Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[EverythingThai]

His report had useful information for newbies to the scene in a far more readable format than the long ego driven MeMeMe bullshit we have been seeing recently.

The ignore button is just a click away mate. I have had plenty of Dms about my reports saying they are appreciated so I could care less what you think. Crack on mate and post content and read only what you want to read. Simple and easy right?

[SubCmdr]

His report had useful information for newbies to the scene in a far more readable format than the long ego driven MeMeMe bullshit we have been seeing recently.

Actually it didn't. Anybody who reads the Pattaya Reports thread in depth (even if they are new) should know that the no drink game has been in play for a while. If you have failed to RTFF enjoy the post detailing the no drink game by a Pattaya Vet:

I am going to fuck with you now. So much game that you said do you want a drink? Do you want another drink? Do want want a third drink? Do you want one more drink? When you could have just walked in and simply told her we go short time and learned off the bat not to buy drinks and get yourself riled up just to be told no.

So, please tell me again why you think a report that spends most of the time making fun of how someone else has decided to have their fun is informative?

Drinks are 150 Baht for ladies and they get 50 baht for each drink in commission. She is not going to get rich from the 2000 Baht in commission and the 4000 Bhat I gave her. That's only 6000 Baht. Yes the 40 drinks will also influence her salary after the 10 days, but who cares. If someone like you thinks that she got 6000 Baht and that's way too much. That's your opinion, but 6 K LT is not such an outrageous rate to pay for a girl like her unless you are an old timer who still thinks all prices should never rise, inflation only counts for the buyer and not the seller, and every girl is just a hole to stick your dick in and whether she is a 4 or a 10 the rates should be the same.

This is quality reporting! Please keep it up my ISG Brother. The Bangkok boys need to keep their seriousness and negativity in the Bangkok Reports thread where it belongs.

Man Law 101: No man ought to be telling another grown man how to spend his hard earned money or who to fuck.

The men of Pattaya are having fun. We are having a lot of it. We realize that we cannot take it with us. So, we are having fun with it while we are still alive. Can I get a witness?.

[Nyezhov]

I wonder what would happen if the Soi 6 bar customers only bought 1 lady drink or no lady drinks? Hmmm. Do you think those bars would even exist? I think there would be no Soi 6 then. Maybe you need to post a report instead of posting about others who buy drinks. Post a report for once. Something useful for people to read. Is it possible? Next report CC. While you walk up and down Soi 6 looking for a girl to Cheap Charlie out on, I will be having fun drinking with the girls and when I want to pay 1500 and not drink, I will order delivery to my room from TF Next........I don't go to bars not to drink or not to buy drinks. Duh!!

Now let me educate you for a second. The definition of a bar is" An establishment where alcohol and sometimes other refreshments are served."

School is out now my little student. Run along now my little one. Mommy is calling you for dinner lol.


One last point. While you are dreaming about Pattaya in your mother's basement, I will be out fucking girls like these in Pattaya. Now be a good boy and run along now. 55555

His report had useful information for newbies to the scene in a far more readable format than the long ego driven MeMeMe bullshit we have been seeing recently.

[SubCmdr]

I wonder what would happen if the Soi 6 bar customers only bought 1 lady drink or no lady drinks? Hmmm. Do you think those bars would exist? Maybe you need to post a report instead of posting about others who buy drinks. Post a report for once. Something useful for people to read. Is it possible? Next report CC. While you walk up and down Soi 6 looking for a girl and Cheap Charlie out on, I will be having fun drinking with the girls and when I want to pay 1500 and not drink, I will order delivery to my room from TF Next........

Way to go hard in the paint against a lame mother fucker putting up weak ass shit! You rejected it as it should be rejected. Then took the defensive block, went full court and slammed the dunk in his face! Oh, that was nasty!.

[SubCmdr]

Ja, but a violation of some made up law formulated for ego needs by a two bit pimp pales in comparison to the violation of common sense shown by that same pimp when he walks miles in the heat to save a buck on a foot massage.

Did you realize that when I call you a dumb mother fucker I do not actually mean that you lack intelligence. Until now!.

Reference made to the following post:

As a new poster I write for other new posters For transportation I use the Baht Bus. If I need door to door service I use Bolt. I use it when I goto Bangkok Pattaya Hospital because the Baht Bus does not run there. I see a lot just riding around on the Baht Bus. One runs along Soi Buakhao (did I spell that right)? I actually stand on the back. It gives me the best view and it allows me to make eye contact with the massage girls as they beckon me to come to them. I have no reason to walk around in the heat.

So, you either have reading comprehension problems or undeveloped cognitive skills.

Then we have this post:

By the way. Any Pattaya vets know where the 50 baht chicken kebab roll is sold? I do.

You said nothing about what he has done to save money.

Here is what makes your posts funny to me. Your need to insult me is driven by your own ego. For some reason you feel the need to drag your biases you developed listening to hate speech directed at certain people the United States and drag it into the forum using dog whistle expressions like two bit pimp. I never understood your problem with me until this very moment. You are a ist! Just like the guys from all over the world that I run into that do not like seeing people who do not look like them rolling large in Thailand. Secret is out mother fuckers!

NyeBoy you really ought to read your own postings before getting on others about ego and lack of information being posted.

There's nothing you could post that hasn't been done before,

If this is the way you feel, why do you even post in the first place? Lastly, what information are you providing in the Pattaya Forum? Don't you live in Bangkok? Do you see me posting about Bangkok or commenting on your posts there. Since you have reading comprehension problems the answer is no.

What is up with all this talk over in the Bangkok Reports thread about massage parlors going the way of 8-Track tape? How do people such as you come to Thailand and stay in the negative mindset of the places you original come from. All progress is negative in the eyes of people like yourself. Your last seven posts are negative and only number 8 contains any information. Looks like you are part of what you are complaining about:

Since this is an information board instead of a chest pounding ego needs place that has turned into recently, edited for brevity

For the record and informational purposes, I was riding a Baht Bus when I saw massage places advertising with writing on the door that a food massage was 150 THB. I have even seen them for 100. Finally, I girl who lives in a building mostly filled with Thai people in Central Pattaya took me to one of her favorite massage places. Food Massage 150; Thai Massage 150, Oil massage 250. Like I said in another post, ISG Posters are the only people on this earth that I know that looks down on someone else paying less for something they they pay for. As if that affects them any. Cause if you don 't have to worry about saving money you can consider yourself blessed. But if you were really rich you would be going hard in the paint in Dubai not Bangkok. ROTFLMAO!.

Reminds me of something that happened to me while riding in First Class one time. After I took my seat, Flight Attendant stepped to me and asked if I was in the right seat. I told her: Yes, I am pretty sure I am in the right seat, because if I was actually rich I would be flying on a private jet not in this mother fucking sky bus. I laughed. She did not. Then I showed her my boarding pass. She turned red in the face. I told her to give me one of those Honey Jacks over ice. Thank you!

Alright if you can throw money around and do not have to worry about money to live the lifestyle you wish to live: congratulations! Dealt with plenty of people like you in my journey to break the chains of being a wage slave on my path to financial independence. Now I am a free man.

But I still have to ball on a budget! I have to be concerned with how the administrative change in the interpretation of Thai Tax Law in 2024 is going to affect me. Ride the Baht Bus instead of take Bolt everywhere. Save 50 THB on a foot massage. I'm comfortable with my meager stack. I enjoy my life when I am rolling down the street smoking indo sippin on gin and juice. With my mind on my money and my money on my mind.

You got problem with 1000 THB pussy too?

[SubCmdr]

No dude I have never been to the Dominican republic. While there are parts of the country that are nice for people in my milieu to go to, your favorite destination is a no-go for decent mongers, whatever that may mean. I never went to k11 either. Nuff said.

I appreciate your candor. Ask me where I lived in the Dominican Republic for ten years? I will eliminate a place for you: Sosua.

It is shame you get so butt hurt over the quality of my posts that you feel the need to run down a place you have never stepped foot in. I don't speak on what I don't know. I suggest you do the same when addressing me from this point on.

Las Galaras is a hidden gem very few, except for the people with serious and detailed knowledge, know about the Dominican Republic. But bring your Spanish A game. Language skills are a must and I got them. That goes for the people in your milieu that have never visited the Dominican Republic but think they can speak on it.

Decent mongers, what the fuck does that mean? Professional tricks?

Besides I never travel anyplace to trick. Actually Pattaya is the first place I did that. Found it to be much more than just a Sex Destination. Just like Sosua is. But you would not be able to make the comparison now would you?

If you do ever decide to visit the Dominican Republic let me know. I can show your all around the country and we never even have to set foot in Sosua. Latinas have some of the best bodies every to walk the face of the earth. Maybe about 10% of the Thai girls I have seen so far in Pattaya even come close..

[ElMexicant]

Does anybody else wonder why no one commented on this? The man is saving money! I can routinely buy a 60 THB chicken kebab roll a little stand that only opens in the evening located on LK Metro Alley. But my ISG Brother gots me by 10 THB. With an additional 10 THB I can afford another Baht Bus ride half way to Jomtien. I need the find this place. Give it up!

Okay. Okay. The stand directly across from Sun Fitness in the night market. Opens after 3, sometimes 4. Closes by 7. Runs out quick. I didn't know about the 60 in LK. I just ate the 80 baht one next to the spaghetti stand across from Subway on Buakhao. That one is decent size and she isn't skimpy on the chicken. I avoid all the shops that sell doner or Turkish chicken kebab rolls for 120 and up. Especially near WS. Rip off. I always say real long stay vets in Pattaya have no problem doing the tourist thing or going bargain basement hunting, as long as the quality isn't sacrificed. You stay here long enough, you pay like the Thais do. All we have is time, not a two week window to grab the first thing we see at any price that is cheaper than our home country.

[SubCmdr]

Ooooo tough guy Pimp wants to meet you. How dare you not worship his greatness? He's the King of Sosua, the place that's famous with NYC ghetto thugs and pimps!

Look at what this guy writes about Pattaya in the Sosua Reports thread:

As I thought you sound like a guy who post how great Sosua is to keep guys from going to the mongering spots that are still worth a damn. I have many places I go so one, two hell three getting messed up by the few people who even use this site wouldn't bother me. Also I live in Pattaya tons of dudes here most don't know the real going rate but chicks are still cheap as chips.

Do tell, with your last post about about Pattaya being in June, please help a fellow ISG Brother out with a price update. I am a "new poster" and 'tourist' I would like to know more.

Now there is a real player, walking around in the heat to get that $1. 50 cheaper foot massage. Very impressive. I thought you Big Shot pimps like to Splash the cash?

Three two hour foot massages at 150 THB / hour three times a week for a month is: 3600 THB. Three two hour foot massages at at 200 THB / hour three times a week for a month is 4800 THB. That means as a "real player" walking around in the heat I have managed to save 1200 THB. That is a ride on the Baht Bus to and from Jomtien everyday. If I keep this up, I am going to need a private banker too. Of course if I spend it I can fuck one more girl off of Thai Friendly and have enough left over to buy some Thai food for lunch. ROTFLMAO!.

There is a dead guy from my country of original that started a retail chain focused on giving people lower prices that put other business of the same type out of business and has grown World Wide operation. Why is it on ISG common sense is suspended and lower prices loathed?

By the way. Any Pattaya vets know where the 50 baht chicken kebab roll is sold? I do.

Does anybody else wonder why no one commented on this? The man is saving money! I can routinely buy a 60 THB chicken kebab roll a little stand that only opens in the evening located on LK Metro Alley. But my ISG Brother gots me by 10 THB. With an additional 10 THB I can afford another Baht Bus ride half way to Jomtien. I need the find this place. Give it up!

[SedNabokos]

From the Pattaya thread:

I am not taking my mechanic out (unless she is smoking hot). I am not taking a prostitute out (no matter how hot she is). Personally, don't get it twisted as these are my preferences, I need ho experience from her. If I want a girlfriend experience I will get a real one. Now there are those who are paying their prostitutes for GFE. That means you want your prostitute to play act for you. I never can get past the act because I know the girl who I have hired to be my prostitute is not there because she wants to be. This is work for here. She is there because she has to / needs to be.

As already mentioned I have no problems with the transactional approach, even if I don't fully get it.

But it's not so easy for me to "get a real girlfriend" back home, which is what makes Thailand (and other nearby countries) a paradise when there are so many girls hoping to find "the man who will take them away from all this".

So whichever girl I choose for LT may be acting, but usually good enough to convince me that she really is my girlfriend for the night or whatever.

Of course it's important not to lose sight of the big picture. Treat it like a holiday romance (because that's the kind of experience I'm looking for) and move on.

[Nyezhov]

Maybe my stack is not a big as yours Nye boy, with your private banking and all that. But I am not trying to measure it or pull out my Big Black Dick to measure against whatever color yours may be. So, don't get it twisted. I make my stack work for me. You have not ever seen me up in a club in Sosua making it rain.

If an individual is going to talk about me they should at least know something about me. Rarely that the online personality fits the one IRL. I've made friends with ISG Brother who had words for me initially by meeting in person. As someone who lacks basic interpersonal skills you would not understand how to do that.

Stop speaking about something you know nothing about. Do not be like the guy who loves fucking wives and girlfriends of Thai Men.

You even ever been to the Dominican Republic Nye boy? If yes, have you ever been to Sosua? If yes, do you speak Spanish? If yes, tell me how prices for pussy in Sosua compare to those in Bangkok (your expertise) or Pattaya.

Oh and if you have visited to Dominican Republic then please point me to your trip report. I missed it during my last ten years of reading that forum. Or was your introduction to the Dominican Republic and Colombia through reading my posts? ROTFLMAO!.

No dude I have never been to the Dominican republic. While there are parts of the country that are nice for people in my milieu to go to, your favorite destination is a no-go for decent mongers, whatever that may mean. I never went to k11 either. Nuff said.

[Nyezhov]

Below you will find a series of posts from the Bangkok Reports thread that are a complete waste of bandwidth and SSD storage space:

Ja, but a violation of some made up law formulated for ego needs by a two bit pimp pales in comparison to the violation of common sense shown by that same pimp when he walks miles in the heat to save a buck on a foot massage.

[Explorer8939]

We will see. I will report on it either way.

What will all the wives and girlfriends of Thai men do when they cannot have your dick. You fuck the wives and girl friends of Brazilian men also?

It's High Season, the ladies are too busy to miss me.

[SubCmdr]

Since High Season is just starting, you are going to have more problems getting a baht bus from View Talay 5. Bolt is going to charge you 200+ baht, with 30 minute wait times.

We will see. I will report on it either way.

One reason I am heading for Brazil next month.

What will all the wives and girlfriends of Thai men do when they cannot have your dick. You fuck the wives and girl friends of Brazilian men also?

[SubCmdr]

You don't seem to understand the lady. Tomboy thing. Although every lady is different, ladies who go with Tomboys generally don't want any penetration, that's the point. That's why so many Soi 6 ladies go with Toms, they get dick all day.

I don't understand the Tomboy thing? Seriously! You state that the reason they are with the Toms is because they take dick all day. You do not understand the emotional state of girls. Girls do not run from pleasure. They seek it.

Make a girl cum and she is going to be on your dick so much that you are going to have to push her off (at least that has been the experience of my life).

Girls are looking for emotional connection and companionship. In IRL, relationships that do not involve a strict "I'm am pay paying for you to perform this sexual activity on me (or on her) in the case for the ones like to "give" (or is it pay to give) pleasure they be licking that pussy like a lollypop and eating that ass like a cupcake, girls be giving you pussy because you give them attention, time and your emotional energy (draining). Thai ladies going with Toms have absolutely NOTHING do with sexual relationships and everything to do with emotional ones. That is exactly why you get to fuck so many Thai wives and girlfriends. Because they need to you to pay for their life expenses and so they take your dick and they go elsewhere for their emotional and companionship needs.

Same with vibrators in the pussy, some ladies like it inside, some want external stimulation. That's why there are so many types of vibrators.

They all like external stimulation. When I touch a girls pussy the biggest request I get if they like internal stimulation is growl in a voice an octave lower than their normal voice is Fuck me!.

As for licking pussy, some ladies like it, some not. But for some ladies, their performance is enhanced after pussy licking.

I'll take your word on that shit, since I don't pay to eat pussy. You eat that ass like a cupcake too? If a girl is there for mutual pleasure (I. E. I am not paying her to fuck me) the communication and chemistry is usually so good between us she does not have to ask, I'll just do. If she does not like it she tells me. Now, I'm only able to have communication like that if I can speak with the girl. Here in Thailand that means the girl has to speak English as I do not speak Thai. But in countries where they speak Spanish it is not a problem for me.

I am generalizing here, but some percent of Thai ladies like their pussy being licked, but their Thai boyfriend won't do it, or only a little bit. The ladies are afraid to ask more, since they fear boxing. Moreover, Thai style means the ladies don't want to appear interested in sex (apart from during the act), one reason why some don't shave their pussies.

OK! I will stipulate to your superior knowledge developed from years and years of fucking the wives and girlfriends of Thai men. ROTFLMAO!.

[SubCmdr]

Below you will find a series of posts from the Bangkok Reports thread that are a complete waste of bandwidth and SSD storage space:

I'd rather give the $2 to a homeless street person then use it on dunkin' donuts.

Somehow running around looking for an exchange at that gives me 34.2 vis a vis 34.1 seems to be a waste of time. How much you going to lose on $1,000, $2?

Now individuals post usefully factual information with the intention to help others and this dumbest of the dumb mother fuckers with his "private banking" status is laughing at how others spend their money.

I misquoted Man Law 101 it actually says: No man ought to be telling another man how to spend his hard earned money or who to fuck.

Count Nye boy as a three time loser when it comes to violation of said law. ROTFLMAO!