Medellin Reports

[JjBee62]

Besides New Life can anyone tell me the name of some good casas in Medellin.

New Life, Aiffe, Club Sexxy Amigas, Energy, Tantra, Yakusa, Casa de Piedra (aka Lindas Chicas).

[JjBee62]

True. I should have told her that the service is at best, mediocre. I always find it difficult to give negative feedback. I don't speak Spanish, and I did feel like google translate my complaint in front of the girl and her boss.

Here's two phrases you can use:

"Mas o menos".

"Asi, asi".

That's "more or less" and " so-so. " Both are the equivalent of "not very good, but I don't want to say bad. " In English we would just say "it was okay", meaning it was acceptable, no more. But in Colombia it's considered more negative.

My advice is to avoid the hottest girl at any casa. She gets picked more than the rest. She already knows she will make her money. Why put forth any extra effort?

I always look for the right attitude. Read the body language. Some clearly don't want you to pick them. Some are desperate for anyone to pick them. Some don't really care. Usually there will be 1 or 2 who look like they are daring you to try them. In my experience, those are the ones who give the best performance.

[Mr Enternational]

I am a Centro rat. I don't live there but I spend a lot of time there. I don't know what Kafka expected or imagined. There are youtube videos and more written descriptions on this website than anybody has time to read.

I tell people to stay off of youtube. Being somewhere live and in person is a totally different experience than looking at it on a screen. You must go see for yourself.

[Knowledge]

Yo, Hunts Point was hectic back in the day. Mostly Dominicans, everybody up in there was coked up and thirsty. Real talk: Centro is Disneyland by comparison.

Hunts Point, amigo. Lived in the city 49 years.

Know my way around the block. Had a good laugh with my Paisa friend today. He said he wouldn't fuck a Centro chica with three condoms. Good luck.

[SJobs]

So why would you tell them it was good when it wasn't? Now they will give the next guy the same shitty experience because the last guy did not provide honest feedback.

True. I should have told her that the service is at best, mediocre. I always find it difficult to give negative feedback. I don't speak Spanish, and I did feel like google translate my complaint in front of the girl and her boss.

[Knowledge]

I am a Centro rat. I don't live there but I spend a lot of time there. I don't know what Kafka expected or imagined. There are youtube videos and more written descriptions on this website than anybody has time to read. The finding diamonds expression says it all. If you devote the time you can win. It's not for everybody. Casas and strip clubs are quicker surer things with better clothing, makeup and comfort. It's all good. Me personally, I use Veracruz / Raudal to break up the routine, to pass time, and to find those diamonds when they are there. I have more personal contacts who I can call and meet than I have time. I like variety. I can afford the better strip clubs but I don't enjoy them because of the silicone, the noise, and the general atmosphere. There is no wrong or right answer to this, it's about personal preferences. I go to casas too, mostly in Centro. It's all good, enjoy.

I couldn't agree with you more, truly a bottom feeders locale. Those guys that partake in the skanks that roam the streets of El Centro are good candidates for a frontal lobotomy. It's truly horrific in El Centro with all the glue sniffers, drunks, deaf mutes, transvestites, and other freaks! The thought upon arriving in El Centro and seeing the circus there reminds me of a scene from the movie Forrest Gump when Forrest is told to run. The place most definitely should be avoided at all costs!

[Starlord1]

Hey bros,

For the new guys or those that need help moving around Medellin. I posting my friend she helped me a lot when I first got to ctg. And now she's in mde. So hit her up if you need help. Speaks 100 % English and knows everything. She charged 30 bucks and will take care of you. Peace.

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[Kafka]

What I find hilarious is imagining you walking around the Centro with such a hat that it caught so much the imagination of people, to even move someone to steal it! I never saw anything like that. How could you go around dressed like that?

I hope it was not a cowboy hat in perfect Texas Style, otherwise it would be so much hilarious that it would fit with Mr. Bean. This is not Dallas, it's not even "Columbia": it's Medellin, Colombia.

However, it's not entirely your fault, but also of those who teased you so much to lead you to imagine the place was "Pussy-for-All Paradise". It is not. If you read more, you should know. Addressing unaware tourists to the Centro like if it was Banana Beach is irresponsible, period.

Bazurto is a market, not a red light district, not a place with gangs. What's the thrill in walking at Bazurto, if not to buy fruit or just looking at exotic Colombian real genuine people without tourists around?

The Centro of Medellin is much more enjoyable than, say, the Bronx in NYC 25 years ago. I remember there were also tour operators for stupid tourists, who were taking folks on a bus to feel the thrill to go to streets infested by gangs. Local guys, of course paid by the tour operator, were also attacking the bus with chains and sticks, to make those tourists to feel the heart break.

By the way, since I mentioned the Bronx, I understand you don't know what was the BRONX in Bogota, neither you have even approached it from side streets. That was a place not suitable even for Darth Vader!

Hunts Point, amigo. Lived in the city 49 years.

Know my way around the block. Had a good laugh with my Paisa friend today. He said he wouldn't fuck a Centro chica with three condoms. Good luck.

[Brooklyn658]

Besides New Life can anyone tell me the name of some good casas in Medellin.

[Black Page]

The place may seem ghoulish to you, but for others, it is paradise.

I had to check my dictionary to find "ghoulish". I thought you meant "gluish" LOL.

You know a really nice place there, where one does not need to be DV to feel well?
I do not remember its name, but almost at the side of the Museo de Antioquia (at right, looking at the museum) there is a very traditional place full of billiard tables, with old photos and frames to the walls, cheap beers, and 100% paisa people playing. I spent 2 hours there, but many years ago.
No, no girls servicing there. Only men in Juan Valdez style with moustache and hat (of course, see: hats are important in Medellin!).

Someone should do a Airbnb experience tour the freak show.

I understand you missed the best of the Centro: the Museo de Antioquia, with 3 floors of paintings, 1 almost entirely dedicated to Botero. It is one of the main art institutions of Colombia. Museo de Antioquia and Museo de la Moneda in Bogota are the two museums where most master pieces of Botero are on display. Go there, you will thank me.

[Black Page]

One pipe that actually actually grab my hat and ran away with it. Hilarious.

What I find hilarious is imagining you walking around the Centro with such a hat that it caught so much the imagination of people, to even move someone to steal it! I never saw anything like that. How could you go around dressed like that?

I hope it was not a cowboy hat in perfect Texas Style, otherwise it would be so much hilarious that it would fit with Mr. Bean. This is not Dallas, it's not even "Columbia": it's Medellin, Colombia.

However, it's not entirely your fault, but also of those who teased you so much to lead you to imagine the place was "Pussy-for-All Paradise". It is not. If you read more, you should know. Addressing unaware tourists to the Centro like if it was Banana Beach is irresponsible, period.

Just for reference I walked, the Basurto Market in Cartegena is a cakewalk comparted to night of the living dead Glueheads

Bazurto is a market, not a red light district, not a place with gangs. What's the thrill in walking at Bazurto, if not to buy fruit or just looking at exotic Colombian real genuine people without tourists around?

The Centro of Medellin is much more enjoyable than, say, the Bronx in NYC 25 years ago. I remember there were also tour operators for stupid tourists, who were taking folks on a bus to feel the thrill to go to streets infested by gangs. Local guys, of course paid by the tour operator, were also attacking the bus with chains and sticks, to make those tourists to feel the heart break.

By the way, since I mentioned the Bronx, I understand you don't know what was the BRONX in Bogota, neither you have even approached it from side streets. That was a place not suitable even for Darth Vader!

[Mr Enternational]

The place may seem ghoulish to you, but for others, it is paradise.

I had told a buddy about a cheap place we used to go to in Rio called 85. It had 6 floors of hores. He checked it out and said he left right up out of the place. He was too good for the hores there. He is what you would call a snooty monger. He has to have his mongering with a smattering of Grey Poupon and Dom Perignon. For me it's a hole and a heartbeat, heartbeat optional.

Then the first time I took my dad to Vila Mimosa in Rio he was the same way. But when we went back, he took to it like a fish to water. Some people just have to get over the initial shock.

[Surfer500]

Glue heads and. Brainless zombies, LOL. Night of the living dead. The girls on one block were scary too. One pipe that actually actually grab my hat and ran away with it. Hilarious. Someone should do a Airbnb experience tour the freak show.

Just for reference I walked, the Basurto Market which is supposedly dangerous is a cakewalk compared to this.

The place may seem ghoulish to you, but for others, it is paradise.

[Kafka]

ROFLMAO! Reading this made my day.

What did you expect? Cancun? Sosua?

However, I have always warned that presenting Centro to first time visitors or casual ISG readers as an easy safe place to visit, as a grab-to-go place open to anyone, is IRRESPONSIBLE. One day one will get hurt.

Glue heads and. Brainless zombies, LOL. Night of the living dead. The girls on one block were scary too. One pipe that actually actually grab my hat and ran away with it. Hilarious. Someone should do a Airbnb experience tour the freak show.

Just for reference I walked, the Basurto Market in Cartegena is a cakewalk comparted to night of the living dead Glueheads

[Nounce]

Looks like a nice area to spend time in. I think it would make sence to in my first 2 days to take a city tour. When checking out the tours and comments from past customers, Many comments are bad. Anyone have any comments.

I have taken a few. I think they are overpriced even the free ones will tell you how much a paid tour cost and expect too much tips. You pretty much can just walk around these places by yourself.