Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[MonkeyPaw]

It seem to me a poor soul in a homeless shelter has it better.

I have no job. I move around from temporary housing to temporary housing. All my belongings in life, fit in 2 suitcases. I don't have a permanent address. Am I homeless? Some of the beach bums and homeless people in Pattaya have motorbikes and cell phones. They all have money and food. So maybe I fit the definition.

Another thing is I watch my movies on my laptop, even though there is a 50 inch LG flat screen in my room for rent. And I have an adapter and HDMI cable. Why? Too much heat and electricity. Perhaps the savings will go to my landlord's kid's school lunch.

I think Monkeypaw just may be the Saint this world has been praying for. And if you were wondering the same as Bonnie, where are all the gods or streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds? Like Enrique said, I can be your hero. Let me be your hero.

No need to get so defensive my MP for Pattaya, who ever said being privileged refers only to being wealthy, can be but it can also mean being special such as having exceptional game, being gifted with superior intellect and so on. No idea what your financial circumstances are, perhaps your described lifestyle is out of necessity perhaps not but nobody is in any doubt by your own account you are an extraordinarily accomplished individual and this is why I described you as privileged.

The Paw sometimes has to clarify in case there is any confusion. But it has been 24 days since your original post and my response. And in that time, I have banged 11 girls (one of which, highly resembles Lisa Manoban from BlackPink), watched all 3 seasons of The Mayans MC, on my laptop, and taken close to 75 shits (high metabolism, plus I removed my own gall-bladder so I can eat fatty foods without worry). So hopefully with that time lapse, you do understand that I wasn't really to being defensive and my priorities were somewhere else. I also didn't mean anything directed to any one individual, much less yourself. Heck, if you go back and read carefully, I didn't even use the word "you," even once, when I wrote the response. Like G-Eazy, I made it all about me, myself, and I. And it was just so that nobody gets the wrong idea about the Paw.

Not many people can say they have unwillingly picked cotton by hand, in 110 degrees heat, with a cowboy on his horse, holding a shotgun, watching over them, just and case somebody tries to run. Those blisters you get on your fingers are something else. And "yes," Monkeypaw was privileged (we might as well use this word now) enough to experience this. Very interesting time in my life, but that's how the power of empathy is learned and gained. So whenever, my associates want to talk about anything about BLM, injustices, or anything political, I always start off with that story. And funny enough, the conversation ends right there.

Also by the way, I only went as far as the 10th grade in high school (not sure where all this smart and savviness comes from). Dropped out in the 11th, but somehow manage to end up with a couple of Graduate degrees and being named Graduate Student of the Year by my university. Plus managed to amass over $250,000 in student loans, but not pay a cent in 8 years (and counting), and still have my payments of "nothing" each month, still count as a full, on time payment, as reported to the 3 credit bureaus. My family and I just love sticking it to the the man. I just keep telling folks, I am guided by a force greater than myself, perhaps greater than this life will ever know. Luckily it's good and so am I. Simply amazing, from the boy who said he'd be true. What's my favorite color? Hint: It rhymes with "true".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXLicO0CRvk

[Houston Player]

Can you give me examples of what I post you don't agree with.

My post are so mundane I don't see how it gets anyone worked up.

A lot of my post don't make it to print here.

A lot of your posts don't make it to print because you are probably on moderation and the moderator doesn't believe they are worth posting (I don't know if this is why it's just a guess, I'm not speaking for a moderator).

Your first post that I didn't agree with was about you having 800,000 baht or more in a Thai bank account but since you weren't here you were afraid that the account would be put in a dormant status and you didn't know how to get the money out. I responded to that post and I even sent you a PM to give you examples of how to solve the issue. When you didn't respond I knew you were weren't serious. Then as you started to post more I noticed that your experiences were way different from mine. Not just occasionally but almost consistently different especially when talking about ladies behavior and your posts about certain bars were totally different from mine. I'm not calling you out as being a liar or making shit up or anything that like but I am saying that I disagree with most of your posts. Until now I had chosen to just ignore most of your posts as they didn't relate to me.

[Banana Boi]

Can you give me examples of what I post you don't agree with.

My post are so mundane I don't see how it gets anyone worked up.

A lot of my post don't make it to print here.

Too funny. HP was trying to defend you and now you're questioning him!

Bit Siri.

[Danny Duck]

Com'on man I don't agree with Danny Duck very often and I don't like most of his posts but you are being ridiculous in your rebuttals to him now. What you say may be true if you're an often visitor to a bar and know a girl or are well known in the bar. But as a casual or first time visitor you can NOT sit with a hot girl and feel her up and DFK her without first buying her a lady drink.

Can you give me examples of what I post you don't agree with.

My post are so mundane I don't see how it gets anyone worked up.

A lot of my post don't make it to print here.

[Houston Player]

The guy who is too lazy to even post an url is demanding photos from Mr. E? Don't ask for photos if you never post any yourself!

And yes you can do it with hot girls.

Bit Siri.

Com'on man I don't agree with Danny Duck very often and I don't like most of his posts but you are being ridiculous in your rebuttals to him now. What you say may be true if you're an often visitor to a bar and know a girl or are well known in the bar. But as a casual or first time visitor you can NOT sit with a hot girl and feel her up and DFK her without first buying her a lady drink.

[Banana Boi]

These claims need to be backed up with photos. You not going to get away with this doing it to Hot girls.

500 batters, I guess.

The guy who is too lazy to even post an url is demanding photos from Mr. E? Don't ask for photos if you never post any yourself!

And yes you can do it with hot girls.

Bit Siri.

[Franciscass]

No need to get so defensive my MP for Pattaya, who ever said being privileged refers only to being wealthy, can be but it can also mean being special such as having exceptional game, being gifted with superior intellect and so on. No idea what your financial circumstances are, perhaps your described lifestyle is out of necessity perhaps not but nobody is in any doubt by your own account you are an extraordinarily accomplished individual and this is why I described you as privileged.

Forgot to mention in my reply but yet another example of your privileged existence is your literary achievements. With your linguistic simplicity and frolicsome fables you have explored the periphery and the specificity of human experience and uncovered the abyss beneath our illusory sense of connection with the world. With hallucinatory realism and sensual ecstasy you have merged folk tales and created an imagined world, where life and myth coalesce to form a disconcerting picture of the human condition. With your unique experiences and insights in which the fantastic and the realistic are combined in a world of imagination you portray the tormented soul and the destitution of modern man with understanding and subtle analysis. With your imaginative writings, keen social perception with elemental force you bring alive Pattaya's dreams. Using deep insight your posts penetrate the mystique of go go land and with intensity and clear-sighted earnestness your descriptions of peasant life in Thailand are truly epic. In summary you been of very great benefit to humanity and have exerted a far-reaching influence on our age and wholly deserve your Nobel prize for Literature joining the ranks of similar visionaries such as Beckett, Camus and Sartre.

[TConor]

Let's see, I've stayed here in Pattaya almost 15 months now. Privileged would probably mean I've been living it up at the Hilton or Avani, in a 1 bedroom suite with sea view. Privileged means I would probably dished out the cash to get a motorbike or bicycle, or perhaps both to get around town. Privileged means every time I got bored and escaped to BKK, it would have been in a private car.

Instead, I walk everywhere, everyday, twice a day at least 4 km. When I go super far, in Pattaya I would take the 10 baht bus. And when I go to BKK, I take the public bus, get dropped off at Ekkamai BTS, and take the skytrain from there. And the reason, I walk everywhere is to keep this BMI at healthy 22.7 and you ain't going to find a Chunky Monkey in Pattaya, even if you tried.

Every morning, I take my first shower of the day using the public showers by the swimming pool. If I want a quiet and really deep sleep in the cold type of nap, I take my soft blanket, and head to Royal Garden. The mall is dead and empty, but quiet enough for an awesome nap with fantastic dreams in the kids play area.

And the most per month I've paid is $400 for a condo or hotel. I clean and cook myself. The condo I am at now, I leave my door open to get free air-conditioning from the cool hallway during the hot day. And at night, I sleep with a mosquito net, and my windows open. This saves a shit load in bills.

By the way, my current rent where I am at is only $330, but here's the kicker. That price includes electric and water. So why do I not run the AC as often to keep myself comfortable or take showers in my room? I do this, unknowingly to my landlord and his family, so they can keep more of the rent I pay them.

So am I a Cheap Charlie, smart and savvy, privileged, or something else this damned world has never seen before? And my reward for all my sacrifice and being a good Angel? That is to keep on banging these hot girls, whilst sticking my thumb in their asses. Even Jesus Christ would be proud of me. Can I get an Hallelujah and AMEN?

It seem to me a poor soul in a homeless shelter has it better.

[Berrys66]

The Indian variant is very transmissible so masks.

S will be needed as it gets a grip around the world.

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/british-ai...104639041.html

[Franciscass]

Let's see, I've stayed here in Pattaya almost 15 months now. Privileged would probably mean I've been living it up at the Hilton or Avani, in a 1 bedroom suite with sea view. Privileged means I would probably dished out the cash to get a motorbike or bicycle, or perhaps both to get around town. Privileged means every time I got bored and escaped to BKK, it would have been in a private car.

No need to get so defensive my MP for Pattaya, who ever said being privileged refers only to being wealthy, can be but it can also mean being special such as having exceptional game, being gifted with superior intellect and so on. No idea what your financial circumstances are, perhaps your described lifestyle is out of necessity perhaps not but nobody is in any doubt by your own account you are an extraordinarily accomplished individual and this is why I described you as privileged.

[MonkeyPaw]

Order order gentlemen I say I say, members of this venerable forum have to stop impugning my good friend the right honorable MP for Pattaya. It's not his fault he is a privileged young man of tender age. SNIP...

Let's see, I've stayed here in Pattaya almost 15 months now. Privileged would probably mean I've been living it up at the Hilton or Avani, in a 1 bedroom suite with sea view. Privileged means I would probably dished out the cash to get a motorbike or bicycle, or perhaps both to get around town. Privileged means every time I got bored and escaped to BKK, it would have been in a private car.

Instead, I walk everywhere, everyday, twice a day at least 4 km. When I go super far, in Pattaya I would take the 10 baht bus. And when I go to BKK, I take the public bus, get dropped off at Ekkamai BTS, and take the skytrain from there. And the reason, I walk everywhere is to keep this BMI at healthy 22.7 and you ain't going to find a Chunky Monkey in Pattaya, even if you tried.

Every morning, I take my first shower of the day using the public showers by the swimming pool. If I want a quiet and really deep sleep in the cold type of nap, I take my soft blanket, and head to Royal Garden. The mall is dead and empty, but quiet enough for an awesome nap with fantastic dreams in the kids play area.

And the most per month I've paid is $400 for a condo or hotel. I clean and cook myself. The condo I am at now, I leave my door open to get free air-conditioning from the cool hallway during the hot day. And at night, I sleep with a mosquito net, and my windows open. This saves a shit load in bills.

By the way, my current rent where I am at is only $330, but here's the kicker. That price includes electric and water. So why do I not run the AC as often to keep myself comfortable or take showers in my room? I do this, unknowingly to my landlord and his family, so they can keep more of the rent I pay them.

So am I a Cheap Charlie, smart and savvy, privileged, or something else this damned world has never seen before? And my reward for all my sacrifice and being a good Angel? That is to keep on banging these hot girls, whilst sticking my thumb in their asses. Even Jesus Christ would be proud of me. Can I get an Hallelujah and AMEN?

[Sam Sanuk]

What will we talk about then?

LOL.

Things might begin to turn around sooner than I expected, with today's announcement by the USA's CDC. New and emerging data says that for those who are fully vaccinated not need to wear masks except on planes and busses. Further, those who are fully vaccinated are extremely unlikely to transmit the virus should they unknowingly carry it. If this analysis is accepted by the public and by most countries, come November, 2021, every plane landing at Suvarnabhumi will have its windows fogged on the inside. LOL.

SS.

[Jimmy Boy 99]

Empathy itself just means to be able to put yourself in a position of another (person, place, thing, or the plural of these forms). It is an enormous concept, even a gift of sorts to those who can master it. Because you then have the ability to predict and even control others. It is a power that is not given to all, and not even to its fullest extent to those who think they may have it. There are 3 types of empathy.

1. Compassionate (This is the one most people think of when the term "empathy" is used. Basically, it just means to have an understanding to what is being felt).

2. Emotional (Being able to read and understand their emotions. This is very high level skill, such as laughter doesn't necessarily mean happiness).

3. Cognitive (Being able to see from their perspective and thinking. Basically, you are able to read their mind and thought processes).

The faster anyone is able to do these 3, the better they will become at the game of "LIFE. " Being highly skilled in empathy, allows you manage your own emotions and raises your own power in "emotional intelligence. " Google this one. This is a real concept CIA agents and spies have. To be able to control your emotions in response to another's to achieve your own goals, goes beyond discipline. When one is able to really master this skill of emotion intelligence, they become Hannibal Lecter-like. And can really get into the minds of others and manipulate them for any purpose they wish.

So back to what you asked. There is a reason why, a "thank you" is always better than ignore. You have one hostess, checking in at least 200 rooms and 400 guests for breakfast time at Radisson Blu. At around 8-9 am, it's probably the busiest and the guest line will get longer and longer, as she checks off the rooms one by one. They guests always gets inpatient, tables don't get cleaned quick enough, and there is always bitching and griping. The hostess just smiles, lots of "I'm sorries," stays respectful to these 5 star hotel guests, and continues to do her job. Her only job is to be the gatekeeper at the check in desk and help bus tables when it's slow. It's not to be the security or detective to see who is valid and who is not. She doesn't get paid enough to be the Radisson RoboCop. Your "thank you" to her and politeness to other staff, is a "play" on empathy. Hope you get the gist. But like I said, empathy in itself, is a gift or power that not everybody or everything has. Remember Eddie Haskell with "Good afternoon Mrs. Clever. That's a lovely dress you are wearing. " Eddie was always able to concoct and instigate schemes with his friends, schemes for which they, not Eddie, would be in the position of blame if caught. Master of the Game type shit. Snip/

So you would use your being "highly skilled in empathy" to make her complicit in your theft by not reporting it to management? What a guy!

[Banana Boi]

Let this Corona be over as soon as possible. Enough already.

What will we talk about then?

[Abellaa]

Let this Corona be over as soon as possible. Enough already.