Bangkok Reports

[TigressWanted]

You can space things out, find regulars, experiment or be patient and picky, etc. Whereas a guy like me has to get 7 weeks worth of sex fit into a 7 day time window (every 2 years in my case). Got it right more often than not this time vs last time, but realize that good chemistry and luck definitely factor in. Funny, by the end of the week the area just above my dick was massively sore, the ladies grinding me for the big O while in cowgirl. Can't do much about that but wear it as a badge of honor I guess, LOL.

[Smoothy]

Does someone know if is it worth going to Nana Plaza or Soi Cowboy for New Years Eve? I mean, is there a good party at the GoGos or should you better go to a Club like Levels or Insanity?

I never go to Levels or Insanity, but I do know the gogo bar fines are doubled on New Year's Eve. A lot of the best girls are gone as well since they will already have been bar fined for the night, but there is still talent.

[Der Herr Blum]

Does someone know if is it worth going to Nana Plaza or Soi Cowboy for New Years Eve? I mean, is there a good party at the GoGos or should you better go to a Club like Levels or Insanity?

[Jim200]

She used to work for Boss Massage on Sukhumvit soi 24/1, and no she is a freelancer on soi 4. When you go down the soi, you will find her on the right side after Hooters. She is quite regular there. She is 30+, slim body, silicone boobs. Regular sex is 1000 thb I think and A-level is 1500 thb. She will bring you to a hotel nearby. She is the kind that delivers PSE: BBBJ, CIM, DATY, 69, DFK, RJ, etc. I recommend, and she is funny and relaxed.

To admin: I have read the rules regarding posting pictures. I do not believe I infringe on them but if it is the case, it is by mistake.

I took her before at Boss Massage and saw her on Asok BTS yesterday as I was walking by. I didn't stop to say Hi. She's a nice lady, but her tit job is not good and she's getting a bit long in the tooth.

[Jim200]

I install the eatigo app and look for breakfast places. Chu Asok is available for 20% off. I have 30 minutes to kill and I finish up some work related matters and start the walk over. I've eaten at Chu many times and it's one of the better brunch places around. I showed the waiter my eatigo reservation and placed my order of lemon curd pancakes and a flat white. The 20% does not include drinks and must be paid in cash. Everything is good as usual and my 1st time using eatigo was a definite success. I think I saved around 60 baht. I make another reservation on eatigo with Goji Kitchen on Soi 22 for dinner. The only dinner buffet available is at 9 pm for a whopping 50% off. It's a little later than I like to eat and I'm not a huge fan of buffets, but what the hell. Regular cost is around 1400 baht.

I get back to the hotel and call Pretty Massage and make a booking with Fang. I take the BTS and arrive a little earlier than expected. I decided to take a look at Tulip to kill some time and see what they have on offer. I haven't taken anyone from Tulip in years, the last being View (who was good but very average looking). Maybe it's early, but the 10 ladies that I saw I wouldn't fuck if you paid me 1000 baht.

I make the walk across the way and head into Pretty Massage. There are 2 little kids sleeping on the floor. I approach the counter and tell the lady that I have a booking. She asks, "Fong?" I tell her yes and pay her for 90 minutes. Pretty Massage used to offer 120 minutes, but it looks like they did away with that. Fang (apparently pronounced fong) comes out and looks pretty good and close to her photos with a decent sized rack. Fang walks us up into a fairly small room and surprisingly she does not have to grab her kit. It's already in the room. I don't think I've ever seen that before. We both disrobe and it's fairly obvious that Fang's rack is man made.

Fang gives both of us a cursory wash. I lay down waiting for her and once out of the shower and toweled off, Fang puts my flaccid dick in her mouth and blows me a for a while until I get hard. I put on my condom and Fang gets on top without any lube and rides me while I start feeling up her tits. Her tits are fairly hard (not a great job) and she has band aids on beneath the nipples. How I didn't notice them before is beyond me. We change positions multiple times and we kissed during most of the session, but there was really no passion from her. I finally finish in doggy and collapse onto the bed. I ask her about her implants expecting that she just got them done recently. But no, she tells me she got them done 3 months ago because she works as a model on the weekends. I'm thinking why the hell do you still have bandaids under the nipples for? Most girls even if they don't like you after sex will cuddle with you, but Fang just sat there. We eventually shower up and I tip Fang after we both get dressed.

Overall, if you ever imagined what sex with a robot would be, Fang is your girl. Physically, Fang has a pretty face but she is too skinny with absolutely no ass and big fake tits.

Day 3 continued.

Goji Kitchen.

I've never been a fan of Soi 22. It feels a bit sketchy walking here at night. Actually, I don't even like walking around during the daytime here. Anyway, I walked into the Marriott Marquis and show the maitre'd my eatigo reservation and she takes me to a table and informs me that I have until 10 pm and that water, coffee and tea are included with my meal. I head straight for the meat station and get some prime rib along with some sides. Prime rib is average and the sides are not much better. I grab food from every station (some stations have already closed or about to close such as the pasta station). I think what drew me to try this place was that they had king crab legs. I finally find it tucked in its own corner. The crabs legs have been deshelled already and do not look too appetizing. I grab 3 along with some sad looking sushi. The crab legs taste as good as they look. They're dry and tasteless. I finish up with some fruit (star fruit, custard apple and mango). The fruit was definitely the best part of the meal. My bill comes to a little over 900 baht (630 something plus vat and service charge from the original price). Coming here at 9 pm is not ideal as the restaurant starts to get ready to close up shop and who knows how long the food has been out at that point. However, I'm not sure how much better the food is at say 8 pm or even when they open for dinner.

In spite of everything, I'm stuffed and no way am I picking up a girl on this night. I head back to my hotel and watch something from my computer and sleeping by 12 am.

[Paolo99]

I was in BKK around 2 weeks ago, one night I went to Nana.

The soi looked pretty dead even compared to last year in July. The same goes for NEP, saw few customers, no good looking girls outside the gogos and the place was overloaded by LBs. I ended up at Twisters I think, didn't took a girl but spent a ladydrink (215 bath, by the way she tried to order 2 separate drinks) on a girl that did not even let me touch her a bit or talk more than 10 seconds with me (but said she was OK for a 1 shot ST at 3000+1000 barfine, noway that I barfine a girl that would not even let me touch her). Her number is 321 (face so so but nice body with a beautiful ass), she was the one that initiated the eye contacts and lot of smiles, but once she drank her shot of tequila she became completely cold. The same applies to her friend (Number 320, very pretty) whose been called only once when I was there, but was very stressed at the idea of going to sit with a guy. So avoid these 2 girls as they are a complete waste of time and money. I paid the bill with the exact amount for not having to wait the change and the waitress even dared asking a tip for "all the staff". All the other girls were looking drunk or not very interested in being barfined so I walked back to soi cowboy and it was pretty much the same as NEP, almost no customers. I ended up at Sharks, no real good looking girls except maybe one coyote but she was already with a guy. I called a girl that was smiling a lot and had a good attitude, paid her a drink but she didn't want to get down from 2500+700 for 1 shot or didn't want to give 2 shots for that price. As she wasn't a stunner and it was late (1 o'clock) I finally declined and went back to my room where I booked a girl from smooci who turned out to be very good. I will make a report about her on the escort thread.

[D Cups]

Even my long term GF seems to be allowing herself to put on a lot of weight now. Once was skinny (40 Kg). I fear she will be a fatty before much longer, and I have no experience fucking fat girls at all. Used to have very hot body, but just starting to decline now (too much beer I guess). LOL

Par for the course, buddy. Time to recycle and replace. The great thing about our hobby is that there is always a fresh new batch of young delectable entering the workforce pool every year.

[EihTooms]

Ha ha. Amusing stuff. Yes demand honesty but are not honest.

I do believe there are girls out there looking for a serious relationship, in droves. Really means they want a rich man to look after them so they don't have to work hard any more, and good sex would be a bonus. However many of these women have aged and not kept their body in best possible shape to attract men easily, and some do not have any English, so puzzles me how they expect to catch a Farang husband.

Even my long term GF seems to be allowing herself to put on a lot of weight now. Once was skinny (40 Kg). I fear she will be a fatty before much longer, and I have no experience fucking fat girls at all. Used to have very hot body, but just starting to decline now (too much beer I guess). Permanent relationships is not a great idea. LOL

I am in the process of thinning out the herd right now. One otherwise quirky cute and accommodating 20 year old is getting too chubby and an otherwise slender, well proportioned and hot to trot 30 year old is getting a little too lax about her oral duties. I put down the challenge to improve on precisely those issues and left it up to them to figure out if they can cut it or not. If they can, great! I like them both but don't feel I need to compromise on those factors here and now. If not, great! I'll have two empty stalls in my stable to fill and am really looking forward to it.

[MutantChicken]

I don't think the girl cares so much about how far your hotel is if you take her LT. However, you must adjust your expectations on the amount of time she spends with you and you pay for her taxi home. I used to have a girl come visit me in Pattaya from her Thai bar in Sri Racha but I let her go at 1 pm instead of 3 pm since she had longer to travel back home to get ready for work.

What's the scene like in sri racha, IE generally number of girls, quality and price, I have been to ban chang, rayong and ban phe rld's so any new playgrounds are a curiosity, your response will be greatly appreciated esp if you point me to its location as well.

[Syzygies]

So funny and so true. I had one girl I found on TF tell me while negotiating cost and time of meeting out of the blue she says no ass! OK I didn't even ask. After 1/2 hour of bed time she asks to do her ass!!

Figure that one out.

Simple man, her pussy was in pain. I have a regular girl that only offered me her ass when she had serious pussy pain. Normally she does not like it that much. Must be well over two years since she last offered me her ass. A rare exception, however she did have experience in it for sure.

Look I only make a wild guess. Who knows her mind in reality, she could be crazy. Could be she liked you so much, she really wanted to please. Maybe she figured you would cum in a hurry in there. LOL

An ex Snow White girl June had been away for months. I had done her ass before (maybe just once), and she offered again. However she really could not relax it any more (out of practice). So I just could not get the dick in there (too tight and unrelaxed).

[Goatscrot]

I do believe there are girls out there looking for a serious relationship, in droves. Really means they want a rich man to look after them so they don't have to work hard any more, and good sex would be a bonus. However many of these women have aged and not kept their body in best possible shape to attract men easily, and some do not have any English, so puzzles me how they expect to catch a Farang husband.

I'd agree, but they have their bar set very high. They all think they should be able to land a multi-millionaire with very little effort, and this coming from daughters of farmers, many of whom have not or have barely finished high school. A bit unrealistic and that is why many of them settle for the big bucks they can make in the bar if they are good looking. But of course those looks don't last forever. I see many "old bargirls" who were young and pretty and thought too much of themselves and now are way past their "sell by date" and really have few options. And that will happen to many of these young cuties as there are few that hit the million dollar lottery, and if they do, many will mess that up as well.

[MonkeyPaw]

Hi bro,

I like your stories they are often very entertaining but I have a question for this particular case. How come that last guy has your number? Is he a friend of yours or something? This seems a bit strange or did he grab her phone and contacted you on line or something?

Cheers.

You are asking, who is he? He's just like you and me. We all find gems and treasures here and there. I like to share most of mine, Read my reports and posts carefully. The devil is in the detail. Good luck in your hunt. For those who succeed, sweet rewards await. And trust me, there are those who do eventually get this whole Monkeypaw business.

[MonkeyPaw]

Most guys know Smooci is hit or miss, but a lot misses. Those photos are tricky. So here's some more valuable intel. My top choices that have been Monkeypaw verified are Vanida and Gita. They delivered as advertised and look accurate as in their photos. So for those of you follow Monkeypaw's lead on looks, beauty, and service. You know what to do. As for the girls I've reported on and recommended, I can make them famous. Call it Monkeypaw's power of popularity. Vanida and Gita, sexy, hot bodied, and PSE available. Forget what's listed on Smooci. It's all about how much game you have once in the room and how horny you can make the girl. Extra tips will help as well. Enjoy.

[Kerrstar]

In my experience, all of the BJ bars are expecting the customer to pay up front, at least for the initial BJ. I could be wrong, and forget the system at Loli-tas.

Afterskool definitely doesn't, I was there about a week ago. I'm a regular (ish) there so theat may be why I don't pay until I'm done.

[Rob Jones]

So funny and so true. I had one girl I found on TF tell me while negotiating cost and time of meeting out of the blue she says no ass! OK I didn't even ask. After 1/2 hour of bed time she asks to do her ass!!

Figure that one out.