Budapest

[Grafspee]

My previous punt was on Friday, I had been trying since morning around nine and out of about eight or so suitable girls selected from the local portal rosszlanyok. Hu, only two had responded by the evening, the same on Saturday and one of them couldn't make my time window. Obviously all girls were overbooked in a crazy way on the weekend, so the girls primarily take locals so they don't have to fuck with English, because most of them don't speak any. This was on a Saturday, noon ish.

Artistic name: Dorina.

Age: says 25, that might have been right 10 years ago.

Photos / Character: while the photos are of her, they come from 50 pounds ago, so it might just as well been a switcheroo and the effect would be the same!

Character: pleasant and welcoming.

https://rosszlanyok.hu/rosszlanyok.p...&member=Dorina+36306231099&ID=71669.

Location: an inconvenient shithole.

The Punt:

I thought I'd try something I don't normally look for, there weren't many other options either anyway, the local website is either older women, gypsy or half-a-gypsy types or a typical "Hungarian porn ****" types, which I don't like, but it somehow occurred to me that I could score one "prototype Hungarian porn ****" in my PokéMon. Collection. The only one that responded was Dorina, on her photos she was reasonably pretty and on the local forum she earned almost full points in over 40 reviews. I told myself after having a shit experience the day before, this can't go wrong. It did.

First of all, the address was somewhere in the outback, it's some kind of gardening colony, the taxi driver stared at me to see if I was sure the address is correct, I let him go. I arrived on time and barely had the cab moved away when a message came saying she's out of condoms, so I had to sort that for her like an idiot. But it would be hard to find something else at this point so I took about half an hour to get some, then back, I look for the address, it wasn't really on Google yet, because it's a roughly unfinished new building "Hollywood villa from Wish", which the lady had obviously already managed to earn with her diligent pussy. Well, good luck to her, at least it means she knows how to make money, so at least the service will be good – that was my thought train. Not entirely wrong, but.

When I finally find it, I stumble between stepladders and buckets up the stairs to the house, where I'm greeted by her, she's the one from the photos + at least an extra 20 kg bonus. I stare at her, I say jokingly I'm looking for Dorina, she says "that's me". I absolutely don't understand the local forum, 20 kg extra compared to the photos and no one even thinks to mention it and everyone is going crazy in the ratings including appearance? For a girl who normally charges €150 per hour + €50 oral without + €50 kissing – 20 kgs of undisclosed LARD is bit too fucking much, innit?

I say sorry, I was expecting a girl with a figure like the one in the photos and I almost don't recognize you here, it probably won't work out. To her credit, she offered a discount and good service. I should have refused but the classic combination of sunken cost fallacy + excess semen in circulation made me take the deal. I took a quick shower, where I accidentally produced a half-mast by thorough washing, I come into the bedroom next door with it in hand, she immediately started the theater (not overacting though) "wooow handsome, give it here" and started to suck me, which I must admit, she did with great gusto and luxurious technique. I indulged myself for about fifteen minutes standing up leaning against the dresser while she sat on the bed, I just felt her artificial tits for a while, but otherwise I preferred not to look down too much. Before she started smoking my kipper, she painted her lips with some menthol or spicy lipstick or something and it really made the helmet tingle, I've never tried that before and it was nice. Then I just lay down in bed and let her continue the service, alternated with some nice handiwork, for about ten more minutes, I wanted to let her finish it there, didn't really feel like fucking her fat ass and the head was actually pretty good but she was able to get me to giver her a couple of pumps from the behind in the end, but fortunately only a few paces before I exploded, because I was already very close from the solid BBBJ work.

So to sum it up, the day was saved by an overflowing jizz-tank and a friendly nature of the lady with a quality and professional level of the service, but she's too grossly overweight for my taste and even though I enjoyed her work, a girl like her should be paying me to fuck her, not the other way around. There's five of them in my office alone that would happily cook me dinner and did my laundry ever day if only I fucked them once a month, I should have left when I realized the deception with the photos, it was a mistake. Do not fall for it (unless of course, you are into large women, in that case I can recommend her to you, she is friendly and the service is good, so are the facilities).

[Grafspee]

This was a terrible punt, I figured to at least turn it into a funny story to get at least some fun out of it by sharing with you so you can laugh at my expense. For my first session in Pest I went for something exotic; I had African girls before in Thailand and they were great so I was looking forward to it. A few days or weeks ago, Jasmine still had a profile on rosszlanyok. Hu, where I contacted her; she advertised without showing her face. But she looked gorgeous in the photos, and her profile had a very sophisticated description of what she's like and what she prefers, which matched exactly what I'm looking for. There was only one review, but it gave her full marks. So I took a chance. (In hindsight she was very extremely east-European in her demeanor, no African girl would treat me like this, unfortunately I did not took into account the low probability she would be a local girl).

She replied relatively quickly, saying she could meet between my business meetings, so I swallowed the higher price—€200 that give me any of the GFE stuff like DFK etc—and went for it. I found her through rosszlanyok. Hu, but now she only advertises on Eurogirl Escort and charges twice as much. If her personality and services were on the same level as her looks, I'd say she deserves it, because she looks like Miss Africa—by all means she can go ahead and fuck some actors or businessmen on a yacht for 400€ na hour with her looks, but with the experience I had, it would not have been worth it even for free.

https://www.eurogirlsescort.com/esco...5/?list=nidg2l

Photos/Appearance: The photos are of her; in real life, she's even prettier—since she's not wearing heavy makeup or has been photoshopped, I don't understand at all what she is trying to achieve with those photo edits, because she's absolutely and incredibly gorgeous. 5'9", a total gazelle, all muscle but not masculine-looking, natural see-cup breasts so firm they basically defy the laws of physics, long legs that go all the way to the floor and an athletic butt, huge natural lips, huge eyes, perfect teeth and skin, an afro, and a muscular back. She's like model—not at all plastic-looking, unlike how those photos make her appear. She's beautiful in a way that's almost hard to believe. 11/10 in terms of looks.

Character:

A bored Ice Queen who couldn't care less about you; she does not like her job, and she's not good at small talk either, even though she speaks better English than most people with PhDs I know. She has an accent like she's from Bradford or some shit, but she was born and raised in Hungary. She'd casually speak fluent Hungarian on her phone, I guess her father was from Nigeria or maybe both parents and she went to some fancy school in Budapest. Gorgeous girl from a good family is my guess, too lazy to work a normal job but not embracing the putana life. At least that's my impression.

The punt: I was there on time but it took her quite a while to pick me up inside the house. Great location, nice apartment. I got a tiny wet towel and was sent off to shower while she was playing with her phone, ignoring me, which set the tone. After I was done I had to remind her of my presence, before she took me upstairs, where I told her I like slow-tempo GFE, only to be told the deal: no kissing, no licking, I can touch but she doesn't care for it and it was clear this is going to be a very mechanical and cold encounter. It was a total culture shock for me, since I'm used for the very opposite treatment by both Latinas and Asian women, who always without an exception like me (obviously I do not select women who show no interest when in Asia or who have bad reviews when in BCN for example). I really had no idea what to do about the cold atmosphere since I'm not a randy animal that just wants to bang hot chick and doesn't give a shit about the rest, call me a romantic if You will.

The mood was at freezing temperature at this point, and I honestly couldn't figure out how I was supposed to get in the right frame of mind now that it had been implied I was actually a nuisance there for 200 € an hour—especially since I'd even offered to make sure she was comfortable and only do things she likes. "So you want a massage or what?" was the questions and I was so taken aback that I awkwardly agreed, but what happened next should have clear to me right away: with one hand, she was rubbing me in a completely non-erotic way, and with the other, she was playing with her phone.

So, with the erotic mood still at freezing point, I figured I'd try a different approach—every girl likes a massage (and I'm actually pretty good at it). But that just turned the tables: sure, I got to touch this absolutely gorgeous girl, but she was mentally somewhere else entirely, and her phone kept beeping—she couldn't stop checking it. Manual stimulation of all the erogenous zones I know on a woman's body produced about as much excitement in her as Nigeria's space program landing on the moon and she didn't want no kissing anywhere either.

I said, "Okay, want to try something else?" She says, "Not really, but I can give you a blowjob. " Well, okay then. Of course, given the atmosphere, I was about as hard as a stick of butter in hell, and nothing came of it, so we awkwardly went back to massage, with her sitting in front of me on my request and me playing with her gorgeous tits with some oil and her pussy, while she. Started playing with her phone, pretending I was not there. At that point and I could not longer contain my bedevilment and asked If she's fucking joking? "Does the phone bother you? Oh, sorry, I didn't realize that." WTF?

At this point I faced a choice: tell her what was on my mind, get into a fight, and walk away super pissed off with nothing to show for it, or improvise somehow. I chose option two: go take a shower and try produce an erection there by a combination of prayer and MacGyver-like improvisation. Somehow, by some miracle, I managed to get the cigar to glow red—and then came the funny part—carrying it up the stairs and delivering it quickly to somewhere warm, like a British retiree heading to Phnom Penh, before the light dies out. I was already starting to laugh at it a little to myself, but it held up well enough that she go deliver on the promise of the blowjob (fairly average and short) before it finally met my rock-solid standard. We got down to business, I didn't want to look at her face, so I wouldn't accidentally "come too quickly from her fit of passion," so—in a rare display of ungentlemanly behavior—I chose the position myself and took charge of the monkey business in quattro. For a while, I was having a pretty good time thanks to the view of her gorgeous chocolate-colored back, butt, and hair, only for her to start complaining that she hadn't lube'd up enough and that I was too hard. Great, from one extreme to the other.

I say, "Okay, so you want a different position?" She says, "Well, we have to wrap it up—I've got another john waiting." to which I can only reply in amusement "That must be some kind of mistake, because I still have 20 minutes left?" after which she reluctantly saddled up me and started grinding a little, but I decided I wasn't going to let her ruin it anymore, and since she had a pleasantly tight pussy and absolutely gorgeous tits that defied the laws of physics, as I already mentioned, I managed to force myself to come pretty quickly within a few minutes, after which she gave me a look that, in hindsight, I interpreted as a mixture of poorly concealed disgust and relief, even though it was probably meant to be a smile.

I've never experienced anything like this before – though this shit is common in my own country (which is why I don't monger at home). From my experiences with Latinas, I'm used to the exact opposite—the girls like me and have a good time. I didn't do anything differently: I didn't smell bad, I was sober, clean, and friendly, and I tried to make conversation, offered to make it as pleasant for her as possible etc. Absolutely zero reciprocity, total cold in return and she tried to fuck me out of my time too. Looking back, I wonder if getting the jizz out wasn't worse than leaving empty-handed even though she is absolutely drop-dead gorgeous. It was completely bizarre and incomprehensible event in my book.

Outside, of course, I ran into the other john. He was standing right there in front of the entrance being very obvious, so I couldn't help myself—and going against the mongers' etiquette, I called out to him in English— "Look, she's incredibly beautiful, but she's a total ice queen, and the service si total shit. " he pretended not to understand, but I think he regretted it later. OK enough of this, as the Hungarians say: A lófasznak is van ám vége!

[JizzyB]

Had some spare time in hand so checked for massage options. First contacted Massage666 to check the available slots but their happy hours were fully booked so they gave an evening slot which didn't work for me. Then, contacted Massage House and they had morning slots and sent masseuses available for the day. Booked a one for 60 minutes program and operator sent address details. Was staying nearby so it was walkable distance for me. Reached the place and rang the bell and told to come to 6th floor. Took the lift and reached the reception where the operator / receptionist explained about the program. Basic program included back massage and HJ (60 euros) so opted for B2 be (15 euros) for additional price. Was escorted to a waiting room with a drink of choice. After 5 minutes, comes in my masseuse and took me to a different room 2 doors besides the reception area. Was given a towel and a disposable slippers and asked to take a shower before the massage. Took a quick shower and went back to the massage room where the masseuse was waiting naked. She asked me to lie down flat on my front and started the massage. Massage started off gently and then she slid herself on me and massaged with her boobs in up and down motion. After sometime, she asked me to turn on back and she came on top of me and her boobs on my face. It was a wonderful scene. Started touching her around the body and shifted to caressing and fondling her boobs. She had a good pair of handful and firm boobs. Kept hugging her in between to enjoy the moment to the fullest. She then asked me if I'm ready for the tool massage and I confirmed. She gently touched my tool and balls started erecting it and then she pulled my foreskin and did something with her finger tips and nails around the glans which was completely a different experience altogether. I was about to spurt immediately but held her hand to stop and told to play around for sometime while I kept fondling and pressing her boobs. She increased her thrust and I spurted on her hands. What a great relief it was. She cleaned me with wipes and asked to take a shower again. Before leaving the massage room, hugged her again skin touch. After returning from shower, she was dressed herself and waited for me to dress-up and left the room together back to reception. Paid the charges on the reception and tip to her and exchanged goodbyes. Their setup is big with entire floor with many rooms for the business. Overall, it was a good experience but massages in Prague are on the different level with reasonable prices and lot of options.

Koszonom.

[DreamK]

Lately Budapest has seen an increase in Asian girls. Most are in their early 20's and are Chinese. Some Thais.

Mostly since Hungary and China started getting closer in the last few years and there are some direct flights.

Prices tend to run 40,000 to 60,000 forints an hour. I've mostly seen 50 K.

Whats interesting is how this compares to Barcelona. Asians tend to be on the bottom of the rung. In Budapest, they tend to run higher than the locals.

You are correct. Recently there has been much more Asian girls advertising than ever before.

And not just in Budapest, but in other Hungarian cities as well.

Just a few reminders to readers here. Those asian girls often photoshop their pictures or they might be completely fake pics containing images from someone else, similar looking but younger lady.

Just use your caution and read reviews (use a translator) so you know if pictures are good or not and if it is worth the visit. And like always if they have disabled reviews then just move on and don't be tempted to visit those girls.

Same thing with a few Ukrainian girls in Budapest they also often ask 60 or even 80 K per hour prices.

[Joe Boy]

Lately Budapest has seen an increase in Asian girls. Most are in their early 20's and are Chinese. Some Thais.

Mostly since Hungary and China started getting closer in the last few years and there are some direct flights.

Prices tend to run 40,000 to 60,000 forints an hour. I've mostly seen 50 K.

Whats interesting is how this compares to Barcelona. Asians tend to be on the bottom of the rung. In Budapest, they tend to run higher than the locals.

[JohnBravo83]

You met Shona in person? We have communicated but never met. Did you use a pimp?

I did that all with twitter. Shona hasn't been advertising like she used to, the phone number I have hasn't been seen since December and she is currently in London based of Insta posts. There are still quite a few Porn Stars that advertise on Eurogirlsescort and top escort babes, Escortnews. Eu and other sites, a few that provide info on twitter how to reach them as well.

[FlAdventurer]

My personal experience was either using their ads from Eurogirl escort or from messaging them on Twitter. I met Shona River, Nataly Gold, Jennifer Jane, and a few years back with Rosszlanyok the Fox Twins and Sunny Herrera. Ani Blackfox when she was escorting had her own ads as well as two or three with agencies. It depends on the stars how they advertise and how they are willing to meet clients. Top Escort Babes and Eurogirls escort usually have the biggest lists of those who offer escort services.

You met Shona in person? We have communicated but never met. Did you use a pimp?

[JohnBravo83]

I was saving money. I want to meet some sexy pornstar in Budapest. Can anyone recommend ways to do It? No agencies (bad experiences).

My personal experience was either using their ads from Eurogirl escort or from messaging them on Twitter. I met Shona River, Nataly Gold, Jennifer Jane, and a few years back with Rosszlanyok the Fox Twins and Sunny Herrera. Ani Blackfox when she was escorting had her own ads as well as two or three with agencies. It depends on the stars how they advertise and how they are willing to meet clients. Top Escort Babes and Eurogirls escort usually have the biggest lists of those who offer escort services.

[Mit7960]

Although Budapest is not a great place for massages in my opinion, but the best out of all is dreamhouse massage. Anette, Elena and Livi will take you to heaven. On my last meet with Annette, she offered to do a BJ inside the room, as it is not advertised. She also let me massage her to my wish. Overall great experience.

Which one are recommended in Budapest? Is HJ a standard in all places? Do they do more than one in 90 min session?

[Bad Mr Frosty]

That's not the point. It's not okay to denigrate Budapest in a Budapest thread.
Prague and Bratislava used to be in the same country, Budapest wasn't.

Do they not teach history in school anymore https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austria-Hungary

[Judge Dread]

It's one company and their marketing professionals advertising cross regional branches. Similar tactics deployed on Prague and Bratislava threads too.

That's not the point. It's not okay to denigrate Budapest in a Budapest thread.

Prague and Bratislava used to be in the same country, Budapest wasn't.

Would it be okay to spam Prague or Vienna threads with posts about Budapest? It wouldn't.

Budapest thread is about Budapest. As simple as that.

[DwayneJohnson]

Why is allowed to promote Prague, some obscure village in Austria in a Budapest thread? Isn't that against the forum rules?

And no, other smaller cities in Hungary can't compare to Budapest. Budapest is a place to be.

For night life, clubbing, ladies of the night. And it's not even close.

Last but not least, Budapest is a venue where world's famous pornstars can be found. Paradise for big boys.

It's one company and their marketing professionals advertising cross regional branches. Similar tactics deployed on Prague and Bratislava threads too.

[Judge Dread]

Why is allowed to promote Prague, some obscure village in Austria in a Budapest thread? Isn't that against the forum rules?

And no, other smaller cities in Hungary can't compare to Budapest. Budapest is a place to be.

For night life, clubbing, ladies of the night. And it's not even close.

Last but not least, Budapest is a venue where world's famous pornstars can be found. Paradise for big boys.

[Judge Dread]

I was saving money. I want to meet some sexy pornstar in Budapest. Can anyone recommend ways to do It? No agencies (bad experiences).

Contact Il Drago. He's the man.

He'll definitely assist you with pornstars. He assisted me plenty of times during the years.

[Il Drago]

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