Pattaya Reports

[Explorer8939]

I am back in Patraya, and the transportation situation is grim, 30 minute wait for Bolt, and jammed baht buses.

[Tim Timms]

Hi.

How much does "Short Time" and "Long Time" cost now when you pick up woman on the Beach Road in Pattaya?

Thanks for your answer.

My best guess for Soi 6 and Beach Road prices never ever Change much. No worries there.

[Kim Wheather]

Hi.

How much does "Short Time" and "Long Time" cost now when you pick up woman on the Beach Road in Pattaya?

Thanks for your answer.

[Explorer8939]

For many years, even during High Season, many bars have few customers. It's Darwin in action, lots of people open bars without much of an idea how to attract customers, and those bars close down. But then, someone else will open a similar bar in the same place. And some bar owners open bars to keep their special ladies employed, they don't mind losing a little money.

Its always been that way, and always will.

[GreenBud]

- I was in that bar (VV something), next to XS. It's a new bar. Has potential. A guy sitting next to me asked how much for the girl he was with. The other lady said 4 thousand short time, 2 thousand barfine. Did I hear that right? Sometimes the locals use the incorrect English words. Geez, now I can't afford to barfine 2 or 3 go-go girls at one time.

- The Silver Star go-gos on Soi 7 and 8 are no more. Too bad. I liked that Silver Star on Soi 8. It was very, very raunchy. I had a lot of good times there.

[Banana Boi]

Passion and Kit Kat are in Jomtien? Is Jomtien worth it? I mean if everything is in walking distance in central, what is the benefit of venturing to Jomtien?

By worth it do you mean the 10 baht it costs for the baht bus or the 10 minutes it takes to get there from Walking Street?

[Stinky Squid]

Yes Pattaya is getting a lot of people inflow.

Possible outlier event, Russian running away from a War torn country.

Not tourists as in Sex Pests.

I noticed Russian groups, and I notice Russian couples. Way more couples than I imagined would come here. Elderly couple doing sudoku all day. Funny.

The occupation of the bars is spotty.

Twice now I have gone into Slutz and it's always been full, no seat available. Same size as the others, not sure what the special draw is.

Conversely I have been in RC (Rest and Chill), 2 down from Escape which advertises with a big billboard on TreeTown corner. That RC place at 1 am, I was the only customer I could see, perhaps one or two more were hiding in some corner, not sure. 4 girls on the stage topless. None particular stunners, but I picked one who was cute enough and seemed like we'd get alone and so I took her. Barfined at 1 am, and the barfine was 1 k, so not as crazy as the other gogos. LT for 5 k is pretty standard now it seems. Same quote I get from everyone in the gogos. Not sure it was worth it. I hate it when they want to leave early at 6 am or so.

Here's how I solved my gottahaveher_itis...

Of course I can force it. But I don't know I should. I need to make some internal adjustment to avoid that this becomes a negative experience. Too much of this gottahaveher feelings puts me in a weak spot.

...and visiting Gentlemans clubs in Jomtien...

Explored Passion club and great atmosphere and friendly girls. Saturday is the wet T shirt day. Then went to Kit Kat club and met a young girl fro there. She agreed to join me in the night for LT after her work agreed for 2 K.

In the night I walked through Soi Boomerang, Tree Town and Pothole.

At 12.30 night my girl from Kit kat came and I had a great night till next day 10 in the morning.

Passion and Kit Kat are in Jomtien? Is Jomtien worth it? I mean if everything is in walking distance in central, what is the benefit of venturing to Jomtien?

[Sir Lancelot]

It always tickles me when a guy says I do these certain things and I get these results. My question is always well tell me about the 3 times you did not do those things and it turned out without those results. Usually there is no answer because the guy has never done any different. There is no correlation between you going out with a chick and having a good time in bed.

Everybody evolves, learns from their mistakes and hones their modus operandi. I could easily tell you about three times I did not do what I do now, and failed miserably as a result. I still make mistakes now in fact, as I'm sure you do. It's all part of the game.

[Mr Enternational]

If we take ladies outside before in bed she will give back a good time in bed once back in room. My school of thought.

It always tickles me when a guy says I do these certain things and I get these results. My question is always well tell me about the 3 times you did not do those things and it turned out without those results. Usually there is no answer because the guy has never done any different. There is no correlation between you going out with a chick and having a good time in bed.

[GreenBud]

- XS go-go is pretty good. Talent is similar to Pin Up. But it is way larger. XS might be my favorite bar to watch topless girls.

- Barfines are complicated. You have short time, long time, at least 3 different types of girls, before 11 pm, after 1 am. Starting at 1000. Saw 2500. Not sure if it went higher or lower.

[Mr Enternational]

We near the hotel and went for dinner together. As usual my first mistake happened as in all my previous visits to Pattaya while going with a newly met GF for dinner in the first day. They always order that Cold Mussel and grilled tiger prawns, almost 1 k worth and they all do it as the order conveyed in Thai.

It is not the going to dinner. It is the where you are going to dinner. Go to Thai places such as the no name chicken place on Buakhao across from LK Metro. 50 baht. Or the place on the corner of 3rd Rd and Pattaya Klang. Or the food court on the corner of Pattaya Klang and Soi 16.

[Thampi62]

Second Day.

Visited Mikes shopping mall and Central festival and it felt like a ghost place. Went to one cannabis coffee shop and the partner is my TF friend. 150 Bath sativum smoked sitting in the shop and since she was celebrating her birthday agreed to join me next day after her work. She speak better English. After a foot massage and pedicure went to Maggie May and as everybody said it's great Gentlemans bar to hang around. Came to Soi Boomerang and get into Club Fate. Very friendly club and I saw more than 10 ladies around. Spent with a cute girl 'Smile' for some time. Decided to take her to the room next day. He he. Moved to Heaven above, big one and it was 8 in the evening and the club is only partly filled with Gentlemans but packed with ladies, more than 30. Good place to have fun if planning to spend more time. Soon I received whatsapp text from my TF girl planned for LT that night. We near the hotel and went for dinner together. As usual my first mistake happened as in all my previous visits to Pattaya while going with a newly met GF for dinner in the first day. They always order that Cold Mussel and grilled tiger prawns, almost 1 k worth and they all do it as the order conveyed in Thai.

I have a hobby to walk around in walking street, dancing in Insomnia and Lucifer if my lady have good body. So came back to room at 3 in the morning after all those actions in street and slept together till 1 noon next day. We had a good time in the bed. If we take ladies outside before in bed she will give back a good time in bed once back in room. My school of thought.

[GreenBud]

- Observations from the past 4 nights. Note things might change since peak high season is approaching.

- BB is always spot on. Out of the 15 go-gos I've been to, Pin Up has the best overall quality. Palace probably is second. Bacarra wasn't that good. Need to go to XS. Didn't go to Sensations. Never liked that bar. Need to give Tantra an honorable mention. Last night, saw one girl that might be one of the top girls in Pattaya.

- Does the girls at Pin Up change tag numbers? The top girl, IMO, was 4 something a few days ago. Last night she was 242. Don't like to barfine those type of girls. I'm too much of a pessimist; don't want to spend all that money to find out she's a dud.

- Walking Street isn't back to normal. Many bars are still closed. At 8 pm, numerous bars were just opening up. Late compared to pre-pandemic. Some of my favorite bars for looking at quality naked girls are closed on walking street. You still have the raunchy bars (Windmill and bar above Dollhouse) still open with naked girls, but the girls are on the ugly side. The raunchy bar across Dollhouse is closed.

- The best raunchy go-gos bar is probably Kinks (upstairs) at LK Metro. Packed with older, "not too ugly", naked girls. It's the customers that makes it raunchy. For a lady's drink, they DAT and fondle. But it's more packed than before. It seems LK Metro has fully recovered. No empty units.

- Soi 6 hasn't fully recovered. Numerous units are still closed. At 2 pm, some bars were just starting to open up. Not like before.

[Ass Addict]

Here's a pro tip for newbies:

Nothing makes the ladies more bored than hearing obscure 70's British music.

I would guess sitting next to a 70 years old Brit customer makes them more bored.

[Ass Addict]

Strangely, she decided to prefer the bar over me. Whatever her reasoning, maybe she knew that falling in love would likely just lead to heartache or something. Or, maybe, she was really really good at avoiding the actual blow job by giving me a full illusion of a romantic encounter instead. Either way, it was worth every penny and minute spent on her today.

"she knew that falling in love would likely just lead to heartache".

You're good at making us laugh man.