Lisbon

[Grafspee]

I was just watching footsie and in the match with Argentina, which for me has some of the best women on the planet, the Cape Verde ladies stole their thunder, I was looking up flights right away hahah. But it looks like there's not much of a scene there with local girls and seems likely the best og them will be in Lisbon, right? Or I am wrong?

[RobotoVoice]

Considering the influx of new visitors to this forum, I also wanted to take this opportunity and highlight my favorite courtesans currently operating in Lisbon:

Patricia Navarro. My personal MVP. I've been fucking Patricia since 2023. I lost count some time ago but I must have had almost 20 sessions with her! She's an absolute skank in the best way possible! OWO, CIM, rim jobs and an insatiable appetite for sex! No anal though. Rates: 150 for 1 h and 80 for 30 m. I've also had a few threesome with her. For those who are interested, just ask her if she has partner that is available to join.

Patricia's profile: https://portalprivado.com/acompanhan...tricia-navarro

Amanda Marques. She definitely has the best body, even if most of it is due to plastic surgery. A reliable fuck, although not as openly energetic as Patricia. OWO and CIM. She usually visits Lisbon every summer, so if you're interested, best to book her before the end of August. I have yet to get together with her, but according to a recent review on the local board, her rates are the same as Patricia's. 150 for 1 h and 80 for 30 m.

Amanda's profile: https://portalprivado.com/acompanhan...amanda-marques

Nita Santos. Best bang for your buck! Angolan MILF with a good body considering her age!

30 minutes - 60 Euros (CIM but Anal not included).

45 minutes - 80 euros (CIM and Anal included).

1 hour - 100 Euros (CIM and Anal included).

Nita's profile: https://www.apartadox.com/acompanhan...ta-santos-4136

[RobotoVoice]

After a several positive reviews on the local board, I decided to try my luck with Bia. Apparently, she was based out of Porto and moved to Lisbon recently.

ApartadoX profile: https://www.apartadox.com/acompanhan...-monteiro-6414.

I reached out to her via WhatsApp and she provided the following rates:

30 minutes - 80 Euros.

1 hour - 150 Euros.

OWO and CIM are included in both packages. One reviewer even wrote that she also does rim jobs but I did not test this out myself. I settled for a 30 minute session.

Happy to say that Bia lived up to expectations! She has a great body with natural tits (I mean, they felt natural to me), which I enjoyed fondling! Face fuck, cowgirl, missionary and then doggystyle. Came in her mouth. I ended the session with a simple but nice massage.

A huge positive is that Bia has an entire apartment to herself! It was nice to move around casually and not be concerned about bumping into other courtesans or customers.

I must also commend Bia for actually honoring the allotted time. 30 minutes are 30 minutes! Once my time was up, she recommended that I take a shower and then even gave me a quick tour of her apartment. She never rushed me and remained polite and friendly throughout the entire encounter. I must have stayed several minutes overtime! Even my favorite courtesans usually ask me to start wrapping up or take a shower with 5 minutes left to go.

Bia gets a wholeheartedly recommendation from me!

[MrJoker123]

Let me say a thank you to "TheCane" for is review post below.

After reading TheCane review of Mel at Dakini Spa I had to stop in to see her so I pinged them to make an appointment but was told she was out on holiday. So, I decide to go with Eva, she looked a little different from her photos but in a great way and she has a wonderful ass. I will spare all the detail, but she gave a great body to body massage with plenty of mutual touching until it was time for the Happy Ending. 1 thing I will say is I think they charge different price per customer since I paid 140 euros for the hour.

[Robtrus8]

Thanks for the great report, The Cane.

I just want to point something out with respect to Clara Mendes.

There has been a concerted effort on the local Lisbon board to damage Escort Privada. The locals do not like the increase in rates to 200 euros.

Clara has several excellent reviews on the big American review board that I find more credible than her negative reviews on the local Portugal forum.

Escort Privada seems to be very careful to avoid certain activities that might violate the law. I don't believe they are set up to take deposits, so I don't think that report you mentioned was the truth.

What is the American board and local Lisbon board?

[Sabor]

I took a trip to Lisbon last year and did have a good time however I am a street walker monger and spent some time in the Madrid scene. Several tracks over there but none to be found at Lisbon. Even hired a cab just to get information but all I got was a sermon from the cabbie and even wanted to pray for me at the end of the trip. Anyone know where I missed?

[Howie]

Escorts

Next comes Carolina Pires, and this one was a real disappointment for me! I mean, just look at this girl's face! Just beautiful! Which monger wouldn't want to sperm all over her face? Get it all over her cute little nose! I got excited by her profile and contacted her by WhatsApp. She said she was willing to do outcall for 450 euros, everything included except no anal. Considering the scope of services she was willing to provide, it was a better deal than what Natalie had proposed at the Black Tie. But wait a minute! I forgot to check for any available reviews. Looked here on ISG, and sure enough I found one, and my heart sank. The monger who wrote the review noted that Carolina's photos hide ugly stretch marks around her little titties and on areas of her body indicating baby damage. He said the ugly stretch marks were quite noticeable, and that Carolina herself was quite self-conscious about them. It didn't stop said monger from coating her face in sticky seed, and he even said he would repeat. But I knew it wouldn't work for The Cane. Once a long time ago, I hooked up with an American tute who had severe stretch marks from serious baby damage, and it was a total turnoff for me. Scratch no. 3!

https://www.apartadox.com/en/luxury-...ina-pires-8000

Hey Cane, nice write up.

Coincidently, I was considering Carolina Pires earlier today but decided not to pull the trigger. Good call I guess based on your report above.

Howie.

[Howie]

Massage

At Genuine Tantric I chose Clara (optics 7+ out of 10), a blonde, Brazilian branca from Parana State, to give me a tantric massage, and boy did she know what she was doing! The price was 150 euros for an hour (I paid with a credit card), and the session included lots of body-to-body action. I had not really been a fan of body-to-body massage before, but once Clara got started, I realized that was because I had never received one from anybody who was really good at it until Clara got on me! She was totally naked, and I could feel lots of tits, pussy, and ass sliding all over my body LOL!

Similar vibe until I discovered the massage places in Prague from a couple of years ago. A fan now, especially if the girls are really hot. Was in Prague recently and tried out Nely from Candy Shop. Amazing petite spinner from Ukraine.

https://candyshop-massage.cz/en/masseuse/nely-en/

Tried to book Amy from Angels Massage but she was fully booked up on the days I was there. No surprise. Look at those huge tits and hairy minge of hers!! Imagine rubbing your cock between those bazookas!!

https://angelsmasaze.cz/maserka-amy-...-masaze-praha/

Howie.

[Howie]

There are not incall places you can just walk into and pick a lady.

The independents have incall places that they share. You book an appointment in advance and go to the incall place that she gives you the address for.

It might just be you and her, or it might be a large enough apartment where there could be another lady there with her customer (or waiting for her customer).

Hey Mongerer88, thanks for the advice.

Went ahead and tried to book some time with this hot pocket rocket Camila Diniz from Apartado X today.

https://www.apartadox.com/en/luxury-...ila-diniz-5924

But unfortunately we couldn't agree on an earlier time slot to visit as she was extremely busy. Started contacting her at 11 am on Whatsapp (in Portuguese) for a 1.30 pm appointment but earliest slot available at that time was 3.30 pm. As I had a 5 pm flight to catch, there was no way that I was going to make my flight if I wanted to fuck that pussy of hers. I'm so bummed that I missed out on tasting that ass of hers which is so enticing and those tits of hers needed to be sucked on. Pity she doesn't show her face on her profile.

I hope that maybe someone has already tried her or are on the ground right now and willing to try her out and report back on whether she is good or not as I have her on my to do list the next time I'm passing through Lisbon (hopefully in the late Summer season).

Howie.

[Mongerer88]

Thanks for the great report, The Cane.

I just want to point something out with respect to Clara Mendes.

There has been a concerted effort on the local Lisbon board to damage Escort Privada. The locals do not like the increase in rates to 200 euros.

Clara has several excellent reviews on the big American review board that I find more credible than her negative reviews on the local Portugal forum.

Escort Privada seems to be very careful to avoid certain activities that might violate the law. I don't believe they are set up to take deposits, so I don't think that report you mentioned was the truth.

[The Cane]

Man! Man if! If just one more person tells me they're going to Portugal! Got to go to Portugal, got to go to Portugal! Why in the hell does everybody have to go to Portugal? Well, finally I decided to go and see for myself. I spent two weeks over there, and I came away from it knowing exactly why everybody has to go to Portugal. It's a charming little country with a fascinating history. It's great for general tourism with friendly people, mostly good weather, and delicious food and drink. And the nightlife in the Chiado and Barrio Alto neighborhoods was energized by locals and tourists alike. That said, I have to say that I did not go over there with mongering as my primary purpose for traveling. I already knew from extensive research, both here and elsewhere, that Portugal was not likely to be the kind of place to fully appeal to my prurient interests. Therefore, that aspect of the trip was secondary at most. When it comes to the sex angle, I pursued three different avenues of pleasure: erotic massage spas; strip clubs; and online escort services. Following is my recount of what happened with respect to each course of action I followed.

Massage

Prior to my departure, I jumped online and looked for what was available in Lisbon in terms of massage parlors and spas. And to be honest, I was more interested in the possibility of getting great massages at a good price versus hoping to find and home in on "extras". After searching and reading reviews, I settled on three establishments: Genuine Tantric Chiado; La Maison (close to the now defunct Elefante Branco); and Dakini Spa (close to the now defunct Hipopotamo Club). What I found is that all of these places worked essentially the same way. You go to their website, peruse the profiles of the different girls available, then contact the business by WhatsApp to request an appointment with your girl of choice. They will advise if the girl is available when you want to visit, and if so, then confirm the appointment. If not, then you can pick another day / time and / or girl. On the date and time of your appointment, simply show up and you will be welcomed in. You state what kind of massage you want, pay the fee upfront, then you are ushered into a clean, dimly lit room where you disrobe, take a shower, and wait for your masseuse who shows up maybe 10 minutes later. And be forewarned that full-service sex is not on the menu!

At Genuine Tantric I chose Clara (optics 7+ out of 10), a blonde, Brazilian branca from Parana State, to give me a tantric massage, and boy did she know what she was doing! The price was 150 euros for an hour (I paid with a credit card), and the session included lots of body-to-body action. I had not really been a fan of body-to-body massage before, but once Clara got started, I realized that was because I had never received one from anybody who was really good at it until Clara got on me! She was totally naked, and I could feel lots of tits, pussy, and ass sliding all over my body LOL! And she had good strength in her hands too as she gave my muscles a much needed good going over. Finally came the "erotic" part. Clara began to gently massage my cock and balls, steadily building up her grip and the rhythm until I was fully erect. She kept up enough pressure at the base of the shaft to prevent me from cumming too soon, before finally easing up, and I exploded in her little blonde, branca hand! All in all, I would say the session lasted for 45 minutes, leaving me 15 minutes to shower, get dressed, knock on the door to let them know I was ready to go, and then bid the staff farewell with a smile on my face!

My second erotic massage was at La Maison, where I had chosen a little Brazilian branca hottie from Curitiba going by Bella (optics 8 out of 10). Now, it was everything I could do to not pop a boner as soon as Bella walked into the room wearing a skimpy little bikini! I was thinking, "Now if I saw this piece of ass at a Brazilian terma, I would definitely choose her to go fuck! And Tochka would too LOL"! For this particular session, I chose a therapeutic massage just to try something different, and the price was 190 euros (no credit cards cash only). I learned that whether you call it "tantric" or "therapeutic" or whatever it doesn't matter because you still end up getting wanked off by a pretty Brasiliera in the end LOL! Bella wasn't totally naked (titties out only if I recall correctly), there wasn't nearly as much body-to-body sliding, and she wasn't as good as Clara was with her hands, but she was good enough to jerk me off! I exploded in her little branca hand too! This session went pretty much the full hour, with the same routine afterwards. Shower, get dressed, knock on the door, quietly leave smiling. My third and final massage session was another tantric massage at Dakini Spa with "Mel" (optics 7 out of 10). Mel was yet another Brasiliera, and appeared to be a little older than the other two girls but was still very attractive with a banging body and a fun personality!

I mean, Mel stepped into the room already totally naked with her big nipples fully erect LOL! I had wrapped a towel around my waist after showering, and she ripped it off and started fondling my dick! Next, Mel turned around and backed "that thang up", burying my boner deep in between her butt cheeks right into the crack so I could do some "encoxada". Do you know this Brazilian slang word "encoxada"? It means pressing or rubbing one's pelvic area or body against another person's butt or thighs. This is what Mel encouraged me to do as she placed my naked dick inside of her naked ass crack while taking my hands and urging me to fondle her tits and aroused nipples too. And we were just getting started! Soon Mel got down to the business of delivering a sexy body-to-body massage. And she did something I have never experienced before. I was on my back and she was on me missionary-style. She kept moving up higher and higher until she was able to get my dick in between her feet, which she then used to massage me to full attention! WOW that felt great! Never had that before. And then of course at the end came the obligatory "happy ending" hand job. All of this for 120 euros for the hour, the cheapest of all the sessions. Which proves again that you don't get more or the best just because you paid more. But hey look, if getting "yanked off" by pretty Brazilian women is your thing, then Lisbon, Portugal is the place for you my friends! Ha!

https://www.genuine-tantric.com/en/m...masseurs/clara

https://en.massagememlisboa.pt/terapeutas/bella/

https://dakinispa.pt/terapeutas/mel/

Strip Clubs

Those of you who have followed my trip reports over the years know that mongering in a nightclub setting is really my thing. The "night league" as I like to call it. For years I read about Elefante Branco and the Hipopotamo Club in Lisbon. They seemed to fit the bill for me in terms of the kind of mongering environment I like the most. But wouldn't you know that once I finally decided to go to Portugal both clubs had already shut down! So, now what to do? Well, my research showed that strip clubs are a thing in Portugal. They aren't my thing, and I couldn't tell you the last time I had been to one before this last trip to Europe, but dang it I needed something sex-related to do at night! So, I decided to go check out at least one strip club Portuguese-style to see what it was like, and was determined not to get fleeced for a whole lot of money in the process either LOL! I found out about a bunch of different strip clubs just looking online, and narrowed it down to the Black Tie Club, which seemed to be the nicest one to me. So, I Uber to the place on a Friday night around 9:30 pm, and the doorman tells me I'm at the wrong entrance and need to walk around to the other side. OK, no problem.

So next, I walk around there and what I see is a sign for the Body Club! What the? Did the guy just try to get rid of me or what? I had read about the Body Club online, but it was the Black Tie Club that interested me most. The Body Club doorman explained that the two clubs were connected, and that admission to one gained you access to both. Oh, I see. The cost of admission was 35 euros, and that got me one drink. The guy said that since I was the first customer of the night, he was going to give me two tickets for two drinks. Cool! Got in there and took a seat and ordered a drink. It was a decent looking place with a typical strip club kind of feel and ambiance. Not too many girls had arrived at that hour, but a blonde named "Irina" from Lviv, Ukraine approached me. Although nice, she was not very attractive at all. I talked to her just long enough to learn how things worked though. She said that the Body Club side was the strip club, and that the Black Tie side was more like a lounge and disco with clothed girls walking around available for "takeout". Now that got my Spidey senses tingling! There was no pressure to buy lady drinks, with the cheapest one being 40 euros. Table dances, private dances, and lesbo shows were also available for purchase. I didn't take note of all the prices because I knew I wasn't going there.

I mean, I wasn't interested in blowing money on all that stuff. I'm a monger. I pay to fuck! I settled in and nursed my first drink. Within an hour, more people started to stream in. Both strippers and customers. The older veterans like me were happy to sit there and nurse our drinks, keeping our eyes open and our powder dry. It was the young Turks coming in all loud and blowing their money on excessive drinking and useless "dances". I thought how a long time ago that used to be me hahaha! Regarding the strippers, the extent of the "empire" was well represented. There were girls from Portugal, Cape Verde, Angola, Brazil. That one there looks like she has a little bit of Asian in her face. Macau? Don't look too hard because then she will think you're interested LOL! I must have hung around in the Body Shop for at least a couple of hours having my two drinks and ogling strippers on stage before wandering over to the other side and the Black Tie Club. The girls who work that club are free to go on the stroll at the Body Shop too, and I had laid eyes on a handful who looked good. So, let's go check it out!

Got over there and got seated and ordered a drink, and I immediately liked the place! Yes, now this is more my style! How I like it! I could see the entrance where I had first showed up, and people were coming in that way, so it must open up later in the evening to allow people into the club from that door. It wasn't long after I got comfortable that a really attractive young lady walked up and started a conversation. I don't recall her name, but she was a "branca Portuguesa" with ivory white skin, a really pretty face with jet black hair that was pulled back, and deep blue eyes. She asked if she could sit, and I agreed. The girl told me that she was native Portuguese and doing some modeling, and was due to go for a shoot for a potential new deal soon. I could see that she had some tattoos along her left arm, and to me that simply ruined her "canvas" some. Eventually the girl asked me if I would buy her a drink. I had not bought a drink for anybody yet that night, and she sure was pretty, but I chose to pass. Her lips looked just a little too "ducky" for me, so had to let her go. But now as I sit here and write this, I kind of regret it some. I mean, I am quite the "flag capturer". I've never been with a Portuguese girl before, and she could have been the first. I should have tried to fuck that snow white "colonial pussy" from the old country and not just her distant cousins in Brazil. Oh well! With no drink offer, the pretty Portuguesa was on her way to look for another client.

Speaking of Brazil, it wasn't long after that when a most beautiful vision appeared before my eyes. Her name was Natalie, from just outside of Sao Paulo, Brazil she said, and she looked just like she stepped right off the cover of Vogue Magazine! I mean this girl was just drop dead gorgeous! One of the most beautiful women I have seen anywhere at any time in any setting. I couldn't tell if she was a branca with a tan or a morena clara, but it didn't matter. The hair was blonde with some dark streaks in it. The extremely attractive face lightly tanned with perfect skin, brows, and lashes. I couldn't quite make out the color of her eyes. Her makeup impeccably placed, and her smile gleaming with perfect white teeth! Nice tits showing just the right amount of cleavage and a decent butt. I mean just damn! Natalie asked me why I was sitting alone, and I wasted no time asking her to join me. I bought her a 50 euros lady drink as we began to get to know each other better. Natalie told me that she mostly worked in France, but was trying Portugal out for a couple of months. She said that she hadn't taken to Portugal too well because she found the Portuguese to be a bit gruff. Besides hooking, Natalie said that she also worked as an esthetician. I thought that she is definitely someone other girls ought to hire then given how well put together she presents herself. Man! There was no question that I was interested in pulling Natalie out of the Black Tie Club. It was just going to be a matter of whether we could find common ground and seal a deal. I had no time for bullshit, so I went right to asking what she was looking for to leave the club. I had no frame of reference to work with having no experience mongering in Portugal, and with information regarding these types of clubs being scant within these threads. With Natalie's answer, I knew it was never going to happen my brothers.

Natalie said her asking price was 500 euros! What? Really? I know it has to cost a lot of money for her to maintain her look and style, but at that point I was thinking on it like Mr. E does. What the fuck all does that have to do with me? LOLOLOL! Rather than immediately make a counteroffer, I decided to see if it was even worth it to go there. I mean, what's on the menu? And how much time are we talking? Natalie said that she could stay for up to an hour and a half. Strike one! I told her that I required a BBBJ. Her response was that everything would need to be covered because she went with a lot of guys. Strike two! After thinking about it, she said that she could make an exception for me, but that it would cost more money. Like 200 euros more money, or 700 euros for the session! Strike three, you're out! No, I'm not even going to waste my time making a counteroffer. This really pretty tute is off her rocker! Instead, I faked having a heart attack at the table hahaha! Natalie said that I could afford it, and that it would be worth it. I replied that they all say it will be worth it, and agreed yes I could pay that if I wanted to, but that I didn't want to!

I mean, I wasn't about to pay a "simp tariff" just to fuck a really pretty girl. There are other really pretty girls! If anyone knows there are other fish in the sea, then it's the seafaring people of Portugal who do LOL! Just to drive one more nail in the coffin, I told Natalie I liked anal just to get her reaction. She said that she had tried anal before but couldn't do it. So, let me get this straight. This super-hot hoor wanted to charge me 700 euros for one and a half hours (maybe) of sex that included a BBBJ but no CIM, no CIF, no anal, and no telling what else she wouldn't do. We're talking like $800+ dollars for short time "vanilla sex"! GTFOH girlie! Well, I kept it all very friendly and civil. I said hey, sometimes things just don't work out, and you can't come to an agreement. Everyone has their own wants and needs and likes and dislikes. I never try to force anybody to do things they don't want to do when it comes to sex. Sometimes it just doesn't work out, but that didn't change the fact of how beautiful she was and how good she smelled too hehehe. I told Natalie these things. I would say that we had to be chatting and going back and forth at least for 45 minutes to an hour before Natalie went along on her way after I gave her a peck on the cheek, as I declined to pay her price for her expensive piece of beautiful Brazilian ass. Didn't even make a counteroffer! I saw another guy leaving with a cute little shorty in sexy short shorts and wondered how much he agreed to pay for that tail.

https://www.bodyclub.pt/?lang=en

https://blacktie.pt/

Escorts

Now, in Portugal online escorts are the main event. It's probably my least desirable way to monger, right ahead of messing with street tutes, but I figured I had to try it in Lisbon. I mean, when in Rome (Lisbon) do as the Romans (Portuguese) do right? There are a lot of different sites featuring escorts for hire. But the more you look at them, the more you realize that there aren't as many girls to choose from as you might first think since a lot of the same girls show up on different sites. As I started my search, all of the reasons why I hate going the online escort route began to manifest themselves physically within the depths of my soul. For most of the girls you can't see their faces, and for me this is a serious problem because the face is critically important to me. If I don't like a girl's face, then none of the rest of it matters. That's just the way I am. If I can't get past that face, then I won't be getting to them there hind parts LOL! And then there's the question of whether the pics are even real? If they are real, then are they current? How do you know if you will have any sexual chemistry with the girl? You don't! What if her performance sucks, or her place is filthy, of she has disgusting body odor? And on and on! All the time wasted searching and going back and forth and around and around. Sigh! I went through the profiles on several websites and picked six I liked. Here's how it went down.

The profile of Clara Mendes is one of the many with no face pictured. I put her on my list anyway because everything else was looking how I like it, and if I got lucky and she actually had the face to go with the rest of the package, then I knew I would be one happy man! Oh, but wait a minute! I decided to see if there were any reviews of her here, and sure enough I found some information on her. The most recent feedback was that she got several iffy to bad reviews. In addition, there was at least a serious allegation that she took deposit money and never showed up for the appointment. That was a huge red flag, and combine it all with no face pic means I scratched Clara Mendes from my list. Scratch no. 1!

https://escortprivada.com/escort/clara-mendes/

Thais Mello had a profile with pics that I found really attractive. A morena clara with long beautiful hair, a pretty face and a nice smile, and a big round butt! The only problem is that she never responded to my WhatsApp inquiry. And even more than that, a few hours after I contacted her, all of a sudden her profile disappeared from the two different sites that I found her on. It's almost like my inquiry prompted her to remember that she had profiles out there she needed to take down since she no longer wanted to be working anymore. Scratch no. 2!

Next comes Carolina Pires, and this one was a real disappointment for me! I mean, just look at this girl's face! Just beautiful! Which monger wouldn't want to sperm all over her face? Get it all over her cute little nose! I got excited by her profile and contacted her by WhatsApp. She said she was willing to do outcall for 450 euros, everything included except no anal. Considering the scope of services she was willing to provide, it was a better deal than what Natalie had proposed at the Black Tie. But wait a minute! I forgot to check for any available reviews. Looked here on ISG, and sure enough I found one, and my heart sank. The monger who wrote the review noted that Carolina's photos hide ugly stretch marks around her little titties and on areas of her body indicating baby damage. He said the ugly stretch marks were quite noticeable, and that Carolina herself was quite self-conscious about them. It didn't stop said monger from coating her face in sticky seed, and he even said he would repeat. But I knew it wouldn't work for The Cane. Once a long time ago, I hooked up with an American tute who had severe stretch marks from serious baby damage, and it was a total turnoff for me. Scratch no. 3!

https://www.apartadox.com/en/luxury-...ina-pires-8000

Thanks to the monger Zeyto and his great report, I dodged a real bullet by avoiding Ariel, who goes by Gabriella Diaz on another site. She definitely has a look that I like with that long red hair and a plump round bum! I did not like the price she quoted for outcall though. She wanted 600 euros with no CIM or CIF and no anal! I mean, that wasn't much better than what Natalie was talking about! And based on Zeyto's description of this skank, tired looking with bags under her eyes and a funky smell coming from her privates, we're talking scratch no. 4!

https://mulheresvip.net/acompanhantes/lisboa/ariel

https://acompanhantesrosa.com/acompa.../GabriellaDiaz

Now to me, this Sara Ursulan is top of the line fine! I contacted her, and I have to tell you it was like pulling teeth to communicate with this person! I sent a message stating very clearly what I was looking for, asking for clarifications for what services she provided, etc. And what she would do each time mostly is respond with very short answers that didn't address what I asked about and / or answered questions I didn't even have! So I would write again, and same thing. So frustrating! Some of these girls have no customer service skills or business sense at all! Finally I got all the info I needed. Essentially, she said she would do outcall for 470 euros with CIM / CIF and anal included. This seemed like the best overall deal I'd seen so far. But wait a second! I started to have my doubts because there were no reviews of this quite attractive girl. None that I could find At all. And why not? I mean, if I'm finding her on the internet then other guys have to be doing the same. So why no reviews for someone so attractive? I saw that she has an OnlyFans account, but I didn't join it. This all just seems too good to be true! Scratch no. 5!

https://mulheresvip.net/acompanhantes/lisboa/sara-0nhn

So by this time, I had only one online escort tute left on my list, and that would be Isabelle Andrade (getting info was also like pulling teeth). And by this time, Mongerer88 was absolutely right in that I had totally psyched myself out to the idea of trying to meet and fuck one of these online hoors. I mean, it didn't help that Zeyto had posted his report by this time outlining the good, the bad, and the ugly (stinky pussy, bloody pussy, stink stank ass odor, fatties, poor performance) with a 55% success rate. I'm used to virtually 100% success with whomever I pull. Isabelle quoted me the best price yet at 350 euros for outcall all included, except no anal. But what if she isn't even the girl in the pics? What if the pics are old? What if we have no chemistry and she just lays there? My God what if she has ass odor? I just can't do this! I've only had consistent success with online hoors in Brazil! Fuck it! I'm out! Strike no. 6!

https://mulheresvip.net/acompanhante...e-andrade-abuW

I travel, I eat, I drink, I fuck (well maybe not so much in Portugal). And I write. And I'm hungry for more! Where will my travels take me next? Stay tuned to find out. Same bat time! Same bat channel! I'm out of here!

[Mongerer88]

Can anyone recommend an Incall establishment here in Lisbon? I have a half day afternoon stopover here tomorrow and would like to try something out.

Thanks Howie.

There are not incall places you can just walk into and pick a lady.

The independents have incall places that they share. You book an appointment in advance and go to the incall place that she gives you the address for.

It might just be you and her, or it might be a large enough apartment where there could be another lady there with her customer (or waiting for her customer).

[Howie]

Can anyone recommend an Incall establishment here in Lisbon? I have a half day afternoon stopover here tomorrow and would like to try something out.

Thanks Howie.

[Harry1217]

Ingrid Martins has just received excellent reviews on the local board by two very experienced reviewers. They were gushing about her looks and the service, inferring she has the potential to be a star.

She is currently in Porto but is moving between Lisbon and Porto.

I've just returned from a last-minute short trip due to some unexpected free time. Overall, it wasn't great but that's mainly my fault due to not contacting any ladies prior to arriving and a bit of bad luck (i'd recommend touching base with those you wish to see in the week before arrival).

The overall quality of ladies at Escort Privada appears to be lower than in previous years. However, ladies come and go regularly and it could just be a temporary thing (if you check next month it may be better! Nevertheless, the average experiences this time made me realise just how good past encounters were.

I rolled the dice and met with some unreviewed ladies. Not something I'the particularly recommend but I shall be visiting Lisbon again soon and was happy to take more of a risk.

Leticia Soares.

https://www.apartadox.com/acompanhan...ia-soares-9226

An incall at 120 for the hour. Her apartadox profile is really flattering and facially I wasn't at all attracted to her. Was kept waiting beyond agreed time. The service was nothing special either (came across inexperienced) but I found it difficult to get excited which didn't help. She does appear to offer the full range of services, although I told her I didn't want kissing when she kept trying. Functional apartment which does the job. In hindsight, I should have walked upon entering the flat and simply told her that she isn't my type. Managed to converse in English but it was hard work.

Ingrid Martins.

https://www.apartadox.com/acompanhan...d-martins-9566

Very new lady from brasiliera. This was an incall at 120 for the hour. Was kept waiting beyond agreed time. She's naturally pretty but hadn't made much effort with her appearance and had spots all over her bum. Her breath also wasn't that fresh. However, she is super friendly and really aims to please. I didn't try for anal but everything else was on the menu and she was very enthusiastic about it. The premises, however, reminded me why I much prefer outcalls to my hotel; it was perfectly clean but had a very dark and dated thecor. Bathroom was also very small. Her English is almost non-existent despite being listed on her profile.

Vera Santos (Escort Privada).

She arrived 20 minutes later than the agreed time, which wasn't a great start. Overall, I'the give this meet a neutral (6/10? In terms of looks and service, she's a bit below someone like Viviane Miller but she's attractive enough with fairly big natural breasts. Her service however is too passive. The blowjob lacked strength it got better when I told her but tapered off again, so I had to keep directing her. I couldn't CIM when it's normally not a problem. She does provide her listed services but wasn't particularly enthusiastic about anything.

Camila Santos (Escort Privada).

This was better than the meet with Vera. She's a girl next door type (breasts on the small side) and pleasant enough. Her service was good. She doesn't provide CIM but the blowjob was good, and she kissed passionately. She was happy with any position during vaginal penetration. I don't regret meeting her but still left without that 'wow' factor I've had from some EP ladies in the past and won't rush to book her again.

Catarina Pimentel.

https://www.apartadox.com/acompanhante-de-luxo-catarina-pimentel-9065

An incall at 200 for the hour. This was the most expensive lady I met with for an incall (indeed her rates were higher than anyone else I contacted). She wanted 250 for an incall, reduced to 200 without anal. Outcalls were 400 + uber, reduced to 300 + uber without anal. Also wanted a deposit of 50 for outcalls. A combination of her being very persuasive with the messages, together with me taking a liking to her pictures, lead to me meeting her. I think she's around 30 and she has a slightly fuller body but I liked her. I enjoyed the meet but I think there may be an element of YMMV with her. She may have to really click with you to provide a decent service it shouldn't be that way but that's the feeling I got. I don't know whether CIM is on the menu as I came inside the condom during vaginal penetration, but she gave me the full suite of services. English limited but she understood my gestures easily. Would I return? - probably not at these rates but i had a good time.

I learnt a lot from this rushed and disorganised trip:

1) The Escort Privada ('EP') messaging operators lack professionalism at times. I was met with some rude and unfriendly messages when attempting to schedule suitable times for a booking. The idea of being protected by an agency booking if something goes wrong, may not be true with EP. Hasn't put me off them completely but I will look elsewhere first.

2) Some EP ladies have asked the messaging operators to obtain your ethnicity prior to accepting a booking. I had no issues but I'm guessing they may not be seeing certain ethnicities.

3) It appears to be common practice for the ladies to turn up late on outcalls and keep you waiting on incalls. Annoying but we need to accept it. It only irritates me now if I feel it's deliberate.

4) English advertised on profiles can be misleading (sometimes non-existent in reality).

5) I contacted 14 different ladies and average incall rates worked out at around 140.120 was most common but a few were asking for 150-200 and Catarina Pimentel wanted 250. Outcall quotes averaged 230 and were generally 200-250 (most ladies wanted extra for uber).

6) Do as much research as you can. Apartadox, for example, may not show the face on some ads but you can find it on other sites.

As an aside, I saw a number of beautiful black ladies walking around the city and was so tempted to strike conversation!

I look forward to my next trip.

[Xnxx1]

But I'm used to a really high degree of success with virtually no fails. I'm talking 11 times a triumph out of the 11 girls I pick. I'm not willing to put up with bloody, fishy smelling pussy or fake pics and ass odor to score a mere 55% of the time. Now, if "all the rest of you" Lisbon mongers are satisfied with putting up with that to score a quality piece of ass, then have at it. Do your worst! I'll be saving my time and money for what works for me. And that's not pursuing online hoors in Portugal! I respect your choice. Please be respectful of mine.

I agree with your sentiment. Why is why the black tie club seemed so promising. Did you explore it again? I'm going to have a Saturday. Tueday nights at my disposal and would love to investigate.