Antiqua

[GauchoReal23]

Here is a phone number for a hooker that works in Antigua. Goes by Jesy. Nicaraguan

Hey brother. Just go into town and saw this thread. No luck onthe number Now it looks like its a dude's. Any other advice? First round'll be on me.

TyGuacho.

[Huacho]

Here is a phone number for a hooker that works in Antigua. Goes by Jesy. Nicaraguan. 502xxxx09. Tell her you got the number from a bartender; she has been going into the bars and handing out a card saying 'masajes why ms. ' Decent body, negotiable on price (try for 300), did her three times, probably done with her. Enjoy!

[OctavioG]

I just spent 3 days in Antigua, had no luck with any of the street-walking areas mentioned, did not head to the clubs though. I didn't see anyone looking like a puta, but I did approach three different women I liked the look of and got zero acceptances. I guess the town is doing well-enough financially (it is beautiful with great restaurants) or the women are just tired of gringos, or maybe it was just me. Hoping for more luck in the capital.

[Huacho]

Been approached twice recently, last month and last night, on 7 a Avenida near 4 a Calle. Close to La Bodegona. First one was about 3 in the afternoon. She was cute but I had just gotten off the treadmill and needed to shower, and had my regular coming over that night. I should have gotten her number. Then last night around 8 PM. This one was older and I was quite drunk so I took her back to my place for 300 Q. Everything covered, lots of rules, nice tits, WNR, didn't finish or really care. The regular is coming over tonight anyway. She's from England.

[Huacho]

Google is indicating that Diva's is open, and until 1 AM. It's outside the city limits of Antigua so I assume they can serve alcohol until at least 11 PM. If you want to check before heading out there.

[FloridaGuy123]

Welcome to Antigua! The home of expats, backpackers, and Spanish schools.

Why go there? I've never been, had some days off, and the airfare was favorable. Even more so, I wanted to meet my Spanish teacher of four years.

In our hobby, Antigua is a tough town. BUT, when there is a need to play, I always seem to find someone to play with!

Hey Tom,

Thanks a lot for the info! Looking to take an impromptu trip down to Guatemala to hike some of the volcanos and to taste the local delicacies.

If you have any recommendations for Antigua please let me know.

[SubComm]

Are to be found on the east side of Alameda Santa Luca, primarily on 2 a Calle. One is a deaf mute called Muda and gives good BJs. If you see some woman on that corner or in the block between Santa Luca and 7 a Avenida gesticulating at you without saying anything, that's Muda. Then on the NW corner of 2 a Calle and 7 a Avenida you have Bar El Paso. Any unaccompanied woman in there can be presumed to be a hooker. There are three love hotels in this area. Blue Star #1 and #2 are on 1 a Calle, one between Santa Luca and 7 a Avenida and one between 7 a and 6 a Avenidas. Hotel Bali is on 2 a Calle between either 6 a and 7 a Avenidas or between 7 a and Santa Luca. So if you see a lone woman come out of one of these, 90% she is a hooker. Ditto if a man and woman come out together and go in different directions.

Also, not a streetwalker but there is a gal named Flor who works some of the gringo bars, Mono Loco and Travel Menu for example, and speaks perfect English due to growing up in the US before being deported at 17 to a country she did not even remember. Flor primarily sells weed but is open to suggestions, and is a freak.

I'm not sure if the clubs in Joco are open now but alcohol sales have to stop at 9 PM and I can't be arsed to go there sober.

Thanks for the intel. It's been a few years since I have been to Antigua but this should give me a good reason to return.

[Huacho]

Are to be found on the east side of Alameda Santa Lucía, primarily on 2 a Calle. One is a deaf mute called Muda and gives good BJs. If you see some woman on that corner or in the block between Santa Lucía and 7 a Avenida gesticulating at you without saying anything, that's Muda. Then on the NW corner of 2 a Calle and 7 a Avenida you have Bar El Paso. Any unaccompanied woman in there can be presumed to be a hooker. There are three love hotels in this area. Blue Star #1 and #2 are on 1 a Calle, one between Santa Lucía and 7 a Avenida and one between 7 a and 6 a Avenidas. Hotel Bali is on 2 a Calle between either 6 a and 7 a Avenidas or between 7 a and Santa Lucía. So if you see a lone woman come out of one of these, 90% she is a hooker. Ditto if a man and woman come out together and go in different directions.

Also, not a streetwalker but there is a gal named Flor who works some of the gringo bars, Mono Loco and Travel Menu for example, and speaks perfect English due to growing up in the US before being deported at 17 to a country she did not even remember. Flor primarily sells weed but is open to suggestions, and is a freak.

I'm not sure if the clubs in Joco are open now but alcohol sales have to stop at 9 PM and I can't be arsed to go there sober.

[TomJackin]

Welcome to Antigua! The home of expats, backpackers, and Spanish schools.

Why go there? I've never been, had some days off, and the airfare was favorable. Even more so, I wanted to meet my Spanish teacher of four years.

In our hobby, Antigua is a tough town. BUT, when there is a need to play, I always seem to find someone to play with!

CBX:

I took the CBX bridge for $32 round trip to the Tijuana airport. I headed to the VIP lounge and paid around $22 for free flowing drinks and chow. Word of caution, CBX has gotten quite popular over time and there was large crowd trying to get through immigration. Thus, give yourself more time to get through the process.

The Pinche FMM:

"The FMM, Forma Migratoria Mltiple, is a tourist permit or tourist card that allows citizens from the USA And Canada (as well as from other countries) to travel in Mexico. ".

You have two options for the FMM. The less than 7 days that is free. OR you purchase a 6 month for multiple entries. Because I'm in Mexico almost once a week, I usually buy the 6 month FMM because I'm too fucking lazy to stand in line to get the free one every time I enter.

I bought my recent FMM while entering Tijuana earlier this December and I paid 558 pesos for the damn thing. Thus, I cleared immigration in Tijuana with no issues. BUT, when I was boarding my flight to Guate in Mexico City, one of the attendants took my FMM from me!

I was fucking pissed! When I boarded the aircraft, I raised holy hell about the issue (in somewhat of a nice way). One of the supervisors came aboard and tried to explain the reasoning, which I still don't understand. The supervisor told me not to worry because I would get a new free one when I return, but it would only be good for 7 days; WTF? My best guess is that if you are traveling to another location in Mexico, you hold on to the FMM. But if are headed to another country, they take the FMM.

Flight:

Round trip flights out of Tijuana on Aeromexico or Volaris can be had for less than 400 USD. The flight was less than three hours to Mexico City, and then another two to Guatemala. Overall, the air time was less than five hours; fast and easy trip.

Airport transportation:

Because I arrived somewhat late, I had the hotel arrange transportation from Guate to Antigua, it took around one hour to get to the hotel. The private car was pricy, but secure. I took Uber back to the airport for around 23 bucks.

Getting around town:

Uber was available all over Antigua and was priced reasonable. Plus, the town is not that big, so walking around exploring is the best way to check out what Antigua has to offer.

Lodging:

I stayed in Hotel Porta; really nice hotel. I had a garden deluxe room with a fireplace, which the girls loved. Great hotel and staff! The hotel is very quiet and I found it girl friendly, with discretion of course.

Money:

The currency in Guatemala is the Quetzal. Again, because I arrived somewhat late I exchanged some money, enough to get me through the night. The airport rate was 6. 11 to one USD; which sucked! The next day, I went to a bank called BAM and got a rate of 7. 57. When I was exploring the area Saturday, I saw a regular exchange place on 5th Ave. Next to a Subway restaurant; not sure of the exchange rate.

Communication:

I have the North American T-Mobile plan, so calls, texts, and. Using internet were included. Phone calls were 25 cents per minute. I used Google maps several times while walking around the city.

Spanish:

Another reason for my visit to Guatemala was to practice my Spanish with my teacher and the locals. Well, it seemed like many of the locals in the city spoke English and wanted to practice their English with me. But I was able to communicate in Spanish for the most part.

Restaurants:

I went to some restaurants and they were a hit and miss. Here are the highlights and lowlights:

La Casa de las Sopas. Very damn good!
La Fonda de la Calle Real. Expensive and the food sucks!
Angie Angie Caf - Very good Italian.
Restaurante Las Antorchas. Outstanding!
Cerro de San Cristobal. Great place for a wonderful view, and a drink of course. Food was also served; it was OK.

The mongering scene:

Strip / table dance clubs:

After research and exploring, I know of and been to three P2 P bars / clubs. They are all close together and just a short ride outside of Antigua. They are on your way to Jocotenango.

They are Divas 1 & 2 Clubs and Bar El Zodiaco.

In each club, I asked several questions and did my best to write the answers on my trusty note pad. The fichas were various prices; I am quoting the lowest ficha price. All three clubs I went to offered sex in the clubs. All quoted prices are in Guatemala Quetzals. If I'm wrong with any of the pricing in any of the clubs, please correct me.

WARNING: While I was running through the three clubs, I realized I was the only Gringo in the clubs, and that was just fine with me. But understand, these places seem to cater to locals. Having said that, I had a great time in all the places and never felt threaten in any way whatsoever.

Club: Divas 1 Club.
Cover: None.
Ficha: Varies on drink choice; around 50 and up.
Sex: 300 for 20 minutes /600 for 40 minutes /130 USD TLN.
On site: Yes.
Number of chicas: 10+ - Depending the night.
Quality of chicas: OK to Very Good.
Night / Time: Thursday at 10:00.
Comments: I was in this club every night when I was in Antigua. I pulled an overnight from two different girls. Both were from Nicaragua. There is one dark skinned chica from Belize that I really wanted to spend time with, but I ran out of time dammit!

Club: Divas 2 Club.
Cover: None.
Ficha: Varies on drink choice; around 50 and up.
Sex: 300 for 20 minutes /600 for 40 minutes /130 USD TLN.
On site: Yes.
Number of chicas: 6 - Depending the night.
Quality of chicas: OK to Very Good.
Night / Time: Thursday at 11:00.
Comments: I also was in this club every night when I was in Antigua. Yep, there were 6 chicas available and I had a chance to chat with them all. I just sat at the bar and they each chica came up and chatted; I liked this place too!

Club: Bar El Zodiaco.
Cover: None.
Ficha: Varies on drink choice; around 50 and up.
Sex: 200 for 15 minutes / Not sure of the rest.
On site: Yes.
Number of chicas: 10+ - Depending the night.
Quality of chicas: OK to not sure.
Night / Time: Thursday at Midnight.
Comments: I only went to this bar the first night. All the girls were chunky and seemed drugged on boredom. I did not see any reason to stay or return to this bar / club.

Street girls:

I looked for SGs, but no luck whatsoever.

Casas / massage places:

I did not look for or visit any casas / massage places.

Ruins:

I did not look for or visit any ruins.

Volcanoes:

I did see a couple, but I kept my distance. After my horror experience with Mount Pinatubo in 1991 while in PI, I never want to deal with another fucking volcano ever again!

Museums:

I did not look for or visit any museums.

Churches:

I seen a bunch of churches, but I refused to enter any of them. Because they tend to burn down as I'm walking out of the damn place.

Cupid / Tinder / craigslist:

Because I already had an agenda before I arrived, I did not have much time to do much of anything else.

Overall thoughts on Antigua:

Safety:

I was all over the city and usually, I did not get back to the hotel until 2-4 am. I never once felt threatened and the staff in the clubs / restaurants treated me with the upmost respect.

Even though the trip was rather pricey, I still enjoyed what this city had to offer. I really enjoyed my time in country. The weather was cool during the day, but it cool down even more during the evenings. I had a great time exploring and documenting stuff for our community; no regrets whatsoever!

I also enjoyed all the female vendors wearing the traditional clothes with their kids in tow, also wearing the traditional clothing. What I thought was humorous were all the Mayan dressed vendors checking their Facebook and WhatsApp on their cell phones. I'm sure one of the Mayan gods, like Yum Kaax, would love to return to life and snatch all those damn cell phones!

Would I ever return to Antigua? Nah, lately I have this "been there, done that" mentality. And I still have two more Spanish speaking countries to explore. Also I have many places left to explore in Mexico.

As always, just my dos pinche pesos of course!

[TomJackin]

Will you be going around the train tracks again?

Nah, I'm in Antigua running the streets naked. I like this place.

[Mr Enternational]

Here for 3 nights.

Last night, I went to 3 bars / clubs that offered P2 P: Divas 1 & 2, and Bar El Zodiaco.

TR to follow.

Will you be going around the train tracks again?

[TomJackin]

Here for 3 nights.

Last night, I went to 3 bars / clubs that offered P2 P: Divas 1 & 2, and Bar El Zodiaco.

TR to follow.

[Giz99]

I had the opportunity to spend two weeks in Guatemala mainly in Antigua. Before my trip I friended a number of women on Facebook and using the app Badoo. I like using Badoo as it is a free app and if you use it on a PC you can change your current location the where you want to meet people. I communicated with many women to practice my Spanish and was able to set up a few dates for when I arrived. My first night in Guatemala city I had dinner with a tall blond Guatemalan what was a nice evening. The next day she messaged me and offered to visit me in Antigua. Much to my surprise I ended up having a hot novia visiting me regularly.

I checked out many sites for girls and the only one I had much success with was Skokka in Guatemala. I would type in Antigua into the search field looking for Chicas who would visit Antigua. Most of the ads are agencies with fairly high prices. There are some independents here but I found pictures were minimal and it was difficult to determine who you would be getting as many "independent" girls all use the same number. Most of the girls are from Guatemala city and they also want additional money for uber to Antigua.

I did talk to one independent who promised girlfriend experience and no rush for time. We corresponded on whatsapp and she sent me a number of attractive pictures so I agreed to have her visit me. She arrive on time and was in no rush. We sat around in my apartment to talk and share a bottle of wine. She eventually asked me to choose which lingerie I liked best what she changed into. She was a very different escort experience. She was in no rush for anything and took her time pleasing me. She ended staying for about 3 hours. The next week I decided to repeat with her and it was a similar experience except she was determined to get me off many times.

[BigMacDaddy]

Hello Fellow Mongers, I visit Guate City a couple of times per year for business. Before I leave Guate, I visit Antigua for a day or two to just relax and replenish. Like most of you, I searched for fun in the usual spots in Antigua, but have just given up for easier to find companionship in Guate City. When I was in Antigua a few months ago, my plans were to spend a day in Antigua to relax, then return to the City and enjoy a companion through an agency. Once I arrived in Antigua, I checked into the hotel and chilled by the pool. While relaxing at the pool, I returned sent some texts via WeChat to some friends. While in WeChat, I tried the discover mode and saw there was a couple of females online. I sent them both messages and one replied. She was a massage girl and wanted to see non-Guate clients. I made plans with her for when I returned to Guate City.

After this I decided to get a massage since my back was killing me. I went to a spa just around the corner from my hotel since I was lazy. Before the massage, I decided to play some monger games to have some fun instead of not expecting anything at all like I normally do in Antigua. My masseuse was a fairly attractive older Guate woman. As she placed the towel on me, I requested for her not to cover me. She agreed. I talked to her, was polite, joked with her. Her English was OK. On the flip, she placed the towel to cover me and I asked her to remove it. She did. As she was massage my legs, I politely motioned for her to give me some additional relief. She politely declined, I asked again and she agreed to give me relief. After the clean-up, I asked her to hang out later that night. To make a long story short, she provided outcall massage services to my hotel a couple of nights. I cancelled my plans with my Guate City providers.

When I asked her about extras in Antigua she told me that most therapists are willing to provide extras if you're non-Guate and are polite. So fellas, be clean, be polite, tip extra and just ask. There are extras in Antigua besides hooking up with tourists & Divas.

BTW, if any of you want the number of the WeChat provider let me know. She wants to see non-Guate clients. As far as the spa lady, I won't give her details as she is married and I don't want her to lose her job at the spa.

[HumanBeing1]

Spent a few nights in Antigua. Really cool town with a lot to do. Great bar scene on the weekend though it's a shame they close so early 1 am.

As for mongering, not very good. Went to divas 2 during the day and was told to come back at 5. The guys pointed us to divas 1 but when I got there I couldn't find a way in. Came back in the evening around 9-10 pm and went in to divas 2 first (it's the easiest to find, Google maps has it pegged right). Many men in there and not nearly enough girls. Me and a friend sat for 20-30 minutes, only two chubby girls game over. Didn't see much (or any) in there worth spending time with. Most were bigger girls. Left. Walked to divas 1, it was dead inside, 4-5 disinterested girls and no guys. None attractive. Left immediately.

Between the two divas places was a random brothel we wandered into. It was semi hidden and we stumbled upon it. Similar lack of quality so we just looked around then left.

Given how terrible our experience up there was we didn't go back. Just stayed in Antigua and bar hopped around. Had a great time and met some backpackers that ended up being a good time.

Tldr: great town to visit but for mongering I'd look elsewhere.