Phuket Reports

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Hey guys,

I know the airport area isn't exactly prime territory, but I'm looking for reliable massage options within 2030 minutes of Phuket Airport.

Ideally looking for a place that offers an oil massage with extras (at least HJ). Timing would be around noon, so places that are consistently open and not hit-or-miss would be ideal.

I'll be short on time and won't really be able to scout around, so hoping to avoid places that don't offer extras at all..

Naiyang Beach is your best option.

The small and guaranteed FS level naughty shops are at the end around here (8.086708077713435,98. 2955910266103), but they might not have many staff, think 2-3 each.

Back up in the main area of the beach you will find many massage shops that are larger with more staff that will do at least HJ, and quite likely service your lady friend too.

Think of a LB as an option for your lady friend, and I'm not meaning as FS.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

I think only the young and fit influencer types holding their selfie stick phones making online content are the only ones that can score with other civilian tourists. It's like that dicaprio movie about some beach somewhere in Thailand. Us super old guys, we don't have a hope in hell, even in hell! Ha!

I'd beg to disagree Newton.

They are there and readily available for the price of a meal and night out drinking.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

I know, I know. This forum mentions a couple massage P4P places, but the Phi Phi portion of my trip is more personal and to pay respect to a friend I lost that I visited PP with 20 years ago. So, just one night there to reminisce, see the tsunami memorial and hopefully feel like I'm 20 again for a few minutes Maybe I get lucky and take someone with me I meet in Karon or maybe I meet someone there. Regardless, I'll definitely post about it! You guys are great! Thanks for chiming in. I was kinda surprised how little activity there was on this sub.

You would have absolutely no trouble getting a pickup P4P to go with you to Phi Phi.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Ciao folks,

Happy New Year! I was in Phuket this December, and this forum turned out to be incredibly helpful. This was my first-ever solo trip to Thailand, and I was pretty excited about all the possibilities. I did a ton of research beforehandread through this forum and several others online (Thailand Red Cat, Single Man Forum, etc.)and even chatted with a few experienced folks to understand basic etiquette, like how lady drink bills work. There's truly a treasure trove of information out there.

That said, once you actually land in the Land of Smiles, you quickly realize that everything you need is readily available, and all that research ends up being only mildly helpfulhaha. The etiquette prep did help, though.

I started out by exploring a nearby massage parlour close to Jungceylon Mall (with very obvious "extras" then moved on to Thai Friendly. Rates are definitely higher in Phuket, but you can still find solid deals if you negotiate reasonably. For example, some girls quote 2.5 k for short time but are okay with two rounds within an hour. That worked out great for me.

Glad you enjoyed Phuket.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

What really happens in a soapy massage? Am visiting so would want to know.

I have been to Christins once and the girl gave me a bath, slid a few times on me, front and back and then took me to the bed and fucked me. Seemed kinda hurried. What I am looking for is more sensual stuff. A longish massage, some foreplay, hopefully DFK and BBBJ, good GFE and then boom boom (pref bare).

Any suggestions with rates would be welcome. Will be staying in lagoon resort area so any places there would be really appreciated. Else will come to Patong.

Thanks in advance for the help.

She shafted you at Christin's, as you shafted her.

What you described as happening activity wise is what you should have got for 90 minutes, bath, bath play, soapy mattress, bed and fuck.

The fact you didn't pretty much means you chose one with no connection, no interest beyond payment happening.

What you want always depends on chemistry, so don't buy pretty, don't buy a salesgirl marketing herself, look for interest, take you time choosing.

If you choose wisely and connect, then DFK, BBBJ, and GFE leading to boom boom, tho rarely bare at a soapy, is possible.

You are likely, given your name of Pune, facing Indian backlash, if I'm correct then it is nearly unavoidable for you.

An alternative option that might be better to try is Nuru massage in Patong, doesn't include FS standard, so you should negotiate that before finalizing your girl selection.

It is far more intense erotically.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Am travelling to Phuket with friends. Will be staying in the boat lagoon area. Would appreciate recommendations on some massage shops where I can get FS. Do the girls do BB? What rates should I negotiate to?

Won't be able to do openly so respectable looking establishments would work better..

You're out of luck as there are no dedicated and easily found FS focused massage places in the Boat Lagoon area.

The nearest clusters are 15 minutes travel away in Phuket Town around Phoonpoon Road (near Katherines Massage).

That said, there is a good chance of FS in any massage shop anywhere, look for ones that are not part of a big chain setup, especially ones where the staff don't wear matching uniforms.

As to BB, many will do it if you pay the price, take the risk, and for some can prove you are safe / clean (STD's, pregnancy risk).

Prices can range from 1500-3000 extra on top of the massage cost being asked by the lady, so I would try to negotiate down to 2000 in that area if you find one willing.

The price for BB, could be inclusive if you arouse her and get it included for free, or another 500-1000.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Works OK.

Karon and Phi Phi nights might disappoint tho.

I'd hunt tourist women on Phi Phi.

Tried to reach out to you via PM to get an idea of what dates you would be there, as I live in Rawai.

But sadly, you have no PM ability it seems.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Thanks. What makes you say that the Karon and Phi Phi nights might disappoint?

You mentioned P4P and tourist pickups, and I was going to say that Karon isn't a great place for tourist pickups as the crowd is older, and Phi Phi has minimal P4P so pickups would be better.

I note that you have now expended on your approach and your age and pickup game experience, so I'd say you might have better luck with that than I originally thought.

[Nine0]

Hey guys,

I know the airport area isn't exactly prime territory, but I'm looking for reliable massage options within 20–30 minutes of Phuket Airport.

Ideally looking for a place that offers an oil massage with extras (at least HJ). Timing would be around noon, so places that are consistently open and not hit-or-miss would be ideal.

I'll be short on time and won't really be able to scout around, so hoping to avoid places that don't offer extras at all.

Bonus if the shop is female-friendly and also offers extras to female clients.

Any firsthand recommendations appreciated. Thanks.

[Newton York]

I think only the young and fit influencer types holding their selfie stick phones making online content are the only ones that can score with other civilian tourists. It's like that dicaprio movie about some beach somewhere in Thailand. Us super old guys, we don't have a hope in hell, even in hell! Ha!

[Sargeant]

Come on, you won't go to Koh Phi Phi for mongering.

I know, I know. This forum mentions a couple massage P4P places, but the Phi Phi portion of my trip is more personal and to pay respect to a friend I lost that I visited PP with 20 years ago. So, just one night there to reminisce, see the tsunami memorial and hopefully feel like I'm 20 again for a few minutes Maybe I get lucky and take someone with me I meet in Karon or maybe I meet someone there. Regardless, I'll definitely post about it! You guys are great! Thanks for chiming in. I was kinda surprised how little activity there was on this sub.

[Sargeant]

Good luck with that. I just added up all my time in Thailand and it totals 62 weeks. All except about 5 nights were spent in tourist areas where I always kept my eye out for possible flings with tourist ladies. After 62 weeks, I have scored exactly one free farang tourist in bed with me. I'm old and the tourist was old, so maybe you are young and studly and will have better success, but not me. I much prefer P4P.

62 weeks? I'm jealous! I'm 40 and have always had a pretty good pickup game. I'm going on this trip primarily for mongering and anticipate 100% pay for play, but I can only bang so much. I'm hoping to find some fun groups that I can invite out for a day on a boat trip or to hit some fun bars with. If it turns into sex, great! If not, back to tf, bangla or one of the 100 places in between that all of you have mentioned! I'll definitely report back! I let my old account die where I had all my other trip reports.

[Sargeant]

Ciao folks,

Happy New Year! I was in Phuket this December, and this forum turned out to be incredibly helpful. This was my first-ever solo trip to Thailand, and I was pretty excited about all the possibilities. I did a ton of research beforehandread through this forum and several others online (Thailand Red Cat, Single Man Forum, etc.)and even chatted with a few experienced folks to understand basic etiquette, like how lady drink bills work. There's truly a treasure trove of information out there.

That said, once you actually land in the Land of Smiles, you quickly realize that everything you need is readily available, and all that research ends up being only mildly helpfulhaha. The etiquette prep did help, though.

I started out by exploring a nearby massage parlour close to Jungceylon Mall (with very obvious "extras" then moved on to Thai Friendly. Rates are definitely higher in Phuket, but you can still find solid deals if you negotiate reasonably. For example, some girls quote 2.5 k for short time but are okay with two rounds within an hour. That worked out great for me.

Thanks for the report! I've mongered around the world; Colombia, Japan, Pattaya, Bangkok, Tijuana, and all over the US, and I chuckled when you said that all the research is "mildly helpful". You're so right! Doing all the research is part of the fun for me though, but no matter all the best plans, you end up just going with the flow 95% of the time. I'm trying to do that a little more with my upcoming Phuket trip. When I visited Pattaya last year, TF was a gold mine for me. I'm kinda hoping for the same luck with this trip. One thing I've never done though is meet up with a fellow monger. I think I'll try and do that this time around. Glad you had a great trip!

[HorseTrader]

Nights 2-3 staying somewhere on Karon Beach meeting tourists and seeing where that goes.

Good luck with that. I just added up all my time in Thailand and it totals 62 weeks. All except about 5 nights were spent in tourist areas where I always kept my eye out for possible flings with tourist ladies. After 62 weeks, I have scored exactly one free farang tourist in bed with me. I'm old and the tourist was old, so maybe you are young and studly and will have better success, but not me. I much prefer P4P.

[Mari1256]

Thanks. What makes you say that the Karon and Phi Phi nights might disappoint?

Come on, you won't go to Koh Phi Phi for mongering.