Pattaya Reports

[RakSopheni]

I visited Walking Street yesterday (nice to see that the sidewalk has been repaired finally) in order to see once again with my own eyeballs the specimen much vaunted in these parts- the ethereal and nymph like GoGo girl- possessed of great beauty- the rarest and purest of all gems in the murky earth of untouchable fugly Pattaya gremlins. And I got to say boys- nothing special on hand. Maybe a few lookers at Pinup. But for the most part-drumroll- looked a lot like Soi 6, but maybe on a low carb diet with better makeup application. It gave me the inspiration for a post and the idea underlying it is that on the margins, yes, it is true, the top talent can be quarried in the WS GoGos', but the bulk of our prey is pretty much in the fat hump of the bell curve all around. As a rule, South East Asian girls will have slimmer and more petite builds than other areas, and that is factored in here. Leaving aside the issues of cost, High Price Puritanism and Bargain Chasings, let me give you my breakdown of where the looks fall for the Pattaya Looks Maxxer.

WS GoGos

Most girls are average or slim, fatties uncommon. Average looks 6. 5, with 1/20 8 or above. Nines 1/50. Selection of girls youngest.

LK Metro GoGos

Most girls are average or slim, fatties uncommon. Average looks 6, with 1/30 8 or above. Nines 1/70.

Soi 6

Most girls have an average physique. Fatties are common. Average looks 5, with 1/40 8 or above. No Nines. Younger girls are on the northside of the street, with 30-35 age more common on the southside of the street.

Gentlemans Clubs

Most Girls have an average physique. Fatties exist, but not as common as Soi 6. Average looks 5, with 1/50 8 or above. No nines, skews 5-8 years older in age than Soi 6.

Thai Friendly

(I cannot comment on age or physique because I pre-filter for my preferred slim build and age).

Average Looks 5. 5, with 1/30 8 or above. Nines 1/50. Some rare plus- nines.

Beer Bars

Most girls have below average physique. Fatties are very common. Average looks 4, 1/100 8 or above. No nines or above. Age range is the oldest here with most "girls" 30-45.

Beach Road

Most girls have an average physique. Fatties common (less so than Beer Bars for some reason though). Average looks 4, 1/150 8 or above. No nines. Age range slightly below Beer Bars.

Again- for the most part in any of these categories the distributions are within the average deciles. Your average Soi 6 girl is pretty similar to your average WS Go Go Girl. On the margins the talent is qualitatively better in a WS GoGo, but it will take work to search, compete, isolate, and execute.

[Explorer8939]

Thanks to Mr. Sopheni for the quick update on what's available in central Pattaya for those guys looking to expand their horizons beyond the often-reviewed places on Soi LK Metro and Soi Honey. It would appear the closed-front bars on Soi Boomerang are worth a visit, even though the selection can be hit or miss.

Another name for these is Gentlemen's Clubs.

These are becoming more and more popular. They are not as downscale as BJ bars.

[Bunky]

I've been sampling some of the gentlemen's clubs in the Buakhao area and Bongkot. Saw one of my providers from last Summer at Badabing. Sampled some talent at Screamers on Soi Boomerang, a cute new girl age 20 with a beautiful smile but no CIM. Excite Club looked decent but too busy. Club Fate on Boomerang consistently disappoints- no bange-able girls. Slutz on Boomerang was dead. Trying to pace myself. I feel like there might even be less punters on the ground now than this time last year. Most girls are complaining about a lack of customers.

Thanks to Mr. Sopheni for the quick update on what's available in central Pattaya for those guys looking to expand their horizons beyond the often-reviewed places on Soi LK Metro and Soi Honey. It would appear the closed-front bars on Soi Boomerang are worth a visit, even though the selection can be hit or miss.

Bunky

[Mr Enternational]

I do not understand this crazy ass Thai Friendly. Why do I keep getting later likes from chicks I have already talked to? Is the site doing it on its own or are the girls clicking me again? In some cases that I get a later like, the girl has made another profile (because I click message and there is nothing there from our previous conversation). I guess it is nothing that really needs to be understood. Just fuck whoever you come to an agreement with.

[Chan Chalupa]

True. And knowing that you are getting the exact same thing, would you rather be the person that paid more or the one that paid less? If anyone can advise me on how to pay less for something of equal or greater value, then I take no offense, instead I am all ears.

Just like massages. Everybody knows that getting a massage on Beach Road or Walking Street will be 300 baht. Go back to Soi Buakhao and they will be 200 baht. Go a little further to where I live off 3rd Road and you will pay 150 baht. Who would get bent out of shape over someone telling them where they could get the same massage for cheaper, the way some guys get bent out of shape by someone telling them how they could fuck literally the same girl for cheaper.

You don't quit so neither will I.

Take a look at number 8 desire Bar live stream, Priew. Definitely able to pull 3,000 on Beach Road.

Take 999 others on Beach Road. Only way they pull 3,000 is 10 Indians in one session. No offense. LOL. Hahaha.

Only drawback on Priew is her Boobies size might be lacking just a bit.

[Explorer8939]

I have a hard and fast rule for myself, any flight more than 5 hours I will only take it if I have aisle seat. Takes a lot of pre-planning well ahead of time to adhere to this rule but it makes flying much easier. I'm tall so I need that leg room that an aisle seat provides. Plus I get up and move around a lot.

Good luck with the middle seat, that's going to be a looooong flight.

My flight back to Thailand is so bad that I am not scheduling any ladies for the first few days after I arrive back in Pattaya.

I arrived in Mexico yesterday, and am severely jetlagged, even though I flew Business class over the Pacific. Flying back to Thailand in a middle seat in Economy is going to kill me.

[XXL]

Whenever I go through TF profiles, almost invariably the following happens: as soon as I click on the profile of a girl who looks like moderately skinny, she metamorphoses into a chunky girl on her other pics. She's the same girl all right, nothing to say about that, only she is the fat girl version of what she looked like on her profile pic.

[Chan Chalupa]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D79kNCNJBes

Rate this girl. Scroll to 6:14. Her name RIRI.

Earlier I wrote about an idiot. 1-7 cited examples. This is the EVIL girl. Hahahaha.

I said earlier I rate her 3. 5. Ill be nicer and now say 4. 00.

WHAT SAY YOU? Would you pay her 1,000 or 3,000 short time? No barfine, just her FEE.

[Explorer8939]

There are plenty of clubs dedicated to Thai customers where paying is the norm, there are plenty of love motels where Thai's are the primary users. Drive you car in and they pull a curtain behind it.

This is even more common in Bangkok.

Thai bars are generally for drinks only. Offsite action is arranged in the bar, for after hours, but it's not that common.

Yeah, I know of some Love motels, but they aren't that common.

Thai men who pay for sex in Pattaya are few and far between.

[Member #4838]

I have the flight from Hell coming up.

Air Nippon LAX. NRT middle seat. I would pay money for an upgrade, but no can do.

Arrive in BKK at 04.30 AM.

I will be zonked for a week upon arrival.

I have a hard and fast rule for myself, any flight more than 5 hours I will only take it if I have aisle seat. Takes a lot of pre-planning well ahead of time to adhere to this rule but it makes flying much easier. I'm tall so I need that leg room that an aisle seat provides. Plus I get up and move around a lot.

Good luck with the middle seat, that's going to be a looooong flight.

[LittleBigMan]

Pattaya gets this post. Has more action here. Same as Bangkok.

You meet a 3. 5 looker in a Bar.

1. Get married soon?

2. Front $5,000 so she can start a bussiness.

3. Buy a $2,300 scooter, neither of you has a Driver's License.

4. Day after buying scooter get upset she gets a new tattoo, say $100.

5. Agree to $15,000 sin soot.

6. Imply to said Bargirl and her family real estate will be bought soon after marriage.

7. Bought gold,. Not know value.

Would anyone do 1 above let alone all 7?

SUSpendas on you tube. Part of Ice Poseidon s crew. Using crew lightly. Maybe better to say he knows Ice.

Yes he is stupid. No offense.

Wears fake Gucci Outfits. Funny.

Invented the word Jawns. Girls.

Your list is nothing 1-7 7-100, I've known guys to do 100 times worse, and guess what you try to help them they tell you "You don't know her " then they turn around and blame you not only that they talk about others whole do the same as if they don't do it themselves! Then there are guys who don't learn the first time and do a repeat of your list like twice but throughout their stay here. Using the word stupid is being kind I want to use retard, moron but I have a nephew who has Down syndrome and I know for a fact he is smarter than some of these guys.

There are guys retired here that have a great pension and live in a cheap room off Soi Buakhow, borrowing money broke because they give it all away each month to some girl that they don't even see, back up in their farms I wanted to say to him you gave how much and how much you give every month, how long have you've known her and what you only fucked her a few times.

It takes all kinds and there are plenty in the world and then there are plenty in Thailand.

[Clone8884]

How long is a typical short time / long time?

[Fmojo]

I'm posting photos below of one GOYAa1 on TF who is asking 5000- to which I politely declined.

I messaged her when I was there in September and she wanted 3000 for ST. Had I known I was getting a bargain, I might have taken her up on it. Not.

She was also rude to me when we were messaging; she called me cheap because I didn't jump at the chance to overpay her.

[Paolo99]

For a Thai man to pay money for sex in Pattaya would be rare.

Wrong.

Only 1% of them might have it easy with the girls.

Others are stuck with an annoying wife and dreaming of banging the young ones or paying for it as anyone else.

I don't even talk about the ones that fuck nothing or developped perverse mentallity like stealing underwears or putting cameras in the girls toilets.

[BackpackBrian]

Are there places on site, upstairs, or next door, where I can take the girl from the gogo bar for a ST??

Something that is cheaper than renting a hotel room for the night just for the girl.

I don't want to bring back the girl to my hotel.