Phuket Reports

[MarkSaute]

Ciao folks,

Happy New Year! I was in Phuket this December, and this forum turned out to be incredibly helpful. This was my first-ever solo trip to Thailand, and I was pretty excited about all the possibilities. I did a ton of research beforehand—read through this forum and several others online (Thailand Red Cat, Single Man Forum, etc.)—and even chatted with a few experienced folks to understand basic etiquette, like how lady drink bills work. There's truly a treasure trove of information out there.

That said, once you actually land in the Land of Smiles, you quickly realize that everything you need is readily available, and all that research ends up being only mildly helpful—haha. The etiquette prep did help, though.

I started out by exploring a nearby massage parlour close to Jungceylon Mall (with very obvious "extras" then moved on to Thai Friendly. Rates are definitely higher in Phuket, but you can still find solid deals if you negotiate reasonably. For example, some girls quote 2.5 k for short time but are okay with two rounds within an hour. That worked out great for me.

I also met a few semi-pro types—one in particular could actually hold a solid conversation about AI and other topics. I spent 3 k for a night with her, then another 2 k on a different day. We stayed at her condo, went out for dinner and clubbing, and it honestly felt more like hanging out as partners for the day.

I didn't make it to Christin this time, mostly because the daily Thai Friendly roulette wore me out, but I'll save that for the next trip.

Net takeaway: I visited bars and agogos mainly for the experience, but Thai Friendly ended up being the best value overall. I also did a late-night street pickup on Bangla, which turned out well too.

Feel free to ask if I can help with anything. Otherwise, enjoy, mates!

[PuneRomper]

What really happens in a soapy massage? Am visiting so would want to know.

I have been to Christins once and the girl gave me a bath, slid a few times on me, front and back and then took me to the bed and fucked me. Seemed kinda hurried. What I am looking for is more sensual stuff. A longish massage, some foreplay, hopefully DFK and BBBJ, good GFE and then boom boom (pref bare).

Any suggestions with rates would be welcome. Will be staying in lagoon resort area so any places there would be really appreciated. Else will come to Patong.

Thanks in advance for the help.

[PuneRomper]

Am travelling to Phuket with friends. Will be staying in the boat lagoon area. Would appreciate recommendations on some massage shops where I can get FS. Do the girls do BB? What rates should I negotiate to?

Won't be able to do openly so respectable looking establishments would work better.

Thanks.

[Sargeant]

Experienced in Thailand (6th time coming). However, only been to Phuket 1 time and it was years ago. Stayed Patong beach Sheraton and wrong choice. Shit crowded beach with Chinese and Russian tourists, too far Bangla. I'm a vacationer first, monger 2nd. Early 50's, excellent shape, good game. Not a huge drinker and I'm in Phuket for beach, girls and some muay Thai Not sitting in a shitty bar and getting drunk. I ride BBFS (I Prep, doxy, etc).

Staying 3 minutes off Bangla for 1-2 days; then down to Boathouse in Kata. Yes, I have read the threads as much as I can. Limited time Phuket so want to be focused.

Asking specific recommendations for "Value" please -- defined as not highest costs, girl quality 6-8 minimum (fun and accommodating), and BBFS will have to be negotiated in each venue or they're off list. I'm excluding online sources as I've good with that..

I know it has been a minute, but I never saw a trip report from you. Very interested to see how it went!

[Sargeant]

Works OK.

Karon and Phi Phi nights might disappoint tho.

I'd hunt tourist women on Phi Phi.

Thanks. What makes you say that the Karon and Phi Phi nights might disappoint?

[ThaiGoodTimes]

I have 7 nights in Phuket with a focus on mongering, but also trying to pull some tourist women as well. I know I'll be ready to go on landing and I also don't mind moving around. Without a big concern for budget, I'm thinking night 1 walking distance to Bangla, staying at Kudo. Nights 2-3 staying somewhere on Karon Beach meeting tourists and seeing where that goes. Nights 4-5 in Rawai to check out a different scene, night 6 on Phi Phi (I just really want to see it), and the last night back on Bangla to end with a bang. Thoughts?

Works OK.

Karon and Phi Phi nights might disappoint tho.

I'd hunt tourist women on Phi Phi.

[Sargeant]

I have 7 nights in Phuket with a focus on mongering, but also trying to pull some tourist women as well. I know I'll be ready to go on landing and I also don't mind moving around. Without a big concern for budget, I'm thinking night 1 walking distance to Bangla, staying at Kudo. Nights 2-3 staying somewhere on Karon Beach meeting tourists and seeing where that goes. Nights 4-5 in Rawai to check out a different scene, night 6 on Phi Phi (I just really want to see it), and the last night back on Bangla to end with a bang. Thoughts?

[Newton York]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qliiuG8P_Fs

Where is this spot, and do chicks like her go back to your hotel room to fuck? Or she just there to sell you beer?

And why the heck is it so empty behind her? Where'd all the people go?

[DeadlyScorpio]

On my first trip to Thailand, spent couple of days in Phuket. Though it looked dry and reports do say that Phuket isn't that exciting place to monger, I liked it though it seemed expensive a bit, the quality of girls provided you take your time and hit the right places you should be good.

I walked around the Bangla road, the so called bars or a go go clubs didn't excite me, the girls ignore Indians and do not really pull us to get in the bars. That was not a welcome place for Indians and moreover the girls aren't that great.

I found some massage parlours in the lanes of Bangla Road, one of them was a Nuru massage and other one was a regular massage parlor with girls doing extra services at a premium price. Nuru one has a flat rate and you get to pick the girl. The other massage places you get to pick a girl but the price varies based on the girl you choose. Need to talk to the girls on the service and price. Both were good for me and had to about 2000-2500 in both the places.

TF app is good, but its time taking and since I had to spend only 2 days it wasn't that attractive. Girls were quoting 3 K and more. So didn't go for it.

[Tokyohomeboy]

I'm staying just down the street from the airport before flying to Bangkok the next early morning. Anyone have a recommendation for a massage + HJ in that area? Also, what's the typical extra charge for a HJ? 500?

[ThaiGoodTimes]

I am debating myself between Pattaya and Phuket for 2 days next weekend purely for mongering. Any insights are much appreciated.

You would find more than enough action in Phuket for two days, but if it's just mongering Pattaya will be a much better fit for your needs.

[ThaiStyle]

I am debating myself between Pattaya and Phuket for 2 days next weekend purely for mongering. Any insights are much appreciated.

If it's just for mongering then I would definitely go to Pattaya, read the last 50 pages of the Pattaya thread (or how ever many you need) for the insights you request.

Some great reports on there.

[MwenByen]

I never been to Pattaya as a another monger pointed out Pattaya is no longer a monger destination. Hell and to be honest neither is Phuket I wasn't disappointed but all I can say the night life didn't appear as glamorous as it did 20 plus years ago. It seems like the party has moved on to Bangkok and Pattaya. Phuket has good beaches, great night markets, pretty local women (whom are now conservative) and cheaper prices for action. The women wasn't no bad looking at all but the cream of the crop ain't there like how it was in the past. On the plus numerous Muay Thai camps to get yourself in shape.

I am debating myself between Pattaya and Phuket for 2 days next weekend purely for mongering. Any insights are much appreciated.

[RaulB]

I am debating myself between Pattaya and Phuket for 2 days next weekend purely for mongering. Any insights are much appreciated.

Hello fellows,

Desi this side from India.

I am planning to visit Phuket end November with 3 friends (all boys) for 7 nights.

Can any of you help me with itinerary for those 7 days?

Like suggesting any guest friendly hotels 3 star or 4 star places and if possible help me with looking around.

We have booked out tickets just pending with hotels.

I have been to Phuket many times but always played near Bangla / Patong..

[SweetRolling]

Thank you Bro, this is helpful. Will explore and share if I find something worthy. Your experience seems to something I would desire and try for.

It's too bad really. I have tried a killer spot in Chiang Mai where it was a tantric kind of massage with a HJ finish. All advertised in advance. I have spent a lot of time in Thailand (and Phuket) and haven't seen that kind of shop elsewhere. There is one in Bangkok, though.

Having said that, go explore. A few years back I matched on Tinder with a 'tantra masseuse'. We agreed to a session which was meant to have no happy ending. And then close to when we were done after an excellent she whispers in my ear. Do you want to fuck me? Takes my hand and I can feel she is dripping. So lots of opportunities to have fun.