Sao Paulo Reports

[Tochka]

Oiii foristas, I did a Saturday night run to Gauguin. Honestly, the place was middling compared to the usual mid week energy. Much fewer garotas than I expected, 10 to 15 in house.

Word to the wise: the weekday grind is definitely superior to the weekend rush. If you're hitting Gauguin, grab a quick drink and keep the energy moving for an early arrival at Casarão.

The Play at Gauguin.

As I'm making my exit past the last table, two Paulista girls decide to get handsy, literally reaching out to touch the "Johnson. " Total 7's or 8's on the scale, so I paused for a beat for the free massage. Kkk. I told them straight up I was jetting to Casarão because the scene was boring and the rates there are 400–500 BRL.

Damn They didn't miss a second both immediately offered 500 BRL each garota for a session. I told them if we're doing this, I need to see that chemistry right now. They started DFK with each other right there on the spot. Bingo boingo vamos.

I reconfirmed the 500 BRL plus all the "nasty" extras, inclusive, and they were all in. The friction started with the payment convo. I wanted to settle up after the session when they got their phones back, but they were stressing about getting paid upfront. I was ready to walk no BS. I told them their asses weren't worth the hassle of a any negotiation.

Of course They doubled down on the "caressing" to keep me there, and we eventually compromised:

• The Deal: 1,000 BRL total (500 each) plus the bigger room.

• The Catch: These girls clearly didn't know the house rules. I tried to do them a solid, an insider favor to pay directly via InfinitePay or Mercado Libre, on their phones. ,but they were newbies there and listen to the cashier that I can pay the house. The house would give them $$ .

The Aftermath.

Major rookie mistake on their part. What they didn't realize (and I did) is that Gauguin holds that cash for three business days and makes them jump through hoops with paperwork. Once we got to the room, the regret hit them hard. They realized they were about to put in a "crazy ass session" and be broke for the next 72 hours.

They tried to pivot and ask for a small cash tip, but I shut that shit down immediately. I wanted them leaving that room tired, thirsty, and penniless for the night. No mercy.

After the session, I still made my way to Casarão for my standard threesome to cap the night off right. Kkk.

Quick takeaways.

• Gauguin weekends can be hit or miss mostly was a miss.

• Weekdays is better and more lively.

• Prices negotiable depending on the night so offered from 500 brl to 800 brl max, accepted by various garotas.

• Payment systems can vary depending on the garota.

• Casarão & Connection still a solid late-night backup option.

Overall still a chill stop on Saturday night if you're bar-hopping through SP nightlife, but if the club looks light don't be afraid to bounce and check other spots.

[The Cane]

At that time, the Casarao girl that I've been trying to meet for a week messages me and says she's available so I go home. She flaked twice on me but the wait was worth it. She shows up at 6 am, white girl with natural dark blonde hair, as confirmed with hair on other parts of her body besides the head, and brown eyes. She is Scan level hot and hotter than the median at Scan. Very proportionate everything, boobs are juicy well formed be cups. She fucked with a passion, pushing me into her while I pumped her and rode dick like she was born to do it. This session made my entire trip to SP worth it. How she's working in Casarao, I've no idea but the fact that she took 700 for BBFS was mindblowing. I hate comparing to US prices but that's like a 2 k USD girl where I live. She stayed for two hours just chatting through a translator, and even paid for her own Uber back home.

You're putting up so many reports that we're going to have to start calling you the "Tasss News Agency" hahaha! But how about some names for some of these tutes why don't you? Would make your field reports even more useful. Thanks for putting in the effort!

[Tasss]

Saturday.

Early evening went to 57 Friends since there were a bunch of girls I hadn't talked to yet. When I arrived, the girl I wanted to interview was already occupied and the guy didn't leave her for a while. I was approached by a cute brown chica. We negotiated for 500 + Uber BBFS at my apartment. She tried for 600 but I stuck with my number. At my apartment she took a shower and didn't look as nice after removing her makeup. She was covering up some flaws on her face. But anyways, she was 18 and her body was flawless with perfect see cups. We had been going for about 15 min but she said she's starting to hurt, I didn't want to push it so I stopped. She was about to leave then realizes she left her iPad in the Uber. She was crying in the apartment and I didn't have a good way to get her out of there. Initially the driver ignored her calls, but after a police report and reporting the missing item with Uber, the driver came back and I gave him 100. The girl was about to fight the driver even after he returned the iPad, but the driver took the money and walked away. Uber also charged 50 to have the driver return. I paid her Uber back home which cost nearly 100 since it was pretty far from my Airbnb. Total cost for this session ended up being 500 + 150 (Uber fees for lost item) + 100 Uber back for the girl.

I heard about Zeus Nightclub (Zeus Bar show club on Google Maps) while interviewing girls at 57 Friends. This is not to be confused with Zeus clinica which was ass. My plan was to go to Casarao first, and go to this club if I didn't find anyone worth taking in Casarao. Arrived at Casarao at 2:30 am because being delayed by the previous incident. There were many girls worth interviewing at that time but I was pretty dead set on not taking another Latina or brown girl since I have a few of them in my contacts already. After walking a three rounds up and down and interviewing one girl who rejected BBFS, I left and went to Zeus. Maps says the closing time was 5:30 am but at the club they said the actual closing time was 5 am. Arriving at 4 am might have been too late but I paid the 200 cover just to check what's inside. Cover includes 5 beers which I definitely wasn't going to consume in one hour. As expected there weren't many girls left but I had some interesting conversations. The prettiest girl there is from Venezuela so we were able to converse a bit in Spanish. However she didn't go out of the club. Other girls didn't look so good, one rejected BBFS but I just asked her as a data point. Girls were asking for 600-700 (I'm assuming CFS) for 1 HR outside, but I didn't negotiate with them. At that time, the Casarao girl that I've been trying to meet for a week messages me and says she's available so I go home.

She flaked twice on me but the wait was worth it. She shows up at 6 am, white girl with natural dark blonde hair, as confirmed with hair on other parts of her body besides the head, and brown eyes. She is Scan level hot and hotter than the median at Scan. Very proportionate everything, boobs are juicy well formed be cups. She fucked with a passion, pushing me into her while I pumped her and rode dick like she was born to do it. This session made my entire trip to SP worth it. How she's working in Casarao, I've no idea but the fact that she took 700 for BBFS was mindblowing. I hate comparing to US prices but that's like a 2 k USD girl where I live. She stayed for two hours just chatting through a translator, and even paid for her own Uber back home.

[Vagabundo1]

https://www.gp-guia.net/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=16297

Here is the Casarao thread on GP-Guia.

Where is the scandallo thread on GP-Guia.

The main point here is that every monger coming in should look at the factual local guide, Gp-Guia.net for wherever you go, including freelancers, who are usually working at boates too, or prives.

GP-Guia is where you can find alto bom gosto's old reports, and jimmyboy 's. It is where you should learn to write Portuguese, and where you can get paid in discounts for your writing.

Apparently you don't know about gp-guia.net. Everything you want to know about the Sao Paulo mongering scene, especially clinicas, is there. Use Google translate. Information about the clinicas and tons of reports from clients about their session with girls in the clinicas, since, if you post a report about your session at the clinica, you get a 20-30% discount on future sessions.

In my experience, the clinicas in Moema and the surrounding areas are very honest and not scammy. Just talk to the girl you are interested in to confirm she will do what you want in the session before selecting her to avoid issues in the room.

[Ringudor]

You were paying $300-400 per session in Sao Paolo?

That's very high.

I agree, I cannot understand those prices.

I had excellent time with girls in casarao for 100 $, is not logical to pay x3.

I will be in sao Paulo from 18th to 24th, if someone will be there and want to share a beer, just send me MP.

[ShooBree]

I have been to Bomboa, Scandallo is just another beast.

It left me in awe, it's a WTF.

It's too big, too luxurious, too good.

It's a huge place and it's so packed that I didn't even know where to go.

My bill for entrance, drinks and food ended up being 940.

There are too many options, so I ended up with none of them.

But I will be back on Thursday, and this time I will probably get there around 21-22.23 the latest.

I think I prefer the early team.

Must have been easily over 100, maybe 200 girls just when I was there.

[Captain Solo]

You were paying $300-400 per session in Sao Paolo?

That's very high.

[ZofoMofo]

It is a simple message. I tell them I am coming into town during x-x dates, where I am staying, looking for a date for lunch or dinner and am looking for someone interesting to talk to. Then I say that I don't check the website that often since it is glitchy and to contact me on WhatsApp at my number. I have a Rio based number and the message is in Portuguese. The ones who are interested send me a message on WhatsApp and I take it from there. Some girls are pretty chatty, some are not. I invite them to a meal and tell them what I offer for lunch or long term and then set up a date. Got all this advice from Steve9696 and SocratesNY.

Thanks for the info. I had to email the admins of the site. They fixed the problem. I'm already messaging the gals! I may need to visit Brazil sooner than I had planned!

[Turgid]

Where would Alto bom gosto, the legendary ABG go?

Miruna, the clinicas, for a sustainable cost per fuck. Then to Tako Sushi in Liberdade for the all you can eat rodizio.

The basic issue is who fucks better? The cariocas the Rio girls fuck better. I believe that, and I've heard that from many over and over.

ABG's favorite was Tangara. Not much info on it these days.

[Tasss]

Thursday.

GND girl from 57 Friends decided to renegotiate with me and I declined her new price.

Walked to Clinica Paulista 132 r. Silvio Sacramento. I was almost certain before going I wouldn't find anyone I wanted to session with due to it being already kind of late (7 pm). Indeed there were only 3 girls there and none were good looking. I interviewed the best looking one of the three but she didn't give me good vibes so I didn't bother to make an offer. I'm starting to think that to get actually pretty girls from clinicas, you have to go to the higher end ones. So far the lineups in the 300-400 real and below ones were OK at best except the single Latina girl I saw at Prime.

Went back to 57 Friends since there were quite a few good looking girls yesterday. I saw the GND girl who renegged on me, but avoided her and chatted with another brown skinny girl. I explained that I wanted BBFS and before I gave her the number, she said it'll cost more and she flashed 5 on her hands. I was going to start with 600 but I took the signal and offered 500 + Uber and she accepted immediately and said she can come after 11 pm. Before I walked out, one even prettier girl walked by. I regretted a little making a move so early, but this girl was pretty enough.

11:30 pm she comes right on time. Very professional but in a good way. She takes directions and doesn't complain. However her pussy is dry and I had to use a lot of lube. I've noticed that girls who use weed tend to have dry pussies and she's also a user. The girl looks like Zoe Saldana, same skintone, mouth, eyes and everything. When we finish she tries to get me to pay for a 95 brl Uber. I told her, why don't we order from my phone because then I can use my card. She then says OK I'll take 50. Many girls will try to fish a little bit more out of you as a tip so I'm used to it.

I was looking for activities closer to Pinheiros and gpguia listed two small bars next to each other: Cafe Boulevard and Cafe Monik. I had the Uber drop me off at Rua Baltazar Carrasco 46 and there were those two bars but also about 5 others within several hundred feet of each other. They're all small and some are empty, but there's no cover for most of these places, so I can walk in and out in about 2 minutes. Most of the girls in those bars were not attractive (fat or ugly), but I found one decent looking girl who looks like a natural blonde (but not really sure). She was super drunk but I chatted her up anyway. She was hardly making any sense on the translator and she kept asking me to go to the rooms for 120 for half hour. I said I want to take her home and she asked someone what the exit fee is, and she came back with 500. Obviously this didn't seem right, and she was having a hard time understanding my offer, so I just gave up. I think many of you guys would find this area interesting just because of the ability to poke your head in for no cost. In total among all these clubs there were probably around 40 girls at this time of the night (2:30-3 am) so there's a possibility you'll find someone for cheap if you're staying close to that area.

I was thinking about going to Casarao but the 700 real girl from my first night at SP messaged me. She was working at Casarao at that moment. We agreed to meet after the club closes so I don't have to pay her exit fee. However she ended up flaking, wasting my late night.

Friday.

Went to Gauguin before the 9 pm cutoff such that the entry was all consumables for 120. There were about 20 girls when I arrived, most unoccupied. The first two I talked to didn't go out of the club. Next there was a natural redhead, I approached her, we had a good conversation and I proposed the BBFS offer. She says 5 k + taking a test at a local clinic. For her the test would be OK, but I asked her to come down on the 5 k, she wouldn't go below 4.5 k. By now it's 9:30, and I was thinking that my chances of getting a BBFS taker was low, just because of the low number of women at that time. I could wait until more girls came, but decided not to take the chance since I wanted to go to Bahamas Club. The idea is that 57 Friends and Bahamas Club were close to each other, and if I didn't get a girl in Bahamas, I could walk to 57 before it was too late. I ordered an entree to go and left GG.

Entry at Bahamas was either consumables + entry or entry only. I decided on the 210 entry only option. At this time there were also maybe 15 girls but almost all unoccupied and several worth talking to. The first one I approached was possibly one of the prettiest working girls I've ever seen face-wise. She didn't have much boobs, but her face was gorgeous. She looked like a Latina, white and Asian mix with natural dark blonde hair. I started with 1.5 k, she said 2 k and we wound up at 1. 7 k BBFS. Maybe I overpaid here since she took 1. 7 pretty easily but there aren't many data points for Bahamas, so I couldn't quite tell. If she didn't agree there was another I was eyeing. Exit fee was 330. Back at my apartment I think both she and I enjoyed the session as she moaning naturally during sex. Total cost was 210 + 330 + 1700 = 2240.

Back at Casarao late night, but before going in I walked to the other small bars nearby like Night House and some other one I forgot the name of. They were all charging 20 for cover and based on the women who were standing outside, I think it was throwing money away entering those establishments. Anyways, Casarao was jam packed as usual. In reality the girl concentration was so high that my earlier concern of girls talking to each other about bad experiences probably wasn't a realistic concern. Interviewed a couple of girls, with one reject and one not going out of the club. One fake blonde with nice tits approached me. She looked a little older but still pretty and looked like she had a nice body. Spoke some English. Agreed to 700 1 HR BBFS, paid exit, and back to my apartment. At the apartment I see her boobs were real but she had light baby damage on her belly, not too bad. She gave me a very enthusiastic blow job and we were clicking until she said we spent 2 hours already. I told I was clear in the club we were doing 1 hour and I don't count time. We went back and forth a bit, and in my mind she did stay 2 hours and she did pretty well during our session. So I gave her a 50 pity tip and paid her Uber back home. I'm starting to see an issue with these outcall girls that they try to extract more out of you after the session. But I've dealt with so many of these in Colombia that I've just learned to I hold my ground and try to stick with the previous agreement in those cases.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

One of the things about Rio I appreciate their whole gparena system and how it keeps both the providers and clients honest and incentivized to put forward their better effort.

In So Paulo, there are a bunch of clinicas ("massagems") and it seems to be hit or miss because providers change, management change, new ones crop up, other ones decline or go out of business. I guess the randomness of it is part of the thrill, but there doesn't seem to be a whole lot of incentive for the providers to do their best, and it feels like playing whack a mole a bit. I got shafted at I think Sharon Premium it was and they offered me 10% off my next one, which I thought was kind of a slap in the face.

Sure the clubs and online are plenty good options, but I think this is an important extra layer which has room for improvement as far as systemizing. I don; t claim to have the answers, but I know there are a ton of diamonds in the rough with clinicas and it's time efficiency is appealing to me. No dressing up, drinks, deciding takeout fees vs room fees, no negotiating on time, etc. Just might have to negotiate some extras is all.

Apparently you don't know about gp-guia.net. Everything you want to know about the Sao Paulo mongering scene, especially clinicas, is there. Use Google translate. Information about the clinicas and tons of reports from clients about their session with girls in the clinicas, since, if you post a report about your session at the clinica, you get a 20-30% discount on future sessions.

In my experience, the clinicas in Moema and the surrounding areas are very honest and not scammy. Just talk to the girl you are interested in to confirm she will do what you want in the session before selecting her to avoid issues in the room.

[Tochka]

Gauguin Night Report.
Club: Gauguin.
City: So Paulo.
Arrival: 11 pm.
Drinks: 21 year whiskey.
Girls working: about 35 to 40.
Room price: 450 BRL for two garotas.250 BRL for one
Girl rate: 800 BRL each.
Total damage: about 2050 BRL.

returned Back at Gauguin last night.

Rolled in around 11 pm and the place was already packed with delicious garotas. Walk up to the entrance, no pat down or anything. Just hand over your ID and they give you a wristband so you can order drinks and food.

You walk through the tall vertical doors and instantly get hit with that mix of Good Girl, J'adore and Boticrio perfumes floating in the air. If you spend time in So Paulo nightlife you start recognizing that scent combo immediately.

Live local band playing old school cover music. Whole place had a relaxed but busy vibe. Tables full of dudes talking to potential dates and sharing champagne bottles.

Just like the night before I headed to the bar. Only difference this time almost every bar seat was already taken by garotas. It was basically a full lineup parade.

Found one empty seat and ordered a 21 year whiskey while just chilling and scanning the room.

Then suddenly a breath of fresh air walks by.

Damn.

Short, skinny, curvy blonde. Maybe 21. Total smoke show. She walks right up to me and gives me a big hug.

For a few seconds I was confused and then it clicked. We had actually met before months ago at a luxury clinic session here in So Paulo. Small world. Kkk.

She looked Scandallo level gorgeous.

We started catching up and it honestly felt like reconnecting with an old lover. Right away I knew the night was going to be fun.

She introduced me to her 22 year old amiga. Bottle blonde, slightly chubby but cute and playful. Within a few minutes the two of them started doing some playful lesbo kissing at the bar while we were laughing and talking.

Whole thing had a fun party vibe.

After about 40 minutes of conversation and the usual 21 questions interview, I made an offer.

800 BRL for each girl.

They agreed instantly.

Honestly bros that response was way too fast. No counter offer. Next time I will probably start around 600 or 700 BRL just to test the waters.

We grabbed the elevator and went up to the second floor to get a room.

Then I realized something interesting. When you take two garotas the room price doubles. Came out to 450 BRL.

Kind of pricey but the room is bigger so it makes sense. Two sofas, stand up table and more space to move around.

Honestly it was great having a hot blonde who already knew exactly what to do. No explanations needed. Everything flowed naturally.

After the session we all showered.

Payment system here is interesting. I paid with my credit card through InfinitePay. The garotas phones are held by the cashier on the second floor so the payment happens after everything is finished.

Afterwards I went back downstairs to recover and ordered more whiskey and some food.

The IOP illusion of passion continued for another hour and a half. She sat on my lap while we talked and joked around. Super relaxed vibe.

One thing I will say to the bros.

Learning Brazilian Portuguese is totally worth it.

Many garotas working here come from Minas Gerais, Campinas, Santa Catarina and smaller interior cities. A lot of them arrive through Jabaquara metro station and many speak very little English.

For newbies Knowing even basic Portuguese makes the interaction way smoother. Duo lingo not helpful for the types of convo with garotas you want to have. Google translate sux use an AI app to better translate meaning and slang phrases.

The bar seats are lined up to easily see the garota lineup.

Many garotas purposely sit at the bar because it is where dudes entering the club naturally stop first. If the bar is full of garotas it usually means the club is active, busy and the girls are still working the room.

Garota Phones stay with the second floor cashier.

During sessions the garotas phones stay with the cashier upstairs. This prevents interruptions.

I did the payment using infinitepay on her phone while sitting on the sofa in front of the elevators. Its more secure for the garotas to get digital payment.

Sorry to say I personally know many garotas that have had their bolsa purses robbed by stupid motoboys. They have cash leaving clubs at night. That is too tempting for snatch & grab mofos. Or the Rio garotas leaving by 7 pm the centro massage spas taking metro in centro or onibus have been targeted to unfortunately get robbed.

Quick Rating.

Club vibe: 9/10.

Talent: 8/10.

Prices: 7/10.

Music and atmosphere: 10/10.

Overall Gauguin is still one of the more fun clubs in So Paulo if you want a lively atmosphere and lots of interaction.

Definitely coming back.

[Anaggie]

What opening message do you send them on MP? And do you usually translate it to Portuguese? I'm quite experienced with Seeking and have mastered the template opening message based on girls in different countries. Direct vs indirect etc. I'm assuming in Brazil you can be quite direct? I haven't had much success with MP for some reason, so would really appreciate a template opening message that's worked for you?

Would be great to bag a few semi-pros from there. Much better GFE. However, the one thing I find difficult in Brazil is girls on Instagram etc. Filter their pics way too much where you can't even see what they look like. And the trans chicks that do a great job at of masquerading haha.

It is a simple message. I tell them I am coming into town during x-x dates, where I am staying, looking for a date for lunch or dinner and am looking for someone interesting to talk to. Then I say that I don't check the website that often since it is glitchy and to contact me on WhatsApp at my number. I have a Rio based number and the message is in Portuguese. The ones who are interested send me a message on WhatsApp and I take it from there. Some girls are pretty chatty, some are not. I invite them to a meal and tell them what I offer for lunch or long term and then set up a date. Got all this advice from Steve9696 and SocratesNY.

Good luck!!

[Vagabundo1]

Where would Alto bom gosto, the legendary ABG go?

Miruna, the clinicas, for a sustainable cost per fuck. Then to Tako Sushi in Liberdade for the all you can eat rodizio.

The basic issue is who fucks better? The cariocas the Rio girls fuck better. I believe that, and I've heard that from many over and over.

One of the things about Rio I appreciate their whole gparena system and how it keeps both the providers and clients honest and incentivized to put forward their better effort.

In So Paulo, there are a bunch of clinicas ("massagems") and it seems to be hit or miss because providers change, management change, new ones crop up, other ones decline or go out of business. I guess the randomness of it is part of the thrill, but there doesn't seem to be a whole lot of incentive for the providers to do their best, and it feels like playing whack a mole a bit. I got shafted at I think Sharon Premium it was and they offered me 10% off my next one, which I thought was kind of a slap in the face.

Sure the clubs and online are plenty good options, but I think this is an important extra layer which has room for improvement as far as systemizing. I don; t claim to have the answers, but I know there are a ton of diamonds in the rough with clinicas and it's time efficiency is appealing to me. No dressing up, drinks, deciding takeout fees vs room fees, no negotiating on time, etc. Just might have to negotiate some extras is all.

[Tasss]

I'm having a hard time finding afternoon freelancer spots where the girls can go home with you. 57 Friends is pretty good but it's only one place.