Pattaya Reports

[Luis2]

Massage withe xtras (full service covered GFE) for 1000. But first time visitors watch for ladyboys. My 1st choice based on looks was ladyboy upon closer inspection. And 1 regular bar in Bangkok, the prettiest bargirl was ladyboy.

[TravelingMan3]

I've never visited Pattaya, but I'm beginning to plan an early 2026 trip. My Facebook feed has begun showing pages of some clubs there. Attached are recent profile photos of the female staff in two bars.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but OMG, my opinion is most of these ladies are horrid looking.

My question is are these women representative of the majority of the staff working in the majority of Pattaya's gentleman's clubs?

You just happen to come across girls from a shit bar on Soi 6 and a shit bar on Soi Honey that cater to cheap dudes who don't care much for looks but rather just it be cheap.

[MongerHunger]

I got good massage from 40 year old attractive at shop for 1000 baht.

1000 baht for a massage?

[Luis2]

Perspective on ladies. I watched many videos and did thaifriendly contacts before visit. I'm mid 60's and looked for ladies late 20's-50 ish. Young girls most places mongering are poor performers and still can have 2,3 kids by early 20's. I checked out varios clubs, beach road, soi 6,massage. I got good massage from 40 year old attractive at shop for 1000 baht. Found many nice ladies late 20's-mid 30's in small clubs on side streets. I spent a few days, nights with 44 yr old, paid 2000 a day plus expenses. She took my clothes home to wash, had a scooter so was my local taxi where we didn't need car. Probably a 7 in looks but 10 plus personality and fun, finding good food and clubs for local prices. You can find diamonds in rough and is someone for all taste there. Plan a little but don't overthink.

[Explorer8939]

I've never visited Pattaya, but I'm beginning to plan an early 2026 trip. My Facebook feed has begun showing pages of some clubs there. Attached are recent profile photos of the female staff in two bars.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but OMG, my opinion is most of these ladies are horrid looking.

My question is are these women representative of the majority of the staff working in the majority of Pattaya's gentleman's clubs?

What you will see is 90% of the ladies in any given bar are substandard. But 10% are hottest.

What happens is that ladies in their 30's find themselves in the village with kids, but no husband and no job. They have friends working in Pattaya, so they go, but wash out in a month or so. The bar doesn't pay them a salary unless they meet a daily drink quota.

[Questner]

I've never visited Pattaya, but I'm beginning to plan an early 2026 trip. My Facebook feed has begun showing pages of some clubs there. Attached are recent profile photos of the female staff in two bars.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but OMG, my opinion is most of these ladies are horrid looking.

My question is are these women representative of the majority of the staff working in the majority of Pattaya's gentleman's clubs?

In Pattaya generally I find 2 girls out 100 working girls to be attractive. However because of the volume you can still find someone. You have to be nimble and move fast between venues and / or climb up on pay scale. Nowadays internet as well may work for you.

[Tvataham274]

I've never visited Pattaya, but I'm beginning to plan an early 2026 trip. My Facebook feed has begun showing pages of some clubs there. Attached are recent profile photos of the female staff in two bars.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but OMG, my opinion is most of these ladies are horrid looking.

My question is are these women representative of the majority of the staff working in the majority of Pattaya's gentleman's clubs?

LOL the girls in that first picture.

Second picture, yeah. I'd say in that one, 3 d from the left standing, and first on the left on the ground look good.

Look up videos of walking or biking in pattaya. Those ones are most accurate. Diamonds in the rough, but there is a lot of rough to go through.

[Keen Eye Joe 1]

I've never visited Pattaya, but I'm beginning to plan an early 2026 trip. My Facebook feed has begun showing pages of some clubs there. Attached are recent profile photos of the female staff in two bars.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but OMG, my opinion is most of these ladies are horrid looking.

My question is are these women representative of the majority of the staff working in the majority of Pattaya's gentleman's clubs?

[Mogwai]

Mostly agree. But see the recent Bangkok forum. 20 posts about how to save a couple of $ by going ARL over Grab / BOLT. Packing only carry on. Talking about elevators. This one post didn't bother me much and lot more closer contextually IMHO.

It's not so much about saving money, it's about saving time. As soon as you are in Bangkok, you will find out that public transport is often the easiest and fastest way to get around.

[Sam Sanuk]

Better than Pattaya? Really?

"Better" requires making a value judgement. Kind of like comparing whiskey or a motorcycle. Price? Performance? Style? Taste? Choices? Comfort? For me, right next door in Phnom Penh checks more boxes than Pattaya. As often stated, YMMV.

Sam.

[CodeName47]

Not sure why you decided to post this in the Pattaya Reports forum. For starters you aren't even going to Pattaya but to Bangkok. The better option would have been "General Reports" or "Thailand Lounge and Chat".

I'm assuming you've never been to Thailand before. Thailand is the easiest country in the world to pretty much get any medication, especially sex related meds. Just walk into a pharmacy and buy it. No doctor visit or script required. I don't know anyone who's ever been pulled aside entering Thailand for carrying prescribed medication in quantities for personal use.

Mostly agree. But see the recent Bangkok forum. 20 posts about how to save a couple of $ by going ARL over Grab / BOLT. Packing only carry on. Talking about elevators. This one post didn't bother me much and lot more closer contextually IMHO.

[Explorer8939]

The decline of Pattaya's popularity is well-explained in a YouTube video. It is a great summary for those of us who experienced Pattaya's "golden years" and have now found better places to live and vacation. Check out Why Pattaya Really Changed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyNQQ4so4iY The same reasons could apply to BKK, IMO..

Better than Pattaya? Really?

[DeadlyScorpio]

Phuket was easy to find the real massage parlors to the massage parlors with extra (either the pattern of the girls dressing or the setup. It was easy) as most of the massage parlors were around the Bangla road. It was a bit difficult to find them in Pattaya. Walking street is a mess with mostly occupied by Indian Clubs and targeting desi's to get into those clubs. I am not into clubs and did not like the entire atmosphere of the walking street.

Massage Parlors / Go Go Bars: It was kinda tough as finding the massage parlors wasn't easy, since Pattaya is spread across LK Metro and Soi-6 places. Most of the places had "go go bars" and as usually Indians are not welcome here, no girls tries to pull in the Indians (we were not in groups, just 3 of us), so expecting a better service in any of these places was a dream, hence didn't get into any of them.

Soapy Massages. With all the reviews, I zeroed in on visiting Honey 1, Honey 3 and PP Soapy Massage. I found one good in Honey-1. The prices were high but it's a good experience. The lady rushed through the service. But she was good, it's the same regular pattern. Shower - soapy massage on the mattress - deed - shower cleanup. Cost me around - 3300 for the counter with 200+100 for LD and tip.

TF worked greatly in Pattaya. At Kirsia123 shared a contact and she was really good, she travelled all the way from Bangkok just to see me. Setup the meeting in the afternoon at my hotel, it was hassle free. Banged her good for an HR. Pretty much tried all the positions in KS, standing / sitting / doggie and she took it all like a champion, finished in CIM. 2000 BH.

Tried another contact in TF the other day and she was great too. TF seems to be the best bet overall. Nice experience and safer to try. Hotel takes their ID cards before letting the lady in and reception calls the room or meets you in-person when the lady leaves. So no chance of stealing or other stuff.

[BennieBen]

The decline of Pattaya's popularity is well-explained in a YouTube video. It is a great summary for those of us who experienced Pattaya's "golden years" and have now found better places to live and vacation. Check out Why Pattaya Really Changed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyNQQ4so4iY The same reasons could apply to BKK, IMO.

Sam.

The vibe of the video is depressing, despite all what he said if you never been to pattaya it still worth a least 1 trip. I know no place on earth like pattaya for a single man. It still a disney land for adult male and there is not only the grils who worth it but the food, the beach and a lots of other very intersting stuff to do. The image he is choosing are intentionaly to force the viewer to agree with the depressing things he is explaning: empty bar, empty street, building in ruins. But replace all this by image taken on WS and Treetown at Friday night evening or soi6 on a busy evening and the vibe would be totally different. Most image are from the early evening when the bar just openend or even in the afternoon. Of course it look dead empty. The place is alive around 22:00, not at 10 AM.

There is a lots of things he is not mentionning, like to cost of plane ticket. Now my plane ticket cost me a least x2 what they was costing before covid crysis. Lots of worker had made a switch to remote work in the past 10 years and a lot of working girl made the move too. Its bad for beer bar and gogo but not for regular customer. Going in bar is fun, but the girls who would cost 2000 BF+3000ST+1000 of beer and LD will agree for 1500 online. On the 6000 she probably get 1-2000 + the hassle of having to stand all night into the middle of a bar in competition with hundred of other girls, half naked under cold aircon then wasting her perfect body on dozen of LD each night. On the customer side you had the same fuck but you still have 4500 in your wallet for the next round and didn't had to waste yourself into an alcoholic behavior.

The video isn't talking about the one things who is the most unique about thailand meat market and its the GFE experience. In pattaya and Bangkok the girls you are BF are coming with you and if the vibe is good you can go drinking with her and do party then later go back at the hotel to fuck her. In other destination the transaction only include sex and its over after. This special GFE experience is vanishing slowly over year and faster then ever since covid epidemia but still there so its something very fun to live if you can forget that they are *****s doing *****s things to avoid being alone for too long in a ackward situation with another of the dozen of dick she will fuck and suck this week. Because being in a room 3 hours with you mean wasting her pussy 2-3 time for 1ST while roming all around bar she know and collecting her share on all the money you waste then only have to fuck once mean she earned more money into the 3 hours and her pussy is good for more 2 more customer that night.

But if you exclude all the GFE thing Thai put their price on an upper market and tbh most place in thailand arent offering what you can get for this price. This thing in the video is sadly true, most place you will go in now you will consider you lucky to see more then 1-2 girls you would really want to pay to fuck with. Most massage place, soapie, soi6 bar and even on WS are full or girls I would not fuck for free. Search on this board and google about place like Germany, Brazil, Colombia, spain, prtugal, makau, France (.) what you can get for 200 usd. It will make you reconsider the idea of a long trip to pattaya gogo scam. Its not the same overall experience but if the main reason to go there is to fuck lady pattaya is now playing into a different league and the place isn't in the top 5 of it. Bangkok is now a lot better for that and considered less expensive for what you get for the money you spent. Pattaya beach and smallest size is appealing and BKK is a huge and scary city and pattaya red light district is a lot more popular on the web then Bangkok scene who is more complexe beacause things arent all regrouped around 1 zone of the city.

In capitalist industry you must accept something, when its too expenssive just don't buy it and let the buffalo die. Because the current scam model of pattaya pushed me to avoid gogo and soi6. You can't copy what pattaya was 20 years ago but the current point and click online sex industry is something who can be found in a lot of place on this planet and for the budget it cost to go to pattaya and fuck lady you can have the same routine in a lots of different countryt for better sex with better looking womens. 1000-1500 $ for flight is a huge cut on a budget, lower this on a different destination to 500-1000 and you have near 1000 $ more to spend on girls. So pattaya meat market is now asking prices comparable with other market and the long flight cost +1000 $ then what other market are costing. Do the math and the 100-200 $ asked by the bars in pattaya is costing you 200-300 $ now. For 300 $ by fuck you can be sat in one of the best frankfur brothel and eating good quality food surrounded by 100 top model ready to fuck like the working girl of WS and soi6 bar.

So my 2 cent about this video:

1. pattay still worth it for the unique experience, go at least once if you can afford it but go with a decent budget, don't go there broke or you are going to cry and want to kill yourself. 10 000 tbh seem be the average reasonnable amount to have fun on a good day.

2. if you already been and didn't likedit, or you are tired of it and want to try something different or you doesn't care about all the GFE thing and disney land for adult bullshit and your only intent is to fuck with 9-10 top model and bimbo fuck doll. Well as I said do the math I explained early and plan in term of budget and cost per fuck.If you have to suffer the cost and pain of a long flight to go there pattaya isn't the best place on earth anymore , i think its probably not even into the top 10. Pattaya still on top or near the top for a lots of things like the adult disney land experience, the low cost for things like food and hotel room, the overall security who is something relatively impressing when you consider its considered a country who is financialy very poor but who is a lot safer then comparable country in africa , south america and even most big city of USA. But sadly pattaya taken a big drop into the list of sex destination for the pure ratio of dollard spend by fuck.

[Sam Sanuk]

The decline of Pattaya's popularity is well-explained in a YouTube video. It is a great summary for those of us who experienced Pattaya's "golden years" and have now found better places to live and vacation. Check out Why Pattaya Really Changed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyNQQ4so4iY The same reasons could apply to BKK, IMO.

Sam.