Bangkok Reports

[FunMan13]

Toppers,

Can you provide more information about the Bar opposite Chrome Bar? What is the name of the bar? Is it exactly opposite Chrome? Mimi sounds like my kind of girl. Thanks.

Funman13.

Hi all,

I thought this might be interesting for a read.

Day2: Time 10 pm. I wanted to try the Chrome Bar for a nuru massage. I was about to enter and a mamasan asked me to select a girl from the opposite Bar. A selection of girls were provide about 7-8 of which I selected a girl named Mimi. 1500 baht paid she took me 2 floor up for a nuru massage. Boy she was hot and chatty. She kind of proposed the list of things we could do and led the way. Quickly we went to the shower and then we laid in a plastic bed where she started the body rub. Amazing body and excellent BBJ which was one of the highlights. She asked if I wanted rimming I said ok, then she asked if I liked squirting I said yes and she did everything no complaints. Absolute GFE. Then we shifted to the bed, continued with the amazing BBJ and then the deed. She asked if I wanted CIM I said yes and went ahead. For me, it was one of the best sessions with this amazing girl. I wanted to tip her 500 baht but I only had 1000 baht notes and she said next time. For 1500 baht, it was an absolute blast. She gave me her number and I have her picture too. I don't know if I allowed to post. If you say I will.

WIR: Yes.

I will post more when I have time.

Thanks,

Toppers.

[FunMan13]

I arrived in Bangkok on Dec. 31,2018. It was one of the best evenings of my life. Almost every small bar off Soi 4 (Nana area) had some kind of New Year's eve party. There was delicious free food, party atmosphere. I am thinking of going there again this New Year's eve.

Funman13.

[Downandup]

I always find it challenging to find a good location to visit for NYE. I am from the USA And it seems like most of the ladies in the nearby spots go home for the holidays.

Thinking about Thailand as an alternative this year, maybe the day after Christmas until January 5 or so.

Does anyone have thoughts either way on this? Thanks in advance.

I did it last year, I was required to take AL at this time and was not going to hang about at home for two weeks. It was a great time to visit even if so much was closed down due to Covid. I spent a week in Bangkok and a week in Pattaya, this time I am going to spend two weeks in Pattaya.

[Alex Alexa]

Here's a good one.

Per Sticky. Billboards 7th anniversary birthday bash.

3 paegaent winners out of 100 entrants. He has all in a Photo.

2 out of the three could arguably be considered under a 5 on the Famous Beauty scale.

Is this what is considered Beauty now?

Explains why very few Koreans and Japanese will be found inside. Hahaha.

I saw lots of Medium men from the east and the other sub continent on my one visit in June.

[Alex Alexa]

I know you guys like reading about Men and their sex in detail.

I pass.

I catch other things.

Ex. Thaniya Road is not Booming as indicated. Girls many good looking but no customers. If you look real closely it's just Thais milling about trying to hook the few Japanese around the area.

Somewhere in the long report the writer says most of the Girls were distant like, which is almost always the case in first session.

Nothing Distinction about that. If they all fell head over heels after 10 seconds, that would be Distinction worthy.

One instance he said it got more GFE. But then he say the girl was on her phone more and more. What. That is worthy of Distinction.

[Alex Alexa]

/ Professor Kingsfield ON.

From the Reports of Distinction Thread

Short Comment: This is NOT a report of distinction LINK so doesn't belong in that thread.

Long Comment (for those non-ADHD affected):

In the ROD thread, subtitled Links to Reports of Distinction, most members know that they are for LINKS, NOT COMMENTS (comments are posted in the referenced thread, hence my post here). Not a written rule, but just kind of understood (especially if you take a glance at previous posts in a ROD thread, but that seems anathema to some). If you look at any country's ROD thread, you can see that they are all links to useful reports, even the blah-blah-blah pits of DXB and India. Nobody said they were for the hottest girls, the most beautiful girls, etc. , etc. Just useful for QUICKLY finding out the scene on the ground, pertinent LINKS, sans clutter. You see, some members complain about clutter.

Personally, MY desirable ladies are those who have a cute face, a nice body, AND a GOOD attitude towards ME. I can easily pass over an a-lister who's not smiling, not looking at me in favor of a cutie who IS locking eyes with me with a big smile. Myself, I want to have FUN with the girl (and it IS BUSINESS for her), but still, I prefer someone who acts like a partner rather than a lump just putting in the time.

Now, out of your current 28 reports (ah, searching, so easy when you know how. Read my post), I've found 2 that are marginally useful, specific 1 line reports of the state of certain rainbow bars. But you've never written what I would consider a real FR with any one of all your NOT-run-of-the-mill girls, as in: did you pull, how much was the bar fine, how much the cost, ST / LT, what were the services provided, and even, sometimes, a name / number. What was the MP, cost, services ...; did the escort live up to the booking expectations, cost, etc. I UNDERSTAND that everyone has different ideas of beauty, different standards, and because a lady provides xyz services to you doesn't mean she'll provide for me. Still, when I compare your FR's to Newton York's (or Thomas9's), I find yours, to quote, Not worthy of High Distinction. The way I read Newton York's FR's, they didn't seem run-of-the-mill to ME (and to others who have commented on their usefulness). And even if they were run-of-the-mill, at least I know he is a player. You? Not so much, but I'll take your non-word that you actually do play. Your reports containing useful info? I don't find it a problem to stick my head inside of a bar to see which is crowded and which is sparse, but I do appreciate the direction of which I should try first.

You are certainly entitled to your opinions, but I'd suggest posting them where most would post them. But I do understand your aspiration of having a post there because I doubt that I will see any of your reports there via another's hand. You said you will be back in November on a 60 day tourist visa. Hopefully (and hope does spring eternal) you will prove me wrong. We shall see.

And who am I? Some old fuddy-duddy who's glory day FR's have been consigned to the (I say archive, you say dustbin). But, on any given trip, I've managed to post a few FR's with DETAILS. Easy to verify. Just click on my handle, though you will have to go to the 2nd page to pick up my actual trail. But as in any good serial ... to be continued. And in 2 months, if I haven't, feel free to call me on it.

Sometimes it's wise to follow the herd; leave the ROD thread for LINKS, not COMMENTS; leave it pristine, not cluttered.

/ Professor Kingsfield OFF.

Administration: feel free to remove if this is too argumentative.

I like Heated exchanges.

To me his report was Pure cringe.

[Alex Alexa]

That is interesting. I have always maintained that my experience over the past decade of living in Thailand is very different from what I often read here. That is another example of it.

For me, go-go bars are among the best sources of good, no hurry Real Sex. Right up there with Freelancers and Regular Ladies on dating sites like ThaiFriendly and Tinder after I have had a brief video chat with them and Freelancer girls on the street.

Mind you, I am talking about girls that I approach or who approach me that I am attracted to enough to want to fuck and who will agree upfront to BBFSCIP with me. That last part probably greatly effects my results. But I will only rarely change that upfront agreement program. Covered anything is a total waste of my time and money for me and "go with the flow and see what happens in the room" produces at least an 80% chance of the session being a waste of time, money and an erection.

On getting that upfront agreement, Bangkok go-go bars and the other better sources listed above produce a success rate of about 60% for me. Granted, at go-go bars I have to pay a barfine to the bar and more to the girl afterwards than I would likely pay at many other places. But it is worth it to me.

By contrast, the sources that have produced a success rate too low to even count for getting that upfront agreement for BBFSCIP, 10 -15% tops, have been Freelancers and Regular Ladies online who I have only texted but not video chatted with, beer bars, massage shops, especially the so-called PSE Happy Ending shops like Tulip and Mango, Thermae, Beer Garden on Soi 7 and anywhere in Pattaya. That includes Pattaya's go-go bars, beer bars, Soi 6 and Beach Road.

Getting an upfront agreement for BBBJCIM is easier than for BBFSCIP almost everywhere in Bangkok. But the chance of it actually turning out that way is very low while the chance of it turning into a Hand Job with some Oral Foreplay thrown in is very high.

Again and as always, YMMV.

You are not the average mongerer.

Others experiences don't aplly.

[11Bravo]

I always find it challenging to find a good location to visit for NYE. I am from the USA And it seems like most of the ladies in the nearby spots go home for the holidays.

Thinking about Thailand as an alternative this year, maybe the day after Christmas until January 5 or so.

Does anyone have thoughts either way on this? Thanks in advance.

The great thing about the Thais is ANY excuse for a party: Christmas, Western New Year, Chinese New Year, Thai New Year. Thais like to party. It can be disconcerting to be walking around, hearing Christmas carols in 85 degrees, 70% humidity, with palm trees. Most malls put up Christmas decorations, including trees. The attached photo was captured from the Sky Train outside of Emporium. Methinks those little kids might not be Christian, but certainly in the Christmas spirit.

Given that, a number of girls will go home for the New Year (actually a lot on the day after, not wanting to miss "Open Wallets, holiday spirits"), traffic leaving BKK a bi*tch. 3 years ago, just after Christmas, I met a real stunner outside one of the Soi 23's MP's. Extremely enjoyable, great body, BEAUTIFUL face (missionary just about mandatory), great service. I told her I'd see her again, she advised that she'd be leaving in 2 days for home, back around the 10th. She was such a stunner that I was totally mesmerized. Forgot WHICH MP it was. So for a week after the 10th, a SAD sight, I'd walk Soi 23's massage strip, looking for her. Tried to ask for her, but maybe I was so dazzled, I'd garbled her name. Never saw her again. One of those, "Should have gotten her Line_ID" girls.

Point is, it was a favorable deal because she wanted to pick up as much cash as she could for the trip home; you DON'T go home empty-handed. And even though I never saw HER again, there were enough that I never went thirsty.

As anywhere, NYE, EVERYONE jacks up their prices, bars will throw parties. A lot of people on the street, partying. Decades ago, I once went down for the show and fireworks near the Grand Palace, before the sky train. Easy enough to GET there, took me an hour's walk to get out of the departing crowd to find an empty taxi.

Being the grouch that I am, I'm not inclined to go out in the crowds, especially around drunken louts, preferring the entertainment at home. I'd GUESS that a number of ladies will be looking for the BIG score, and there might be a lot of competition. But I will say it's not the worst place to be for NYE, and even then, that's only 1 night. Certainly reason enough to visit.

Hopefully others, especially residents, can contribute more accurate info.

[Smokers Rule]

I always find it challenging to find a good location to visit for NYE. I am from the USA And it seems like most of the ladies in the nearby spots go home for the holidays.

Thinking about Thailand as an alternative this year, maybe the day after Christmas until January 5 or so.

Does anyone have thoughts either way on this? Thanks in advance.

[11Bravo]

/ Professor Kingsfield ON.

From the Reports of Distinction Thread

What I noticed. A few times he referred to a Girl as a top 5 at her place of employment before entering the Jungles of Nana Plaza where all of a sudden they became avg. Hahaha.

Anyone get that uneasy feeling he just having Sex with run of the Mill girls.

Not worthy of High Distinction.

Short Comment: This is NOT a report of distinction LINK so doesn't belong in that thread.

Long Comment (for those non-ADHD affected):

In the ROD thread, subtitled Links to Reports of Distinction, most members know that they are for LINKS, NOT COMMENTS (comments are posted in the referenced thread, hence my post here). Not a written rule, but just kind of understood (especially if you take a glance at previous posts in a ROD thread, but that seems anathema to some). If you look at any country's ROD thread, you can see that they are all links to useful reports, even the blah-blah-blah pits of DXB and India. Nobody said they were for the hottest girls, the most beautiful girls, etc. , etc. Just useful for QUICKLY finding out the scene on the ground, pertinent LINKS, sans clutter. You see, some members complain about clutter.

I don't get RTFF replies. Can't imagine reading thru lots of nonsense to get maybe non pertinent info.

Personally, MY desirable ladies are those who have a cute face, a nice body, AND a GOOD attitude towards ME. I can easily pass over an a-lister who's not smiling, not looking at me in favor of a cutie who IS locking eyes with me with a big smile. Myself, I want to have FUN with the girl (and it IS BUSINESS for her), but still, I prefer someone who acts like a partner rather than a lump just putting in the time.

Now, out of your current 28 reports (ah, searching, so easy when you know how. Read my post), I've found 2 that are marginally useful, specific 1 line reports of the state of certain rainbow bars. But you've never written what I would consider a real FR with any one of all your NOT-run-of-the-mill girls, as in: did you pull, how much was the bar fine, how much the cost, ST / LT, what were the services provided, and even, sometimes, a name / number. What was the MP, cost, services ...; did the escort live up to the booking expectations, cost, etc. I UNDERSTAND that everyone has different ideas of beauty, different standards, and because a lady provides xyz services to you doesn't mean she'll provide for me. Still, when I compare your FR's to Newton York's (or Thomas9's), I find yours, to quote, Not worthy of High Distinction. The way I read Newton York's FR's, they didn't seem run-of-the-mill to ME (and to others who have commented on their usefulness). And even if they were run-of-the-mill, at least I know he is a player. You? Not so much, but I'll take your non-word that you actually do play. Your reports containing useful info? I don't find it a problem to stick my head inside of a bar to see which is crowded and which is sparse, but I do appreciate the direction of which I should try first.

You are certainly entitled to your opinions, but I'd suggest posting them where most would post them. But I do understand your aspiration of having a post there because I doubt that I will see any of your reports there via another's hand. You said you will be back in November on a 60 day tourist visa. Hopefully (and hope does spring eternal) you will prove me wrong. We shall see.

And who am I? Some old fuddy-duddy who's glory day FR's have been consigned to the (I say archive, you say dustbin). But, on any given trip, I've managed to post a few FR's with DETAILS. Easy to verify. Just click on my handle, though you will have to go to the 2nd page to pick up my actual trail. But as in any good serial ... to be continued. And in 2 months, if I haven't, feel free to call me on it.

Sometimes it's wise to follow the herd; leave the ROD thread for LINKS, not COMMENTS; leave it pristine, not cluttered.

/ Professor Kingsfield OFF.

Administration: feel free to remove if this is too argumentative.

[EihTooms]

Mr York. If you are having fun with one out of two Agogo girls you are way ahead of the Game. Hahaha.

Has to be the toughest nut to crack. As soon as you get them Naked they want you to Finish. Hahaha.

It's just why I hesitate so much.

Agogos are great but not necessarily for Barfining.

That is interesting. I have always maintained that my experience over the past decade of living in Thailand is very different from what I often read here. That is another example of it.

For me, go-go bars are among the best sources of good, no hurry Real Sex. Right up there with Freelancers and Regular Ladies on dating sites like ThaiFriendly and Tinder after I have had a brief video chat with them and Freelancer girls on the street.

Mind you, I am talking about girls that I approach or who approach me that I am attracted to enough to want to fuck and who will agree upfront to BBFSCIP with me. That last part probably greatly effects my results. But I will only rarely change that upfront agreement program. Covered anything is a total waste of my time and money for me and "go with the flow and see what happens in the room" produces at least an 80% chance of the session being a waste of time, money and an erection.

On getting that upfront agreement, Bangkok go-go bars and the other better sources listed above produce a success rate of about 60% for me. Granted, at go-go bars I have to pay a barfine to the bar and more to the girl afterwards than I would likely pay at many other places. But it is worth it to me.

By contrast, the sources that have produced a success rate too low to even count for getting that upfront agreement for BBFSCIP, 10 -15% tops, have been Freelancers and Regular Ladies online who I have only texted but not video chatted with, beer bars, massage shops, especially the so-called PSE Happy Ending shops like Tulip and Mango, Thermae, Beer Garden on Soi 7 and anywhere in Pattaya. That includes Pattaya's go-go bars, beer bars, Soi 6 and Beach Road.

Getting an upfront agreement for BBBJCIM is easier than for BBFSCIP almost everywhere in Bangkok. But the chance of it actually turning out that way is very low while the chance of it turning into a Hand Job with some Oral Foreplay thrown in is very high.

Again and as always, YMMV.

[Alex Alexa]

Mr York. If you are having fun with one out of two Agogo girls you are way ahead of the Game. Hahaha.

Has to be the toughest nut to crack. As soon as you get them Naked they want you to Finish. Hahaha.

It's just why I hesitate so much.

Agogos are great but not necessarily for Barfining.

[PayForIt]

Final thoughts:
There's only Bangkok. There's only one minus. And it's the hot humid weather. But that's it. That's literally it. Everything else is great. This is the place, this might really be it. The place I go back to over and over and over again.
For any number of reasons I've seen a lot of the world, but Thailand's pucker factor is damn near zero for me. I can't even say that with Europe.
Now with all this, Europe just feels too pricey to me. Like it's not worth it anymore. The strong Dollar aside, it just doesn't feel worth it no more. It's the same thing as the 3 lapdances in a NYC strip club thing. With what you can get for X amount in Bangkok, why pay more for the same or less in Europe? Unless there's a specific type of blonde / brunette that you want, sure that makes sense. But when you get as old as me, and pragmatism kicks in and you say to yourself pussy is pussy, then cost and ease of access wins out all the time. I've had me some great blondes and brunettes over the years, especially in Prague but in the end with lack of time, since I'm old, and an eye on funds, value has to win out. I get it, I can get a nice blonde in Lisbon for 150 euros which is now just 150 bucks or less, but it's for barely an hour, and no guarantee it'll be good, no access to the wonder pill as well, so I won't be able to enjoy it as much, and when the trip itself, hotel and flights are not that much more to Bangkok as it is to Lisbon, it just sells itself.
No more escort agencies. No more Thermae (Min was demanding and definitely not service oriented), truly amateur. Do not trust photos. Try to get a live line up. Even if the girl seems friendly in the line up and smiles, etc. Overall, the best value for money has to be the massage / sex places, or in our parlance the 'oilies'. For an hour to 90 minutes, or 2 hours, you get showered by and with the girl, a massage, sometimes a very good massage, blowjob, and the actual sex itself, and very rarely even rimmed. 9 out of 10 times the blowjob is bareback, so that's a plus in my book. It's service and being serviced all the way.

It's weird how when you're on the ground, living this life at this place, the difference between 200 to 500 baht seems to matter, cause the offer is made as an option, but it's barely $5. I don't always go for the jacuzzi, but for an extra $10 bucks sometimes, sure, why not? Am I ever coming back? Can I get anything like this at the fraction of this cost in NYC? So to me, I just had to live a little.

Don't bother with the fancy soapies up there in Huai Kwang. For what you're paying, you can get the same in the Sukhumvit / Phrom Phong area for half the price or less. Those places, from my last trip, they'll rush you to pick just the same, and you're paying a premium for the place itself and the ambience more than anything.

That's it fellas. I thank you for reading. Such is the paradox of trips like this, the anticipation of the adventure itself, the joy of the moments at hand, but the brutal sadness once the journey's concluded. I'm an old man, and one can dream, there is a ton of information on retirement in Thailand, but it's still beyond me. But maybe it's a good thing, in the sense that too much of a good thing can be bad. I think back to my FKK days, and I wondered what life must be like for hobbyists living there in Germany. Just knowing that right there is a place, not a hop, skip and a jump away with hot naked women that they have access to everyday whenever they want to, and to one extent or another they get a little jaded about it. Cynicism, boredom creeps in, and they look for more or better. As old as I am, I still remember the early days of my hobbying career and the excitement, the joy, the wonder of each sexual encounter. Those days I rated almost every fuck as good, when now I would say they were just ok. I don't know, never having had the chance to live in a city or country where legal or semi-legal prostitution is readily available, I just can't say. If I had to put money on it, I'd say it's a good thing in the end. Because why not? I imagine all those years of visiting strip clubs in New York that I did, if it had been Frankfurt or Prague, Singapore or Auckland, Nuremberg or London, Bangkok or Montreal, I woulda had sex instead of getting just lap dances. Because of where I currently am stuck in, I have to fly to places to get my dick wet. I've said this in my older posts elsewhere in this forum, but for you fellas that get to live full time in the cities with readily accessible hobbying options, don't ever leave.

Mr. As other have posted previously, your reports were just off the scale amazing. The detail, info, the humour, etc. Loved it all.

I had the good fortune of reading most of them when I was actually in BKK. I therefore sometimes followed your track so that some of the places you went to one day I visited the next!

I suspect we are similar in age. You say you are old but if you are nutting 2 or 3 times a day you ain't that old. I think once we get past 50 we think we are old but in this modern day that's not too old.

I've cherry picked some of your comments from the reports above for specific reasons.

I agree with an awful lot of what you say but not all.

Most of all I loved your comment about how on the ground the difference between 200 and 500 baht becomes significant whereas in your own country you wouldn't bat an eyelid about it. I cannot agree more. On my recent visits to Pattaya and BKK I resolved NOT to do this this time. I have fallen victim to it before when I have stupidly turned down great options because 1500 baht sounded expensive. Notwithstanding that in my own territory (Europe) that would be about 70 euros! 70 euros is entry only into most FKKs! That's not getting your dick wet or dry. Its getting it through the door! This trip I did not succumb to this false economy nonsense. Oh I know locals will say "you two week millionaires kill it for us locals" but I don't buy that. The girls know very well the difference between the guys who live locally / are regulars, and the two week tourist. They know they cannot hope to snare a regular with prices they managed to persuade us tourists to part with. I had one amazing day in a gentleman's club in Pattaya, knowing I was leaving the next day (and with some sadness but not on your scale) so decided to fill my boots and took one girl after another, with some breaks for food, drinks, pool, talking but mainly a long string of ladies including a couple of threesomes before ending the night in the room partying with 4 girls! If you are nutting 3 times per day hats off to you. That's simply impossible for me. On a good day I might get the second one out! But like you, you learn to adapt, and enjoy the ride. So a great tip for other tourists. Don't start moaning about a girl quoting you 1200 baht when you've read on ISG that the price is 1000 baht. If you like her just do it! The 200 isn't worth the hassle!

I know what you mean about Thermae but I just couldn't resist going in frequently and selected several girls. Their negotiation skills are poor. This is due to being in the herd of girls and wanting a catch, and if you go in wearing expensive clothes and smelling good, they almost smirk at the other girls when you chose them. Long time since I was considered "the prize"! I had a lot of fun with a tiny little girl with short black hair called Noy from Thermae.

The oillies are also my favourites. I love the soapies in Pattaya and lament the closing of Annies which I also loved, but there are great options at the oilies and very reasonably priced. For me, Huai Kwang was good. I loved the whole look and feel of those big brash places and again, I didn't care that they were more costly than the oilies because in comparison with sterling and euros, and the cost of good sex in Europe / UK / Dubai / Singapore, this was still incredibly cheap. My personal favourite being La Belle. Some excellent choices. Only place I felt I was being ripped of in was The Pimp club. Only went once. Flash, impressive, great line up, but you are required to take 2 girls minimum to a room (first hour 2000 and each hour 1000 after), and buy a bottle (starts at 4000 even for wine! I knew before I went there that it was unlikely to cost me less than 15000 for the night. Ok its a lot especially in Thailand, but its less than I've spent for a night in Manchester, Berlin, Frankfurt, Madrid, Malaga, London etc for a great time. I did have a great time but felt it was pressured and sharky and the journey there from central BKK (I stupidly went on a bike) was crazy. But still a great experience.

Your approach to this trip, the exercise, walking, stealth, economics, appreciation of the touristy elements and sympathy for the stories (even if a little heavy sometimes) resonated so much with me. The members of the BKK forum should be forever in your debt. Fabulous reports Sir.

[Farcondee]

Another interesting thing to note is how people here seem to operate only on military time. No one does 2 pm, it'll always be 1400 hours.

That's only "military time" in the US. In all of Europe and most of Asia it's the normal way we write down the time.

Also: Seriously good report. I just spent 45 minutes reading everything you wrote, taking many notes for my upcoming 3 weeks in BKK.

[Newton York]

Day 11:

Had the single greatest meal I've ever had in my life. I love this place. Same chicken place I talked about on Day 10. Anyway, for today I thought I'd try something different, or at least experience a different part of town. Stopped by Thaniya and Patpong to see what the fuss is all about. Eh, it's ok. Finally found the world famous Black Pagoda. This is the very same place that was featured on a documentary about prostitution, can't remember the name of the documentary, but it focuses on the lives of prostitutes in Thailand, India and Mexico. And just the fact that the way Black Pagoda is built, a glass bridge between 2 buildings overseeing the whole area, one has to experience it at least once.

Black Pagoda: The girls seemed pretty desperate and I had a beer, bought 2 lady drinks and split. Patpong overall had a sad vibe to it, like it was kinda deserted and the girls themselves were saying that it just ain't like how it used to be. They themselves said most of the action is now in Nana and Cowboy. Met a super nice girl there that I would later see relocate to another gogo, I'm not going to mention names here cause I kinda want to keep her to myself. She'd be a top 5 in Patpong easily, but in Nana, she'd just be another girl. But still, she's number 1 to me. Never got to barfine her because of scheduling conflicts but God knows if I ever got to back, yes, I'm going to deifnitely fuck the shit out of her. Found out some days later that some of the girls I met on this very night left for greener pastures in Nana.

Kings Castle: This place was weird but in a very good way. The 20 minutes I was there, aside from the initial beer, no one, and I mean no one hassled me. I loved it. Girls were ok looking too. But just the whole area, and the sad vibe kinda turned me off and I left. From Nana to Cowboy to Patpong, this was the one and only gogo bar where the mamasan did not hassle me. I give it 5 stars just for that. Hell, maybe just for that I'd go so far as to say it's the single best gogo bar in all of Bangkok. Kinda wished I tried a girl from there to see what she'd be like and what the nearby short time rooms are like.

Patpong was super quiet but Thaniya was buzzing, felt like Thermae, except outside on the street, all the girls milling about with guys. And bunch more girls on chairs at the side. Having spoken to Rita from Thermae a few days ago when I took her out, she explained to me how Thaniya works since she herself works at one of them karaoke joints. Overall, nice area, just not sure how to or if I want to partake since the m. O. Is quite similar anyway. A lot of these girls that straddle the line of pro / no-pro, the fucking itself is just that, just fucking. With the massage girls, there's way more emphasis on service and making you happy.

Day 12 :

By this point I've been in Bangkok for over 2 weeks, took some time off from the hobbying to recover. There's no way having the wonder pill in my system everyday for 2 weeks plus alcohol plus my old man medications can be healthy. Feeling ok, plenty of good food and a metric ton of tourism out of the way, I bravely plowed on with the sex for hobbying day 12.

Relax Room: Thanks to a japanese forum, I found this place that from the outside looks like a legit place, or at least legit in that only a HJ might be had. If you walked by and saw the sign, you'd never guess that it was a fuck joint. But wouldn't you know it, it's a full on sex joint, again don't do what I did and pick from photos, but holy hell, this girl didn't just match her photos but exceeded it by like a lot. She was stunning! Gorgeous beyond words. I was thinking to myself what a beauty. You know the newest predator movie called Prey? Ok, imagine that girl, but even prettier. Sexier. That's what I'm talking about. Holy hell, she was hot. Yuki was friendly enough, and the massage was good, but it was only CBJ, and this was one of the few times I just didn't cum, but man oh man, was the sex hot. She let me fuck her in so mamy positions, and took it all like a champ, the moans, the sounds she was making, it was sexy as hell, and when I was doing her doggy, she started to touch herself. She was the first one I've banged so far that seemed to actually might be enjoying my dick. Its a nice feeling honestly to be thinking that maybe the girl you're fucking might be having a good time too. Weirdly, though the befoire and after of all that she was kinda of distant and when she turned the light down for the sex, it was so dark, I could barely see her pretty face. But she's easily in the top 5 prettiest fucks I've had on this trip. Also, for what I paid, 90 min, this place was one of the cheapest, easily the best value for money. Hot babe, nice clean environment, great massage. Great sex. A good time was definitely had. I'm appreciating the fact that it's not always about nutting. Thanks to the wonder pill and the fact I can keep it up now, the long fucking sessions, the sweaty hot sex in multiple positions, that's the thing right there. She's proof positive that the prettiest isn't always the best, but that's a lesson we mongers all learn from early on. But damn, still the sex was good even if she wasn't that active in it, she gave off a vibe of wanting to be there when I fucked her. Nice.

Paradise Massage: This is the Paradise that's famous for their prostate thing, not the place next to Don Quixote. Had Kae, and she did the prostate thing. Yeah, it was ok. I wanted to know what the fuss was all about. I figred if rimming feels so damn good, then a finger up my ass must be heaven, but maybe I'm not puckered up enough, cause it was kinda uncomfortable. Nice in the beginning, but borderline painful by the end. Did she get to my prostate? I couldn't really tell. She was the oldest I had on this trip, at around mid 30's. Which is still decades younger than me. Ha! Great man mades, and when I fucked her, she really couldn't take it. Says it was a cyst. Overall a good time. Also, easily the grimiest and lousiest place I've been, dingy and all that, but again I ain't here to fuck decor or furniture.

Asoke First Class: Where that Japanese forum steered me right when it came to Relax Room, it kinda steered me wrong to this place. Semi legit joint, they make sure you know when the word go that there's no sex, but HJ and BBBJ can be had for a tip. Weird thing is if you're a first timer, the mamasan manager by the name of Meiji is the one that 'interviews' you. So she's friendly enough, good conversation and all, but not very attractive. Still she blew me till I came in her mouth. But for the price, I don't think it was worth it. Now that I've been 'interviewed' and passed, she says I can pick whoever I want next time. And of course on the way out I see this younger prettier thing, and I'm thinking oh well. An ok time, but won't repeat.

Doki Doki: Wanting my dick to be in pussy, I schlepped back to Doki Doki, and would you believe it at even just 9 pm they're closing shop already. What? In Bangkok? Seriously? Anyways, only Nanny is available so I go for it. Now, the receptionist was having a coughing fit, and I'm thinking, well that don't sound too good. Covid? And when Nanny showed up, and we were both in the room, she coughed a little bit too. Oh wait a minute. But fuck it. I'm here to fuck. To hell with covid. She does the slipping sliding thing, again very little rimming when I was hoping for so much more, the sex was good, but it's just so slippery. Friendly enough, not the most attractive, I'd say fuckable. A good time overall. There was this moment when I saw like a read smear on her towel, and I was like 'huh?' She saw me looking at it and she said it's just lipstick. Ha! Scared myself for no reason. Here's the deal when it comes to hygiene, and maybe this is where Asian girls win over their european counterparts. I'm sure some of you guys out there, if you've done enough girls in the doggy position, you've experienced the 'shit' smell. I've only ever encountered once, and it was in Sweet Paradise in Prague so very many years ago. I was banging this chick doggy, and the weirdest poop smell showed up, and my first thought was it had to be the toilet in the bathroom since it was just right there, but I soon realized it was the girl herself, cause as soon I flipped her over for mish, the smell went away. Years later, I actually googled this, and whadya know fellas, it actually is a thing! Some girls, whether they know it or not, sometimes have the poop smell show up when you do them doggy, cause their asshole is right there. And it ain't farting either. Sometimes it ain't even about hygiene, it's how the girl herself is built down there. The same google links and posts I read seem to indicate that for some girls, no matter how much they clean themselves, that poopish scent is there when you doggy them. But in that case in Prague all those years ago, I think the chick didn't wash herself enough. But Asian girls, for the most part, they're always so very clean. Kinda wish they would shave themselves clean down there though, but that's my personal preference. And with all the Asian chicks I've doggied, not once was there ever a case of poop smell by way of doggy.

Crazy House: Stopped by this world famous gogo bar in Cowboy, and it was so damn packed, I walked right out. Like packed to the gills. What's going on in there, why is it so popular?

Day 13:

Escort that shall not be named: This day started out pretty bad I'm afraid. Some weird mix up with housekeeping, and all kinds of issues had me scrambling. And it was bad enough I think it best if I don't mention the name of the escort agency or the girl I got. She had the largest discrepancy between her photos and real life I have ever experienced in my hobbying career. To say her photos were 'photoshopped' are an understatement. Indeed it was her, but Jesus Christ. She was kinda gross too. Her stomach kept grumbling for some reason and when she laughed it was kinda maniacal. I was kinda grossed out. It took everything I had just to fuck her, at least her tits were nice and big, but that was it. When it hit me that the reason she kept adjusting her 'hair', was cause it was a wig, I think that's when I finally gave up and kindly asked her to leave. We did have a pretty decent conversation though, about her real job, etc. But for what I paid, so not worth it. I know it's pointless for me to write all this, when you don't know who to avoid cause I'm not naming the agency or the girl but we all know how escort agencies in Bangkok work, and they know my real name. If I bring this place up, and the girl, and if the owner reads this, or hears about it, odds are the owner / mamasan could retaliate. Hell, the escort, if you could even call her that, not too smartly called out my name, my real name, in the hotel lobby. Look, I get it. We're nobody's. In the end, no one gives 2 shits. But anonymity is part of the game. There's a sense of security at least. It's not just because of Min that Iv'e given up on Thermae, Rita will always be reason enough to try that place again, but just youtube 'Thermae Bangkok', and see for yourself how many of you guys have been caught on camera, living on youtube forever, for the world to see, because some dudes are just asshole enough to keep shooting secret videos of the places we go to be ourselves, to let loose for a change, and to not be judged. I don't know who keeps doing this, but for the love of God, stop. Just stop. Stop shooting these videos. It doesn't help anyone. There's a reason why we partake in a hobby so taboo. Anyway, the 'escort' wasn't all that attractive either. This is the only time I was glad she had her mask on in the lobby, cause if anyone did see, and that I had her delivered to my room to fuck, I'm sure most dudes would be like, what? Really? Many a times I've seen our fellow hobbyists with some of the most unattractive girls ever, especially here in Thailand, and I wonder what's going on, I feel sorry for them, maybe they need corrective glasses or something but today that was actually me. Never again dudes. Never again with escorts, and sure as shit never this agency ever either. Trust me when I say this, don't fuck with the locals, as much as I want to say the girls 'name' and the agency, best I don't. Because they know who I am, perhaps another good reason never to use escort agencies again. She was loud, uncouth, though the BBBJ was ok, even with the wonder pill there was no way I could keep myself attracted enough to her to fuck her. Just no way. This reminded me of that time in Auckland I was being massaged by a Maori girl, and though she had a slammin' body, her face just turned me off. She did her level best to try to make me cum, but it just wouldn't happen. Because it was an escort agency in Bangkok, this qualifies as the priciest, even for just a few hours, so sad to say, of the entire trip, this was the most expensive session, but easily one of, if not the worst. So the correlation between price and service / experience, was made even clearer to me today. Pricier definitely does not mean better. In the end, here in Bangkok anyway, cheaper is indeed better. Of course it depends on a lot of luck too, of which I have very little.

Can Can: To get the bad taste out of my mouth, I went to see Aer for the 3rd time. My God, for what I paid earlier, I coulda seen Aer 2 more times after this. Don't know if I mentioned this earlier, but she has a huge see-section scar, she's one of the few that doesn't talk about her kid or kids. But she's still so very friendly and smiley, and just a joy to be around. Her smile is infectious. Her lisp so adorable. Sex was very good, multiple positions, she rode me cowgirl so hard, I finally came through a combo of HJ and BJ, and knowing she would let me cum in mouth, I blasted but the timing was a bit off and I got her mostly on the lips and a little bit in her hair. Sexy, very sexy. She told me about her friend that wants to work there too, and it got me thinking, yup, there is no shortage of young hot girls that want to work these oilies cause of the money. Man, some of the talent is real nice, but yes, I would say most are just ok looking.

Spanky's: Was this Nana? I don't even remember anymore. Sat with Tong, cute enough, friendly. Bought her a drink and left, very little hassle from mamasan, so highly recommend this place. Considering the events of today, beyond this point I took a few days off, just kinda floated around in the hotel pool, hung out at the gogo bars, had a metric ton of Chang beer.

Thing of it is fellas with no shortage of street walkers, oilies, soapies, gogo bars, etc. I just don't see a reason for escorts. If I ever get to come back to Thailand, I'm going to skip the escorts unless I really see one that's worth it, plenty of reviews, etc.

Day 14:

I'm basically out of touristy shit to do and boy am I glad. Just doing nothing but eating, drinking, fucking, sleeping. Truly a vacation for the ages. I tell ya fellas, if you got to go, go the way of Carradine. He died in a Bangkok hotel room, probably with a smile too doing what he loved. Embarrassing? Sure, but he's dead, so he don't care. Just die a happy man. If you know what I'm talking about, then yes, you are old like me.

Boss Massage: Walked in here on a whim and just like Sai at Aurora, Yuri here was the prettiest. Easily the prettiest. And just like Sai at Aurora, she was friendly enough, a bit distant, did her job well, but her sheer beauty was more than enough to get me to cum when fucking her. And that beautiful ass on her tiny frame with her fantastic bolt-ONS, I came and came hard in doggy. I think from this, I'm getting clued into the fact that I need the younger, and way super hot girls with tighter pussies to come. Cause if they can't get me to cum in the first few positions, then it might not happen. That's when the more patient and kind ones come in where if they don't give up on me, and I move on to condom #2, I can make it happen. Only other place I saw with a clock. Pretty close to time too. The clock even works. I didn't even mind that she wouldn't let me suck on her titties. Just so damn gorgeous. A good time was had. Look at the website, she's the hottest one there, bar none. On time, most of these places don't short me, but it's definitely not 90 min. Always at least 10 min less. They got to get you out man. More potential customers coming in, or there was an appointment. You know fellas, on this trip I did Kokoro twice, Doki Doki twice, and even with places famous for rimming I didn't get rimmed nearly as much as I wanted to be on this trip. It is indeed the holy grail of sexual experiences. That's why it's tough to beat Prague of many years ago. A Prague that may or may not exist now. Because that Prague, then, read my super old reports from then, the rimming that those girls gave me. I still dream about it. Just like the times I got rimmed at Geylang. It's such a rare find. Such a rare experience. If you find girls that'll rim you, and rim you hard. Repeat them. Repeat them!

BKK Happy: From the lineup today, I picked Meena. Tiny very thin little thing, that when she gave me a body slide, it was kinda bony. Still sexy though. Friendly enough, good service, came in doggy. Smallest one yet, but better looking with her hair down. Small tits, but at this point I don't care anymore. Tits are tits. Pussy is pussy. I'm lucky if I can get any. She's friendly enough. Enough for me to say she's not distant, whereas most girls are a little distant and businesslike, that's why when you find a gem that's worth repeating, always repeat, at least one other time.

RuenThai: This spot is literally next door to BKK Happy and I swear everytime I walk by, a girl from inside would open the door to beckon me in. Sometimes girls are actually quite hot. But the place looks a little run down, the signage, and there's zero internet presence. I do wonder what it's about. I'm sure it's the same deal, but with so many options, why. The girls in there look pretty desperate though, the place looks like it's on its last legs. If I had more time, I might have tried.

Nana: Dropped by here just to kill time, soak in the vibes, people watch from the balcony. Thought I was a genius when I found this great spot right under a fan, and wouldn't you know it, a security guy shows up and says the seats under the fans are just for them. Yeah, ok, sure fella. Thai girls are hardworking as hell, but these guys? Jeez. I noticed the people count at the entrance too, though if they're counting people like me that go in and out of the entrance a few times the same night, the count is definitely exaggerated. People watching from the balconies of Nana is definitely fun, you get to catch your breath, chill a little, no one hassles you unless you sit under the fans, etc. The beer place on the ground floor in the center is nice too. There is one big difference and one I do appreciate, there's a 'no photos' sign now right at the entrance and for the most part, people do seem to comply. Many years ago the last time I was in Nana, you could take all the photos you want. I was thinking to myself though, no way they would enforce it, but wouldn't you know it, some clueless touristy types walked in as a group, and one fell started taking photos, and within 2 seconds, some of the ladies and then the guards told him off, etc. I'm not going to say where the fellas where from, but I'll just say that the part of the world they would normally be associated with usually ends with the word 'subcontinent'.

Let me rant a little. It's tough to find girls that look really good and will provide excellent service. Photos almost never match. It's so bad sometimes the mismatch it's pretty egregious. Up to this point, the 2 that really match are Yuki from Day 12 and Yuri from tdoay, but even then they were kind of distant. But by the end of this trip, I found the full package in Haru. Stay tuned.

Day 15:

If you know what Montezuma's revenge is, then not only are you as old as I am, but you're from North America. Cause on this day, on this most momentous of days, I got the Thai version. What I will call Rama's Revenge. Man, it was bad. From morning till mid day. Was it bad chicken? Was it covid? Was it herpes? Was it the flu? Monkeypox? Was it the side effects of the wonder pill? Whatever it was, I was on the throne on and off all fucking day. It had to happen I suppose. I think it was the chicken from the day before. Maybe a little undercooked. What started out as a bad day turned out to be one of the better ones, amazingly enough.

Dream Heaven Massage: Finally had Yumi! After skipping her from a lineup 2 weeks ago, to seeing her open the door to beckon me in the times I walked by, I had to have her. To say she's stunning is an understatement. She's so gorgeous most men would kill for her. Perfect face, cute bangs, fantastic juicy naturals. When she was riding me cowgirl, looking at the way the light was sculpting her amazing body, it was like porn. I didn't care at all that she wouldn't let me suck her titties or that the blowjob was covered. Her beauty was astounding, and her english was definitely better than most. Sex multiple positions, and she tried to make me cum with my dick between her tits, but to no avail. But she was patient enough to let me fuck her doggy again with condom 2, and bam! I came. Excellent. Says she's from Chiang Mai. At this point I've met girls from all over, some from Bangkok itself. But again most of the stories are strikingly similar and parallel a lot of what I've seen for myself decades ago. I get it's the culture and all that, but none of us ever ask to be born in the first place, but to be born to have to carry the burden of family like that, just cause they were born girls. It's cruel if you ask me. With few occupational options, they end up at places where degenerates like us meet them. Natural see cups on Yumi, a fantastic time was had by me. Sweet and friendly, a little quirky and weird too. My god, what an ass. Not GFE at all, but her sheer beauty is enough to carry me through.

Venus: Wiwi again, and this time a little bit of phone tag confusion, so we end up at the shop instead of my hotel, well, good for me cause I'm paying less and getting more. This time, the 3rd time with Wiwi, I finally came during sex. Which is great, cause if I still couldn't do it, she would blow me until I came in her mouth. Sweet as always, friendly and wanted to keep in touch. She's had a kid, so her pussy being not so tight isn't a really good theory for my inability to come sometimes. Again, it's a crapshoot. Sometimes I can come pretty fast with sex with some girls, sometimes it just won't happen. Go figure.

A good fuck is a good fuck, at my age I don't get too picky. But yes, GFE are hard to come by, and on this whole trip so far I would say the real passionate, lovey-dovey GFE types are few, but worth it. Wiwi is definitely one. Haru in my future reports was definitely one, Lily no doubt, and Aer too, not forgetting Noey. Not the bad Noey, the good one, so many of them have the same fake names. I've lost count of how many Yumi's, Yuki's and Yuri's I came across.

Soi 11 : Went down memory lane. This is how clueless I was on my last trip to Bangkok. I actually stayed here to be 'close' to Nana, not even knowing that Nana is just ok and that this whole freakin' street is full of bars and shit, some kinda cool spot for people to hang out. But I'm staying somewhere else this time, closer to cowboy, and a way better area if you ask me. Closer to the oilies. But if you're big into the party scene, then soi 11 is for you.

Ola Ola: I am the customer. Me. Yet this place treated me like I was begging them to see their girls. Puh-lease, this is Bangkok. Too many options to have to deal with their bullshit. Via Line, there was an inane amount of back and forth, trying to commit me to an appointment, and I've been through enough to know to avoid that if possible, and I was like can't I just walk in to see the line up? I said and very reasonably so, why would I just pick a girl when I can't even see the face, and a good 30 minutes later, they sent me the face picks and when I didn't respond, they actually deleted it. Via Line, I've dealt with, and will continue to deal with many of these massage / oilie / nuru joints, but this place really takes the cake. Can't be bothered with them, and this is another one of those places recommended by a particular website, of which I will speak on a little later.

I can't remember now if I reported on this already, or if it's going to come up in my future reports, but it's worth mentioning. In Nana, on the second floor, was it one of the Rainbows? Can't remember which gogo now, but I saw a security guard turn away a customer at the door. Like he looked at him, and motioned him to turn around and leave. This guy plus his friends were from the part of the world associated with the word 'subcontinent'. There's a number of subcontinents on the planet, I'll just say it's an Asian subcontinent. I've read about this phenomenon, and from what I've also heard on the ground, from the girls themselves as well, they seem to have a somewhat colorful, albeit slightly negative reputation. I don't want to paint an entire grouping of people to be bad, I'm sure there are many fine fellas from that group, but when I saw that happen for myself, I then realized, well whadya know, it does happen. Seemingly at random, some dudes just get turned away at the entrances of some gogo bars. In my future report, I'll mention a girl who told me that she specifically doesn't want to work with them either. That is quite interesting.

Day 16:

Last day of tourism just for shits and giggles, saw yet another what.

Thonglor Massage One: Picked Bebe, and honestly couldn't tell what was going on with the braces, or was it food stuck in there? Not that attractive, but attractive enough. But strangely English was quite strong. Based on the things she was telling me about herself and why she doesn't escort, why she chose this place that's in a quieter neighborhood, I suspect that she could be more along the lines of middle class who fell on hard times. Maybe even went to an international type school in Bangkok. We never go to places for the massage itself, but wasn't bad, no BJ or anything, but sex was ok, came in doggy. An ok time was had. If I had to say she looks like a less attractive version of Avena Lee. If you know who I'm talking about then you're really old school like me.

Maid Cafe: Very tempted to walk in here since it's right there not too far from Thonglor Massage One, but as I peeked in the window, I saw the 'maids' wearing their masks. Which is fine, but in a situation where there's no sex, and now you can't even tell if the chicks are cute or not, what's the point? I get it, it's just a cafe, but I just didn't see the point.

Pretty Massage: Being in the Thonglor area, I decided to stop by Pretty Massage, the oily that's literally next to Momo in the small alleyway headed to the back of Nikko Hotel. Had Bam, which from the photo, they let me see her in real life and she's quite a looker. Luckily for me, she's pretty good in bed too. Service oriented, and though she moaned a bit about me needing to use a second condom since my old man dick gave up, I gave her a tip for not giving up. I freakin' came in doggy. Thank you Bam, wham bam thank you ma'am. I need to make a small correction to one of my previous reviews (Jasmine from Picasso was found here, not Momo massage, with so many girls, so many places, I think my confusion is understandable). One note, this place had a clock! One of the few places that only had a clock, but it worked. These 2 places side by side to each other, Momo and Pretty, they honor their time commitments to the minute. So kudos to them. Most places will get to or close to the time, but this place is pretty precise.

Addict: Having had Lily 3 times at Addict, I wanted to try someone different here and had Mona. Shapely, pretty with big naturals, long BBBJ, and I managed to come in doggy, friendly enough but even at 90 min I did feel kinda rushed a bit. I actually wanted to tip her at the end, but the last few minutes were so rushed, I didn't even get the chance. All good to me. This whole day cost about as much as that one session from the terrible escort that day, the more I think about it, the more I've learned what not to do, what to do, Jesus H Christ willing that I get to come back again to do this. 3 hot fucks for the price of one shitty escort. Go figure. To each his own. But I'm definitely an oily / massage place guy, for sure.

Got to add, before I forget, some places like Kokoro have an audio warning system to let people know in the lobby that a customer is walking down. For Kokoro it's a hilarious plastic duck noise maker thing, other places just have the girl shout, some use bells. It's pretty neat.

Before I go on with the rest of the days, let's talk about 7-11. It's fucking amazing here! Like Mcdonald's, why are the American shit way more awesome outside of the US? In the US Mcd's and 7-11 is shit. Setup is shit, customer service is shit. But 7-11 in Thailand is like Duane Reade on crack. Friendly, capable, hardworking staff. Grocery store, deli, pharmacy all in one. Hot food. Fresh food. Everything. Awesome selection of Thai food favorites. Get this fellas. If you buy 2 drinks, they give you 2 straws! Holy shit. Very prompt payment processing too. Say what you want about Asian people, but you can't beat their work ethic. It's awe inspiring.

I notice too that it's pretty random when it comes to the girl whether she wants to arrange with you for a time out at your hotel without letting the boss know, or if she feels like she has to let the boss know. Some are pretty cavalier about it, exchanging Lines, etc. But some are pretty paranoid, and in some places you see a little sign that says no exchanging of contact information. Go figure.

As mentioned earlier I only tip if the girl is friendly and doesn't give up on me, so it means I generally cum. Best if it's sex, or CIM. But over the duration of this trip, I've become more pragmatic about hand jobs. Cause I think of it like this. If it's a hot girl giving me a hand job, it's still better than me giving myself the handy. Especially if it happens right after I've fucked her, or she's blown me all day.

So far I've had more than a few encounters with girls that work in 2 places. Like Rita that was both at Thaniya and Thermae, or Dear who's at Thermae at night, and All Stars in the day. Man, you got to give them' credit for the hustle they got to pull, the amount of work they got to do to pull in the dough. How hard they work, puts us in the west to shame. Honestly. We're so lazy by comparison.

Day 17:

BKK Happy: Yes! Noey is back and saw her today, and boy am I glad. She seemed a little flustered in the beginning, but I understood quick that that was her m. O. It's her ritual in a way to begin the session. You'll see it, it's kinda adorable. But from her I learned the amazing fact that all the tools of her trade, the little basket they bring around with the mouth wash, condoms, soap, etc. It's all on them. They pay for that shit. So do them a favor sometimes and bring your own condom if you need more than one. Not saying my dick is huge, but the ones they use tend to the smaller size. Ha, I can say that now since the wonder pill makes me so hard, I actually have a nice sized dick for a change instead of the limp disaster from past times. In a way, I saw how the donuts were made today, first time seeing a guy being escorted out as I was coming in for the same girl, but let's face it. We know the deal. It is what it is. Just shut your mind to it and for 90 minutes pretend it's just you. Just like 2 weeks ago she was very friendly, very smiley, very active, and tried very very hard to make me cum. I finally did cum, through a BJ / HJ combo and I accidentally sprayed cum onto her hair, sexy! Same room even, and even with 2 weeks she remembered me still. What a sweetheart, such a gem, a real keeper this one. Tipped her.

And so should you guys when you see her. Treat her like a princess. They don't come as good as her. She's a rare one. She tried so hard for me, we went beyond time as well. The first time that's happened on this trip. I did see Champagne on the way out, and man oh man, what a stunner. No time though.

Aurora: This is the Aurora that used to be Puru Puru, and from the line up picked Ray. In hindsight I shoulda just gone with Champagne back at BKK Happy. While Ray was friendly enough, no BJ and not much of anything. Sweet and kind, but kinda lazy, the sex was ok and somehow I managed to come in doggy. Lazy in the fact that she spent the last 10 min asleep too. Jeez. Says she spent some time at the gogobars of Phuket, so that might go a ways to explaining this. The bar girls, like the karaoke girls, like the Thermae girls, tend towards getting you off with minimal effort, coasting on their looks. But these massage / sauna / soapie girls, especially these more mid budget places, some of them work very hard. Just got to be lucky to land one. It's weird for me, in that the harder the girl tries for me, the less the odds of me being able to come from the sex itself. CIM no problem though. Could be coincidence but a lot of the real sweethearts I've had so far, the pussy just wasn't tight enough, or maybe I wasn't fucking right. It's said sex is mostly in the mind, but tell that to my dick. Whatever, the magic pill has done wonders for me on this trip.

Got to say I've had more listerine, more massages and more showers than I've ever had in my life on this trip. More jacuzzis too. Fan-fucking-tastic. Not the listerine bit. Hell, even with the Grab, Metro and BTS, I must've walked 50 miles by the end of this trip. Talk about exercise. And the heat with all the sweating, vitamin the from the sun. This place might be healthier for you guys than anyone realizes. Certainly for me. Well, maybe not the food. If I stayed any longer, I'd eaten myself to death. Like my idiot old man. Ha! Just an observation, the traffic here is so insane, especially on the main Sukhumvit road, that buildings, especially the fancier ones will have a flag guy to wave traffic down to stop, so a car could drive out. Just incredible.

Don Quixote: It seems no one here actually knows how to pronounce 'Don Quixote', ha. This one was a real downer. Mamasan showed me photos, and though 'many' girls were available, and I should've stuck with the one I wanted, she finagled me into Jesse, and while not the worst session of this trip, she is definitely one I would not pick in a lineup. Not attractive in the least, at least her body was ok, and thank Zeus I did only an hour. Just couldn't cum though, the whole time I just could not look at her face, and mamasan said she was 'popular' and the service was great. Man, good thing the whole situation was cheap. Clearly, mamasan just wanted her to have a customer on this day. If that was excellent service, then it was pretty bog standard. I was expecting that with a face like that, maybe she did way more like rimming, but nuh-uh. Look, I can say all this shit, cause I'm ugly as sin too. Only ugly people get to call other people ugly. But 'popular'? Mamasan said she was popular? Puh-lease. At this point, I've done 2 other girls from this place, reported on some time ago. Pick those other 2 instead of this chick.

RSK: I did walk into this place and though mamasan wanted to give me a line up, all the girls were sitting outside anyway, from the Line communications the girl I wanted had just left. Apparently this place qualifies as a 'kapoo' as well. RIght in the middle of all the other massage / oily joints? During the lockdowns, this must've been one of the places that switched out to being a 'kapoo' to cater to local customers to keep themselves going. Interesting.

Nana: I won't say where and who, cause I really want to keep her to myself. But she came up with a pretty solid reason not to be barfined by me, and I theorized that this must really be the beginning of where girls are encouraged to hustle for more lady drinks as opposed to being barfined out. Obviously, it's to the benefit of the bar itself, they could give a shit how much the girl makes for herself. So to compensate, I bought her just one lady drink, and left. Let's see how things pan out in the future if I ever get to go back to Bangkok.

There's this website where I won't name names, but it's a synonym of stone or another geologically hard material. Or a musical genre. Anyway, he'll write on places around the world and occasionally places in Bangkok. I've learned now that he's clearly being paid to say really good things about these places. Yes, we're not idiots, don't trust any review you read out there. Use it as knowledge of a place's existence, but believe me, it's nowhere near as awesome as some of those reports would have you believe. Case in point, Ola-Ola, Hunny Bunny, Picasso, Casanova, etc.

Day 18:

I'm inching closer and closer to the end, and my heart breaks. But I must soldier on. At this point over the recent summer, I was in Bangkok almost a month. A total of 19 days hobbying in a one month long trip. I made notes so that months later I could write these reports to post. There was a point in the middle of the trip where I started asking myself why am I doing this? Keeping notes so that I could review girls later? I felt like it was antithetical to the whole point of living in the moment but I thought of it like this. Throughout the course of the day and night, while I was fucking my way thru Bangkok, that was living. That was being in the moment. Whether I got to nut or not, didn't matter, just being in pussy, that in and of itself was indeed sublime enough for me. Or had a great meal. Or saw an amazing what, etc. Late at night as I got ready for bed, I'd put pen to paper to try to remember the events of the day. Man, I'm so old, pen and paper! Who uses pen and paper these days? But I travel light, no laptop, no tablet, just cell phone, so imagine my old man fingers trying to type notes down on a cellphone. On a month long trip like this, to do it justice I just had to report on it, for posterity's sake.

I go punting on average every other day, with the non-sex days, just chillin'. So far, I'd say 3/4 of the girls I've had were from outside Bangkok. Statistically that's pretty precise from everything I've read. In the end I was here for so long I was basicaly able to do on average one touristy place a day, and by the last week, just ran out of places to visit, so that's when the real fucking happened where I did more repeats since I knew who to see again, and where not to go to anymore. Man, I get it now fellas. I finally get it. I understand the why, the what and the where of Bangkok and why so many of you don't ever want to leave. I'm sure there are places better or cheaper, etc. But Bangkok has it all in my book. At my age now, I like things to be simple. When I was a younger man, yes I would take chances, some borderline insane chances, risks, etc. I would explore, I would try new things, and on and on. But with so much life under my belt, a graduate of the decades long college of hard knocks, and having some real shitty situations handed to me over the years, I'm ready to call it a day and pack it in. Bangkok these days is so easy to navigate, both figuratively and literally. The sheer scale of options for sex. The food. The mostly friendly people. The magical wonder that is South East Asian 7-11's. I can go on and on about the 7-11's there. The malls. Based on my last trip to Bangkok all those years ago, I'd never guess that I would've enjoyed myself this much this time around. I'm really glad I took a chance. It was a totally monetary based decision, but even more reason to go to Thailand.

I've noticed short bookings seem to be the way to go with gogo bars these days. Makes sense, like I said earlier, it's to no benefit to the bar itself for the girl to be gone, she can make them more money hustling for lady drinks than to have her be gone with a guy. Sure, it benefits the girl to get a guy that'll pay her long time and tip, etc. But the bar'll push their agenda first. I think in due time, bar fines and ladydrinks'll cost even more, and pretty soon these places would just be for dudes to sit there and drink with the chicks. Kinda like a shitty American strip club. But look, give me a Thailand gogo bar over an American strip club any day, cause a Thai gogobar will still be infinitely cheaper than a North American strip club. Thank you very much. I mean, for the price of 3 measly lap dances in Flashdancers NYC, I can have an actual massage, sex, BBBJ, get showered by a hot girl, and be treated well here in a Bangkok sex shop. Just sayin'. I spent so many years partaking in the NYC strip club scene, and the money I paid just for a handjob. Jeez. I can't remember which night it was, but I reported on how on one of my gogobar visits, where I didn't barfine a girl, I had a great time just sitting and hanging out with a cute server girl, watching the girls dance, bought a few lady drinks, drinking some Chang beer, hung out for some hours, and all in all it cost me about 2 k Baht. That ain't even $60 bucks! Not even $60 bucks, holy rusted metal Batman! Where in NYC can I get a whole nights worth of entertainment like that for 60 bucks? I know some of the more jaded among us will try to report on the how's and why's of nickel and diming everyone on everything relative to other places, etc. But I'm comparing directly to my own current sad situation of a life. Ok, on to the report:

BKK Happy: Haru. Here we come to almost the end, and here we arrive at the single, best girl I've had all trip. The incomparable, the matchless, the stunning Haru. Almost like her photos, I took a gamble and booked her via Line without a lineup, and boy am I glad I did. What a beauty, a tiny little wisp of a girl, but nice natural small titties, braces, cute adorable beautiful face, fantastic friendly attitude. Aims to please, chatty and wonderful. So very patient and tries her best to make me happy. Excitable and all around so very adorable. Sex in multiple positions and by the grace of Jesus H Christ himself, she was tiny enough that the girth of my wonder pill powered dick matched her wrist. Just like in porn! Holy Moses Batman! Fucking finally. I finally found a girl where when she put her wrist up to my dick, it was the same size, just like what they do in porn. It finally happened for me. And she was so sweet and patient with the BBBJ, putting her face up to my dick, mouth open, while waiting for me to cum. HJ, then BJ, HJ, then BJ, until I finally blew a huge load into her mouth. Sexy as hell. This is one of those times where like I mentioned before, when you say 'blowjob' they kinda don't get it. You got to say blowjob and point to her mouth. Or say it in Thai. A fair amount of DFK too, especially while in the jacuzzi. You better believe I tipped her. A fantastic time was had. By Merlins beard, a fan-fucking-tastic time. I can see why she's popular, but not this day cause it was a weekday. Don't even hope to find her on a weekend. Booked solid.

Cowboy 2 : Stopped by for a looksee, girl #102 looked good, but the mamasan was just too pushy. Annoying as hell. Had one beer and split. Weirdly, I found myself stopping by Nana or Cowboy almost every night just to soak in the atmosphere. Sometimes I would go in for a beer, other times I just walked around and left. And a few times I would barfine. But the energy, the vibe. If you don't feel alive walking through these places, nothing short of skydiving would do it.

BKK Happy: The 3rd and last time I saw Noey, this time she really opened up to me. DFK and all that when the last 2 times she didn't even kiss me. And this time we really connected, via the magic of google translate of course. Such a sweetheart. Haru mentions that she does doubles with Noey, but they're not lesbians, so if you book them both, you won't see them kiss or tongue fuck each other, it'll be the 2 of them on you. I've done enough threesomes to know it ain't really worth it unless the 2 girls are into each other, so let's not bother with that on this trip. Noey seemed even more flustered than usual at the beginning this time, but as a ritual she needed to do it I guess, and at this juncture ask her if she's ok, the usual sabaideemai, help her out with her plastic container of stuff, and she'll be even more sweet to you for just being patient and kind. She wanted to know more about me and why I wasn't married, I explained it as simple as because I'm one ugly piece of shit. I just am. I'm cursed like that. What can I say? I told her that yes, many many years ago I was in a relationship but things didn't work out. That woman wanted so much from me, and damned near destroyed my very being. I've had many painful experiences in my life, but that woman took a chunk out of my life. If I married her and had kids, and all that bullshit, I think I'd be in a loony bin right now. For whatever it's worth, at least I got to fuck all these girls since then. I can't overstate how important having some autonomy over your own life is. Anyway, google translate was able to communicate some of that to her and yes, though I am alone, I'm not lonely. That seemed to really resonate with her. I think for most of these girls all the money and help they got to give to the people back home, they got to feel pretty alone. They wish so much for freedom from it all, and they wonder what it would be like to be able to have control over their own destinies. But instead they're stuck, I tell ya fellas, life is both simultaneously too long and too short. Too long for all the shit we got to deal with, but way too short for all the girls we got to fuck. I'm not a huge fan of being alive, but since I am, I want to spend more time fucking. Truly, money is the best aphrodisiac.

Twister: Stopped by Nana for the last time and had a beer at this joint. Ok place, mamasan will leave you alone for like 10 min. There's this girl here I saw, and I'm keeping her to myself, exchanged Lines and all, I never got to fuck her, but I hope to God she'll be around if I ever get to go back. She's been in the business 4 years she says, looks to be about mid 20's. So here's to the Sex Gods, she'll be around whenever I get to back. I hope she doesn't turn into a limp fish when the barfine is paid for, but after multiple encounters across multiple gogobars, the coincidence of seeing her, just her general demeanor, she's got to be good. She's just so stunning though. So very stunning in my eyes. Where she used to work, she was easily top 5, here in Twister, she's got a lot of competition, but still a stunner to me. The place itself seems to be doing really well, everything seems to be pretty squared away and locked on.

In front of the Nana Plaza entrance you'll see some trans women, or maybe real women, it's tough to tell sometimes, but what made these girls unique was that it was a group of deaf girls signing. And I was like Oh my god. Their deaf. Deaf escorts standing outside of Nana Plaza waiting for customers. That was something, being curious I did a bit of research, it turns out the deaf community in Bangkok and Thailand in general are not treated so well, so my heart goes out to them.

You know the other day I woke up with a colossal headache, and at first I was wondering what the hell. Again, was it covid? Monkeypox? Food poisoning? But then it hit me. Holy shit, I was having a hangover! But I had like 2 beers! What the hell man. What's wrong with me? Then I realized. Holy shit, with my old man medications and the wonder pill, with all that alcohol, I think there were nights where I coulda died. Holy shit, talk about living on the edge. That's right, never take meds with alcohol. I think the time in between where I had my meds and alcohol maybe wasn't far apart enough.

Day 19:

BKK Happy: At the end of my trip, I ended it with Haru. I wanted my last fuck here to be a sure thing and Haru is definitely it. Knowing if I don't cum from sex that she'll blow me until I cum in her mouth, I had to go for Haru. Multiple positions, she was tiny enough I was able to do standing mish, carried her over to the bed from the couch, back to couch for the ending blowjob and I blasted cum right into her mouth. Sexy as hell. Nice way to end the trip too, ending it at the same joint where I started. I even got to hold her head down while I was cumming into her mouth in what felt like waves. Very porn like, fantasy. Fulfilled! We talked a bit about Champagne and while she was being very diplomatic about it, I got the sense that the girls don't get along well with Champagne because she's quite new and so damn hot. She seems to deal exclusively with the mamasan, and is always booked, so she's not there to make friends. If you look at their website, when you see what Champagne looks like, let me tell you that she actually looks like that in real life, you can see why she's so very much in demand. Haru's from the south, one of the islands, I can't remember now. What a sweetheart. Quick note, I had to pee really bad halfway through the jacuzzi, so she said to just pee next to the tub outside where the water drains out, and she looked at me while I was peeing. I guess that's also kinda sexy. Never had a girl look at me pee before. With all the sex, all the cum, rimming, all that stuff, yeah, this was the first time a girl looked right at me as I peed. How weird is that. Talking to Haru, I found it interesting that she doesn't like certain races. She even said that when they come in and they want her she'll tell the mamasan to get her out of it. I won't mention who or from where, but it did make me feel just that little bit more special. Look, I'm shit here ok? In North America I'm shit. Lower than shit. The sexual wasteland that's known as the American north east. And to be special when I'm in Bangkok, let me have this. Of course, I pretend to be from somewhere else. If there's one girl I would fly all the way back to Thailand for it would be Haru, she's the whole package. The way this place is run is pretty good too, most of these oilies are, I like how punctual they are, 15 minutes prior to minutes prior. This part of the world is not known for that, but they run a tight ship. Haru reminds me of every shorter girl I've ever had. You've got the tall girls, the medium sized girls, and then you have the gems where they're so tiny, it's beyond cute. She's got to be under 5 feet. Many, many years ago when I was back on the block, I had a girl who had the body shape and size of a Remy Lacroix. In all these decades of hobbying, I've come to learn to appreciate all female body shapes, but alas, I do draw the line at the real fatties. The chunkiest I'll accept is a Gianna Michaels type. More cushion for the pushin.

Final thoughts:

I don't know if I ever felt like this at the end of a vacation. It felt like that time when I had to leave Prague for the last time, it was heartbreaking, and this time it's heartbreaking too. I felt like I was on the verge of tears. Was it because I was here for too long that I started to feel at home? Do I feel like the month has made up for the last 2 years? Maybe. Just maybe. How does anywhere else in the world top this? The affordable prices, the friendly people, the great food, the many sex options, the many sex places, the easy acces to the wonder pill, easy to get around, how safe the city is, I can't think of anywhere. It's a convergence of all these elements. Most places will have one or some, but a place like Bangkok where all the factors converge? There's only Bangkok. There's only one minus. And it's the hot humid weather. But that's it. That's literally it. Everything else is great. This is the place, this might really be it. The place I go back to over and over and over again. My Vegas. My Caribbean cruise. I got to say, most of these girls are just amazing. With what they have to go through in life. Fate, Destiny, God, Life, Zeus, Jesus, Buddha, call it whatever you want, but with the cards they've been dealt, how some of them can still keep going like this, it's just amazing. I arrived for the pussies I get to fuck, but I leave from this trip having learned to respect their strength and determination. The good ones are really good. I felt like if I saw them even one more time I'd fall in love with them head over heels. So it's definitely time to skedaddle. For the good ones, it's hard not to fall for them.

For any number of reasons I've seen a lot of the world, but Thailand's pucker factor is damn near zero for me. I can't even say that with Europe. The pickpockets in Italy are annoying as hell. Just have your wits about you in Bangkok, and it's all copacetic. And you know what, despite the reputation of the bigger South East Asian cities as being nut to butt full of people everywhere, I didn't really find it so. Even the BTS wasn't bad half the time. Sure as shit is better than rush hour on Tokyo's Saikyo line or New York's 5 train.

Yeah, looking back on all the places I went to and everything I did, in that time I easily walked 50 miles, averaging at least 2 miles a day. And that was from barely even trying. Walking to the malls / restaurants to get my food, etc. Going from sex place to sex place. This is definitely the best kind of exercise, stealh exercise where you don't even feel it, and with some of the sex as vigorous as it was, I think I lost me some calories, at least the ones I gained from the food anyway. Having been back here, looking at my local supermarket, it just feels so shitty compared to the ones I saw in Bangkok. Everyone here in the supermarket looks like they're moving in slow motion, the shelves look so sad, everything feels so gray. In Bangkok, everyone was moving fast, working hard, colors everywhere. It just felt more alive, more choices, more fresh. God, we suck here. The first few days back here I was in a daze, suffering from a kind of withdrawal. I kept dreaming about Bangkok. I swear I woke up one morning and for a moment thought I was still there. I think maybe I stayed too long. It's in me now. Bangkok is in my blood. It's like a drug. I want to have more. Instead of satisfying me, it makes me want to go back even more. Also, this is one of those rare times I got to make use of the strong Dollar. Over the years wherever I go, it seems like the Dollar is always weak as shit, but this time, man did I make the most of it. Thailand was cheap as hell to me, just like NZ was a coupla years ago.

Now with all this, Europe just feels too pricey to me. Like it's not worth it anymore. The strong Dollar aside, it just doesn't feel worth it no more. It's the same thing as the 3 lapdances in a NYC strip club thing. With what you can get for X amount in Bangkok, why pay more for the same or less in Europe? Unless there's a specific type of blonde / brunette that you want, sure that makes sense. But when you get as old as me, and pragmatism kicks in and you say to yourself pussy is pussy, then cost and ease of access wins out all the time. I've had me some great blondes and brunettes over the years, especially in Prague but in the end with lack of time, since I'm old, and an eye on funds, value has to win out. I get it, I can get a nice blonde in Lisbon for 150 euros which is now just 150 bucks or less, but it's for barely an hour, and no guarantee it'll be good, no access to the wonder pill as well, so I won't be able to enjoy it as much, and when the trip itself, hotel and flights are not that much more to Bangkok as it is to Lisbon, it just sells itself. Oh man, you guys. On the flight back, there was this kid that would not stop fucking crying. The whole cabin was pissed. The cabin crew did their level best to shut the kid up. 5 or 6 years old maybe. But like magic, the very second we deplaned, the little shit was quiet as a mouse. I saw them' at customs, and that family seemed pretty happy with themselves. One more reason not to have kids sports fans. And why is it when all of us citizens come back the line is so long while the foreigner line moves at breakneck speeds? Yet when I'm a foreigner in some other country, it's slow as shit, but their citizen line moves super fast? See'Mon. JFK, get your shit together. You too Newark. And don't get me started on LaGuardia. Jesus Christ.

Ahh Bangkok, I can see how a man can get lost in all this. I finally get it now. Advice: Definitely grab a sim, better yet just buy a new cheap awesome phone there. Barely even $100 bucks. Install Grab and Line. And with google maps location tracker, you'll never be lost. I'm so old, I had no idea the map could show me where I was real time like that, even the direction I was looking at. Incredible. God, I'm so old. Learned a coupla things, these are personally for me, do what you want when you're in town, but for me:

No more escort agencies. No more Thermae (Min was demanding and definitely not service oriented), truly amateur. Do not trust photos. Try to get a live line up. Even if the girl seems friendly in the line up and smiles, etc. It can still go downhill. No more gogobars. At a 50% hit rate, over this trip and the last, statistically it's been the worst place for me. But I'm keeping one slot open for that girl from Twister. If I ever get to go back, she'll be my one and only, and last gogo bar girl. In general, the more expensive the place, the worse it seems to be. On this trip for me, there was a clear correlation between what I paid and the service I got. As in, the more I had to pay, the worse it was. So, do not correlate the more costly it being, to it being better. Nuh-uh. The cheaper to mid-range places seem to have the best service, and therein lies the best value.

Overall, a very cost effective trip. Not counting the hotel and flights, the actual hobbying itself wasn't too bad. It's basically 2. 5 years worth of sex trips condensed into one, so you better believe I let myself go. Overall, the best value for money has to be the massage / sex places, or in our parlance the 'oilies'. For an hour to 90 minutes, or 2 hours, you get showered by and with the girl, a massage, sometimes a very good massage, blowjob, and the actual sex itself, and very rarely even rimmed. 9 out of 10 times the blowjob is bareback, so that's a plus in my book. It's service and being serviced all the way. While at places like Thermae and the gogo bars, the girls expect you to bang them, and that it's. They won't often do much more for you. Which makes sense cause they're not there to 'massage' you. But Dollar for Dollar, if in the end, connection and especially sex, and specifically nutting is what you're after, then them places be the best bang for the buck bar none. Hell, even that last day with Haru as I left the joint, all the girls in the lobby stood up and did the 'Wai' to me, it's all fantastic. At the midpoint of my trip, I did a little math and sure, I spent a decent amount of cash by then, but considering this is a trip to compensate for literal years of not travelling or hobbying, I was more than willing to spend more. When will I ever be able to go back to Bangkok again?

There is one weird thing though, most girls will do BBBJ but won't kiss. And those who do, take more than one session to open up to more DFK. That's kinda weird to me. If it's a hygiene or std thing, you'd think the dick be more suspect than the lips. Thanks to this trip too, I've become much more pragmatic about the actual nutting itself. At 2 to 3 times a day, and at my age, how many times do I really expect myself to cum? Thanks to the wonder pill, just being able to fuck for a long time, with multiple positions is a God send to me already. I'll take whatever I can.

Many of the girls share the same stories, and again believe what you will, but from my own experience of South East Asia, most of what they say is true, if embellished a little. But look at where and how they live, you do have to feel a little lucky for yourself and feel for them. Sure, we're there to fuck them, but let's be a little humane right? A little empathy goes a long way. Especially in the being serviced department. And I only tip the good ones, and I have yet to fall for one, and please do not send them money after the fact. If you do, then you're a chump. I was here in Bangkok for 3 things. I call it my 3 pillars of vacation: Sex, food, and a tiny bit of tourism. Got more than enough of all 3, but of course sex is like money isn't it? You can never have enough. A man can get lost in all this for sure, the sex, the booze. The girls. Everything. I get it now. I finally 'get' Thailand. I understand, like Neo in the Matrix, my eyes have been opened, I see the code. It's intoxicating. It's good I left when I did. My wallet wouldn't have lasted any longer. I get it now why some fellas spend their whole lives trying to get back there and never want to leave.

Almost all the girls I had were in their 20's, so that was a huge plus, I think only 2 or 3 were in their 30's. Ate everything I wanted to and then some, went to see the places I wanted to and them some, Every mode of transportation Bangkok had, and then some. It's weird how when you're on the ground, living this life at this place, the difference between 200 to 500 baht seems to matter, cause the offer is made as an option, but it's barely $5. I don't always go for the jacuzzi, but for an extra $10 bucks sometimes, sure, why not? Am I ever coming back? Can I get anything like this at the fraction of this cost in NYC? So to me, I just had to live a little. Man, ATM's were everywhere, I was worried for nothing. Cash is still very much king here, for now. And that's a good thing in my book. Call me old fashioned. I think it might be time for me to forget about Lisbon, or Berlin or Vienna. This might just be it fellas. My go to place, over and over. My Vegas, my Caribbean cruise. That vacation place where people go back to repeatedly. Singapore's out though, with all that Bangkok has to offer, Geylang just doesn't seem worth it anymore. Even though it's reopened, why transit there, when I can have Bangkok? Even buying the cellphone here. $100 bucks? Unlocked, snazzy, brand new, all the features, bells and whistles, where in NYC am I going to find that? And the 7-11. I remember thinking to myself one time, I just bought so much shit, and then looking at the actual amount, it was just around $7 bucks. I mean, holy hell Batman! What can I get in a Duane Reade for $7 bucks? Can't even get a measly sandwich for that there, but in a Bangkok 7-11, it was like 3 sandwiches, 2 drinks, a bun of some sort, a slice of cheesecake and a microwaved pad khra pao moo. Just amazing. Nothing short of miraculous.

Another interesting thing to note is how people here seem to operate only on military time. No one does 2 pm, it'll always be 1400 hours. Even the digital clock in my hotel room was set that way. Midnight wasn't 12:00, it was 0000. Everyone I spoke to, the girls, the agencies, the massage / sexjoints, all of them set the appointments with me by military time. How interesting. Such a big difference almost a decade makes. The last time I was in Bangkok. Somehow it's so much better and easier now, or at least this time I did Bangkok 'right'. I gave myself way more time too this time, and if I had to apply percentages, I'd say just 25% of the fucks were bad, so 3/4 of the sessions ranged from good to spectacular, again those are pretty good stats. If I ever get to come back, I'm aiming for 90%. What else did I glean? Don't let mamasan steer you, you pick them, don't let the girl pick you, especially in the gogo bar setting. Don't bother with the fancy soapies up there in Huai Kwang. For what you're paying, you can get the same in the Sukhumvit / Phrom Phong area for half the price or less. Those places, from my last trip, they'll rush you to pick just the same, and you're paying a premium for the place itself and the ambience more than anything.

That's it fellas. I thank you for reading. Such is the paradox of trips like this, the anticipation of the adventure itself, the joy of the moments at hand, but the brutal sadness once the journey's concluded. I'm an old man, and one can dream, there is a ton of information on retirement in Thailand, but it's still beyond me. But maybe it's a good thing, in the sense that too much of a good thing can be bad. I think back to my FKK days, and I wondered what life must be like for hobbyists living there in Germany. Just knowing that right there is a place, not a hop, skip and a jump away with hot naked women that they have access to everyday whenever they want to, and to one extent or another they get a little jaded about it. Cynicism, boredom creeps in, and they look for more or better. As old as I am, I still remember the early days of my hobbying career and the excitement, the joy, the wonder of each sexual encounter. Those days I rated almost every fuck as good, when now I would say they were just ok. I don't know, never having had the chance to live in a city or country where legal or semi-legal prostitution is readily available, I just can't say. If I had to put money on it, I'd say it's a good thing in the end. Because why not? I imagine all those years of visiting strip clubs in New York that I did, if it had been Frankfurt or Prague, Singapore or Auckland, Nuremberg or London, Bangkok or Montreal, I woulda had sex instead of getting just lap dances. Because of where I currently am stuck in, I have to fly to places to get my dick wet. I've said this in my older posts elsewhere in this forum, but for you fellas that get to live full time in the cities with readily accessible hobbying options, don't ever leave.