Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[BHawk]

I believe Tara is high end Soapy massage parlor with club like facilities.

Prices start from 4800 THB to 34,400 THB for girls (according to online reviews and price cards).

I have since been to Tara and had fantastic albeit really expensive sessions with a very beautiful lady from the top shelf.

Anyway I'll go there again.

[AnalKnight]

Has anyone been there? On a different forum there are several positive reviews but none here. I am wondering if they are all fake. If anyone has any experience, please post it here.

Roze Nuru Massage is legit.

[Lumens]

I will add to the reports of covered blow jobs. I have seen previous reports and then responses to the reports that posited that the covered blowjobs were becoming a thing in BKK. I went to Princess for the first time this week and there was one girl that really stood out. We got to the room and she was frisky before we even removed the clothes for the shower. We eventually complete the shower and she licks the shaft and the rim of my head. I hear a condom packet being open while her tongue is licking around everywhere but the tip. Then very subtly I could feel that condom unfurling down my shaft as she started doing a ferocious DT. The girl had serious talent and endurance so I did not mind. We eventually got to the main event and I was very pleased. While this girl has serious skill that enabled me to overlook the covered BJ most do not. What sucks, no pun intended, Is that if you are at the point where you contest this you are no longer in the mood whether or not you switch the girl. I think the best thing is to ask when you are choosing. Not only do you get what you want upfront but you are letting others know that this is what gets you chosen.

[JackieMarlo]

From new to a standby, the Boss massage on Soi 20 is always a win for me. It's one of the rare places where the mama's recommendations are usually right on the money. She's never steered me wrong personally anyway. This time I got one with a really nice rack (name was Orange I think?) and she was a real "people pleaser. " Couldn't have asked for better service, and I realized while some of these places stay in business for so many years while others shut down. It's all about customer service. I paid 2200 Baht for the hour and left with both balls full drained thanks to the top heavy girl's top two holes.

[Kib123]

First time in Bangkok so going to provide enough details to allow other newbies to calibrate their expectations. This was a business trip so had limited time to hobby.

The first thing that did strike me was the prevalence of massage parlors everywhere, seems like there's more of them than actual people in Bangkok, jeez! Due to limited time, I decided to try the ones with mostly good reviews, the first being Suwon in Sukhumvit Soi 16. This spa, along with at least 8 others co-owned (including J-Spot and Chairman on Soi 33), appear to be largely targeting Korean tourists with their marketing scheme.

Suwon spa was impressive from the get go, in a decent neighborhood (not one of those spa rows) and with a nice facade. Respectfully dressed receptionists welcomes you to a comfortable and large lobby. First she explains the pricing and service options and have you pick. Prices are 3,500 - 4,000 for most options. Next she shows you available ladies on a tablet to choose from. I don't like this because pics rarely reflect reality. The lady-san (too young to be mamasan) also gave relevant descriptions (e. G. , siliconized vs natural, ages, boob size). She then recommended a couple, which I wisely ignored. Any seasoned monger knows house picks rarely pan out. My choice was a youthful one called Fanta, listed as 23 but told me she was 25. Banging body, small tits, ok face.

Then a 'handler' walks you to the back room and hands you a wristband with a locker number (and transponder?) on it. You create a passcode for the locker and put your clothes and valuables in it (similar to those German FKKs). You are given a pair of lounge shorts, which you must wear everywhere public, a towel and cold bottle of water. The handler walks you to the shower and explains the facilities which include hot and cold baths and a sauna, and lounge chairs for relaxing. The handler watches to make sure you take a shower (in those shorts) before leaving you to use the facilities as you please. They expect you to stay here for 15-20 min or longer if you wish, I assume. You let the handler know when you are ready and he walks you to the room. The room had 2 beds, a professional massage bed with the breathing hole and a regular shagging bed.

Fanta walked in within 2 min of me entering the room, she was definitely bangable and I was happy with my choice, very nice youthful body. We got into the shower and she washed me from neck to toe; this was ok, but not sensual. Felt more like a nurse cleaning a sick patient. I walked out of the shower without any wood. Things only went downhill from there. Lazy, zero attempt to be sensual, like she was trying to get jizz out of a machine. Shame, because her BBBJ / BLS was somewhat decent, but I couldn't keep a hard on with her weak style and demeanor. Only when the five minute warning buzzed did she make an attempt to be sensual and tried frantically to get me to jizz, but the mood was long ruined and it didn't work. I went home with a full tank. This part lasted 40 min (2 out of 10 service rating).

After the failed attempt at FS, Fanta washed me again and told me to wear my lounge shorts and wait in the room. About 2 min later, another lady walks in wearing massage uniform and asks me to lay down. She gave one of the best massages I have had in my life, highly skilled. This lasted a full hour.

At exit, the lady-san came to inquire how everything went, I appreciated this and gave her an honest feedback. She gave me a buy six get one free card which included the list of their sister spas I could visit. I later checked out Chairman and J-Spot, and Chairman had better lineup when I went.

I went back to Suwon partly to try a lady the house highly recommended, Ella. Nice natural tits, likely late 20's / early 30's, shapely full figure, ok face. Was much better than Fanta, but still pretty mediocre by international standards, highly mechanical (4 out of 10 service rating).

I also tried Daisy Dreams (Soi 33) that was positively mentioned here. This time I made the mistake of going with Mamasan's recommendation from the lineup. Chose the nuru package for 3,000. The worst service of the entire trip. No skill whatsoever, add to the fact that she was not a looker made it more of a torture. Complete waste of time and money. Service rating 1 out of 10.

I also tried a couple of 'freelancers' from fiwfan with 'stellar reviews'. Turned out to be your standard bait and switch scams, they wait until the very last minute to inform you something has come up, but they send you a pic of their 'friend' that is available. I didn't bite.

In all Bangkok reminds me a lot of Amsterdam, the lure of easy sex meant to empty the pockets of hapless tourists for very little in return. GFE in BKK seems to have an entirely different meaning. I respect those who have fun here, but I would never come here to monger, it just doesn't fit my style at all.

Happy mongering my friends!

[Hooky]

Wow, thanks for the detailed blow-by-blow.

I was in BKK last week and wanted to check a massage place before going to Pattaya, anticipating the fact I will probably have a harder time finding nice looking girls in Patts (I was wrong).

After the death of soi 24, we're left with fewer choices than before around Phrom Pong, so I reluctantly had to check the soi 33 again, as other sois had very weak lineups.

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[Paolo99]

I was in BKK last week and wanted to check a massage place before going to Pattaya, anticipating the fact I will probably have a harder time finding nice looking girls in Patts (I was wrong).

After the death of soi 24, we're left with fewer choices than before around Phrom Pong, so I reluctantly had to check the soi 33 again, as other sois had very weak lineups.

It seems soi 33 has become the center of the Oilies massages scene in Bkk nowadays, with much more shops than in the past, though most of them give a vibe of looking for easy Asian tourists and does not look to be getting much Westerners as customers. I always check the soi up to Hunny Bunny as it was the only shop I still had confidence in. Nowadays, I don't even enter any shop to check the lineup if I don't see at least one girl I'm interested in outside. Hunny Bunny had only two older ladies outside, some shops had some girls sitting outside but they all had a heavy hand on the make up to alter their faces and become more Asians acceptable. There's one shop I've been interested to check up during these last years in that soi because I often saw some good looking girls in front of, but never read any report about them, so I was a bit concerned about their service levels. The positive sign is sometimes, the mama was sitting outside and would say "welcome, have a look inside" when I was passing in front, which made me believe they are not only looking for Asian guys, but Westerners are also welcomed. That evening was really hot, so the girls were reluctant to stay outside, but after hesitating a lot about which place to visit, I walked again in front of the Angel 33 shop, and one girl was standing there, very pretty face, very nice smile with the inviting "welcome have a look inside". It was the first time I saw her, so I kept walking but eventually thought she might be a good option. I came back, she was still there, again her beautiful smile and her welcome made me finally get in the place. Instantly after I got in, two Japanese guys followed me in and sat on the side. But I had the priority to chose. A lineup of around 8 girls was formed, and some of them were slim, tall and looked interesting. The girl I was in for had a pretty face, very beautiful smile, but I could see she is bigger than most others even though her clothes do not reveal much of her body. She kept smiling so I just thought it wouldn't be a good move to finally change my mind and take another girl.

Right after I chose her, the two Japanese guys left in a hurry, as if they were also interested in that girl only, the way they left looked really weird. There are many options to chose from, but I just hesitated on the length of the session, 60 minutes for 2300 baht (reasonable price) or 3000 baht for 90 minutes. I finally chose the 90 minutes option just to be sure I won't be pressured by the time in case I'm having a good session. We go in the back of the room, she takes my shoes, gives me the slippers while she prepares her bracket. Once she is ready we go upstairs, many stairs indeed and enter one clean and basic room equipped with shower. The good thing is once we were in, the girl didn't leave me there alone for ten minutes as they do a lot in some other places, to go and prepare their stuff. Right after entering the room we got straight in DFK for 5 good minutes, she likes that and is a good kisser, unlike many Thai girls. We talk a bit, she's got good English, she says she's been working there for many months already. "How come I never saw you before then? Jasmine popular na (I've changed her real name), I have many customer na. Really? Why do you have many customer, you're good service la? I like my customers to be happy. So I've been lucky to catch you up? Yeah, I think so". We undress, and I'm a bit disappointed by her body, she's got a big see-scar, her belly comes out a bit, the boobs are a bit small but looking ok, the ass goes wider than most Thai girls, but is a bit on the flat size on the backside and ultimately, the pussy is fully and properly shaved. But after fingering her a bit I could smell some odor on my fingers and I didn't like that much. We go in the shower and she take some long seconds rubbing my asshole with her fingers with plenty of soap. Every times I've received such a treatment in the shower, the girls were up to giving some tonguing on my ass so I was happy by her move, it was a long time I didn't met a proper ass-licker. As she was rubbing my asshole I did the same with her and told her to properly wash her ass and pussy too. She was interested to know what I was about to do, "you don't need to know". Back to the bed, some long DFK again, but she's got that position that must be not really comfy for her, a kind of extended doggy, and I didn't want her to get bored about it so I went behind her, got her in a proper doggy, gave her a long licking on her ass and pussy. Once I started getting aroused I came up to her face, she took it straight in her mouth with some great DT action, all the while watching me in the eyes from time to time. "what are you watching? I want to know if you like it". She got me quickly aroused over the top, she really knows how to suck a dick, so I had to put it out of her mouth and made her lick my balls instead. I positioned myself a way she could have better access to my balls but she was in a bit of a tricky position, and went a bit further down until she gave me a quick tongue on my ass, lied down and laughed. I got her on her back, just straight sat on her face, put my ass right in front of her mouth while she could see my back, and I could have access to her pussy. I pulled her face in my ass and she started to give me the best kind of ass-licking. Not like some girls who only use the tip of their tongue, that girl uses the whole length of her tongue and she does not resist when I pull her head over. The licking was alternated with her tongue deep in my ass for a long time. After some long licking, she would need to take her breath again, or was simply getting tired so I would just bend over, like on a reversed 69, with the male on top, and would lick her pussy, pull her legs up, lick her all over again, finger her, gently slap her thighs while she was moaning. Once I was getting tired also, I would just go back to the sitting position and pull her head again deep in my ass, or would make the moves while I'm rubbing my ass on her face with her tongue sticked out instead. I watched the time and was curious to know for how long she would take that treatment. 30 minutes, no kidding, and she did not even quit. I was sitting on her face with her tongue deep in my ass for such a long time, even in the pre-covid days in Snow White, I never had a girl lick my ass for more than 15 minutes, and they were barely licking the outside too. That girl had her tongue deep in my ass for so long that she popped my hemorrhoid out LOL. After 30 minutes of that, with the initial shower and DFK, I didn't have much time left, maybe around 40 minutes only. So I got on her side, started to DFK her again, while she smiled and said "wow it was so long, you like that so much?" I've found that many girls don't know how much we like to feel their tongue rubbing our assholes. So much ass-licking got my dick go soft and she expressed her desire to get fucked right now, so we went for some slow motion BBBJ but that girl sucks real good and almost made me pop out even before my dick got hard again. I had my dick to get out of her mouth ASAP, but her mouth was following me LOL. Finally I got myself hard again at a slower pace by masturbating myself while DFKing her, she was lying on the bed, so I went and put my dick over her pussy, gently lubed her pussy, caped on and entered her like that. I think she did some fake Japanese style moaning at first, but she quickly stopped it and I could just hear the sound of her breath instead. I was a bit concerned her pussy might be a bit lose, but it was not the case, she still got a good feeling pussy even after being fucked 7 or 8 times a day for months (her own words). She still got the ability to squeeze her pussy too, and does it at the right time on multiple occasions. I just fucked her like that until the end of the session, as the feeling was great, and I didn't really want to put her in another position. Then quick shower, no pressure to get down quickly, we hugged each other and waved good bye.

The best massage girl I've met for many years, and very good first experience for Angel 33, I'll surely check the place again, with another girl if Jasmine in not available, or another girl.

[PgReal]

Thanks for the review. Is this a new shop? I have not read any reviews or heard about them.

No, maybe a year old, not totally sure. It's actually on Ratchadaphisek Road off Sukhumvit and I think that's one of the reasons it isn't heard of as much, also they promote themselves as offering "Kasai" massage, you know the way others promote themselves as "tantric" or similar to distinguish themselves from the usual FS shop.

Also googling them is challenging, there are a couple of "sense" spa's and also restaurants who clearly have nothing to do with them. One of the "senses" spas has male only masseurs' if you catch my drift!

So if you put in sensesbangkok.com you'll get a totally different place to sensebangkok.com

[TempStories]

Thanks for the review. Is this a new shop? I have not read any reviews or heard about them.

After hearing some good things I decided to try out this place called The Sense. It's a nicer looking nuru type of place, really clean and cool inside, plus the girls were pretty so I was surprised to get a PSE level of service. I highly recommend talking to the manager because they steered me right.

There was a girl who looked super hot but they informed me she's more GFE style, so I was recommended to try Gina. Holy smokes she was a total sex machine! It was incredible.

She started smiling at me and grabbed me by the hand and in the room it was like she had something to prove. Straight into the blowjob with lots of throating and ball play, licking my sack and under my nuts, and she even popped my balls in her mouth at one point.

Showering was sexy with lots of kissing and if my guy started to go soft she would say "no no" and get it back up again with her hands and mouth. Once I was clean she was straight into rimming with lots of reach out, and swapping back and forth between my dick head, nuts and ass, it was like being in a western porno.

IDK where this woman learned all of this stuff, but honestly it was one of the most hardcore sessions I've had in Bangkok. She looks damn good to be doing all this stuff too, so she must really be horny or just that willing to please..

[JackieMarlo]

Analisa is known to give a sh*t service so that's not a surprise.

I'm surprised about an upcharge of 500 baht for a BBBJ at Pretty massage though. Not that the place would be considered a good service place, they have been very inconsistent in that regard, but a 500 baht penalty just for a BBBJ is unheard of. Who exactly told you that? Is it the woman at the desk, or a girl in the room? If so, what was her name?

I probably sessioned around 20 girls through out these past years in that shop, and never had any girl trying to put a cap on for the BJ. If it's a new policy, that would be a big downturn, really.

Have to agree here. At Analisa my only experience was with two nasty old bitches who were fake and gave terrible service.

Surprised at Pretty though. I have had nothing but good times there. It's not a PSE shop by any means but they do have some really good lookers like Beer and Bovie and none of them ever had any trouble putting my meat in their mouth bare whatsoever.

In fact I accidentally busted one off in Bovie's mouth because I was just too worked up and she just laughed about it in that cute little Thai girl way. She gave me a playful swat on the leg and spit out the wad, but then she was right back to work after she asked "you have power?

I would be totally shocked if they mentioned a condom for oral there. So now I am just as curious: who exactly told you that?

[JackieMarlo]

After hearing some good things I decided to try out this place called The Sense. It's a nicer looking nuru type of place, really clean and cool inside, plus the girls were pretty so I was surprised to get a PSE level of service. I highly recommend talking to the manager because they steered me right.

There was a girl who looked super hot but they informed me she's more GFE style, so I was recommended to try Gina. Holy smokes she was a total sex machine! It was incredible.

She started smiling at me and grabbed me by the hand and in the room it was like she had something to prove. Straight into the blowjob with lots of throating and ball play, licking my sack and under my nuts, and she even popped my balls in her mouth at one point.

Showering was sexy with lots of kissing and if my guy started to go soft she would say "no no" and get it back up again with her hands and mouth. Once I was clean she was straight into rimming with lots of reach out, and swapping back and forth between my dick head, nuts and ass, it was like being in a western porno.

IDK where this woman learned all of this stuff, but honestly it was one of the most hardcore sessions I've had in Bangkok. She looks damn good to be doing all this stuff too, so she must really be horny or just that willing to please.

Gina was real into french kissing too! No head turning or anything she put her tongue right in my mouth and she swapped a ton of spit. After I left I started thinking about all the balls and ass she licked, but hey why dwell on it? It was such a great "massage".

I couldn't last long inside of her so I kept pulling out to pause, finally she took off the plastic and just told me to blast it on her face. She even coaxed me and talked dirty when I unloaded, it was crazy.

Totally different from most of my experiences where they turn their head, refuse kisses, and act like my jizz is battery acid.

I ended up tipping which I never ever do, but I don't regret a damn thing. For 90 minutes it was 7500 then I tipped her 1500 more and she was really grateful so I don't think she was expecting that at all.

On the way out they ask me "how was it?" with a big smile. So they definitely knew how good she was.

[FernandoAlonso]

Will add the report shortly, quick question has anyone on their Line Access to the Lineup from one and 2 months ago? Please DM, just checking something for a friend.

Fa.

[FernandoAlonso]

I went around noon on a weekday, didn't see anyone worth it so came back later at night. I love that little Soi and those girls are so much fun. I found Mango's pricing confusing but I finally just asked the mamasan: 90 minutes, 2 shots? She pointed at something on the menu card. Yes, that one I guess. 6 girls lined up and I just asked for big boobs. Mamasan, who was sitting next to me, ruled out three of the girls and then said these two silicone and the last one natural. Coconut was hiding her coconuts! I chose her, we started walking up stairs, me drinking water that she just gave me, and we couldn't find a room. Went to the next floor up and she asked if this room was ok. Not sure why and maybe I had paid for a bigger room? The room I ended up in was small but fine.

As we were walking up, Coconut's body and outfit just had me going and I couldn't wait for her to start her process so I took charge. I told her that I want to fuck right away; I don't want a shower, I don't want her stripping completely, keep most of your sexy outfit on, I am just going to move your underwear to the side and fuck you. She was confused, reiterated what she thought I had asked, I nodded, started removing her boobs out of her top and yes, it was such a good fuck.

Her massive tits were jiggling and popping out of her shirt. Good fun. Showered, came back for a massage and then went for a second round. I liked Coconut, she was young, her boobs were beautifully massive, beautifully heavy and I tried playing every minute with those beautiful boobs. Solid, not squishy but still felt squishy and heavy. I had a lovely time. She works part-time and if I was to rebook her, She said just ask for her through LINE. I forget the amount but I think it was 3,000 Bhat.

Pricing is on their Line, happy to post it here if wanted. 60 minutes is 2200 one shot, 90 with 2 shots should be 3200. They try upsell you the Jacuzzi but first ask if they finally figured out how to get hot water.

[TempStories]

Has anyone been there? On a different forum there are several positive reviews but none here. I am wondering if they are all fake. If anyone has any experience, please post it here.

[Paolo99]

I stepped in to Pretty Massage and Analisa. When the topic of blowjob came up, they both said it was with condom or 500 extra bhat for no condom. I find that annoying. Just have one price as this upselling nonsense just leads to disappointment.

Thanks for your recent reports on numerous threads.

Analisa is known to give a sh*t service so that's not a surprise.

I'm surprised about an upcharge of 500 baht for a BBBJ at Pretty massage though. Not that the place would be considered a good service place, they have been very inconsistent in that regard, but a 500 baht penalty just for a BBBJ is unheard of. Who exactly told you that? Is it the woman at the desk, or a girl in the room? If so, what was her name?

I probably sessioned around 20 girls through out these past years in that shop, and never had any girl trying to put a cap on for the BJ. If it's a new policy, that would be a big downturn, really.