Nairobi

[MaddTraveler]

Thanks for the detail. Lots of useful info from your post. What are some good spots to find non-pros? I'm going to back in January and this time want to level up from the pro scene. I had fun but didn't really achieve my potential based on the vibe I experience even when grocery shopping. Kenya is a great place for a man to feel desired.

Thanks bro. Going to make a post in a couple days with my fav lounges and pick up games. I had girls fighting in the clubs and everything LOL. It's night time rw and hanging out.

[Sen Palpatine]

My trip to Nairobi was very eventful. This story is so long that I will have to elaborate on some of the points in other posts. No matter how long you've been traveling, as some of yall may have read my prior stories and vast experiences from different areas. We can always live something new in this crazy and big world. Someone here recently wrote that after Kenya, you won't see the world the same and it's not for sensitive hearts. And that gentlemen, is 100% accurate.

Arrived end of Jan and just got back to South FL few weeks ago. I enjoyed my stay except the entire 6 months in Nairobi meant to be for 2, had plan to visit Tanzania, Uganda, Ethiopia and changed my mind and ended up staying in Nairobi the entire trip. I didn't even get to go to Mombasa that I wanted to LOL. I do plan to go directly to Mombasa on my next visit, then other African countries next time.

Thanks for the detail. Lots of useful info from your post. What are some good spots to find non-pros? I'm going to back in January and this time want to level up from the pro scene. I had fun but didn't really achieve my potential based on the vibe I experience even when grocery shopping. Kenya is a great place for a man to feel desired.

[MaddTraveler]

A woman was drugged in Walmart, drugged by having her touch a book for a kidnapping attempt. Like they got her to touch the item, and got her drugged or poisoned just that quickly.

Her story is on YouTube and over all social media. It sounds like the same drug that got me in Nairobi or similar. Don't take or touch anything from anyone. I also hear it happens with folks giving out perfume samples outside of stores and in the street, you smell and your done.

Be careful.

[Kennn]

I think December is there coldest month, that's because it rains while the earth is cooling. August through October you should be fine never a need for a big coat or school cap. That's just some African shit and they wear that shot 24/7 365 in Africa period I mean just about everywhere in sub sharan Africa! You can bring a light jacket if you want too no need for a bomber or trench coat.

I don't think so.

The coldest month in Nairobi is July, and it was cold actually.

August a bit less but yes, you may need a jacket during the evening.

[Kennn]

If you pay for her for sex, it doesn't make beta. But the question is, is she a hooker or not? I mean, if she is a hooker, then she will come to visit me for her work, so it means that I don't have to pay for her food.

I think most of the things that will make you beta are when the girl takes advantage of you, even when it is unnecessary. If you pay for her lifestyle, so yes, it makes you beta male, and notice that, you don't have control over her, so when you chat with her, she is probably chat with more than 5 men at the same time, because why not?

This 100%.

I knew women here who are financed by some beta man abroad and then fuck here with some other man who provides for them in some way.

I lost the count of how many different women I fucked here (more than 20 for sure), not hookers.

Maybe I found 1-2 good women among them.

[SuperChuck]

Amazing write up. I look forward to reading your follow up posts about all your adventures there. You mentioned not using a condom during your entire trip. Weren't you worried about catching a disease or how did you avoid that? Also how did you avoid getting the girls pregnant?

This point is very interesting, don't get an African girl pregnant. Anyone who has had similar experiences should tell their story, I don't use condoms (but I always take tests) and I'm terrified that it could happen.

[MaddTraveler]

Amazing write up. I look forward to reading your follow up posts about all your adventures there. You mentioned not using a condom during your entire trip. Weren't you worried about catching a disease or how did you avoid that? Also how did you avoid getting the girls pregnant?

Fair question.

The no condoms thing is only because I have never been in a city like Nairobi where there are so many girls, to the point where I found no need for p4 p. Meaning, I only focused on nonpros, normal university girls that are NOT selling box, and had actual serious relationships with them so the risk therefore is very low. I happily spent on them and partied hard, but never have I experienced those types of fun.

Especially coming from the states, we aint used to seeing black girls being sweet and submissive, not in this manner, gorgeous ones too. That itself is a huge culture shock. It's like a diff universe. Plus I can sit and listen to those women speak all day with that beautiful English accent.

There are some rachet and ghetto ones too, but bc of the abundance, you can easily filter and chery pick from a huge majority.

Remember I stayed an entire 6 months, rented my own apt after month 1, bought furniture and everything. There were like several that I dated for few months. When we met, many had a patch on their arm or whatever that planning stuff is to not get pregnant, and I made two get it, and another one just took plan be pills next day or birth control pills. Couple thought they got pregnant and weren't couple of them lied twice when it was break up time, to keep me around but I uncovered the truth LOL. There were very minor issues, nothing grave, little lies, at times didn't want to leave.

STORY TIME:

I kicked out one for withholding some important info from me, lied about something that I couldn't accept. Basically, she lived with a girl roommate, who one day had a family urgency and had to move back to the village. So, my girl then would have no place to stay. My girl then told me she had another girlfriend she could stay with, and I said ok and following the situation. As we spent few days together, at that time we had only met for a month, comes in and out.

In my thinking, worst case scenario ID just tell her to move in, but then she had that second GF. I'm thinking all is fine. So one day she said she's going home to move remove her stuff from gf1 to gf2, as gf1 is getting ready to lock the place down and leave to her village. But before she left my place, she said, hey just in case gf2 isn't avail, can I bring my stuff here temporarily. I replied sure why not. Upon return, I asked did you find the new place for your stuff, since she came empty handed. She replied yes. Since she was abnormally quiet, I insisted that she tells me what's going on? She refused to answer, went in the room, quiet for like a half hour. I know when a woman feels guilty about something or lying. I went after her in the room, asked her to leave unless she tells me what's going on. Then she said gf2 wasn't avail, and she moved her stuff to her cousin's place. She lied again and said was a female cousin, caught her whispering on the phone few times before, and always said it was her cousin. But that day, I insisted she tells me the truth by asking why do you often whisper? It's a male cousin isn't it? Or could be your local BF? She then said yes it's a guy cousin.

At that point, trust is gone. She confirms, dude only has 1 bed, speaking of her make cousin, and she had planned to sleeping on his bed. Blah blah. At this point I'm thinkiing, she's testing me to see if I get jealous cause no woman would tell you that and not expecting a reaction. Or she's telling the truth and it's a guy cousin. People there are poor, and many people there host friends and family and share a bad. Hosting means you come stay with me, sleep in my bed, you get no key, and you come home when I'm home. That sort of thing. So being a guy with lots of hunnies, no way I'm going to forgive that especially bc she lied first. So it's suspicious at best and I don't do that. I make decision quickly in everything and zero time for bullshit.

She's thrown out immediately by me.

That same night incl the next few days she kept on returning, begging, she even slept outside the door, I had to threat calling the police, and security had to come escort her out and threatened arrest. That's the last I saw of her. She did text me and said sorry, said I was right to be upset. She said on the following night when she went to the cousin, he tried having sex with her, she declined and he too kicked her out. She rented a hotel for few days, with money I had given her, and she thanked me for that otherwise would be in the streets. She since then got her own apt after that.

I told that story to a couple friends there, and they said beautiful women in Kenya don't go homeless, and that she was trying to play me. Either to make me jealous to invite her to move in, or some other weird agenda that may have backfired on her LOL.

So things like that, or even lesser events than that I would cut them out of the roster. You have to be strict to do what I do. Keep them in check.

She respected it, even told me her friends said I was right and no tourist would accept their women on another man's bed, cousin or not. At least she should've told me first she had no other option, and ID ask her to move in. My prob was the lie, multiple times. Yes fellas, not paying hookers come with real GF dramas, some arguments, high blood pressure, shit we had left behind. LOL. It's all good cause at least we're living and it's confirmation we still have a pulse.

That's the most intense prob that occurred and only with one. Some gents here have had similar stories. Don't mislead too much cz they will want to continue getting your support, your comfort, and will not want to go. (that's when you'll get a text in few days that she's pregnant. But a lie and it's just to get you back). I need to be more careful, incl taking one back is a risk as they may return for revenge hence my story.

As far std, I do what most mongers do in this forum, got them tested first, except for a couple. We all take risks, hopefully a good balance between that and being foolish. Every guy is diff as far as what they do when it comes to that so I didn't feel the need to elaborate. Now if I did visit massage parlors or brothels or hardcore working p4 p girls, I would strap up like every cust. But In Nairobi bro those were literally my wives, seriously.

When you get there you will want to move there ASAP. It's a crazy vibe. That was the hardest exit from any prior trip in decades of traveling. I wanted to give up on everything and settle there. But then I woke the fuck up especially since some of my Colombiana wives were contacting me begging me to return LOL.

[Mombie75]

I think December is there coldest month, that's because it rains while the earth is cooling. August through October you should be fine never a need for a big coat or school cap. That's just some African shit and they wear that shot 24/7 365 in Africa period I mean just about everywhere in sub sharan Africa! You can bring a light jacket if you want too no need for a bomber or trench coat.

December is the start of what we would call summer going on to Jan, Feb, March being the hottest months.

May, June and July are the coldest months.

You will never need a jacket in Mombasa.

[MwenByen]

I think December is there coldest month, that's because it rains while the earth is cooling. August through October you should be fine never a need for a big coat or school cap. That's just some African shit and they wear that shot 24/7 365 in Africa period I mean just about everywhere in sub sharan Africa! You can bring a light jacket if you want too no need for a bomber or trench coat.

I'll be returning to Nairobi this month. I decided to add Mombasa in this trip. My concern is my dress code. I noticed Nairobi a lot cooler than Mombasa. Nigeria in the mid 50's to mid 70's. Mombasa low 70's to low 80's. My question is that consistent for the month of August as far as weather? It seems like it will definitely call for a different change of gear.

When I came earlier this year, Nairobi was surprisingly cool. There were days it was comfortable to wear a jacket.

[Muzungufotsy]

My trip to Nairobi was very eventful. This story is so long that I will have to elaborate on some of the points in other posts. No matter how long you've been traveling, as some of yall may have read my prior stories and vast experiences from different areas. We can always live something new in this crazy and big world. Someone here recently wrote that after Kenya, you won't see the world the same and it's not for sensitive hearts. And that gentlemen, is 100% accurate.

Any pictures of the gorgeous girls that you met?

[Jsmith3]

My trip to Nairobi was very eventful. This story is so long that I will have to elaborate on some of the points in other posts. No matter how long you've been traveling, as some of yall may have read my prior stories and vast experiences from different areas. We can always live something new in this crazy and big world. Someone here recently wrote that after Kenya, you won't see the world the same and it's not for sensitive hearts. And that gentlemen, is 100% accurate.

Arrived end of Jan and just got back to South FL few weeks ago. I enjoyed my stay except the entire 6 months in Nairobi meant to be for 2, had plan to visit Tanzania, Uganda, Ethiopia and changed my mind and ended up staying in Nairobi the entire trip. I didn't even get to go to Mombasa that I wanted to LOL. I do plan to go directly to Mombasa on my next visit, then other African countries next time.

Nairobi is a huge city, Kenya overall has 40+ different tribes, where each speak their own language, plus all or most speak Swahili, and most also speak English if in Nairobi. That alone is fascinating, so much to explore, beautiful sceneries, good food, fell in love with their music and nightlife, and man you will feel so welcome like no other regardless of your race or background. Those are some of the nicest people on the planet. But with poverty and a corrupt sys and govt, there are bad apples just like everywhere. The city is filled with Foreigners. Figured that from the flight from Germany since was 90% foreigners from everywhere incl Whites, Asians, Indians, etc. And by foreigners, those arent just tourists, many live there and own businesses incl a small China town like every big city on the planet LOL.

Anyhow, Nairobi is predicted to become a major capital city similar to Tokyo, NYC, Bangkok, etc. They have lots of work to do though, especially with power outages, crimes, and a better govt, etc. But overall, it is growing fast, and real estate pricings are skyrocketing daily.

Here's some insights:

AIRPORT:

Waited almost two hrs in immigration line, no ac, but all good and time goes fast w excitement. I did apply for the 5 year ETA, showed my exit flight to TZ even thought I didn't take that trip. They stamped me for 90 days, then later on I extended in CBD Nyaho house for another 90 days. It's how I was able to stay 6 mos. Got mpesa, sim, right inside the airport near the exit. It's highly recommended unless you're there for a few days and have internation phone svc on your phone. Otherwise please get that.

TAXI:

From the airport please call an uber or make prior arrangements, to go to Kilimani the rate was 1200 ksh, ($9. 30 usd) and I fucked up and let one of outside guys who claim he had good rates walk me to the garage. Fucker then asked for 6000 ksh ($46), we settled on 4 k ($31) only cause I was super tired. For taxis use uber or bolt, please put in a pin code in your settings. A few times my driver would take off without me in the car, and still get paid 200 bob ($1. 55) - common scam. Once you have the pin, if they leave without you they won't get shit since they don't have the pin. Doesn't happen often but being there for months you'll experience everything. Generally most trips within the city will cost you $1. 50 to $5.

APPS:

Apps you need to download for convenience are Carrefour, Glovo. And of course Tinder if you want to date like ordering Pizza. MPesa is a must and you would get that already at the airport if you get a sim.

FOOD:

So many options, all cuisines via the apps or in the person. Too many good restaurants to name. Brazilian steakhouse, Italian, Thai, Swahili, literally dozens of various cultures when it comes to food. Just open Glovo or scroll to Gmap. Some common restaurants have lunch from $5 and others lunch will cost $25 like you're in the US. With that I'd say food is a bit pricy especially if you're in Westlands / Kilimani, CBD, or any major parts of the City. For ex, you can order the same meal from the streets and pay $2, order it in Glovo it will cost $10, and go sit inside a nice restaurant it will cost $15-$25.

THINGS TO DO:

Obviously you may want to visit the city's main National Park and see some lions and other animals. Hopefully you take local girls with you. Many haven't been unfortunately. Also giraffe center, elephants center, karuna forest walk. There's also the national museum, and museum of illusions, and lots of other parks you can visit. I would also recommend some hiking trips to the mount Kenya and other world famous mountains they have there. There are many excursion because that takes groups of foreigners at a time for a small, apt or hotel pickup and drop off incl. The best attraction honestly is to do a 2 day 3 nights at the Masai Mara, couple hours away. That's Africa's LARGEST safari. Being in Kenya a while you might as well take advantage. The entire world goes there to visit that place, it's their Disney park basically. I did manage to make trips outside of Nairobi and even went clubbing in other towns, spent days to week away on trips. Amazing country to see and lots of beautiful lands.

The FUN STUFF. GIRLS:

First of all, I speak only for myself. I've been pretty much living overseas during the past several years, meaning I work, date, and keep a good balance. This is why my trips are long, cz I'm not just on vacation. That said, I tend to date for long-term when I find the opportunity cause it's less risky, while I still have side chicks and side fun. P4 p or not. This may shock many, but Nairobi is the only city so far where I did not have to do any p4 p. I haven't paid a single cent to any girl there for sex. Read on.

I notice many reports here talk about Sabina Joy and similar ho-houses, and many fellas who haven't even been to Nairobi and adding this place on their list and asking about it LOL. I did the same and now for me it's laughable. Imagine a city with fucking dozens of upscale clubs with hundreds of gorgeous women that are elegant, clean, good music, safe, lots of security and lots of other foreigners, places where you can basically ask any girl to join your table and they will. And yet, you're making plans to go to a trashy, smelly downtown area, near many homeless and dangerous people, where you can be robbed, stabbed, drugged, and the cheap club the local men frequent since that's all the can afford, and it's where you're going as a foreigner?

Now that I put it this way, you see how it sounds? Imagine you came from the US, UK, you worked hard all year, and yet you're chasing the hiv and drug infested cesspool of hoes. So I highly recommend to avoid hos on river Road and the 200 ksh hoes. I do walk that area with guys, girls, by myself. Even when I'm walking like around 5 pm in the afternoon some of the street ladies would follow me offering themselves for 200 bob. That's $1. 55. To me those are scammers, and what I've read, as soon you enter a room with them the rate will jump to 1500 ($11) or higher. But there are clubs in CBD and in those areas where you can get laid easily for 500 ksh ($3. 87). But I never participated except quick walk bys. If you do plan to visit those spots to feel brave or fill whatever fetish that is, please take someone with you. If you want p4 p get cleaner girls in the city from 1-3 k range. They're all over in dating apps, websites, just google. Nairobi hot (. Com no spaces, for ex).

I WAS DRUGGED AND NEARLY DIED:

Let me tell that story first before I say more on the good part about the girls in Nairobi. So I'm going to skip my successful dates and sex stories, this is basically the events that let to me being drugged or the murder attempt on my life.

I started chatting with few girls from dating apps before arriving to Nairobi. One of them, decided that she didn't think she was my type, but still wanted to talk as friends. I figured, it's a good thing because she could be someone I can use for intel, show me around, someone I can hire for small services which I even did. She even suggested some of her friends she can hook me up with. After I arrived, I realize she does this as a business, hookup foreigners with her list of friends and likely gets a commission. In person she also said she goes on many dates, have lunches with foreigners then pretends she needs to go get pretty for the evening, ask the foreigner to send her some money and she'll come back for the night, then after they send her money she blocks them. Most guys usually send 3 k to 5 k ksh she claims.

She's young, has two jobs, big hustler, smokes weed, not exactly my type and she was right on that one. But the red flags were there. I guess she manipulated me to entrust her bc she showed me the scams she was running on OTHER foreigners, therefore I started thinking I was safe as an exception. Huge mistake. She showed me a white dude who sent her $1000 usd for an apt deposit before he arrived, and she blocked the guy and stole the $, even sent me the screenshot of the money - 130 k in her mpsa, and photo of the guy LOL. I said wow, he trust you like that, must be a romantic, she reply nope, he's just a stupid simp.

So things like that, makes me think well, I have all that evidence against her, she trust me to show me that, therefore no way I could be a target. And maybe, what happened to me next may have been bc she realized I know too much about her and wanted to take me out. Yeah.

With what I wrote above, clearly means that I too am very manipulative and know how to make people talk and gain their trusts. It's not difficult if you've worked in sales or know how to talk to people. Folks usually spill dirty secrets with me, bc of the way I behave, low key, well dressed, business minded looking guy w nerd glasses at times LOL. I wouldn't go as far as saying it backfired, but I definitely took a risk partying with the devil. Normally, if I was in Colombia and meet such a girl, I'm gone immediately, and she'd be blocked. But this is new and unknown territory, not a strong excuse but let's just say I hope I'm done growing up. Next time I may not live to tell the tale!

So, that so-called friend, took me out on a Sunday night (first night after arrival at 3 am on sat). She Intentionally left some of her belongings in my Airbnb to ensure she returns. We went clubbing to K1 club, gay night but plenty of single ladies. She had 2 glasses of wines, I had 2 cocktails, we enjoyed the music and danced a little. At some point, she started getting drunk after the second glass, then nearby 1:30, club almost closed, she couldn't stand straight and claimed the waitress drugged her. We called a taxi, I had to hold her, and gents those were all addl red flags I couldn't make sense of. She ended up obviously spending the night, and still blamed the club. Later on during the week, she came to visit, while hanging out in the living room drinking and talking in my airbnb, I was telling her stories on how I usually watch my drink, never got drugged in places I've been, blah blah, she pulled out a tube from her purse and said well your not that careful, while you went in the kitchen I could've poured this in your drink. That intel totally went over my head.

She went home, and later on that same night we make plan to meet directly at Quiver Lounge. To hook me up with her friend at Quiver lounge. Her friend was basically a 9, super gorgeous. Gorgeous friend was all over me, left her table to join mine, then I realized she was with another foreigner who's leaving Nairobi the next day. Dude was getting drunk af. Foreigner guy joined my table as I invited, so now two girls, two guys. Dude seem cool, his *****, who's my friend's friend, sits on my lab hugging me w a sexy miniskirt on. I got uncomfortable and made her get up. Whispered to friend1 and said hey, what are you doing? She already has a guy? She said well it's his last day with her, and you can have her next, my friend told me. She then said don't worry, "her pussy will heal", her exact word. Knowing that the dude's going to fuck her good on his last night LOL. This is when fellas I realized where I was, I started to understand that I was in a different planet. Years and years of mongering, to filthy *****houses, where hos are lined up even, never speak like that. I was shocked she said that.

After her, that same week I met and hung out with another platonic friend, pretty, young, and I did that to gather intel. This one is well educated and super classy, actually want to stay single by choice. Drop dead gorgeous. She wanted to meet also to be my guide, knowing I'm here long-term for possible business relationship and no string attach sex is always on the table BTW. She brought a friend, took me a club called Kettle House, got us a 10 K bottle, and gathered more intel on the city. I guess I do things sometimes like running a business, you will have some expenses for data research, marketing, all of that I consider a good investment. Bringing this friend unto this, to show you how much work I put in in trying to learn the culture and embrace the city for what it is. She schooled on things to do, what not to do, warned me on scammers, etc. She even advised to stay away from friend1 after I told her my story, and that friend1 is planning something bad, and likely drugged herself at K1 club, especially since she had that tube herself to drug people or whatever it is. So at that point it's starting to come together. Friend2 thought me that Nairobi is called a "Big Bedroom", some of you fellas may have heard of that term. It means everyone is fucking every one Nairobi, it is filthy, everyone cheats. Forget about love and leave your heart behind while your here.

And after that night I went there often by myself or with other girls. Place is super lit, always crowed even on Mondays. I'm a huge football fan so there were matches almost nightly and was a cool place to hang, shoot billiards, good music. It's located in Kilimani and was close to my apt.

FINALLY. HOW I GOT DRUGGED OR POISONED:

Now we are in March. Friend1 or fake friend1 and I stopped talking around Feb after a small argument about a Valentines day gift I promised her. The day before V day, she called and asked for her gift in form of money to do something. I told her nah, first of all, you cannot ask for a gift as it should be a surprise, plus I didn't promise money, she got mad and said she didn't need it, has a hot date next day herself with a guy. She wanted to use my money to make herself pretty for another guy LOL. I know we're just friend but damn. I turned that down, we argued, stopped talking for weeks and blocked her. That was my opportunity to block her permanently. So late March, is where I fucked up, she contacted me from a different number and fell for it, she even sought me out on a dating app matching with me again. I didn't want to have an enemy while I'm in the city, plus what we argued about was very small and meaningless. So we met again, hung out, we went to cbd few times, my place, restaurants, and I failed to realize that there's a reason she looked for me again, but that went over my head and didn't think on it. She found a way to get me to cbd by claiming she knows the best asian food in a great restaurant, better than a specific meal her and I usually ordered. I said ok let's go, upon arrival the place is empty, in the back of a building, and food wasnt better or good as she claimed. I don't want to say name of the place but all types of radar going off as to why she brought me there.

After the meal we walked outside, and she said, well we are close to cbd, you want to go for a walk and said sure. Off we went, walked around all over, told me stories on the trashy and dangerous clubs in that area. Then we started walking to leave the bad areas. Suddenly before crossing a street she went inside her purse, did something, then grabbed my hands to cross the street. While crossing I noticed she was rubbing my fingers. I thought nothing of it. Our plan next was to find a nice lounge in the nicer parts, like around Kenyatta ave or so, to sit and drink. Each time we hang, I never let her take the bus home especially if late and I always get her an uber. That night, as soon as we cross the street, another block later she gave me a fake hug quick and said I'm going home, I'm going to catch a bus and walked away. I stood there for a min thinking what did I do, and I started walking on a street where I notice all the busses were there, and realized she walked an opposite direction meaning she lied and not taking a bus. I walked inside a club to use the restroom, washed face and hands, then took an uber home.

As soon as I entered my apartment 20 minutes later, I started bleeding in the nose, I felt no pain, nothing. I took some tissues, thinking maybe I busted a small pimple inside my nose, nope, more blood was pouring non-stop, I could literally fill a coffee cup. I started panicking, and I stood in the bathroom waiting to see if I fee any pain, or when am I going to collapse and fall after so much blood. Still holding the tissue on my nose. I had met another girl that own 2 pharmacies / chemist, I phoned her quickly and she immediately confirmed I may have been given something, likely externally. Then I remembered the finger rub, some type of poison, then I touched my face when I went in the bathroom and it's how it got to me. Washing my hands and face together may have diluted the strength and effect. My pharmacist friend prescribed two meds once to stop the bleeding and another for infection which I ordered immediately.

Then my next call was fake friend1, the actual culprit and suspect. I didn't accuse her, I simply called and said to her what happened, she immediately came in like 15 minutes which is surprising as she lives 40 minutes away hence why she takes the bus. It was surprising on how fast she arrived. She didn't show any empathy or much concerns, after small chats I told her I was grateful that she's there, in case I pass out can call the security downstairs and they can phone an ambulance. Assuming she would spend the night as s real friend. Instead, her reply was well, I'm sorry but if you're going to die I don't want to be here and she ran off. Before leaving she said the police will think she had something to do with it. I tried explaining unless there's evidence that you had something to do with it, it will be the contrary, you would be the person saving me, not guilty. But still ran out of the apt. I did tell her I told my other friend about it.

The next day she texted me around 3 pm, blaming me for walking in cbd with her in dangerous areas, blaming people in cbd to have drugged me. She claimed she warned me, and besides had a date and cancelled it for me and I wasted her time. I said to her you're sounding very suspicious right now, your behavior isn't normal as too what you've show me before. I almost died, you show no empathy, what's going on? She replied "what do you have for me to rob". Then I realized I never said anything about robbing. It's clear she's guilty at that point.

That morning before we met, I did tell her I'm going to visit yaya center, get some breakfast and take out some cash. She knows I always take out 50 k ksh and keep some in cash, some in mpesa. She knows my routine a bit and I did advise her of my activity that morning. So with what happened, I never said specifically she would rob me. But she defended herself stating I have nothing to rob. She didn't notice me holding my pockets a lot and made comments on it while I was walking with her.

Some suggested that I should've gone to the police, other suggested to not go. Said the police themselves would ask for money for investigation, since no real evidence.

SOME FACTUAL STUFF:

- My pharmacist friend and a nurse I consulted after confirmed I was drugged and poisoned. I had a headache that whole week, felt dizzy or disoriented for a whole week after. The meds helped.

- Many locals told me there is a substance that many use to commit harm in Kenya, where you would fall unconscious, and wake up later, some deadly, unknow of which one she gave me.

- Those locals also said she definitely did it with the finger rub, it didn't affect her bc she may have immediately ran to wash her hands, hence the sudden depart and she didn't toward the busses. I even heard of some meds she can take in advance to not have any effect of the poison, and would only affect me. Shit you see in movies. She may been following me after to see if I fall in order to come take what's in my pockets, and it's why she didn't go toward the busses, and why she arrived to my apt 10-15 minutes instead of her usual 40 minutes. But ran once she knows I made someone aware of her.

- Also the fact that she said "what do you have for me rob" when I simply asked her why doesn't she show any empathy and ran off, and sounding guilty while I never said anything about robbing me.

The nose bleed wasnt coming from throat, no I don't have lungs cancer, my upper respiratory track was busted due to an unknown substance, I bled for 5 days straight. When I cleared my throat 5 days later I was spitting black blood, busted tissue was healing. Even 5-6 later there was some thick bloody mucus. Obviously I couldve done a blood test to confirm what it was. But I was so happy to have escaped death and was ok, I didn't bother. It's like nothing happened. So obviously all communication w that trick is cut off.

One of my fav club in the city is Brew Bistro Fortis. In Westlands. I was talking to another mzungu there and he said what happened to is nothing and I got lucky. He's lived in Nairobi for 7 years, and he's been drugged, robbed, stabbed many times he claimed, and to consider myself very lucky. Cool dude from Europe.

I didn't expect to write this much. I figure I may as well tell as much of the story as possible.

I will write another post of the crazy sex adventures in Nairobi. Let me just say this, within 1 week upon arrival I had over 5000 girls on tinder, and 5000+ on Bumble, that's over 10 k. And yes I'm talking actual verified profile and block automatically all unverified ones. I never had time to chat with all, but let's just say if I picked 10 this week to talk to, I'd have success with half of them. Other half would be girls that want hookup which is keyword for p4 p there. I entertain them at times to get an idea on their rates, some want 3 k, some want 10 k, but negotiable. Similar rates as to girls ask in lounges. I ask but I don't engage. I only go for the ones that want to be friends, or want something long-term. Meaning those girls can come spend the whole day, go hang, no strings, fuck, and I gift whatever I please and there are many that were 10's, some of the best and tightest pussy I've had in my life and paid absolutely nothing. Some just want to fuck your brains out because your a foreigner. It is a fetish, black foreigner, white foreigner, asian don't matter, once they notice your accent, your done in a good way. I pick girls in the street after eye contact, in stores, in lounges, tinder and bumble. I honestly cannot tell you how many I fucked in 6 months.

It doesn't matter how long you are in Nairobi, you will never have enough time, enough money to go on dates. You can have a babe at your door each hour if you wish. I decided to be smart and using it to my advantage and only date girls that were really into me, some I took out to dance, eat, go watch sports with, go for walks, girlfriends after girlfriends which lasted a week each, two weeks, one lasted a month, pregnancy scare by 3 girls, lots of money spent on plan be bills, gifts, mpesa as gifts. But no direct money for sex. Had a couple serious gfs at once, attempted 3 somes that failed LOL, had two that wasnt serious with in my bed at once, ended badly and they almost fought so had to kick one out, I did that twice, once two because friends and we all ate together. Yes I did get wild.

Never used a single condom during my trip. I fucked only 8 and above. I was dating a super baddie on and off during two months there, she paid sometimes when we go out, solid 9. She just want to go out dancing and having fun, stay at the house. They all love to come to your apt or house which I rented last 3 mo. Come cook, clean, do my laundry. After month 2 I was eating out only once or twice a month, since my girls would cook at the house. We just chill, go hang, and fuck. Nairobi is heaven straight up, nothing like it, there's too much pussy there and there's enough to share LOL. So I'm unsure as to why there would be any negative reports despite what happened to me.

In the lounges, we got old dudes in their 60's dating young beauties in their 20's, yeah sugar daddy or not, those girls arent watching the clock, old mofos french kissing and teech almost falling out, a funny scene to watch LOL. There are many sites where you can get baddies for 1. 5 k or 2 k for couple hours. But isn't it better dating real girls that has just your dick in her that week? She can do shores for you, and you can bang day and night instead of an hourly chick. Diseases are rampant in this part of world. So it's also safer not to deal with p4 p girls if you don't have to imo. But what do I know. You're not me and I'm not you. So it's logical to say every man will have a diff experience. Maybe your age matters, how you dress, or just your game.

The abundance of pussy in Nairobi is incomparable, there, secrets revealed. Be safe out there fellas.

Amazing write up. I look forward to reading your follow up posts about all your adventures there. You mentioned not using a condom during your entire trip. Weren't you worried about catching a disease or how did you avoid that? Also how did you avoid getting the girls pregnant?

[GrownMan1]

I'll be returning to Nairobi this month. I decided to add Mombasa in this trip. My concern is my dress code. I noticed Nairobi a lot cooler than Mombasa. Nigeria in the mid 50's to mid 70's. Mombasa low 70's to low 80's. My question is that consistent for the month of August as far as weather? It seems like it will definitely call for a different change of gear.

When I came earlier this year, Nairobi was surprisingly cool. There were days it was comfortable to wear a jacket.

[GrownMan1]

My trip to Nairobi was very eventful. Be safe out there fellas.

Very nice and informative report. I really enjoyed reading it and learned a lot.

[Member #4828]

Be careful with girls 18-20. The Police will be filling their pockets the next few months.

Kenya has implemented a sweeping ban on the sale and distribution of alcohol in various locations, effective July 30,2025, as part of a national policy aimed at reducing alcohol-related harm.

Key Aspects of the Ban.

Prohibited Locations: The sale of alcohol is now banned in several key areas, including:

Supermarkets: Both large and small supermarkets can no longer sell alcoholic beverages.

Online Platforms: E-commerce websites and delivery services are prohibited from selling alcohol online or delivering it to homes..

It is better to specify that the ban on the sale of alcohol concerns only people under 21, so it is incorrect to say that supermarkets will not be able to sell more alcohol. They will not be able to sell them to people under 21. As far as consumption is concerned, the problem does not concern us. If a girl who drinks beer and is under 21 is sitting at my table, the problem will be with the owner who sold it to her, certainly not mine.

[Mombie75]

Be careful with girls 18-20. The Police will be filling their pockets the next few months.

Kenya has implemented a sweeping ban on the sale and distribution of alcohol in various locations, effective July 30,2025, as part of a national policy aimed at reducing alcohol-related harm.

Key Aspects of the Ban.

Prohibited Locations: The sale of alcohol is now banned in several key areas, including:

Supermarkets: Both large and small supermarkets can no longer sell alcoholic beverages.

Online Platforms: E-commerce websites and delivery services are prohibited from selling alcohol online or delivering it to homes.

Residential Areas: Alcohol sales are banned within residential premises and estates.

Educational Institutions: Alcohol cannot be sold within or around schools, colleges, and universities.

Public Spaces: This includes parks, beaches, bus stops, petrol stations, and recreational facilities.