Pattaya Reports

[Stinky Squid]

Can you share location and name of the bar?

I thought it was Kittens but now I'm not so sure. Anyway, there was hardly anyone there, even as I walked by there in the evening.

[LittleBigMan]

LoyKraytong tomorrow. Nov. 8th!

[MartinFlevo]

What a weird day. A guy and his dick walk into a bar. Asking for a blowjob, and received a heat job instead.

It was good for me.

Can you share location and name of the bar?

[Tim Timms]

P.S. At least you got Kissing. Usually they won't Kiss if they don't like you.

Like I've said before Who Knows What's going on in their Head.

[Tim Timms]

Today was weird, in a very pleasant way. In the morning at 11 me and myself walked into a bar. It should have been a BJ bar. So I figured, it's going to be a pretty mechanical selection. But nobody was there, only the bartending mamasan and well, there was one girl. Who looked cute and pleasant. She offered me a drink (wanted coffee as it was morning, but Cola was the next best.) Then I got cold feet because there were 4 Indians sitting there and waiting. And I thought, shit, I am sitting on unconfirmed waiting list behind 4 or 5 (Indians. But I asked my girl if she was free, and she said yes. Communication was not well, but mamasan translated (or whatever that was). "Isn't this a BJ bar, so I guess I take that". And I paid 910 I suppose with the Cola. My girl's reaction was not great at first, I couldn't understand what they were talking of course, but she didn't look like happy to go off with me. However, once she called me and we went upstairs she started being pleasant. She had a bunch of her utensils, including tooth brush and all, led me into a fairly large bedroom, and we took a shower. This was unusual for a BJ place already. She brushed her teeth and rinsed with the Lysterine before getting to work, notable. She rinsed her mouth not with the water from the faucet but from a large 50 L bucket, remarkable. Anyway, we got warm with each other, I caressed her, I soaped her and it was cute. Then she was cold and I dried her off and because she was so small and cute, I picked her up in my arms and carried her over to the bed. Sat her on my lap. And instead of BJ action, what started was some serious heart-job. She started kissing and moaning and we were like lovey lovey the entire time. Her pussy wet, and we were just about to get at it bareback. I guess she was the wiser one to kind-a stop it, saying she was not well, so we continued cuddling and kissing and looking at each other for a long time, and it was really lovely. Then I said it was time to get to work a little. And then the time was over, some buzzing. And then we exchanged Line ID and she said we had to go. I started cooing her to come with me and hang out in my room for the day. Such a cute kitty was exactly what I wanted. But then she had some excuse and I didn't firmly insist to take her out. So I left her behind, grudgingly. And we messaged back and forth. Turns out she told me she was sick and decided to continue at the bar. That of course was bullshit. 4 hours later she told me I had to pay bar fine of 2700 if I want to take her, I said "you could have told me earlier and I would have done it". Strangely, she decided to prefer the bar over me. Whatever her reasoning, maybe she knew that falling in love would likely just lead to heartache or something.

Report of Distinction Material.

You had Fine time with a girl who wasn't into you. congratulations.

Wish I could put the clapping Emoji.

Pardon me if I read wrong.

[Stinky Squid]

Today was weird, in a very pleasant way. In the morning at 11 me and myself walked into a bar. It should have been a BJ bar. So I figured, it's going to be a pretty mechanical selection. But nobody was there, only the bartending mamasan and well, there was one girl. Who looked cute and pleasant. She offered me a drink (wanted coffee as it was morning, but Cola was the next best.) Then I got cold feet because there were 4 Indians sitting there and waiting. And I thought, shit, I am sitting on unconfirmed waiting list behind 4 or 5 (Indians. But I asked my girl if she was free, and she said yes. Communication was not well, but mamasan translated (or whatever that was). "Isn't this a BJ bar, so I guess I take that". And I paid 910 I suppose with the Cola. My girl's reaction was not great at first, I couldn't understand what they were talking of course, but she didn't look like happy to go off with me. However, once she called me and we went upstairs she started being pleasant. She had a bunch of her utensils, including tooth brush and all, led me into a fairly large bedroom, and we took a shower. This was unusual for a BJ place already. She brushed her teeth and rinsed with the Lysterine before getting to work, notable. She rinsed her mouth not with the water from the faucet but from a large 50 L bucket, remarkable. Anyway, we got warm with each other, I caressed her, I soaped her and it was cute. Then she was cold and I dried her off and because she was so small and cute, I picked her up in my arms and carried her over to the bed. Sat her on my lap. And instead of BJ action, what started was some serious heart-job. She started kissing and moaning and we were like lovey lovey the entire time. Her pussy wet, and we were just about to get at it bareback. I guess she was the wiser one to kind-a stop it, saying she was not well, so we continued cuddling and kissing and looking at each other for a long time, and it was really lovely. Then I said it was time to get to work a little. And then the time was over, some buzzing. And then we exchanged Line ID and she said we had to go. I started cooing her to come with me and hang out in my room for the day. Such a cute kitty was exactly what I wanted. But then she had some excuse and I didn't firmly insist to take her out. So I left her behind, grudgingly. And we messaged back and forth. Turns out she told me she was sick and decided to continue at the bar. That of course was bullshit. 4 hours later she told me I had to pay bar fine of 2700 if I want to take her, I said "you could have told me earlier and I would have done it". Strangely, she decided to prefer the bar over me. Whatever her reasoning, maybe she knew that falling in love would likely just lead to heartache or something. Or, maybe, she was really really good at avoiding the actual blow job by giving me a full illusion of a romantic encounter instead. Either way, it was worth every penny and minute spent on her today.

At 5 when she still hadn't made up her mind I said that I won't beg any longer, it was nice to have met you, and good bye.

What a weird day. A guy and his dick walk into a bar. Asking for a blowjob, and received a heat job instead.

It was good for me.

[Tim Timms]

Yep. YouTube videos are the way to live and makke your decisions. Forget your personal real life experiences. Miss out on life because you were convinced by YouTube.

Actually tube of you provides decent info. General concensus is if age and looks matter don't bother with Treetown. Hahaha.

[King Amir]

Any offer for a good club with Russian / European girls?

And also club / bar with black girls?

[Tim Timms]

Here's a pro tip for newbies:

If you are in a small bars and are drinking with a lady, if they ask you if you would like to hear some music, don't ask for 50 year old classic rock, or 80's or 90's stuff. On the other hand, don't ask the lady what she wants, she will play some Esan music that will drive other customers away, and maybe you. The happy medium is Reggeton, the customers can tolerate it, and the ladies like it. Put "Ram Pam Pam" on YouTube, and the ladies will be very happy.

Nothing makes the ladies more bored than hearing obscure 70's British music.

On my 2nd trip post Corona I went into Rainbow 4 at 730 pm. Flight departure reasons.

They were playing Mainstream Thai Rock and Roll. Sounded Great.

People start showing up they start playing Usual Khrap.

[Explorer8939]

Gave both clubs a fair shot at being successful this weekend by going at a time when they should have been busy with lots of girls.

Maggie May on Soi 25 - have actually visited twice. The first was more of a fly by and the 2nd I bought a beer for this review. A small tight bar but really not too bad a place to hang out in. On both occasions there was 1 girl who was half decent. It may have been the same girl. The other 10+ "girls" were ones I would never go for. It's near the tourist area so while visiting Pattaya drop by. There are many worse bars around, especially along Soi 25.

Camel Toe. I have been to CT about 20 times in the past but this visit was the first since Explorer has been promoting this bar on here. Used to find the odd gem here back in 2015-18. Opened the door and hit by a huge whiff of smoke. Don't recall that ever being an issue at CT in the past, possibly because the place was usually void of customers. I really wanted to stay for a more accurate review but it was so smoky in there I needed to get out quickly. I put on my mask and did a walk through. Maybe 8-10 women. Maybe only 1 younger than 40 from what I saw. No ladyboys at CT. Clientele all older Farang in their 60's and possibly 70's or 80's. It's still in the middle of nowhere imo. I think my Bolt was around 100 baht. I'm not going back. Someone else can be the sucker next time!

As I have posted many times, Camel Toe is inhabited by MILs and GILFs. I haven't barfined a lady there in a year.

Moreover, CT has many regular customers who see the same lady every day.

[Banana Boi]

Gave both clubs a fair shot at being successful this weekend by going at a time when they should have been busy with lots of girls.

Maggie May on Soi 25 - have actually visited twice. The first was more of a fly by and the 2nd I bought a beer for this review. A small tight bar but really not too bad a place to hang out in. On both occasions there was 1 girl who was half decent. It may have been the same girl. The other 10+ "girls" were ones I would never go for. It's near the tourist area so while visiting Pattaya drop by. There are many worse bars around, especially along Soi 25.

Camel Toe. I have been to CT about 20 times in the past but this visit was the first since Explorer has been promoting this bar on here. Used to find the odd gem here back in 2015-18. Opened the door and hit by a huge whiff of smoke. Don't recall that ever being an issue at CT in the past, possibly because the place was usually void of customers. I really wanted to stay for a more accurate review but it was so smoky in there I needed to get out quickly. I put on my mask and did a walk through. Maybe 8-10 women. Maybe only 1 younger than 40 from what I saw. No ladyboys at CT. Clientele all older Farang in their 60's and possibly 70's or 80's. It's still in the middle of nowhere imo. I think my Bolt was around 100 baht. I'm not going back. Someone else can be the sucker next time!

[Banana Boi]

Swung by Soi 6 tonight (Sunday). Arrived around 4:30 pm. Any earlier and it's been rather dead from my experience this trip anyways. Couldn't believe how many girls there were tonight. Every bar had all street front seats full of girls. Easily the most girls on Soi 6 I have seen this trip. A couple of days during this week it was extremely quiet. Guess girls are making a return after hearing this week that BKK airport was overflowing with tourists. Quality tonight was decent. The best strip of Soi 6 bars are along the Nightwish strip from Around Playpen to Passion. Unfortunately these are the bars where most girls ask for 1500 to 2000 in addition to the 400 baht barfine. I've negotiated all girls I wanted back to 1000 except for 1 who wouldn't go below 1200. Prices inflated because guys who don't know any better are willing to pay 1500-2000 for an hour. Please negotiate guys!

My gem of this trip on Soi 6 was a busty ex-Tantra gogo girl I liked who only asked for 1k. She was a no brainer.

[Banana Boi]

Tree Town is a place for the guys who enjoy outdoor bar beers like the 100's of bars along Soi Buakhao, Soi Diana, LK Metro, Lengkee, and Soi 25. Clientele is usually the same. Older balding men on a budget. I actually don't mind walking through Tree Town. Kind of entertaining. I don't watch YouTube videos but when I first walked through it was definitely a much larger area than I thought. Ghost town? Absolutely not. There are lots of girls or should I say women there and enough customers around. Have I ever bought a lady drink there? Nope. They are not top tier girls. There are on the bar beer and Beach Road level.

[Explorer8939]

Here's a pro tip for newbies:

If you are in a small bars and are drinking with a lady, if they ask you if you would like to hear some music, don't ask for 50 year old classic rock, or 80's or 90's stuff. On the other hand, don't ask the lady what she wants, she will play some Esan music that will drive other customers away, and maybe you. The happy medium is Reggeton, the customers can tolerate it, and the ladies like it. Put "Ram Pam Pam" on YouTube, and the ladies will be very happy.

Nothing makes the ladies more bored than hearing obscure 70's British music.

[Explorer8939]

Does anybody actually go to Treetown and have fun?

It looks horribly Horrid. Ghost town like.

Source. You tube vids. Per. . real recent upload.

TreeTown is so crowded that nobody goes there.

Seriously, lots of customers and lots of ladies. There are some bars hidden inside that are not outdoors.