www.facebook.com/phuketbirdparks

**Rohits6969** · 09-01-25 23:23

Originally Posted by MrPalmerAcc [View Original Post]

Why not go to the Philippines instead? Everyone speaks perfect English and true GFE is the standard. Check out Subic Bay thread on this forum but make sure to spend some time in Makati / P. Burgos and maybe Angeles also. If you want perfect beaches go to Boracay, Palawan, or Cebu. The Philippines has double the population of Thailand on the same area of land so there are a lot more population centers to explore.

Good to know. Picking the destination wasn't my call this time. Will definitely consider Philippines for one of my upcoming trips. Thanks for your response! Cheers!

**MrPalmerAcc** · 08-30-25 17:25

Originally Posted by Rohits6969 [View Original Post]

Hello fellas, I know it's low season and all in Phuket, but here we are a group of gentlemen visiting soon for a party and will be sticking around for a week after. Speaking for me, I'm looking for a true GFE experience (a few hours or all day with food and drinks) with English speaking birds but that has been too much to ask for on TF. Even the filter with "excellent" and "fluent" English levels are coming up with birds that can barely put a short sentence together. It's my first time to Thailand but I've snacked on a bunch of Thai birds before and it just doesn't do it for me if I can't communicate well with them. I'm not a ST boom boom guy, I need a connection and communication to enjoy my birds. I'm willing to spend slightly more to have this privilege. Please give me your best advice for my situation. Recommendations of your regulars would be awesome but know that I don't have anything to reciprocate with yet. It's great if I get both, but I prefer service slightly over looks.

My PM is open for any advice, recommendations, roasts (bring it on! Etc. Thanks a lot in advance. Cheers!

Why not go to the Philippines instead? Everyone speaks perfect English and true GFE is the standard. Check out Subic Bay thread on this forum but make sure to spend some time in Makati / P. Burgos and maybe Angeles also. If you want perfect beaches go to Boracay, Palawan, or Cebu. The Philippines has double the population of Thailand on the same area of land so there are a lot more population centers to explore.

**Komnetkijken** · 08-30-25 16:22

Hi, will travel to Patong in a few weeks, for one week of fun. I've visited Patong several times before but mostly with others so was limited to enjoy the possibilities, except for a few massage with extras.

I'll be staying a week and I know it will be low season. Nevertheless I do hope on some proper quality. I don't mind paying a bit as long as it gives me pretty girls that are willing to please.

I'm planning on frequenting the standard gogo bars to see what's in store and select, or visit some bars at Bangla.

And of course buy some suits and shirts at the tailor that I've been using in the past.

Will report for sure. If anyone likes to meet up, send me a PM. BTW, I'm usually mongering in UAE, but there's quite a cleanup in DXB going on so I'm happy I booked a trip to Phuket.

**ThaiGoodTimes** · 08-30-25 12:46

Originally Posted by Rohits6969 [View Original Post]

Hello fellas, I know it's low season and all in Phuket, but here we are a group of gentlemen visiting soon for a party and will be sticking around for a week after. Speaking for me, I'm looking for a true GFE experience (a few hours or all day with food and drinks) with English speaking birds but that has been too much to ask for on TF. Even the filter with "excellent" and "fluent" English levels are coming up with birds that can barely put a short sentence together. It's my first time to Thailand but I've snacked on a bunch of Thai birds before and it just doesn't do it for me if I can't communicate well with them. I'm not a ST boom boom guy, I need a connection and communication to enjoy my birds. I'm willing to spend slightly more to have this privilege. Please give me your best advice for my situation. Recommendations of your regulars would be awesome but know that I don't have anything to reciprocate with yet. It's great if I get both, but I prefer service slightly over looks.

My PM is open for any advice, recommendations, roasts (bring it on! Etc. Thanks a lot in advance. Cheers!

Have PM'd you.

My suggestion to you without knowing enough about you is to look away from TF, outside Patong.

I'm thinking the bars in Rawai would be more likely.

**Rohits6969** · 08-29-25 23:40

Hello fellas, I know it's low season and all in Phuket, but here we are a group of gentlemen visiting soon for a party and will be sticking around for a week after. Speaking for me, I'm looking for a true GFE experience (a few hours or all day with food and drinks) with English speaking birds but that has been too much to ask for on TF. Even the filter with "excellent" and "fluent" English levels are coming up with birds that can barely put a short sentence together. It's my first time to Thailand but I've snacked on a bunch of Thai birds before and it just doesn't do it for me if I can't communicate well with them. I'm not a ST boom boom guy, I need a connection and communication to enjoy my birds. I'm willing to spend slightly more to have this privilege. Please give me your best advice for my situation. Recommendations of your regulars would be awesome but know that I don't have anything to reciprocate with yet. It's great if I get both, but I prefer service slightly over looks.

My PM is open for any advice, recommendations, roasts (bring it on! Etc. Thanks a lot in advance. Cheers!

**ThaiGoodTimes** · 08-27-25 08:51

Originally Posted by ThaiGoodTimes [View Original Post]

What was her asking rate on ThaiFriendly?

And what did she come down to accepting?

On MR she wanted 5000 baht for short time / one hour.

I know the Phuket Reports thread is quiet for low season,.

But waiting 3 weeks for a reply from a member as esteemed as you are SubCmdr is surprising to say the least.

Do we need to demote you to the rank of SubLeft (sic) ?.

**ThaiGoodTimes** · 08-04-25 05:48

Originally Posted by SubCmdr [View Original Post]

Number 5 is legit. I am talking to her. Thai Friendly hit. She gave me a like. I sent her a message. She responded. She invited me to come see her in Patong. Even suggested a hotel for me. Hope this helps!

Subcmdr

What was her asking rate on ThaiFriendly?

And what did she come down to accepting?

On MR she wanted 5000 baht for short time / one hour.

**SubCmdr** · 08-01-25 16:27

Originally Posted by LooneyWolfX [View Original Post]

Hello folks,

Can you suggest if these profile on MR are legit?

5) https://massagerepublic.com/female-e...a-6abc744ad201.

Number 5 is legit. I am talking to her. Thai Friendly hit. She gave me a like. I sent her a message. She responded. She invited me to come see her in Patong. Even suggested a hotel for me. Hope this helps!

Subcmdr

**ThaiGoodTimes** · 08-01-25 04:59

Originally Posted by LooneyWolfX [View Original Post]

Hello folks,

Can you suggest if these profile on MR are legit?

1) https://massagerepublic.com/female-e...a-in-phuket-rn.

2) https://massagerepublic.com/female-e...-service-asian.

3) https://massagerepublic.com/female-e...hoya-boom-boom.

4) https://massagerepublic.com/female-e...uket/kana-thai.

5) https://massagerepublic.com/female-e...a-6abc744ad201.

6) https://massagerepublic.com/female-e...6-abc2af4fe294.

7) https://massagerepublic.com/female-e...et-pretty-girl.

I'd say 1, 2, 3, and 5 definitely are legit.

But thinking that 4, 6, and 7 are a little to good looking for escorts like that who would advertise on Massage Republic.

But then again those 3 are asking big money that aligns with their looks and photos, so could be legit too.

**Blue Bus** · 07-30-25 05:12

Thanks for that info TGT! I figured you'd try to steer me down south, ha ha. As it's turning out the extra time will be probably Bangkok or Chiang Mia, well that's what I'm hearing from my wife.

Then it's holiday time by myself in Patong. It's good to have a break from domestic bliss!

**ThaiGoodTimes** · 07-29-25 06:52

Originally Posted by BlueBus [View Original Post]

Need some advice. I've got the annual holiday in Patong coming up soon and might have a few days spare before I book in to Patong. Is Phuket city worth a visit and if so what part of town. Failing that is Rawai a good alternative?

They both offer alternatives, but in very different way.

Phuket Town is more Asian / Thai focused, much less westerner customer focused, and it is predominantly a night time environment.

If you can speak Thai a little then the bars, Thai night clubs, Thai brothels, etc. Are available and rates can be a little lower.

If you can't speak Thai then stick to massage shops and online options like ThaiFriendly hunting for freelancers or part time uni students that abound just north of Phuket Town around the universities.

Rawai is very much more westerner focused, both afternoon, evening and into late night focus.

Be it in bars withy bar girls or freelancers, massage shops with in-shop sex, freelancers, nightclubs and online via ThaiFriendly, or just straight easy chat and pickup at restaurants, poolside spas etc.

It's perfect if you don't speak Thai.

Also its better geographically that Phuket Town as most things are not too spaced out, but also not anywhere as crowded together and in your face as Patong.

**Blue Bus** · 07-28-25 10:45

Need some advice. I've got the annual holiday in Patong coming up soon and might have a few days spare before I book in to Patong. Is Phuket city worth a visit and if so what part of town. Failing that is Rawai a good alternative?

**LooneyWolfX** · 07-27-25 14:10

Hello folks,

Can you suggest if these profile on MR are legit?

1) https://massagerepublic.com/female-e...a-in-phuket-rn.

2) https://massagerepublic.com/female-e...-service-asian.

3) https://massagerepublic.com/female-e...hoya-boom-boom.

4) https://massagerepublic.com/female-e...uket/kana-thai.

5) https://massagerepublic.com/female-e...a-6abc744ad201.

6) https://massagerepublic.com/female-e...6-abc2af4fe294.

7) https://massagerepublic.com/female-e...et-pretty-girl.

**Yddy11** · 07-25-25 18:57

Day 1.

I was tried after landing so slept until 8. 00 pm, stayed at Centro patong no issues with guests (checked before booking). Walked on Bangla went past no 6 restaurant found a massage place took foot massage and then body massage. Got b2 b from a young girl to my liking for 1500 Baht. It was good experience but felt overal act was hurried they young ones for extras and older ones for actual massage, so you would get the actual massage format least 40 minutes.

Day 2.

Went for a day trip and came back. Found a free lancer through TF. Negotiated and took her for ST 1300. She was ok in bed lot of restrictions so finished and sent her back in 45 minutes.

Day 3.

Explored street and walked further down from Bangla road went to roads on the side of let's relax spa. Found many places having foot massage for 200 and 180 but all super old ladies waiting for you. Anyways for foot massage it didn't matter. I felt entire spa scene is ok in phuket and not great. Went to another spa on the same road after a hospital and took scrub for 600 baht then took her contact she said she can come to my room after worm around 1. 0 she came and didn't feel like fucking her so we drank and spoke for some time. She was able to talk in English (broken) took a good massage and then b2 b she gave a decent HJ. Gave her 1500 baht she was super happy.

Day 4.

Went to day trip and then checked walking street around 1. 0 I could see all the good ones already being taken to rooms. Searched for 30 minutes couldn't find any and finally found an ok one so took her to room paid 1300.

Day 5.

Found a decent freelancer in TF took her for LT 2500 she was good but again these free lancers are into phones most of the times.

Overall it's a must visit place for tourism, really likes the island tours and food. It's expensive for any shopping. Overall I found girls to be limited and lacked GFE. So, show I felt Pattaya was better for mongering.