Pattaya Reports

[Raj Patela]

Hey man, super informative post! Any oily massage places you recommend with pretty, young girls? All massage places I walk past are similar in price in terms of their "non-monger" menu. And they all have old round ladies in front.

Any oily massages you recommend with pretty reliable roster of prettier, younger girls?

Thank you!

Simple answer no way in San Jose are you going to find massage places stocked with other than old portly Thai Ladies.

You might find one somewhat attractive girl here and there but even then I'm Stretching the meaning of young and sexy.

Pre COVID. VIP Massage was the place to go in Bangkok. Attractive and decent massage and Sex on offer.

[LittleBigMan]

Pattaya is like Disneyland for mongers, so many come here and are overwhelmed by the 1000's of ladies screaming "welcome hansum man". But some take it too seriously, and the results can be fatal.

I am trying to inject a little reality into the conversation, in the hopes that some guys will think twice before blowing their life savings on a bargirl.

Its okay to hand your money to a bargirl in exchange for services rendered. You are free to overpay. The problem comes when you are in love with a bargirl and you send her money when you go home. Giving a bargirl money for nothing is bad for you and other mongers, as well.

Living in Pattaya for many years, I have seen the results when a sponsor comes to the realization that "their" bargirl doesn't love them, and they have blown all their money for nothing. In extreme cases, this results in a dive off a condo balcony.

No, I have never been personally burned by a bargirl, although some have tried. But I have seen it happen to lots of other guys.

Be careful out there!

Don't kill the messenger! Your preaching to the wrong guy. The more you try to justify the more you confirm! I've noted many times but human nature when offended people don't listen although they will day they do. When a person keep preaching the same message over and over again whether burn or know someone who has they tune out there Is nothing you can say or continue to say for.

Million time that will change.

It is no different when it comes to looks and priced the merry go round will continue to go around.

[LittleBigMan]

Pattaya is like Disneyland for mongers, so many come here and are overwhelmed by the 1000's of ladies screaming "welcome hansum man". But some take it too seriously, and the results can be fatal.

I am trying to inject a little reality into the conversation, in the hopes that some guys will think twice before blowing their life savings on a bargirl.

Its okay to hand your money to a bargirl in exchange for services rendered. You are free to overpay. The problem comes when you are in love with a bargirl and you send her money when you go home. Giving a bargirl money for nothing is bad for you and other mongers, as well.

Living in Pattaya for many years, I have seen the results when a sponsor comes to the realization that "their" bargirl doesn't love them, and they have blown all their money for nothing. In extreme cases, this results in a dive off a condo balcony.

No, I have never been personally burned by a bargirl, although some have tried. But I have seen it happen to lots of other guys.

Be careful out there!

Don't kill the messenger! Your preaching to the wrong guy. The more you try to justify the more you confirm! I've noted many times but human nature when offended people don't listen although they will day they do. When a person keep preaching the same message over and over again whether burn or know someone who has they tune out there Is nothing you can say or continue to say for.

Million time that will change.

It is no different when it comes to looks and priced the merry go round will continue to go around.

[Member #4838]

Hey man, super informative post! Any oily massage places you recommend with pretty, young girls? All massage places I walk past are similar in price in terms of their "non-monger" menu. And they all have old round ladies in front.

Any oily massages you recommend with pretty reliable roster of prettier, younger girls?

Thank you!

You're best bet is to walk around and sample, it's really not complicated. In the last week I have met three different attractive oily massage ladies for legit oil massage with BJ finish and have repeated with each. But guess what, I don't remember the ladies' names or the shop names. I just enjoy sauntering around town and seeing what's on display out front, if I like something, I go in. It's simple, don't over think it.

[Member #4838]

I usually bail from Pattaya in December. January, too many customers.

Plus, Bolt is overloaded, too many Bolt customers.

The ladies get top dollar from 2 week millionaires, plus that's when the sponsors usually visit Thailand, so their "girlfriends" are busy.

Bad time to go to Pattaya. Although its better than December in Birmingham.

Exactly. The one time of year not to be in Pattaya is high season, I have always avoided it and only come to Thailand and Pattaya during low season. Indeed the hotels are cheaper, but the two main reasons are avoiding the crowds and having leverage on the ladies that are desperate for customers which equates to cheaper and better service. Better service because they are more intent on obtaining repeat customers given the dearth of customers overall.

[Explorer8939]

Hey man, super informative post! Any oily massage places you recommend with pretty, young girls? All massage places I walk past are similar in price in terms of their "non-monger" menu. And they all have old round ladies in front.

Any oily massages you recommend with pretty reliable roster of prettier girls?

Thank you!

There are some shops on the east end of Soi Honey that have young ladies working there.

[HelloIm]

Massage Shops- are located all over the area, many seem to have the same format, prices of menu items are posted, ladies vary from young to old. Some Extras seem to be available at many, discussed between the lady and customer. Having an "oily" massage can be a very enjoyable experience, akin to or in place of a Short Time visit.some with more intensity, at about the same overall cost (300 BT massage+ 1000 FS). I think next visit I will look at in-shop oily massages more seriously if I find ladies who are attractive sitting out front.. I am sure they will think I am a "handsome man".

Soapy Massage I went one time; everybody should go once but maybe not here. There are several located in Central Pattaya which have the Fishbowl Style selection process, with a formatted routine in a room with a tub for a scrub, a tug, then FS, I think I was lucky from what I hear, I gave the floor manager 100 BT and he made a recommendation. Recollection that it was about 2500 BT. Marketed to Indians arriving in buses and vans.. Many smiles.

Hey man, super informative post! Any oily massage places you recommend with pretty, young girls? All massage places I walk past are similar in price in terms of their "non-monger" menu. And they all have old round ladies in front.

Any oily massages you recommend with pretty reliable roster of prettier, younger girls?

Thank you!

[Explorer8939]

Why would someone care? 99% of his post have no added value to this forum?

He never gives info about girls. Just brags he bangs all the time.

Chick comes. She drinks, They fuck. BF is involved and a farang sponsor. It's the same story every post.

However you gain NO information about Pattaya at ALL from these post.

What do you want to know?

[MartinFlevo]

do the girls still make the same 50 baht they made at 120 baht LD as they do on 230 baht LD? .

Most of the margin is going to the bars. I read somewhere they get now about 70-80 THB per drink.

So they got 42% first. Now down to 35%. However that does make sense a bit because the salaries went up for most models / coyotes in most bars.

To give you an idea.

OneNightJack.

Models 20 K for 10 days / 60 drinks = 60 x220 = 13.200.

Coyote 15 K for 10 days / 55 drinks = 55 x220 = 12.100.

Trow in 2 "mandatory" barfines a 2. 000. And you see the risk for hiring staff is very low.

Penalty for not making the drink quota? They need to pay it themselves (deducted from salary at full price).

So the 70-80 per drink is after they make their quota. Not on the first 60/55 drinks in this example.

[Banana Boi]

230 baht lady drinks prices for ALL girls, (models, coyotes, hostesses) is pretty ridiculous at Palace. I remember when drinks were 150 for coyotes. Inflation did not go up 50%.

I remember when there weren't models/hostesses and LD on WS were 100/120 baht, 60/80 baht on Soi 6 and G clubs. Does this mean the girls are making more per drink now or do the girls still make the same 50 baht they made at 120 baht LD as they do on 230 baht LD?

Higher prices means fewer drinks for the girls from me. I'm down to Panda, Cat Ears, and Cutest Girl Ever at Palace for drinks.

I will be back in Jomtien in 2024 for my 74th Birthday.

Overall, great trip. Highly recommend.

Buried in all our trash talk here are 2 very well thought out reviews by StL and Jim. Please go back a page and read them if you enjoy actual reviews that name bars and girls. Thanks guys for the information.

[MartinFlevo]

Obvious people do care about what you write. Seem I hit s nerve guess the diagnoses was spot on based on your response.

Why would someone care? 99% of his post have no added value to this forum?

He never gives info about girls. Just brags he bangs all the time.

Chick comes. She drinks, They fuck. BF is involved and a farang sponsor. It's the same story every post.

However you gain NO information about Pattaya at ALL from these post.

[Explorer8939]

Anytime is the right time to come to Pattaya.

I usually bail from Pattaya in December. January, too many customers.

Plus, Bolt is overloaded, too many Bolt customers.

The ladies get top dollar from 2 week millionaires, plus that's when the sponsors usually visit Thailand, so their "girlfriends" are busy.

Bad time to go to Pattaya. Although its better than December in Birmingham.

[Explorer8939]

Obvious people do care about what you write. Seem I hit s nerve guess the diagnoses was spot on based on your response.

Pattaya is like Disneyland for mongers, so many come here and are overwhelmed by the 1000's of ladies screaming "welcome hansum man". But some take it too seriously, and the results can be fatal.

I am trying to inject a little reality into the conversation, in the hopes that some guys will think twice before blowing their life savings on a bargirl.

Its okay to hand your money to a bargirl in exchange for services rendered. You are free to overpay. The problem comes when you are in love with a bargirl and you send her money when you go home. Giving a bargirl money for nothing is bad for you and other mongers, as well.

Living in Pattaya for many years, I have seen the results when a sponsor comes to the realization that "their" bargirl doesn't love them, and they have blown all their money for nothing. In extreme cases, this results in a dive off a condo balcony.

No, I have never been personally burned by a bargirl, although some have tried. But I have seen it happen to lots of other guys.

Be careful out there!

[LittleBigMan]

Littlebigman, that is quite a reasonable synopsis based on Explorers posts.

Having met him, chatted with him, and the twins LOL, exploring (sic) his background, and getting an insight to his character from that.

My opinion for you on one topic, his travels, is that he is not lying about it at all.

He has the financial means and wherewithal to travel extensively often and freely almost on a whim, and does so often.

My response is based on the responses to his post from others who are questioning, speaking for myself his obsession generalizing is just that particularly the constant Thai boyfriend and they being supported. As I noted back once told him he is very naive but if it works for him more power to him. I know and met hundreds of expat living here and visiting one thing is common just because you meet and tell you doesn't make it so. I've not said he is a liar but there seem to be a few on this board that has doubts.

[LittleBigMan]

Nobody cares about me, I'm just a poster here.

But, there are tons of guys who make the mistake of falling in love with a bargirl and blowing huge amounts of cash on her. The worst cases are those guys who move to Thailand and use their life savings to build a house for their bargirl. Afterwards, the bargirl "breaks up" with them, and her Thai boyfriend moves in. The guy is homeless and broke, they often commit suicide in Pattaya.

Lots of variations of the above, be careful in Thailand.

My liver is fine, I really don't drink that much.

Later today, I am starting a 3 day trip to lovely Tijuana, Mexico. Sorry if it appears I am in 2 places at once.

Obvious people do care about what you write. Seem I hit s nerve guess the diagnoses was spot on based on your response.