Mexican Spanish Phrases

[Tiny 12]

How would you say in Spanish "Jerk me off a little bit. "?

You can't go wrong with "Masturbame un poco. " That will work in all Spanish speaking countries and all social situations!

[VW1936]

How would you say in Spanish "Jerk me off a little bit. "?

[Zenduka1]

Todo == tow, para == pa, ella == ya.

Instead of saying "todo para ella".

They say "tow pa ya".
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¿para que? ==> ¿pa que?
"Esta todo bien" ==> Ta to bien
"Para allá" ==> Pa ya
"Esta bien para me" ==> Ta bien pa mi.
"Mas o menos" ==> Mao meno.
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All languages, including English have this silent flows between words in sentences. The point to capture is Spanish has this flows a lot more than most languages, making it one of the fastest languages when spoken. In fact Spanish is the 2nd fastest language when spoken.

[Zenduka1]

Va is vale, it's just without the LE. I was smoking with a tapata back in 2017 and she would say va all the time. Then it clicked, va is vale, I told her and she looked at me if I was dumb, then she confirmed it's the same just a slang way of saying vale. I've also heard Al Chile in northern Mexico.

Oh ok now makes sense. If you look at va on its own in dictionaries the meaning they give is no where near what it means as it is used mostly on the streets of Tijuana. "vale" however is listed everywhere at to mean, "ok", "ok, then", "let's do it", "let's go with it", "come on, do it" etc.

[LovesToSploog]

Va is vale, it's just without the LE. I was smoking with a tapatía back in 2017 and she would say va all the time. Then it clicked, va is vale, I told her and she looked at me if I was dumb, then she confirmed it's the same just a slang way of saying vale. I've also heard Al Chile in northern Mexico.

"Va" was an expression that confused me recently. Not much direct translation online either. I figured it out just by listening or reading responses to me in WP. Others similar ones I heard is "andale", "sale" or "vale" but I get "Va" the most. These are mostly slang, I understand.

[Zenduka1]

Neither. They're laughing at you. But I give you credit for trying which is more than I can say for most.

Why do they laugh at me, can you elaborate? How can the expression be corrected?

[Zenduka1]

It's sip meaning si pues and nop meaning no pues, sale is another way of saying vale or va.

"Va" was an expression that confused me recently. Not much direct translation online either. I figured it out just by listening or reading responses to me in WP. Others similar ones I heard is "andale", "sale" or "vale" but I get "Va" the most. These are mostly slang, I understand.

[LuvMexicanas]

If I am in red light club in tj and see a girl I like, I grab her and look into her eyes and say playfully "vamos al cuarto y bailemos desnudos en la cama" jeje, the girls usually giggle. Not sure if they get the outrageous message or just intrigued by the error in my language.

Neither. They're laughing at you. But I give you credit for trying which is more than I can say for most.

[LovesToSploog]

It's sip meaning si pues and nop meaning no pues, sale is another way of saying vale or va.

People from the city of Mexico area would say "sipi" to say "yep" in its English equivalent. But they do not say "nipi" to say "nope".

Also an informal word I picked up recently. "Sale" (Saalay) is a versatile term that can be used to confirm an agreement or to acknowledge a suggestion. For example, "Vamos al cine?" Sale, nos vemos all a las siete. (Let's go to the movies? OK, see you there at seven.)

If you here the word "cuanto" from dudes standing in a corner, means they are asking ifyou want to buy drugs.

[Explorer8939]

Well, certainly not in English. "If I want to eat a sandwich, I will. " No conditional there. You're thinking about a "contrary to fact condition" and in both languages it requires the conditional perfect. "If I had wanted to eat a sandwich (but I didn't want to eat a sandwich), I would have (eaten a sandwich). 'Si yo hubiera querido comer un bocadillo, lo habri'a comido. '.

Similarly in Spanish, 'Si yo quiero hago algo, lo hago. ' If I want to do something, I do it. Nothing conditional about that sentence starting with if!

Si yo quiero hacer algo, lo hago". Caveman Spanish.

Much better:

"Si yo quisiera hacer algo, lo haría. ".

[Zenduka1]

If I am in red light club in tj and see a girl I like, I grab her and look into her eyes and say playfully "vamos al cuarto y bailemos desnudos en la cama" jeje, the girls usually giggle. Not sure if they get the outrageous message or just intrigued by the error in my language.

[Zenduka1]

People from the city of Mexico area would say "sipi" to say "yep" in its English equivalent. But they do not say "nipi" to say "nope".

Also an informal word I picked up recently. "Sale" (Saalay) is a versatile term that can be used to confirm an agreement or to acknowledge a suggestion. For example, "Vamos al cine?" Sale, nos vemos all a las siete. (Let's go to the movies? OK, see you there at seven.)

If you here the word "cuanto" from dudes standing in a corner, means they are asking ifyou want to buy drugs.

[Explorer8939]

Well, certainly not in English. "If I want to eat a sandwich, I will. " No conditional there. You're thinking about a "contrary to fact condition" and in both languages it requires the conditional perfect. "If I had wanted to eat a sandwich (but I didn't want to eat a sandwich), I would have (eaten a sandwich). 'Si yo hubiera querido comer un bocadillo, lo habri'a comido. '.

Similarly in Spanish, 'Si yo quiero hago algo, lo hago. ' If I want to do something, I do it. Nothing conditional about that sentence starting with if!

Si quisiera comer a un sándwich, yo lo haría.

[John Clayton]

My new favorite word is "deslecharte".

[Huacho]

It should more correctly be, 'me importa UN carajo' although I seem to hear it more without the indefinite article.