Pattaya Reports

[Frankypanky]

Today I decided to venture off the beaten path. Inspite of so many trips to Pattaya I had never really explored anything outside Beach Rd, Walking Street, Central Pattaya etc, all walking distance from my hotels. Last time I was here in Feb we did venture out once to Camel Toe but the traffic was so horrendous and it was so hard to just get a taxi we gave up on any more exploration. Sept is a different beast, the town is not that crowded and traffic is manageable. So today I checked out Catflaps and Venom, two GC in Pratumnak. Its about a 10 min taxi (100 B) or motorbike (50 B) ride from the LK Empress.

I have to say I spent almost 3 hours at Catflaps and had an awesome time. First, you have to understand, you arent going to find a lot of skinny 20 year olds in GCs like this. But if you are happy with mid to late 20's curvy MILFs, the value you get is amazing. LD are 150 B and for that you get 20 min or so of attention including DFK, Boob access, pussy access, dick rubbing, teaser BJ, nipple licking etc etc. I bought drinks for 3 girls and was drowning in tongues, boobs and pussy. I ended up taking one of the girls (the best kisser) up for a romp. Total cost 1400 for the drinks and play time (almost 2 hours worth), 400 for the room, 1000 for the girl, 500 tip for the girl for BBFSCIP. So USD 100 or so for 2+ solid hours of constant entertainment with 2-3 girls, culminating in a pretty good fuck. Its the most fun I have had in a bar in a very long time (ca 2010 AC type of fun).

That left me drained but since I was in the neighborhood I decided to check out Venom which is down by the beach area. Nothing much to write about. Small bar, pool table, few girls. Only 2 customers in the bar. Bought a drink, played with some titties but very mild compared to Catflaps.

Thank you for your post! It sounds amazing. I never went to a GC in the 20 years I have visited Thailand. I mostly do BR, some gogo's and massage salons (Exactly what's is the difference between GC or a BJ bar (and Agogo's)?

[Member #4838]

I'm back in Pattaya after a two week hiatus travelling other parts of the country.

Pattaya is like a drug, you could be at a clear water white sand beach in the south of Thailand but still have Pattaya on your mind, it just has everything to offer.

Planning to check out some GCs before leaving Pattaya in the next week.

I went to Excite Club. The ladies as expected were older, heavier and average looking. The venue itself sucks as well. Nonetheless, I was there and in the mood for a juicy arse to smash in doggie. Found one to my liking. Face below average, body below average but had that think, jiggly post baby arse. I didn't kiss the lady, didn't fondle her, just put her straight into doggie and blew her back out for a half hour, she stayed prone in doggie the whole time without a complaint, took it like a champ.

1,000 for her, 300 for room, drinks were around 200 total. So around 1,500 total. I got what I wanted but a definite no repeat.

Was still in the mood for a thick lady. Fired up TF. My message read "1,000 tbh ST, if can meet now send Line ID". A darker skinned Isaan lady in her mid 20's replied. Pics were cute and she was at my place within a half hour. In person matched the pics. Nice bouncy natural tits, lovely dark toned skin and a nice arse. Blew her back out and had a lovely session that included stuffing my whole thumb in her arse in doggie eventhough she was adamant about no anal, I guess fingers are okay LOL. 1,000 bht to her and sent her on her way.

I might add, she was on her phone texting after the deed while laying in my arms and a lady friend of hers texted her a pic of a wad of USD, guessing bragging about how much money she has made. Just a gentle reminder to myself and mongers to stay unattached emotionally to these ladies and to remember we are just money in their view, nothing more nothing less.

[Explorer8939]

Sorry, but my experience was totally different. Catflaps girls were more frisky than Maggie May, Camel Toe and other clubs. Maybe I just chose well. Maybe its because the manager remembered me from my last visit in Feb and greeted me at the door and gave that signal to the girls. Maybe you smell bad. I don't know. Also Catflaps has curtained areas as well. So your info is quite inaccurate.

Yes, Catflaps has curtains, although I have only seen them used once.

Let's just say that the sample size of my observations is pretty large.

I have been to Maggie Mays when the entire female staff has been naked, including 3 cashiers.

[Expat American]

Catflaps doesn't really have any corners, dark or otherwise. Even the corners are wide open.

The ladies are less frisky in Catflaps than other GCs because of the open areas.

Sorry, but my experience was totally different. Catflaps girls were more frisky than Maggie May, Camel Toe and other clubs. Maybe I just chose well. Maybe its because the manager remembered me from my last visit in Feb and greeted me at the door and gave that signal to the girls. Maybe you smell bad. I don't know. Also Catflaps has curtained areas as well. So your info is quite inaccurate.

[Expat American]

ExPat, does all that happen right in the open in the club, or do they take you to a dark corner?

Do they start the fun right away or does it start after 2nd drink, etc? Very excited for my first trip to Pattaya next Feb!

Everything but the sex of course. For that you got to pay extra for a room upstairs and the girls fee. The rest happens with drinks on the couches. Buy a couple of tequila shots and the tops come off. It was go from drink one for me at least. Its a friendly place.

[Explorer8939]

ExPat, does all that happen right in the open in the club, or do they take you to a dark corner?

Do they start the fun right away or does it start after 2nd drink, etc? Very excited for my first trip to Pattaya next Feb!

Catflaps doesn't really have any corners, dark or otherwise. Even the corners are wide open.

The ladies are less frisky in Catflaps than other GCs because of the open areas.

[MikeNm]

Today I decided to venture off the beaten path. Inspite of so many trips to Pattaya I had never really explored anything outside Beach Rd, Walking Street, Central Pattaya etc, all walking distance from my hotels. Last time I was here in Feb we did venture out once to Camel Toe but the traffic was so horrendous and it was so hard to just get a taxi we gave up on any more exploration. Sept is a different beast, the town is not that crowded and traffic is manageable. So today I checked out Catflaps and Venom, two GC in Pratumnak. Its about a 10 min taxi (100 B) or motorbike (50 B) ride from the LK Empress.

I have to say I spent almost 3 hours at Catflaps and had an awesome time. First, you have to understand, you arent going to find a lot of skinny 20 year olds in GCs like this. But if you are happy with mid to late 20's curvy MILFs, the value you get is amazing. LD are 150 B and for that you get 20 min or so of attention including DFK, Boob access, pussy access, dick rubbing, teaser BJ, nipple licking etc etc. I bought drinks for 3 girls and was drowning in tongues, boobs and pussy. I ended up taking one of the girls (the best kisser) up for a romp. Total cost 1400 for the drinks and play time (almost 2 hours worth), 400 for the room, 1000 for the girl, 500 tip for the girl for BBFSCIP. So USD 100 or so for 2+ solid hours of constant entertainment with 2-3 girls, culminating in a pretty good fuck. Its the most fun I have had in a bar in a very long time (ca 2010 AC type of fun).

That left me drained but since I was in the neighborhood I decided to check out Venom which is down by the beach area. Nothing much to write about. Small bar, pool table, few girls. Only 2 customers in the bar. Bought a drink, played with some titties but very mild compared to Catflaps.

ExPat, does all that happen right in the open in the club, or do they take you to a dark corner?

Do they start the fun right away or does it start after 2nd drink, etc? Very excited for my first trip to Pattaya next Feb!

[Ben Birdwell]

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[BionicMan]

I'd be weighing the potential quagmire of a cleaning girl getting caught and threatened with losing her job and her claiming that you forced her to have sex in the very room she was cleaning. Unless you want to risk time in a Thai jail, you're better off getting a short-time girl and have her wear a maid uniform to fulfill your fantasy.

You are pretty much right.

I think we all remember the story of that too financial guru (was he the head of IMF or something like that?) he was threatened by the maid for a BJ in his hotel.

Room (most likely he was guilty as charged).

[Mr Enternational]

I'd be weighing the potential quagmire of a cleaning girl getting caught and threatened with losing her job and her claiming that you forced her to have sex in the very room she was cleaning.

Besides that, most places these days the workers have to leave the door open when they enter a room.

[Nixonbd]

Yeah that's also possible, its risky. But if I do have to take her to another short term hotel its the same as banging another girl from a club. Idea is to be with the hotel staff there. I'll indulge in it only if she gives the green signal. When you out money on the table for a 3 min quickie all agree.

I'd be weighing the potential quagmire of a cleaning girl getting caught and threatened with losing her job and her claiming that you forced her to have sex in the very room she was cleaning. Unless you want to risk time in a Thai jail, you're better off getting a short-time girl and have her wear a maid uniform to fulfill your fantasy.

[Goferring]

I have done it Philippines. In Philippines the girl who cleans the room is normally a trainee. It is part of her education. I enquired if I can take her to dinner and she gave me her phone number. But the problem is cannot have fun in my room. Needed to go to a short time hotel. But the following visit she stayed with me for a few days in a different hotel.

So you can have fun with hotel employees. But not in that hotel room. It is also risky. They will loose their jobs if caught. God forbid if you get caught she might complain that she is forced to have sex with you which can land you in big trouble. Better to be safe. With wall to wall girls available otherwise why take a risk.

It's a good suggestion to target trainees. Anyone senior or long term will have friends everywhere and will not want to be seen with a horny grandpa.

I tried once with someone from corporate marketing. She was hot to trot but finding another hotel / Airbnb where she didn't have friends working or would be noticed was a logistical nightmare.

I'd agree that banging a girl onsite is technically possible but a great risk to her job or the guy if she needs an excuse.

Enjoy. G.

[SuperLove]

Yeah that's also possible, its risky. But if I do have to take her to another short term hotel its the same as banging another girl from a club. Idea is to be with the hotel staff there. I'll indulge in it only if she gives the green signal. When you out money on the table for a 3 min quickie all agree.

I have done it Philippines. In Philippines the girl who cleans the room is normally a trainee. It is part of her education. I enquired if I can take her to dinner and she gave me her phone number. But the problem is cannot have fun in my room. Needed to go to a short time hotel. But the following visit she stayed with me for a few days in a different hotel.

So you can have fun with hotel employees. But not in that hotel room. It is also risky. They will loose their jobs if caught. God forbid if you get caught she might complain that she is forced to have sex with you which can land you in big trouble. Better to be safe. With wall to wall girls available otherwise why take a risk.

[SuperLove]

Hey, no one advertises this kind of service as this is not possible. I've done this many times in the past outside Thailand. Girl comes to clean up the room, you just have your share of fun, like sucking or fondling or grabbing her by the ass or fingering her. Its not more than 3-4 minutes and the fun is insane. I just thought in Thailand the gambit is quite big and possible.

You might have better luck at small be&be than at a traditional hotel. Not sure which though. I highly doubt that they advertise that kind of room service anyway.

[SuperLove]

Nice one weqweq, but I will hold on till I get to the hotel. And oops if I gave the wrong impression. Am totally into pussies.

No need to wait till you've arrived at the hotel. A hot tip is when you line up at passport control to enter the country, choose the line manned by the prettiest girl (or man if that's your preference). When you hand over your passport, put a 1000 B note on top, wink, and say "ao smoke krap". ("ao" means want, and "smoke" is bargirl slang for BJ. You could say "om" instead of smoke, for the more genuine Thai word, but they will probably not understand your pronunciation). 50/50 about whether the immigration-girl will laugh or take you to a private room.

Sometimes I have to roll my eyes at the questions here. :-/