Sao Paulo Reports

[Tochka]

Day 1:

Flight from EWR was uneventful. I got through immigration quickly. Less than 10 minutes. Grabbed some cash from a Bradesco ATM at GRU. Started working so I returned back to my Airbnb and called it a night.

I have been in Sao Paolo less than 12 hrs and got my snatched cell phone cherry popped. Kinda bummed about it but gave myself a pat on the back for having the foresight to walk around with a backup phone and not my primary. In hindsight I should have gotten a cheaper backup which is exactly what I'll be purchasing tomorrow. Ain't know fucking way I'm walking around here the next 5 days with my primary. My primary will be tucked away in my hotel. Be carefully folks. Bring a cheap backup with nothing important in it and have a plan ready to secure your information in case your primary or backup gets snatched. And the most important thing, do not whip out your phone in public no matter how safe you think the area you daytime clinics action and maybe a night or two at Scandallo. Everyone, be safe and be careful. Especially first timers.

Agree, Its a bummer .I lost iPhones and burner phones, so I feel for ya. I invested in a leash (Vagabundo experience) , strapped the leash to my phone and belt, bought a casing for the phone. Sometimes it slipped out of hands (I think it was Socrates, Anaggie or Axel Hyest experience with the silent biker in a park & slipped phone) I cursed setting the 2FA options that is phone & text only and reset mine for to receive by alternate email too! Good job having full backup on primary phone & being prepared with minimal shit on burner. Once a stupid street vendor carried tray of cigs & candies purposely bumped into me with his tray to snatch & grab phone from pocket. , damn I felt dumb. Bunch of hoes in rio love meeting dudes in groups to get handsy, boom all their stuff was gone (reporte here 18 months ago) Now the mofos on ebikes are silent and fast. , garotas in DR, Colombia, Panama, & Sketchy garotas in BR love searching inside Airbnb spot for specific safes models with phones. one of them will purposely smoke in your bathroom to distract you about the cleaning fee. while searching through your stuff.,I extensively use Love motel.Straight up sleasy rideshare drivers indriver or 99 which ever one had the leasser driver vetting was intentionally going the wrong way following waze thru sketchy places to or from airport (it was reported here a year ago)just give up the phone. In the end lessons for me was my backup data & phone numbers was more important than burner & primary phone itself. Couple nights at scandallo & guaguin scandallo light, plus day time clinicas go a long way. To having a better ending than beginning..unfortunately club gartoas go thru similar bummer experirces as their bags & purses, full of cash, phones are targeted by these useless mofos. lastly I extensively use the manage credit card feature to block and unblock my card . unblock when i am ready to use and pay, block any other time

[Shagmeister7777]

Day 1:

Flight from EWR was uneventful. I got through immigration quickly. Less than 10 minutes. Grabbed some cash from a Bradesco ATM at GRU. Started working WhatsApp to set up some meets but the one girl I spent a ton of energy on has been flaking. Ride from GRU to my Airbnb in Moema for painfully long. Traffic here ain't no joke. Checking to my Airbnb was smooth and was able to check in at 10:30 AM as I booked it from the day before I was arriving so that I don't have to putz around till a normal 3 pm checking. Unpacked and made a run to the Supermarket. One girl from photo that I have booked for Monday insisted on a R50 deposit so I had to make a trip to a Lotera to send her the deposit via Caixa. Contacted around 5 girls but none confirmed to meet. I strolled over to an erotic shop to pickup a toy and then stopped in at a restaurant to grabe a bite to eat. The chicken over white rice and beans hit the spot. I doused it with the local picante sauce. It's a good thing I can handle heat because I had no idea a Brazilian hot sauce would be so spicy. Iverupuera mall was close by so I stopped in to have a look and grab more cash. Took an uber back to my room and started working WhatsApp again to pop my Sao Paolo cherry.

Marjorie:

Found this girl who works out of her apt in Moema. Hopped in an Uber and arrived at her building in 5 minutes. Pulled out my phone and let her know I was there. She took a while to respond. Here's where my first 12 hours in Sao Paolo go South. All day long I was careful not to flash my phone. I would duck into a stir if I needed to use it. For whatever reason I let my guard down in front of her building. An old man walked past me and said something. Didn't understand what he said but it turns out he was trying to warn me. 30 second later, a dude on his bicycle zipped past me and snatched my phone just as I was reading a message from Marjorie. She sent me her apt number. I should have ducked into her building when I was whatsapping her. I was definitely shook for a few minutes. Had no idea how I can contact her to let her know what happened. Had to walk back to my Airbnb. It was only a 10 minute walk but given what just happened had me in no mood to walk back but I had no choice and it was dark too. Got back to my Airbnb and quickly grabbed my primary phone to initiate security protocols. My backup phone was a Pixel 9. That was strictly a hobby phone so I didn't have ANY of my important financial stuff in it except a PayPal connection in the Uber app. Logged in to google and set the stolen phone to reset, erase, and delete. Logged into PayPal and logged out the Pixel 9 connection. Removed the Pixel 9 connection from PayPal. I had my 1 Password on the pixel but wasn't worried too much about it as it's built like Fort Knox. I removed the Pixel connection on 1 Password to as a precautionary measure. Took a deep breath and reached out to Marjorie to let her know what happened. As insane as it may sound, I went back to her building to carry on with our arrangement. Had to get my mind off what just happened. She was a great fuck. My dick got sucked like it's never been sucked before with a lot of spitting. I've never had anyone spit on my dick while blowing me. Huge turn on it was. I was going to duck into 57 Friends after seeing Marjorie but I absolutely cannot afford to have anything happen to my primary phone so I returned back to my Airbnb and called it a night.

Folks, I have been in Sao Paolo less than 12 hrs and got my snatched cell phone cherry popped. Kinda bummed about it but gave myself a pat on the back for having the foresight to walk around with a backup phone and not my primary. In hindsight I should have gotten a cheaper backup which is exactly what I'll be purchasing tomorrow. Ain't know fucking way I'm walking around here the next 5 days with my primary. My primary will be tucked away in my hotel. Be carefully folks. Bring a cheap backup with nothing important in it and have a plan ready to secure your information in case your primary or backup gets snatched. And the most important thing, do not whip out your phone in public no matter how safe you think the area you are in is.


My plan to execute the rest of my trip safely:

Going to avoid girls apts if possible.
I’ve got a girl for Sunday for 24 hours of which 3-4 hours will be spent at a swing event. Staying at Hotel Lido. I’ve got 4 hours booked on Mondayat Hotel Lido with deposit girl. Will probably stick to daytime clinics action and maybe a night or two at Scandallo. Everyone, be safe and be careful. Especially first timers.


My plan to execute the rest of my trip safely:

Going to avoid girls apts if possible.
I’ve got a girl for Sunday for 24 hours of which 3-4 hours will be spent at a swing event. Staying at Hotel Lido. I’ve got 4 hours booked on Mondayat Hotel Lido with deposit girl. Will probably stick to daytime clinics action and maybe a night or two at Scandallo. Everyone, be safe and be careful. Especially first timers.


My plan to execute the rest of my trip safely:

Going to avoid girls apts if possible.
I’ve got a girl for Sunday for 24 hours of which 3-4 hours will be spent at a swing event. Staying at Hotel Lido. I’ve got 4 hours booked on Mondayat Hotel Lido with deposit girl. Will probably stick to daytime clinics action and maybe a night or two at Scandallo. Everyone, be safe and be careful. Especially first timers.


My plan to execute the rest of my trip safely:

Going to avoid girls apts if possible.
I’ve got a girl for Sunday for 24 hours of which 3-4 hours will be spent at a swing event. Staying at Hotel Lido. I’ve got 4 hours booked on Mondayat Hotel Lido with deposit girl. Will probably stick to daytime clinics action and maybe a night or two at Scandallo. Everyone, be safe and be careful. Especially first timers.

[The Cane]

As others say. Don't sweat it just go. But if you do want to learn a bit I strongly suggest Pimsleur as the best starting point. Because it's all audio it's really helpful because the way Brazilian Portuguese is written is completely different from how it sounds. If you see it first you are kinda fucked. Better to learn by ear and come back later to see how it's written. For those with some Porto under their belt (I took the 60 hrs of Pimsleur plus spent a lot of time with brasileiras) I do find Duolingo helpful at two things. Broadening vocabulary. Stuff like garfo, faca and colher. Don't need fork knife spoon to chat up a scandallo girl but comes in handy as you go there more. The other thing is they do have quite a few listening exercises and they talk very fast (but have a slow it down button). This is helpful for improving my listening skills.

I used Babbel and a few other sources for a year, but mostly Babbel. I already had good Spanish, and now I have decent conversational Portuguese about simple, everyday things. That's all I need. Besides the translator tools on my phone, which still come in quite handy when you get stuck!

[Steve 9696]

Well do you speak Thai? If not but you probably still got through your trip there okay. If you saw my reports on my recent trip you will see that I had a pretty good time and I can barely manage Porto. I spent a few months on Duolingo so I was able to speak a couple of useful travel phrases but as soon as girls and other locals started talking, I was lost. Duolingo is not so good at teaching us to listen to conversational languages compared to speaking or reading them. But Google Translate can to the rescue and aided the communication almost effortlessly and I didn't find any of my interactions with locals hampered even though there was a language barrier. I still ordered at restos and eateries okay, got help from transit staff when needed, got through tourist attractions (even though a surprisingly alarming number of staff who work in these areas don't speak English) and enjoyed my sessions with the girls of which only one throughout my entire trip spoke any English.

The only drawback with minimal Porto is that I wouldn't be able to enjoy an extended period if I were to invite a girl overnight and / or for a day to be like a vacation girlfriend as communication totally dependent on Google Translate would be kind of crappy for that long a time period. But it was never my intention to do any wifing up on my first trip to Brazil. Having said that, if I do return to Brazil with the intention of wifing anyone up for an extended period of time that I would have to get better at Porto just to have a better connection.

So as others already mentioned, for a first trip just go and see what Brazil is all about. It is still helpful to learn some elementary Porto phrases as it is anywhere in the world with even greetings as you know then locals will be more receptive.

As others say. Don't sweat it just go. But if you do want to learn a bit I strongly suggest Pimsleur as the best starting point. Because it's all audio it's really helpful because the way Brazilian Portuguese is written is completely different from how it sounds. If you see it first you are kinda fucked. Better to learn by ear and come back later to see how it's written.

For those with some Porto under their belt (I took the 60 hrs of Pimsleur plus spent a lot of time with brasileiras) I do find Duolingo helpful at two things. Broadening vocabulary. Stuff like garfo, faca and colher. Don't need fork knife spoon to chat up a scandallo girl but comes in handy as you go there more. The other thing is they do have quite a few listening exercises and they talk very fast (but have a slow it down button). This is helpful for improving my listening skills.

[Exoticspirit]

If I don't speak any Espanol or Porto is it worth the trip? I really want to see what South America is like after spending time in Europe, Canada and Thailand but will the language barrier be that big of a deal? Should I not bother with the trip?

Well do you speak Thai? If not but you probably still got through your trip there okay. If you saw my reports on my recent trip you will see that I had a pretty good time and I can barely manage Porto. I spent a few months on Duolingo so I was able to speak a couple of useful travel phrases but as soon as girls and other locals started talking, I was lost. Duolingo is not so good at teaching us to listen to conversational languages compared to speaking or reading them. But Google Translate can to the rescue and aided the communication almost effortlessly and I didn't find any of my interactions with locals hampered even though there was a language barrier. I still ordered at restos and eateries okay, got help from transit staff when needed, got through tourist attractions (even though a surprisingly alarming number of staff who work in these areas don't speak English) and enjoyed my sessions with the girls of which only one throughout my entire trip spoke any English.

The only drawback with minimal Porto is that I wouldn't be able to enjoy an extended period if I were to invite a girl overnight and / or for a day to be like a vacation girlfriend as communication totally dependent on Google Translate would be kind of crappy for that long a time period. But it was never my intention to do any wifing up on my first trip to Brazil. Having said that, if I do return to Brazil with the intention of wifing anyone up for an extended period of time that I would have to get better at Porto just to have a better connection.

So as others already mentioned, for a first trip just go and see what Brazil is all about. It is still helpful to learn some elementary Porto phrases as it is anywhere in the world with even greetings as you know then locals will be more receptive.

[WyattEarp]

If I don't speak any Espanol or Porto is it worth the trip? I really want to see what South America is like after spending time in Europe, Canada and Thailand but will the language barrier be that big of a deal? Should I not bother with the trip?

Don't over think it and just go. Many members who go to Brazil do not speak the language.

I speak a little chit-chat Portuguese. Nothing real deep. Yes, it helps with negotiating with the girls. More importantly, it will help you connect more with the girls and just the locals in general. Smile and ask the girl how she is doing. Ask her where she's from. Does she like to dance? You get the picture.

[Tochka]

Yes, it's worth a trip. I speak no Portuguese and a little Espanol, but ultimately some girls speak a little English and you use the translation apps anyway. If you have enough of a budget (less than you'd spend at a place like Globe, more than Thailand) then you have access to some great experiences in Brazil. I'll share more on my recent trip soon, but the short of it is that Sao Paulo is worth a trip if you have a decent budget and a little experience dealing with the girls to sort through the obvious scams. There's a limited number of those, but so long as you know what you're looking for and have a stable internet connection you'll be fine. P.S. - stay at an international hotel chain like the Renaissance, use Ubers, and all's fine.

Kkk yes absolutely worth it. Besides those young hot garotas are best incentive to learn porto quick kkk. I was referring to dudes trying to do scandy & guaguin "Scandallo Lite" on budget and not doing a session in house with garotas . if your on a budget. I shared my approach to doing boates on a budget and was asking about their success and How? Casarao, caster club are lower price

Paying full rate normal price no english needed. stay in International hotels, use uber, branded upscale resturants, upscale boates , clinicas , all tend to have bi-lingual speakers, the higher end nightclubs attract more english, spanish speaking garotas, well travelled in Europe, Dubai , Spain .Portugal. bonus you can bang your favorite brasilian Porno star in a clinica or love motel for reasonable rates

[NF4591]

If I don't speak any Espanol or Porto is it worth the trip? I really want to see what South America is like after spending time in Europe, Canada and Thailand but will the language barrier be that big of a deal? Should I not bother with the trip?

Yes, it's worth a trip. I speak no Portuguese and a little Espanol, but ultimately some girls speak a little English and you use the translation apps anyway. If you have enough of a budget (less than you'd spend at a place like Globe, more than Thailand) then you have access to some great experiences in Brazil. I'll share more on my recent trip soon, but the short of it is that Sao Paulo is worth a trip if you have a decent budget and a little experience dealing with the girls to sort through the obvious scams. There's a limited number of those, but so long as you know what you're looking for and have a stable internet connection you'll be fine. P.S. - stay at an international hotel chain like the Renaissance, use Ubers, and all's fine.

[GuyBrusg1957]

One question: do you speak fluent brasilian porto to keep the garotas entertained for great conversation with jokes, dancing, singing along to the local band, creating a party atmosphere with two or more garotas? Aint easy keeping the night shift of A+ hot garotas entertained kkk.

If I don't speak any Espanol or Porto is it worth the trip? I really want to see what South America is like after spending time in Europe, Canada and Thailand but will the language barrier be that big of a deal? Should I not bother with the trip?

[FlappyGilmore0]

Sunday: Went to A Figueira Rubaiyat, an upscale steakhouse, for lunch with a couple Brazilian friends. I highly recommend it as it has great atmosphere (huge tree in the middle) and amazing steaks. For evening Favorita #2 came over for 700r plus Ubers and stayed 2.5 hours. She's another 22 year old mother and beautician. A very light skinned mulatta with fantastic tits. The funny part was that she had gotten lip fillers on Friday and one was still a little raw so she asked for CBJ. Being a gentlemen I agreed, only asking that she deep throat as much as she could, which she did (LOL).

I LOL'd at this part. Listen, You may have swollen lips but much make sure you take it to the back of the throat please and thank you hahaha.

Too bad about the smelly poor performer. I wonder if the chics breezing through SP for a quick payday are more apt for this type of rip-off? Curious about the turnover at the clinicas and if they cater to seasonal workers or not. I would imagine that 2-3 complaints get them booted out the door.

Pretty sure I met up with an ISG'er and went to the same sushi buffet in the mall a few years ago. That place is solid! Nice review per usual.

[Chicago85]

One of the things that annoys me about some of these girls. They want top shelf pricing while not being on the top shelf. If you want to get paid like Scandello, get your bum ass to Scandello and put the fucking time in. Simple!!

....Did you pay for the stinky one or report it to management at the Clinica?

I paid her because I didn't want an incident, but did everything in calm and complete silence. Letting her know I was not happy. The whole time I was thinking, 'if she thought she was doing me a 'favor,' then she has another thing coming as 90% of her clientele is going to be older, fatter, uglier, and ruder than me. ' . Welcome to the brothel world.

I did write out a couple paragraphs to translate (so no confusion) and immediately went to the Abbobora management. It was the bitchy older woman with glasses, but she replied that she would talk with her. I also wrote her up on Gp-Guia.net (sp?

[Chicago85]

While walking away is exactly what I would have done too! One of the reasons we like a place like a Gauguin is because it's supposed to offer good quality at a lower price point. If her ass wants Scandallo prices, then she should go work it at Scandallo! I agree that 800 to 1,000 reals should get the job done at Gauguin or "Scandallo Lite". If she didn't want to accept that then fuck her (or not)! Let her ass go home with nothing then. Some of these chicks are so fucking greedy, shortsighted, and stupid! Good job to walk away. But just remember. Too much pride kills!

Oh, I agree that too much pride kills, but in this case I was getting progressively less interested in her anyway. Also, contrary to many, I've had more regrets in these situations WHEN I PAID, then when I've declined and not paid.

Yes the girls are greedy, shortsighted, etc. But I regularly remind myself that most of them are 19-25 years old and I was pretty damn dumb at that age! TBH some are impressive at business for having underdeveloped prefrontal cortexes.

[Exoticspirit]

While walking away is exactly what I would have done too! One of the reasons we like a place like a Gauguin is because it's supposed to offer good quality at a lower price point. If her ass wants Scandallo prices, then she should go work it at Scandallo! I agree that 800 to 1,000 reals should get the job done at Gauguin or "Scandallo Lite". If she didn't want to accept that then fuck her (or not)! Let her ass go home with nothing then. Some of these chicks are so fucking greedy, shortsighted, and stupid! Good job to walk away. But just remember. Too much pride kills!

This is one of the reasons why I like the clinicas since the prices are set so no haggling and the girls don't get in a bitchy mood potentially giving you lousy service if they feel they had to accept a low rate.

[Anaggie]

That evening I went to Gauguin with 3 ISGers. Had a good time and spent ~1.5 hours with two girls, eventually settling on one. We began negotiations and I began quicky losing my attraction for her. She stood up and walked away as if insulted when I offered 800r, later saying that she normally worked at Scandallo and was used to more. I then said I was aware of Scandallo prices and knew 800r was decent, but could do 1000r if she added a couple items. She insisted on 1200r and I called it, walking away. It was unfortunately a bit of a wasted night, but I had time (and pride)

One of the things that annoys me about some of these girls. They want top shelf pricing while not being on the top shelf. If you want to get paid like Scandello, get your bum ass to Scandello and put the fucking time in. Simple!!

Glad you stood your ground and didn't give in. Too many people would give in and she would continue her bullshit with others.

Great report BTW!!

Did you pay for the stinky one or report it to management at the CLínica?

[The Cane]

That evening I went to Gauguin with 3 ISGers. Had a good time and spent ~1.5 hours with two girls, eventually settling on one. We began negotiations and I began quicky losing my attraction for her. She stood up and walked away as if insulted when I offered 800r, later saying that she normally worked at Scandallo and was used to more. I then said I was aware of Scandallo prices and knew 800r was decent, but could do 1000r if she added a couple items. She insisted on 1200r and I called it, walking away. It was unfortunately a bit of a wasted night, but I had time (and pride).

While walking away is exactly what I would have done too! One of the reasons we like a place like a Gauguin is because it's supposed to offer good quality at a lower price point. If her ass wants Scandallo prices, then she should go work it at Scandallo! I agree that 800 to 1,000 reals should get the job done at Gauguin or "Scandallo Lite". If she didn't want to accept that then fuck her (or not)! Let her ass go home with nothing then. Some of these chicks are so fucking greedy, shortsighted, and stupid! Good job to walk away. But just remember. Too much pride kills!