Bangkok Reports

[Newton York]

Glad to help you out:

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...php?110-Quebec

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...p?385-Montreal

Of course, if everyone is like you, there might not be a lot of activity; but the threads ARE there, with Montreal seeming to have a steady flow of posts (of course NOT any from you). But hey, writing an FR does take time, which you seem to be short of. So with respect to BKK, no use wasting my time helping someone with so little time to spare.

Shout out to Bunky and Newton York, two CONTRIBUTING members. Funny how the people you would help never ask for any.
Not quite BOTG, but starting my intel collection by reading (SAY WHAT ?!?!?!) before a trip late this year.

Looking forward to your reports 11 Bravo, it's awesome you get to go back later this year. Man, I wish I could go to Thailand again. Somehow I'm still employed and with this not so great job, and at my age, if they don't fire me soon, I might just have to quit anyway and then it's on the way to Thailand! I'm planning on sometime in 2024, but no rush. I'm trying to look at this with a silver linings outlook, if I can save up more cash, why not. Means I can stay longer and bang more chicks next time I'm in Thailand. We all know things change pretty fast in the Bangkok scene, so my experiences from a year ago are already outdated. If you've got time, I hope you'll visit and report on 'Butterfly Massage' and especially 'Bangkok Smile Massage' smilebangkak.com, they spell their website Bangkak instead of Bangkok, which ironically makes them even easier to find considering how many establishments in Bangkok have 'smile' in the name. Looking like there's some real good talent at that place, some of those girls I had good times with back when they were at Happy BKK. Man, I can't imagine how many new places and chicks there'd be by now in Bangkok. Have fun dude! I really miss all this, not even just the trips, but the weeks leading up to the trip, the anticipation, the excitement, the research on where you could go, what chicks you might bang. Man, if there's any reason to bother living life at all, this is it. Bangkok is it.

[Newton York]

SIAM PARAGON! HOLY MOSES! I've been there! You've been there! We've all been there! It's incredible this happens in Bangkok. I thought shit like this only happens in the united states, cause we suck over here. Nothing bad ever happens in Bangkok. It's paradise. How? Why? This kind of thing is so common in america that most times it doesn't even get reported anymore unless there's at least 10 casualties. Bad things only happen where I used to be and where I currently am. Never where I'm not. Cause my life sucks, everybody else's is awesome. Cause where I am sucks, and everywhere else is awesome, or at least that's what I'm told over and over and over again by everyone my entire Goddamn life. I'm in denial fellas, cause Bangkok is too perfect for things like this, I'm just going to ignore this story and never think about it again. Cause Thailand is paradise. Plain and simple. I know I will be happy there and that's where I want to die. By God, Thailand will be the one to kill me, not the united states, I swear by the balls of Christ himself!

Why is it when I'm somewhere it sucks and when I'm not there anymore it's awesome? Decades ago I was stuck in south east Asia, and back then, I'll tell ya fellas, it was literal hell. It was actual war, ok? I kid you not. And back then the USA was prosperous, everybody was rich, and now that I'm stuck in the US it's expensive as hell to live, while South East Asia is dirt cheap, every idiot foreigner there drives a Benz and fucks hot chicks even if we look like Danny-freakin-Devito! Everyone in Asia is rich, prosperous, happy, and despite the higher standards of living these days, still very happy to treat Danny Devito-like white guys as Gods, hah! God, I hate my life. Good thing there's not much of it left. It's been decades of shit. Let me spell it out: ES, H, AI, TEE. Shit.

Man. Siam Paragon, sure brings back some memories. I remember I was there with an escort like 10 years ago now, the report might actually still be here in this forum, and probably in another review site that rhymes with 'the memotic preview' dot com. Yes, she was very hot, but not that great fuck wise. She taught me a most important lesson in that looks only go so far with chicks. What they should do is actually perform, and it's always a diamond in the rough when you find a super babe that also performs. Those I always give 10/10. Anyway, those were the days when I was stupid enough to want to spend time with these chicks like some kind of idiot boyfriend, sheesh. I did that in one of my earlier Prague trips too. Nowadays, forget that shit. Just fuck them'. That's what you're literally paying them for. Wining and dining them? What the hell for? You know you're going to bang them anyway, it's not like trying to date some chick. Jeez. Anyway, back then I figured I would try to kill 2 birds with one stone, cause I always wanted to visit the world famous aquarium in Bangkok's Siam Paragon. I even took photos of her there, but I can't be sure I even have them anymore. Yeah, not half bad memories, I wish I knew how to do Bangkok better back then, but now I freakin' do, live and learn. And yet when I have 'figured out' how to do Bangkok proper, I can't get back there! Ahhh. Go figure. Such is the shitstain that is my life.

So, no. No bad things have ever happened in Siam Paragon or in Bangkok in general. When you think of Siam Paragon, don't think of bloodshed from gun violence, just think of the aquarium, it's really nice. Remember fellas, Bangkok specifically and Thailand in general is paradise, it's perfect in it's own way, like the way Singapore is perfect, like the way Iceland, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Switzerland and New Zealand are perfect. Nothing bad ever happens in those countries, every person lucky enough to be living there are as happy as human beings can ever be. If you're from those countries and you somehow still have something to complain about then please take a long walk off a short pier. The places I used to live, where I live now, it's all crap. Talk about fate, luck, ain't no such thing as karma or God or any of that shit fellas. It's all meaningless. You're either born lucky or you're not. So if you've got breath in you left, go out there and just fuck. It's the only thing that really brings any real joy in life. Friends? Family? Kids? Are you fucking kiddin' me?

[Raj Patela]

Last night Schoolgirl Happenings. As I walked past her she turned my way. OMG-. She is even uglier than I thought. LOL.

Funny part is she was Prettier than the Ethiopian standing a few Feet away.

I'm not laughing at you guys who like them. I know to each their own.

P.S. . If you actually watch close a lot of the Hotter non Lady's in the Plaza get barfined by Asians.

[Allover]

Patpong also had that amazing BBQ place. That was another reason to go to Patpong. It moved around 2018 to the other side of Lumpini Park.

I still like to visit Patpong but will probably only go once per trip. It's always fun to walk down Thaniya even if only a few girls will look at you. Pink Panther had a good selection during my visit a few months ago. The bbq place you are referring to is probably Smokin Pug. They recently opened another location on Sukhumvit Soi 20. Good bbq food.

[Banana Boi]

Patpong is the Worstest of the Worst known areas to play in.

In a line up of 6 girls. 2 are 7 out of 10. Okay Buddy.

Did you think Black Pagoda was bad in 2016/7? One of the best gogo girl lineups I've ever seen. Was the big King's Castle bad in 2017/8 especially when they moved to their temporary location? Imo was the best gogo bar in BKK at the time. I'm a big Patpong guy but even I have stopped going now. I went after COVID and it was depressing. I think I posted photos on here. When the night market left it was game over for Patpong.

Patpong also had that amazing BBQ place. That was another reason to go to Patpong. It moved around 2018 to the other side of Lumpini Park.

[Jaim Bo]

Have they finally turned out the lights in Patpong? I know SOL (RIP) is history but how about Meet the World? Last report I could find was 10 months ago. Just wondering so I can set my expectations accordingly for a return later this year. Thanks.

I was there slightly more recently, March 2023 and got a great BJ from Yaya. Like you I hope it's still there when I next vist BKK in January.

[Raj Patela]

BTS Nana School Girl.

Now located at Nana Plaza area right in front of one of those Beer Bars. Her and the African s clog up for Traffic. Last night I came within 18 inches of her Face. Hahaha.

[Nyezhov]

Patpong is the Worstest of the Worst known areas to play in.

In a line up of 6 girls. 2 are 7 out of 10. Okay Buddy.

I.

Wow. Thats better than it was 15 years ago (Thaniya excepted, some real talent down there if you enjoy the overpriced in house Japanese).

LOL, I'm neither Japanese nor gay.

I'm just searching for a more relaxed experience. In Sukhumvit, I often feel rushed. Pattaya, on the other hand, offers varied experiences from beer bars to gentleman clubs and it feels more spacious with a diverse range of options.

I get that Bangkok / Sukhumvit is a bustling city, but everything seems limited to a few lanes and similar offerings. The predominant gogos and nurus all feel the same. And places like Soi Cowboy, feels like you're done exploring in a flash. His description sounds like they offer a more laid-back experience, so I want to see how Patpong / Thaniya suits me.

Enjoy. You have been warned. If I was traveling to BKK and had limited time, I wouldn't go there. Hell, I would go to Pattaya first.

Have they finally turned out the lights in Patpong? I know SOL (RIP) is history but how about Meet the World? Last report I could find was 10 months ago. Just wondering so I can set my expectations accordingly for a return later this year. Thanks.

My Kid was in town in August and because I snore and smoke too much weed, she ditched me to go stay in Silom (plus I wasnt about to walk 20,000 steps a day with her in shopping malls).

She got bored one night and cruised around Silom / Patpong. She liked the gay places but didn't have a lot of good things to say about Patpong, given her observation of drunkls fighting with ladyboys and "dad do you go there, those girls are so old old and ugly". She's not a rookie either, she has probably 12 tips to BKK under her belt.

[GuyBrusg1957]

I want to share my quick trip report about the Black Caviar Executive Club. It was Thursday night, and I decided to visit the club after a light dinner at around 8 pm. I'm staying near Soi 11, a popular location, but the BTS Skytrain doesn't go anywhere near the club. I had to use Grab from my hotel. Surprisingly, the cab ride took nearly over half an hour due to the heavy traffic. However, when I left the club an hour later, the trip back only took ten minutes. The driver didn't seem to mind the destination, in the past some have declined.

Upon arrival, the club looked quite impressive, resembling upscale hotels, with a massive billboard outside displaying their clean but striking corporate branding. There was a decent-sized parking lot filled with several exotic cars.

Inside, the place was impeccably clean and could easily rival some of the more upscale casinos in Las Vegas. The layout was a bit confusing to me. The first floor, had a random assortment of seating and a bar, most of which were unoccupied. Bouncers in yellow sport coats, matching the club's theme, were scattered around. The real action was upstairs, where you ascend a grand staircase partially around a giant chandelier into another long room with a bar, partially separated seating for guest groups and another near the entrance for the talent.

Upstairs, I was greeted by one of the mamasans who introduced herself. I informed her that it was my first time at the club. She was super polite, offering me a brief tour. I decided to enjoy a drink and engaged in a quick conversation with her before finishing my drink. Going to back the talent, there were about 40 girls, everyone was attractive but there was definitely quite a bit of makeup and plastic. Looking at the price list, I could say most of the girls were around the $6-18 k. One in the front of the group had a light pink dress just barely holding up her nearly perfect fake tits with a special tag and was over $30 k. She was absolutely attractive, her tits were that good but I can't say she was worth that much to me. I went with someone in the back who held a softer smile in a sleek black dress who went by Jane.

Once I paid and got another drink it was off to the rooms which are right down the hallway. It's a bit darker themed but honestly similar to higher-end western hotels. Inside, there's no real view, not that you'd need one but it has a decent bed, spa, shower and working TV. There was a bit a language barrier but myself along with Jane had no issues using translation on our phones. She was a little nervous at first, so was I but after a bit that anxiety went a way but I could see how being a regular would help. Starting off we hit the shower, and filled up the tub. We had a serious problem with getting the temperature just right as it was always too hot or too cold. Either way, us playing around in the bath didn't last long and most of time was on the spent on the bed until the phone went off and our time was up.

Overall, it was a good experience but honestly it felt more "fancy" than better than other places not necessarily better. It was often better than anything you'd see in Nana Plaza or Soi Cowboy but not always. I'll really wish you could talk to the girls more before going picking one but I'll probably go again in the coming months and check out a few other different high-end parlors like Emmanuele, Maria, etc. to see what those are like. I still haven't been to clubs like The Pimp either.

[11Bravo]

Have they finally turned out the lights in Patpong? I know SOL (RIP) is history but how about Meet the World? Last report I could find was 10 months ago. Just wondering so I can set my expectations accordingly for a return later this year. Thanks.

[Raj Patela]

Can't help you with basic search techniques, but if you found Suk underwhelming, you sure aren't going to be happy with Patpong. I know that there are very few residents and long term mongers that go there absent another reason to be in that area. I haven't stepped foot in Patpong for years.

Now if you are Japanese, by all means go to Thaniya. If you are gay, you will be in Silom anyway.

Patpong is the Worstest of the Worst known areas to play in.

In a line up of 6 girls. 2 are 7 out of 10. Okay Buddy.

I.

[PhilAndererer]

LOL, I'm neither Japanese nor gay.

I'm just searching for a more relaxed experience. In Sukhumvit, I often feel rushed. Pattaya, on the other hand, offers varied experiences – from beer bars to gentleman clubs – and it feels more spacious with a diverse range of options.

I get that Bangkok / Sukhumvit is a bustling city, but everything seems limited to a few lanes and similar offerings. The predominant gogos and nurus all feel the same. And places like Soi Cowboy, feels like you're done exploring in a flash. His description sounds like they offer a more laid-back experience, so I want to see how Patpong / Thaniya suits me.

Can't help you with basic search techniques, but if you found Suk underwhelming, you sure aren't going to be happy with Patpong. I know that there are very few residents and long term mongers that go there absent another reason to be in that area. I haven't stepped foot in Patpong for years.

Now if you are Japanese, by all means go to Thaniya. If you are gay, you will be in Silom anyway.

[Will Smith69]

This is indeed an amazing post. I learned a lot. I will be in BKK in November.

W I understand that this is an interesting area.

Can you recommend a nice hotel?

I would like to have a nice location, it makes me feel better.

Just like you, I find Bangkok's Sukhumvit a bit rushed compared to Pattaya. However, the Nuru massages in Sukhumvit are great.

This time around, I'm keen on exploring Patpong, Thaniya, Silom, and the nearby areas. But I wasn't sure where to begin. The top results on Google are dominated by ads and basic information, while some of the niche sites I checked out didn't quite capture the essence of these places.

Your post offered a concise yet comprehensive insight into what to expect in Patpong and Silom. Thanks for sharing such valuable information it's saved me a lot of time. I've decided to dive in and give Patpong a try, especially since my past experiences in Sukhumvit have been a tad underwhelming.

[Nyezhov]

Just like you, I find Bangkok's Sukhumvit a bit rushed compared to Pattaya. However, the Nuru massages in Sukhumvit are great.

This time around, I'm keen on exploring Patpong, Thaniya, Silom, and the nearby areas. But I wasn't sure where to begin. The top results on Google are dominated by ads and basic information, while some of the niche sites I checked out didn't quite capture the essence of these places.

Your post offered a concise yet comprehensive insight into what to expect in Patpong and Silom. Thanks for sharing such valuable information it's saved me a lot of time. I've decided to dive in and give Patpong a try, especially since my past experiences in Sukhumvit have been a tad underwhelming.

Can't help you with basic search techniques, but if you found Suk underwhelming, you sure aren't going to be happy with Patpong. I know that there are very few residents and long term mongers that go there absent another reason to be in that area. I haven't stepped foot in Patpong for years.

Now if you are Japanese, by all means go to Thaniya. If you are gay, you will be in Silom anyway.

[PhilAndererer]

Just like you, I find Bangkok's Sukhumvit a bit rushed compared to Pattaya. However, the Nuru massages in Sukhumvit are great.

This time around, I'm keen on exploring Patpong, Thaniya, Silom, and the nearby areas. But I wasn't sure where to begin. The top results on Google are dominated by ads and basic information, while some of the niche sites I checked out didn't quite capture the essence of these places.

Your post offered a concise yet comprehensive insight into what to expect in Patpong and Silom. Thanks for sharing such valuable information it's saved me a lot of time. I've decided to dive in and give Patpong a try, especially since my past experiences in Sukhumvit have been a tad underwhelming.

So having enjoyed 10 nights in Pattaya, mainly in Gents Clubs, headed to Bangkok a city I know quite well from many trips. On many previous trips I've pretty much concentrated on The area between Nana, via Thermae on Sukhumvit and onto Soi Cowboy, though in 2022 I did have fun on Soi 11 (Suk). This time I wanted to try something a little different, and decided that I would only spend 2 of my 5 nights in those old haunts and for the rest would head to Surawong / Thaniya / Silom area for a change. I was glad I did.

Stayed at various locations including the Okura Prestige very nice indeed though thought the cantilever pool would be the main attraction but it wasn't all that. The lobby and the rooms are superb. Jumped on the BTS to Phrom Phong to check out the "Stocking Spa massage". Appreciate there is a dedicated MP thread so will keep this short fancied the idea of a sexy massage from a hostess in suspenders well was disappointed the girls line up in the parade wearing tights / pantyhose and don't wear stockings with the thick tops at all. 7 girls to chose from and Sky was the best. Stunning slim brunette who made the journey worthwhile chose the Nuru option for 3500 and it was worth every penny everything included.

Decided to do my normal walk in reverse and headed to Cowboy. Absolutely rammed despite the torrential rain no surprise of course as this is rainy season. The overall noise volume has increased somewhat and I found myself asking what on earth I was doing there! Whilst I'm not old and I dolike some great music this was deafening. Conversations are therefore partly shouting. Awful. For old times sake took a beer in each of Baccara, Shark and Suzy Wong's but with one stand out 9/10 in Shark the offerings were poor.

On to Thermae same old You'll find someone to your liking but the format walking that circle isn't the best and the venue is looking tired and past it. Still jam packed inside so I suppose it works and the good news is that it's possible to have a conversation which I found almost impossible in Cowboy. In the many years I've frequented this bar I think I've only taken maybe 5 girls and as I left it I vowed not to return but my guess is I will do!
There are so many other options available in BKK that returning to one that doesn't do it for you isn't worth it.

Onto Nana which was almost a repeat of Cowboy. Tried Billboard and Spankys but nothing special and again the noise levels were prohibitive. Ended up in Hilary 2 also very noisy but good crowd and a decent freelancer made that trip worth it. Not before she begged me to go with her to Analisa massage a short walk away, to "meet her friend" in the hope of a threesome. The friend turned out to be a line up of 6 girls didn't select any but was surprised that 2 of them were 7/10+.

So my 2 nights on Sukhumvit were up and I found myself genuinely wondering if I'm just past the din of it all. I started to wonder why on earth I'the left Pattaya for this but I had work in Bangkok so could not avoid it.

Up and breakfast done headed to new hotel in Surawong the Marriot. It's a 20 min walk to Thaniya but wanted the exercise. Overall I much preferred the Silom / Surawong area. It doesn't suffer the same manic traffic as Suk. Loved the whole area around MahaNakhon and the shops / cafes in its lobby. Thaniya was actually great fun and because it is so wide, it's easy to navigate and without the horrendous booming music of Cowboy or Nana. The options in Thaniya are plentiful. The girls are nearly all in uniform and for sure they are trying to attract a Japanese crowd. As I am not Japanese I noticed that I wasn't getting waved or smiled at as much but I didn't mind that at all and during my 3 nights there no girl I approached rejected an advance. The Managers / mamasans are usually outside with the girls seeking to beckon you in. For most of the bars it is a standard service where you select the girl from outside (most are seated but some stand in lines) and take her to a room for drinks, karaoke if that's your thing and for the sex. Prices range from 2500 to 3500 including 500 or 600 for the room "hire". But there is an expectation you'll buy more than one drink for you and one for the lady at 300 each. It was clearly going to run up a 4-5000 bill which is fine. Yes I know I could get FS in one of the many local oilies for 1500 but the experience was great fun, a little odd in terms of being in an "entertainment" room but you soon relax into it. Alternatively you can go to the Sena club on Thaniya featured in a YouTube video and thought I'the check it out. The girls still sit on stools outside but upstairs there is a large pool table / darts (but no rooms to play in so you take the girl to the hotel if things are going well 3500 inc bar fine so entirely reasonable.

There are a few agogos in the Patpong night market street Kings Castle, Kings Castle II and III and Radio City across the road. Then Pink Panther on the street corner of another road close by. Usual agogo stuff not as full on as Nana / cowboy / or Kink or Windmill in Pattaya (wildest 2 I have been to this trip) but some very pretty options and again 3500 plus a bar fine of only 500.

Visited Octopus Fetish Club small backstreet Patpong Alley (which also boasts a few agogos) 1000 entry plus a drink the guy on the door waving a cane about wanted you to buy a 300 drink on top but relents to 100! Inside wow what a great atmosphere compared to Castle in Pattaya. 8 girls including a mix of ranges and a lovely Madam who is the bar owner who though older still looks really good. Guys butt naked being spanked, one paraded around as a dog in some mask thing (I had to bite a lip not to start laughing). This is not a place for the feint hearted or reserved took a seat expecting to be able to "watch" but you are quickly descended upon by the girls who want you to buy them ladydrinks at 300 and who very swiftly have more than roaming hands and want your clothes off there and then in public view (though its all very red / dark). Several guys were completely naked within 10 minutes of walking through the door and they do not struggle for customers here. That is because the level of "service" in the bar is swift and good. The lady drink 300 price is not cheap but comes with benefits! The girl expects to earn that drink. Two guys came in and bought a round of 5 drinks for 5 girls who then rapidly had their cocks out for blowjobs. It is possible to take girls upstairs to rooms for 3500. Very good vibe in the club.

Plenty of the usual oily options locally in street surrounding Patpong Night Market and usual services all on offer usually for 1000-1500. Got quoted 3000 by the best looking girl I found in one of them but whilst she wouldn't reduce to 1500 we did agree 2000. That was in one of the bigger Urban massage places was surprised they catered for sexual services as it looked more like an upscale massage place and indeed their massages were superb.

All in all another great trip mix of work and pleasure. For those wondering about a break from Cowboy / Nana this was a good choice though you might want to stay at Raya hotel or LE Meridian which are both immediately across the road from Patpong / Thaniya.