Bangkok Reports

[Werqweq]

Since I don't live in Thailand (anymore), I haven't been keeping up with this forum too much. However, I can't recall seeing many (any?) reviews of this place. Website is easily searchable and very informative. If I still lived in Bkk, I might keep all this info to myself, but I'm hoping you lads keep the place in business for my yearly visits. Since I'm staying in the area, I've been three times in the past week or so.

Setup: Walk 100 m or so up Suk soi 33 and turn right into the first side-soi. Once turned, you can't miss the sign for 7 Heaven on the left. Walk in to find a nerdy girl behind the desk with an iPad with photos of the girls that are currently available (I think you can pre-book through the website, but I haven't bothered). 1300 for one girl, 2500 for two, and some various extras for 'easing your load' onto various body parts. So, it's obviously more expensive than every other BKK BJ bar I've heard of. Here's the first benefit -- the girls are actually smoking hot. Here's the real kicker -- if you shoot within ten minutes, you get a second shot within a 40-minute (total) window (second shot can be BJ or HJ -- up to the girl).

Thanks for the recommendation, hope to check it out next week. Price is the same as BIT style on Suk. 22, but selection, if website is more or less true, is much better and prettier at the place you recommend. Wood bar is cheaper, but quality wise it's a (small) step down from BIT style, which isn't exactly high quality except one or two new gems that appear for a short while. I do like that Wood bar has a dedicated sink in the "room" so you can get properly cleaned up both before and after, that's really miles better than whatever options one has at other similar places.

[Kickoffs]

Landed in morning and had a very relaxing massage after 14 hours of flight. Staying close to ashok so everything is in walking distance. Heard a lot about Eden but never tried it. So went around 7 pm. There are lot of massage parlours, BJ shops in the lane. Went to Eden and system is simple. All girls line up once on the left side of the yellow line do anal and right won't. I select a girl named meow and she selected her friend meena.

Meow was about 8 on 10 and mena around 5 to 10. The rooms re on 2 floor. Threesome was mechanical and had to give lot off instructions. Not really what I dreamed off. But I can check this off the list.

Was free within 1 hour. My other fantasy in this trip is to tick off BDSM. So tried contacting couple of dominatrix wael, jaa but they given me appointment later in the week. While browsing came across two BDSM clubs Barbar fetish and demino. Bar bar is in patpong and demino is close to phrong pong. Went to demino as it's closer to ashok. The club is very well played out amd nice atmosphere. Enough space about 7 dominatrix and 12 slaves were present as mentioned by the bar girl..

Thanks for sharing.

[Biffduff]

Since I don't live in Thailand (anymore), I haven't been keeping up with this forum too much. However, I can't recall seeing many (any?) reviews of this place. Website is easily searchable and very informative. If I still lived in Bkk, I might keep all this info to myself, but I'm hoping you lads keep the place in business for my yearly visits. Since I'm staying in the area, I've been three times in the past week or so.

Setup: Walk 100 m or so up Suk soi 33 and turn right into the first side-soi. Once turned, you can't miss the sign for 7 Heaven on the left. Walk in to find a nerdy girl behind the desk with an iPad with photos of the girls that are currently available (I think you can pre-book through the website, but I haven't bothered). 1300 for one girl, 2500 for two, and some various extras for 'easing your load' onto various body parts. So, it's obviously more expensive than every other BKK BJ bar I've heard of. Here's the first benefit -- the girls are actually smoking hot. Here's the real kicker -- if you shoot within ten minutes, you get a second shot within a 40-minute (total) window (second shot can be BJ or HJ -- up to the girl).

1st session -- Mai: I was intrigued by this ten-minute 'target' so primed myself with a bit of visual stimulation before walking to the shop. 5 girls available on the iPad. 3 extremely hot -- like, 3 x as hot as any L or Kasalong girl has ever been. Turned out to have that Japanese doll-look that I feel slightly guilty about liking so much. Big, obviously fake, knockers. Cute face. About 5'5, probably 48 kg. Perfection, in my opinion.

We go upstairs, rooms have actual beds! Do the washing up and get down to business. She's so fucking good that I'm done in about 7 minutes. "Ow eek krang, mai? (Want one more time? Didn't take long for me to say yes. Out comes the oil for the handjob. It was passable, but I was pretty damn spent. As we were approaching 40 minutes, she's looking at her watch. Not really in a bored way, but more just warning me that we've got to get a move on.

So I do something drastic.

I sit up in and grab her hips while she's rubbing away and I sort of thrust forward as if I'm in that face-to-face position in a Japanese porn where they grab the waist and pummel away. This puts me and my little fella face to face (and was quite the abdominal workout). As the clock expires, I empty myself.

Directly into my own left eyeball.

I think this might be karma for when I accidentally poked my thumb into a Kasalong girl's left eye at the moment of truth way back when. Mai and I had a good laugh about it as she cleaned me up.

In short, I decided then and there that this is the only BJ store I'm going to henceforth, but I'll remember my posture and when to avert my eyes.

Tipped her 200 baht for a job well done.

2nd session. Mali (no, that's not a typo -- there's a Mai and a Mali): Again, Japanese look and big-ish (but natural) knockers. Not a stunner, but I managed to hit the ten-minute target again due to some strategic prep-work. Again, I'm offered a second pop if so desired. And again, I'm feeling spent, but thought I'd give it a go. She gave it the old college try with a HJ and eventual BJ, but I told her at about 30 minutes that it just wasn't going to happen.

Tipped her 200 baht for her efforts.

3rd session. Poppy: Hottest gal I've ever seen in an establishment of this nature -- and the least enthusiastic. I understand that her job sucks (ha! But whatever happened to pride in a "job" well done? I speak pretty high-level Thai, so I was asking her before we began why she seemed so down and depressed. She brushed off all questions with vague answers and started with a very mechanical and (dare I say boring?) BJ. Was consistently brushing my hand away as I was touching her arm or guiding her pumping hand. Regardless, I made it under the 10-minute limit -- a near miracle, given how un-erotic the situation was. I basked in afterglow and then suddenly realized that she was getting dressed and was prepped to clean me up. I could have raised a bit of a stink about getting a second shot, but was fairly certain that whatever limp-wristed handjob she might be able to proffer would just be a waste of time for both of us.

Didn't tip -- which is very rare for me. Feel sort of bad about it; she might have really been having a bad day and just couldn't muster the acting ability to be enthusiastic. However, it was pretty mechanical and disappointing (especially since she is admittedly super hot).

Would I return? Hell yes -- probably immediately.

[Laxkra]

I'm wrapping up a 3-day tour in Bangkok and wanted to share this epic adventure:

Smooci. Angelica. 19yo, 160 cm, 40 kg, good english. Perfect Asian GFE. Amazing tiny and firm body with small tits and tight little bald pussy. Decent BBBJ, great FS, excellent GFE. She's on an 8 month visa, so she might not be available here for long.

For anyone interested, looks like Angelica is Singapore based now. She's on Smooci there. Tried her a few months ago in BKK, probably one of my top 5 all-time favorites anywhere.

[Smoothy]

Ha ha. I fear you are not making a joke here. I don't think the average shy girl wants to talk about such things. Silently doing naughty things could be the limit.

No point to ask questions, when she may need to tell a bullshit answer. Better not to ask difficult questions, e. G. About the Thai Boyfriend.

Once took a very hot body girl with amazing naturals from Crazy House, Nat (Nut), age about 18, who was rumoured to have a Tom girlfriend partner. 10 points for body and 8+ for the face. Yet she seemed really into the DATY and the fucking. I had a good time. I was not going to risk asking her about are girls or guys better in bed, does she really need a big cock or not, etc. I thought better to mind my own business and concentrate on the sex. Unfortunately she soon quit working there. Rumoured to work in some Thai oriented Coyote club in northern Bangkok. Maybe her Tom GF, did not like guys fucking her.

Too bad you didn't ask Nut those questions. You may have been able to shame her into staying at Crazy House. I was wondering why she left. Now I know.

[Syzygies]

Umm, well then you should ask her if she has a Thai boyfriend during the act next time you are with her. Ask her if he is as big as you, if she tells him stories of how her farang customers do her, if her boyfriend does the same things to her you are doing to here. That might get her going. And then you will see if there is any "dirty" in the girl.

Ha ha. I fear you are not making a joke here. I don't think the average shy girl wants to talk about such things. Silently doing naughty things could be the limit.

No point to ask questions, when she may need to tell a bullshit answer. Better not to ask difficult questions, e. G. About the Thai Boyfriend.

Once took a very hot body girl with amazing naturals from Crazy House, Nat (Nut), age about 18, who was rumoured to have a Tom girlfriend partner. 10 points for body and 8+ for the face. Yet she seemed really into the DATY and the fucking. I had a good time. I was not going to risk asking her about are girls or guys better in bed, does she really need a big cock or not, etc. I thought better to mind my own business and concentrate on the sex. Unfortunately she soon quit working there. Rumoured to work in some Thai oriented Coyote club in northern Bangkok. Maybe her Tom GF, did not like guys fucking her.

[Syzygies]

Meow was about 8 on 10 and mena around 5 to 10. The rooms re on 2 floor. Threesome was mechanical and had to give lot off instructions. Not really what I dreamed off. But I can check this off the list.

That was my problem when tried Eden. Scripted role play with bad acting. You are better off finding bargirls that happen to be into licking pussy too, e. G. From bar with lesbian shows, or from an MP, and will go have fun with no script. There are some bi-sexual women around too. You are better off if you know the girls fairly well first. So I always got my 3-somes from bars with girls who are used to working a threesome.

Dtom in 5 Star (ex Suzie Wong) (older girl) rates herself as an expert in 3-somes. Very small tits and her pussy is a bit small for me, but good in the room and good in natural 3-some stuff.

[JustTimePass]

Landed in morning and had a very relaxing massage after 14 hours of flight. Staying close to ashok so everything is in walking distance. Heard a lot about Eden but never tried it. So went around 7 pm. There are lot of massage parlours, BJ shops in the lane. Went to Eden and system is simple. All girls line up once on the left side of the yellow line do anal and right won't. I select a girl named meow and she selected her friend meena.

Meow was about 8 on 10 and mena around 5 to 10. The rooms re on 2 floor. Threesome was mechanical and had to give lot off instructions. Not really what I dreamed off. But I can check this off the list.

Was free within 1 hour. My other fantasy in this trip is to tick off BDSM. So tried contacting couple of dominatrix wael, jaa but they given me appointment later in the week. While browsing came across two BDSM clubs Barbar fetish and demino. Bar bar is in patpong and demino is close to phrong pong. Went to demino as it's closer to ashok. The club is very well played out amd nice atmosphere. Enough space about 7 dominatrix and 12 slaves were present as mentioned by the bar girl. Sat at the end of the bar. A salve girl was tied up near it and dom was spanking her. Had a bit of conversation and then I started hearing sounds coming from adjoining room having only curtain. There was a group session 2 men and 4 girls (1 dom and 3 slaves in session). Was able to hear and see everything. The guys were having time of their life. After sometime selected a dom and slave. Did some basic stuff. Then asked them to show me around. On the top floor rooms for private session were available, all of them were empty and on side of the bar 1 guy was having BJ completely naked in full view of anyone passing by. Near the cage room asian guy was being spanked by dom. I went in middle of the bar which was a little dark. Asked slave slave to give me BJ while dom gave her all the instructions. Then made her eat out dom and while I pumped slave and doggy. All this in open area. Was quite a turn on. Tomorrow will try out bar bar fetish. Total damage for demino was around 8 k but I don't care as I had a good time.

[Smoothy]

Yes, smoothy, thanks for that report. I think she is the one I stopped and chatted with a few weeks ago as well. She also cited "1500 for sex." I said, "For good sex or for bad sex?" She looked puzzled. I asked if we would have to use a condom. She replied, "Yes!" and seemed rather shocked by the question. So I said, "Ohhh, that would be very bad sex for me. Bye."

At the time there was a part of me that thought my brutally direct way of stating it and rejecting the deal denied me a chance to "go with the flow in the room" where maybe a miracle would happen. Now I see in your report that the likelihood of such a miracle happening in the room with that one is slim to none and, yep, that was Slim who just left the building. LOL. There would have been nothing in the session for me, just a waste of time and effort.

Still, did you get any indication at all from her to the bitter end that she might loosen her grip on the condom issue IF you did repeat her?

Unless you are her Thai boyfriend, I would not count on going sans condom with that chick.

[EihTooms]

She had a very pretty face and nice hair, very light skin, and her English was surprisingly good.
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She absolutely demanded a condom for sex. We had sex in multiple positions and went for a good while. She was quite willing to get into any position I wanted to put her in, as long as the condom was on.

I wouldn't recommend her as any great performer, but I can't say she wasn't worth the 1500 baht. I'd repeat with her in a pinch. The fact that I didn't repeat with her though even though I had her number pretty much tells the story.

Yes, smoothy, thanks for that report. I think she is the one I stopped and chatted with a few weeks ago as well. She also cited "1500 for sex." I said, "For good sex or for bad sex?" She looked puzzled. I asked if we would have to use a condom. She replied, "Yes!" and seemed rather shocked by the question. So I said, "Ohhh, that would be very bad sex for me. Bye."

At the time there was a part of me that thought my brutally direct way of stating it and rejecting the deal denied me a chance to "go with the flow in the room" where maybe a miracle would happen. Now I see in your report that the likelihood of such a miracle happening in the room with that one is slim to none and, yep, that was Slim who just left the building. LOL. There would have been nothing in the session for me, just a waste of time and effort.

Still, did you get any indication at all from her to the bitter end that she might loosen her grip on the condom issue IF you did repeat her?

[AmPervert]

Absolutely! Most of these buildings are not even half sold especially when you get away from the center.

I don't know who is buying all these new Condominiums in BKK and Pattaya. The developers must be making a fortune. But it looks like a real estate bubble in the making to me. Too much supply at too high a cost. Of course no one knows when the market will top out. I sure don't want to be left holding the bag (any Thai real estate) when the market collapses. But in the meantime, it looks like there are lot of excellent rental opportunities in these new buildings with all the amenities and in great neighborhoods. Time to rent if you ask me.

[Goatscrot]

To be fair, I had to make her shower. She claimed she had just showered and wasn't keen on taking a shower before sex. I told her I had also just showered right before going to Hooters, but that our walk from Nana to my hotel was enough to get us both sweaty enough to justify a shower. So we both showered together. When I lived in the USA, I never showered prior to sex (scared it would ruin the mood for the girl and I wouldn't get laid). In Asia, I demand that the girl showers with me prior to sex. I like being freshly showered for sex. As much as I like the girls to rim me, I feel it's a must on my side. And you never know if the girl just had a sex session with her Thai boyfriend before going to work. But I always say that any girl who has freshly showered is a virgin again in my eyes.

I agree though that you probably wouldn't have liked her. She is not passionate in her work. I got the impression she had a Thai boyfriend.

Umm, well then you should ask her if she has a Thai boyfriend during the act next time you are with her. Ask her if he is as big as you, if she tells him stories of how her farang customers do her, if her boyfriend does the same things to her you are doing to here. That might get her going. And then you will see if there is any "dirty" in the girl.

[Nyezhov]

Fucked another thermae's gal looking like an anime doll for 3 k and a Russian chick for 3.5 this week. Going to try ThaiFriendly for a short while after a break.

Putin Eats Jizz.

Where did ya get the Rooskiye?

[Smoothy]

Ones that are "no, shower, shower" are usually not so amazing. I'll end that by saying I am always freshly showered, teeth brushed, breath mints, and ready to go when I would take a gal.

To be fair, I had to make her shower. She claimed she had just showered and wasn't keen on taking a shower before sex. I told her I had also just showered right before going to Hooters, but that our walk from Nana to my hotel was enough to get us both sweaty enough to justify a shower. So we both showered together. When I lived in the USA, I never showered prior to sex (scared it would ruin the mood for the girl and I wouldn't get laid). In Asia, I demand that the girl showers with me prior to sex. I like being freshly showered for sex. As much as I like the girls to rim me, I feel it's a must on my side. And you never know if the girl just had a sex session with her Thai boyfriend before going to work. But I always say that any girl who has freshly showered is a virgin again in my eyes.

I agree though that you probably wouldn't have liked her. She is not passionate in her work. I got the impression she had a Thai boyfriend.

[Goatscrot]

She had a very pretty face and nice hair, very light skin, and her English was surprisingly good. Unfortunately, she had close to no tits and she was short. She seemed to be a regular there, but I only saw her that one night. I had been eating at Hooters and saw her walk up. She definitely stood out over the other girls in the looks department. Some guy walked up to her immediately and asked her how much. They were right next to where I was sitting, so I could hear their negotiations. She said 1500 short time. He came back with 1000 and she said it had to be 1500. He then said 1200, and she said it had to be 1500. He said "ok if I can get 2 shots". But she said if he wanted 2 shots it would be 3000. He walked away. I had finished eating at Hooters, so I went over to her and told her 1500 for one shot is fine (I can't do more than one shot anyway).

When she first got in the room, she wanted money up front. That's almost always an indication that the girl's performance will be terrible and that the session will end in disaster. I refused to give her money up front and told her she can leave if she likes, but I showed her the money and told her she would get it after we were done as long as she provided good sex. She said that's fine.

We showered together, then got in bed. Unfortunately, she put her hair up in a bun after the shower, she looked way better with her hair down. She claimed that was to make it easier to give me a good bj, but I found out soon that wasn't really so great. She started licking my body and kissing my neck (I almost never kiss any of the working girls on the mouth, so I have no idea if she would french kiss). She sucked my balls and licked the sides of my cock, but wanted a condom for the BJ. I told her she could forget that (I was in Bangkok 2 weeks and she was the only girl who even suggested a condom for the bj). There was no way she was going to get a condom on my flaccid penis. I had her lick and suck my balls and down to my ass for a while, both with me laying down and with me standing. When she realized I wasn't going to get hard without the BJ, she finally agreed to a BJ without a condom and got me hard. She absolutely demanded a condom for sex. We had sex in multiple positions and went for a good while. She was quite willing to get into any position I wanted to put her in, as long as the condom was on.

I wouldn't recommend her as any great performer, but I can't say she wasn't worth the 1500 baht. I'd repeat with her in a pinch. The fact that I didn't repeat with her though even though I had her number pretty much tells the story.

Thanks a million for the detailed report. I've seen that gal on several occasion and thought she was quite the looker. Love the tat on the white skin and she is got a body size I really like. However, she had some pretty bad energy coming off of her. Not smiling or welcoming at all. After reading your report, I'm glad I never pulled the trigger. I would not be happy with that kind of performance. Would have ended up calling it off in the first few minutes and giving here a few hundred Baht. I'm ok with condom for intercourse, in fact it an almost always for me, but no way I am trying to talk a gal into giving a BBBJ. I stopped taking street gals for the most part because the performance was so poor. I tell them I expect them to do me like they do a BF they like of like in a "sex movie. " Some will agree, then get to the room and it is starfish city. I just won't accept that under any circumstance. The minute that door closes at the ST hotel I want tongues in mouths like a couple of horny uni students. Ones that are game to that right off the bat are usually fun. Ones that are "no, shower, shower" are usually not so amazing. I'll end that by saying I am always freshly showered, teeth brushed, breath mints, and ready to go when I would take a gal. I remember back in the Thermae days most gals would go along with the flow. Now so many are uncomfortable if you take them out of the expected routine. It's exactly what Syz says, they are used to and more comfortable with Asian guys who are going to let the gals do the servicing as opposed to us western men who want to write our own script each and every time.