Pattaya Reports

[LittleBigMan]

Well, I think given the number posts covering the price you pay your prostitute, where you source your prostitute, appearance of your prostitute and how choose to stick your dick in your prostitute of choice for the moment, shows that there are many willing to beat the dead horse while talking big smack about their choices and those of others. Opinions are great. Most are useless to me. Unless I know someone personally. Everyone has their own preferences. But if someone reports; "I went here and had a good time". I like that because I can put the place on my list to check it out. I can go there and maybe I will have a good time also. IMO the Pattaya Reports thread is about reports on Pattaya. Not all this back and forth being critical of what others are doing. But I am not the moderator.

Man Law 101: No man should be telling another grown man how to spend his hard earned money or who to fuck.

One example of this is the Lady Drink System. My personal preference is that I do what I like. If I want to buy a LD for the girl I have selected then I do. If I don't then I don't. If I have a problem with the system I do not enter the establishment. I don't go to a Steakhouse and order chicken. If someone wants to buy 40 LDs for a girl, drink the night away and then have bareback sex, be my guest. If you like it then I love it. But please do not spread a false narrative or imply that there is something wrong because I like to go find my Princess standing under a Palm Tree on Beach Road and take her to the short time room.

Talking mess about what others do smacks of privilege. Implications that people make that they are better than others because they pay more for their prostitutes is very unbecoming.

I agree at this point in my life I use the words " everyone pay their dues " you do what you like with your money don't tell others how or what to like with their money how they want to spend it is their business. When it hits me personally if I'm in the position what someone does affects me if family or good friend my opinion is ask or in the discussion I provide my opinion good or bad. As Jack Nicko says' You want the truth " after I stop I don't go on and on trying to change the person mind.

There might be doubts when I express my opinion as we know why but you have on the other hand clearly stated it and yet the return reaction is in one out the other. Reasonable people stop at least think as to what is said I shake my head how does a person write so well yet be so stubborn and inflexible to continue to write " everything, everyone" with their opinion. Then when it gets to the point where they are outnumber now throw out " I don't want to debate anymore.


This is what we are dealing with here make no mistake I'm not alone nor perfect but I try to go back and read what was written thinking I wrote it incorrectly or something and if notice I apologize but not here it goes beyond age thing.

[Mogwai]

In my opinion, we chat is full of scammers and ladyboys pretending to be chicks. Just as bad as beach road in my opinion and not to be compared with Thai Friendly or Tinder. Further, about the go go bar girl, you at least have some recourse to go back to the bar. However, 1000 Baht? I really think you were just drunk and used a 1000 baht note thinking it was only a 100 Baht note in both cases. I myself have done this many times when I was new to Thailand. Nobody stole 1000 baht from you. They would steal a lot more than that if they were trying to rob you. 1000 baht? You have to be kidding me.

I agree that WeChat is not good anymore (in fact it has never been great), and that's why I wrote "when I was still using that". Nowadays I stick to Thai Friendly.

I did not found out until the next day that the go go bar girl stole from me. And when I went back to the bar in the evening, she was not there.
And the reason that both girls stole only 1000 Baht is simple: there was not much more than that in my wallet.

The last time I was drunk, was in 1999. Yes, really. I'm not joking.

[EverythingThai]

They agree on 1000 or 1500 Baht, and the rest they steal from you when you're in the shower, LOL.
No, I'm only joking. I've never had problems with BR girls (when I was still mongering there anyway, which is at least 8 years ago I think). I did have problems with some other girls, however. A gogo girl and a freelancer (from WeChat, when I was still using that) who both stole 1000 Baht from me.?

In my opinion, we chat is full of scammers and ladyboys pretending to be chicks. Just as bad as beach road in my opinion and not to be compared with Thai Friendly or Tinder. Further, about the go go bar girl, you at least have some recourse to go back to the bar. However, 1000 Baht? I really think you were just drunk and used a 1000 baht note thinking it was only a 100 Baht note in both cases. I myself have done this many times when I was new to Thailand. Nobody stole 1000 baht from you. They would steal a lot more than that if they were trying to rob you. 1000 baht? You have to be kidding me.

[EverythingThai]

Come on my friend. There are also examples like this at bar girls, at agogos, at TFs, etc.

If you regularly followed the news in Thailand, you would know this.

Bar girls or agogo girls or TF girls are no worse than beach girls.

As a customer, it's just a matter of using common sense.

If you are looking for affordable sex in Pattaya, simply go to beach road where you will have tons of prostitutes to choose from.

There are many girls and many ladyboys. Make sure you know the difference if you care about gender.

Most of these girl's charge 1,000 baht. However if you talk with them confidently and politely, you might be able to find one willing to go with you for 800 Baht ST or 1500 Baht LT.

Some claim that many times on Beach Road they hit the jackpot and found decent girl's, not super hot, but not bad. Just good for 1500 Baht all night 😋.

So you can talk to them politely and bargain easily with them however there can be some risk that they might steal something from you, or if they are under 18 and someone told police you might end up in very bad position, so always ask girls to see their ID.

If you go to beach road and talk with all street girls, soon you will get a good deal.

How do I know this If I have never gone with a girl from beach road? It's because I used google search and copied this post. Interestingly enough, the main trend of everyone posting about beach road girls is value for money. I never heard anyone saying "I recommend you to go to beach road to find the best looking girls. " If you can find a post where someone legitimately believes the best looking girls are found on beach road, you are a better man than me.

Therefore, for the punters on ISG. If you are looking for cheap sex, go to beach road. The second trend I find when people post about beach road is there is always a warning. Myself, I don't monger in Pattaya to be burdened by always having to look over my shoulder, lock up my belongings, worry about checking ID and so on. I prefer just to take a girl back to my room and have fun. What do I insist on from the girl? First, my condo has a video camera at the door, so I have a record of the girl coming in. Secondly, I never pay cash. I always transfer to their bank account. That gives me their full legal Thai name. Next, I always ask for their phone number and line ID. So, for every lady I bring back to my room, I have a video of them entering my condo, their line ID, their phone number, their full Thai name and if from a bar, the name of the bar. No worries now. No effort to get this stuff and no looking over my shoulder. I also never go with a girl claiming to be 18. On the other hand, If I had to choose a beach road girl because of my budget, I would much rather go to a gents club. They don't care what you do there. You can buy a 65 Baht LEO during happy hour and then take a girl to the G club's short time room. 1000ST plus 300-500 for the room. No worries of getting ripped off. Who would choose beach road over this? Apparently many of you would. Just not me.

[SubCmdr]

There is a famous saying that says "When you assume, you make an ass out of you and me

I am familiar with the saying. So let's take a look at one you made in your post:

It's the same for me. If someone wants to go to beach road and find a girl for 500-800 Baht ST who looks like their face just got ran over by a truck and looks like they eat buckets of KFC everyday, goes through their pockets when they are in the shower, and gang bangs groups of guys who surround them to negotiate a group rate on multiple occasions then so be it. It's their money and their problem, not mine.

This is a big assumption that made about the characterization the types of girls on Beach Road. You are implying directly or indirectly that is what ALL guys who goto Beach Road are getting. Thank you for making my initial point. Seems to me that you saying that individuals who buy 40 drinks and BBFS girls out of bars and clubs are better than those who goto Beach Road. Is that what you think? If did not think that you would not have written the above statement the way you wrote it. If I am incorrect then correct me my brother.

I have seen some pretty unattractive girls up in the clubs. At prices I don't understand why anyone would pay for them, let alone buy 40 drinks in order to have BBFS.

Viper an Agogo in Jomtien falls into that category. They charge 1500 bar fine; 800 for short time room; 3000 short time; 5000 long time. Maybe one or two girls qualified for that price range in my book. But I have never written a description of the activity that disparaged those who make the choice to accept those prices and take those girls.

What I can tell you is that I can walk right across the street to the GC next to the Jomtien Beach Pool House called the KitCat Lounge Club purchase the Champagne Room package that includes the girl of my choice for 1500 THB. Do I find the girls in Viper to be twice as attractive as the girls in the KitCat Lounge Club club?

I find the ambiance of the KitCat Lounge Club appeals to me more. I am greeted and treated quite well by the girls and at least half of them I find attractive. The next guy might not like the place at all. They may prefer to pull a girl out of Viper. But I have nothing negative to say about that or the girls in either place.

Very different from your tirade about the girls on Beach Road. No need to quote you yet again. What is so funny is that I have have visited Viper then KitCat Lounge Club and still wound up on [BE]Beach Road[/BE] searching for my princess standing under a Palm tree. I always find her too.

I've just awoken the price police now. Calling all cars. Lordy. LOL. Here we go again.

You really need to stop riding your own tip so much and just let your BBFS club / bar / Thai Friendly girls doing that. Grown men going to disagree. I do not see anyone calling anyone out other than me about pricing. That includes both Beach Road girls and Thai Friendly. I do not have a problem finding girls on Thai Friendly at the exact same price point as the girls on Beach Road I am wondering out loud why all the negativity from you and others up in this thread about the girls on Beach Road at the exact same price point.

They are your opinions and preferences. I respect that. Why you choose to focus on me I have no idea. There are several posters that have refuted the ideas your proffered about the girls on Beach Road.

I did not see anyone posting that they are better than another because of what they pay the girls or where they find them.

You are being disingenuous if you think you are not doing exactly that.

I would rather do a girl that gang bangs using condoms than a girl that is drinking herself to death and is so inebriated that she is taking it bare up the ass overnight by random men from all over the region and the planet. Hey we all have our preferences. That is on them. Besides no one knows (including you) what that girl was doing the night before they enter the club or even what she did with the client before you. But that is what showers, tooth brushes and mouthwash are for now aren't they.

Nowhere did I mention I was better for doing that. Thats on someone else and not me.

I do not know who you are responding to. The post you quote was a response to someone else. So I am not sure why you directed your response to me when I was not writing to you.

If someone wants to go to beach road and find a girl for 500-800 Baht ST

I have never found a girl on Beach Road in the price range you mentioned. Which once again proves you are talking about something you don't know anything about. I have found girls on Thai Friendly that have taken that amount. Just saying.

If you don't agree with me, that's your prerogative. However, don't go accusing people of things that aren't accurate.

I am not accusing anyone of anything. Read your own description of the girls on Beach Road. To say it is not positive would be an understatement. I am just calling it the way I see it and commenting on it. I do not agree with your characterization of the girls on Beach Road. All you have do is read what you have written about it and goes past just personal preferences to disparagement. If what your wrote were facts you would not have multiple people rebutting your statements. Whose statements are not accurate? Yours? Mine? Where is the proof? We are dealing with a difference of opinion. Not facts.

LOL. Exactly. These guys talk about Beach Road like it is the Crack Shacks. If they were saying it about the Crack Shacks then it would be true. Could not argue it one iota. But the girls on Beach Road are farrrr from the ones at the Crack Shacks.

And let's not forget that most of the Beach Road chicks drive there from home on their motorbikes. But these guys talk like they are homeless and destitute like the ones at the Crack Shacks. Hell, most of those gogo chicks that they prize so much do not even have motorbikes.

Come on my friend. There are also examples like this at bar girls, at agogos, at TFs, etc. If you regularly followed the news in Thailand, you would know this. Bar girls or agogo girls or TF girls are no worse than beach girls. As a customer, it's just a matter of using common sense.

Didn't you write this:

I am not going to debate this anymore. If you want to fuck those girls, it's your choice. I choose not to.

Looks to me like you are still debating the issue. What changed?

[Mogwai]

Had no idea there were 2000 baht Beach Road girls.

They agree on 1000 or 1500 Baht, and the rest they steal from you when you're in the shower, LOL.
No, I'm only joking. I've never had problems with BR girls (when I was still mongering there anyway, which is at least 8 years ago I think). I did have problems with some other girls, however. A gogo girl and a freelancer (from WeChat, when I was still using that) who both stole 1000 Baht from me.

While eating at S&P and waitress starts flirting with you not for extra tips.

What is S&P?

[SubCmdr]

I agree 100% that's it's no big deal. Everyone can get it very easily.

Then we are in agreement

Like price I say to each his own when it comes to Condom the same to me. Has it happened sure without but main choice is with, so if a girl say to me " got a condom " what category would that be in choice or you go to ST, room on WS, part of paying for room the girl gets a condom, go to GC, like Kinnarree, once in room the girl puts the condom on bed, does these fall into the category " required condom? If you see but mentioned I pay you more is that another category you were basically ask to use one but a good tip changes things category if that is the case " every " personally I've never ask to pay more it hasn't been a priority.

If one is saying every girl in Pattaya go without a condom if that is your experience and I'm not calling you a liar from your experience, if you have even bypass the no with paying you extra more power to each of you but why does it have to be a endless debate. Can we say to each his own and truly mean it.

I wrote this to Everything Thai a while back during the initial "condom flame wars":

"I wanted to share with you that I am having a great time. Thank you for sharing your experiences. I took your techniques and strategies and applied them at my price point. They work! I am now getting a 50% positive request for "no condom" from Thai Friendly girls from the price point ranging between 800 - 2000 THB with "two shots" being a minimum requirement. Just goes to show that some people "don't know what they don't know"

I get this without any financial incentive. Some increase their initial price by 200 - 1000 THB. So, what exactly has changed? I don't know. You tell me Everything Thai. LOL!

People are really touchy about the entire safe sex thing. People comfortable riding a motorbike in Pattaya have an apoplectic fit when the subject of "condom or no condom" comes up. Sex with a condom is better than no sex. My goal its to get my dick sucked, fuck or both. It is that simple for me.

[Mr Enternational]

LOL. If you think this girl ever worked on beach road you are more gullible than anyone can ever imagine. She does these videos as a parody for the coconut bar. During covid, I smashed all of these girls

It seems you totally missed his point. His point was not that the girl works at the beach. His point was that guys are offering her from 1000 to 5000. He says that he and others he knows of fucked her for 1000-1500. Did you also fuck her for 1000-1500? Maybe you even fucked her for free. Regardless of where he found her, she still accepted the same 1000 that is common for chicks on Beach Road.

[Mr Enternational]

BBFS is more the norm than anything else. I get it all the time either by it just happening or by paying extra. More often than not, with bar girls, I don't need to even ask. They know I am generous with them and just provide it no questions asked. With TF girls, Its always negotiated upfront. For example, they tell me short time is 1500 and I might say 2500 BBFS. If they are exceptionally hot, I might say 5000.

I agree that it is the norm as I have said many times before. I get it all the time too. Never asked for it and never paid extra for it because to me it is not a big deal. So not sure if you are attributing getting it to paying more, because I can pretty much guarantee you that is not the reason; especially since you are volunteering to pay more before even bringing it up.

Still not understanding why not try to get everything included in the original agreed upon price instead of purposely jacking the price up for something she was probably going to do anyway. It is like telling the taxi to stop by 711 on the way to the airport and you will give him an extra 300 baht. He probably would not have charged anything extra. He might have even been wanting to stop already and was happy you mentioned it. No price police here. Hell, give them 20,000 baht just to touch their tits for all I care. Your money, your show. Never had a Pattaya chick charge extra for things as if it was Tijuana though. Everything has always been included in the original price.

[EverythingThai]

Gems can be had anywhere. The same girls have moved around from Coconut Bar, Soi 6, IBar, TF etc.

But their pricing is all over the map (1000-5000 or more). What you pay is always determined by how bad you want it now and how much the girls can feed of that "instant gratification need like a toddler" vibe you give off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CH9SS_CwOrQ&t=306s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAj3YjJiyJI&t=3s

(A few luckies on here including myself had her and her friends for 1000-1500. There is video proof all over the net. LOL).

LOL. If you think this girl ever worked on beach road you are more gullible than anyone can ever imagine. She does these videos as a parody for the coconut bar. During covid, I smashed all of these girls and we had them working on Bikini time live streams too. Covid was actually an amazing time in Pattaya. Probably, the best mongering days of my life. We had the girls all to ourselves. No 2 week millionaires to steal them away. Ha Ha

[EverythingThai]

But please do not spread a false narrative or imply that there is something wrong because I like to go find my Princess standing under a Palm Tree on Beach Road and take her to the short time room.

Talking mess about what others do smacks of privilege. Implications that people make that they are better than others because they pay more for their prostitutes is very unbecoming.

I did not see anyone posting that they are better than another because of what they pay the girls or where they find them. You simply asked why I don't go with beach road girls and I told you. Nowhere did I mention I was better for doing that. Thats on someone else and not me. Just like you said. If someone wants to buy a girl 40 drinks and have BB sex then it's great. It's the same for me. If someone wants to go to beach road and find a girl for 500-800 Baht ST who looks like their face just got ran over by a truck and looks like they eat buckets of KFC everyday, goes through their pockets when they are in the shower, and gang bangs groups of guys who surround them to negotiate a group rate on multiple occasions then so be it. It's their money and their problem, not mine. I just say it how it is. If you don't agree with me, that's your prerogative. However, don't go accusing people of things that aren't accurate. There is a famous saying that says "When you assume, you make an ass out of you and me"

[EverythingThai]

I would argue that is no big deal that you get BBFS. You pay for it!

I agree 100% that's it's no big deal. Everyone can get it very easily. However, the safe sex police of ISG who think that BBFS is not common in Pattaya need to understand that that's not accurate at all. BBFS is more the norm than anything else. If that scares them, stay away from Patts. I get it all the time either by it just happening or by paying extra. More often than not, with bar girls, I don't need to even ask. They know I am generous with them and just provide it no questions asked. With TF girls, Its always negotiated upfront. For example, they tell me short time is 1500 and I might say 2500 BBFS. If they are exceptionally hot, I might say 5000. If they are are 10/10, I might offer 10 K for a few hours or even all night. It's all relative. So, in summary, it's very easy to get BBFS in Pattaya. its takes nothing special to get it most times and if the girl does insist on you wearing a condom, a little financial incentive is all it will take for her to change her mind. OMG. I've done it again. I've just awoken the price police now. Calling all cars. Lordy. LOL. Here we go again.

[SubCmdr]

Can you tell me the positives of Jomtien. I am not 45 but I don't like crazy busy. I like to relax as much as possible.

Less air pollution. Hotel or condo likely to be better value for money. Riding a motorbike less risky than in Pattaya.

Has no decent grocery store. No mall. No movie theater. Nightlife does not compare to Central Pattaya. Better selection of restaurants in Central Pattaya. 24/07/365 in Central Pattaya. But there is a good selection of GC's, one Agogo (with outrageous prices and the girls do not meet my beauty standards) and a fair number of beer bars. The is a billiards hall that has very attractive attendants. Massage places are plentiful and there is a "beach road" scene here but much smaller, low key and lower volume.

One of the worst parts for me in Jomtien is that is full of a certain type of Farang. The types you see making the news headlines for "behaving badly". Central Pattaya is much more diverse.

Personally I do not see any reason to stay in Jomtien unless you are on a vacation that is not about having fun and is more about relaxing and decompressing. For lack of a better word Jomtien is suburb of Pattaya with the same sleepy lifestyle you get in any other suburb in the developed world. When my friends come to town I get a hotel room in Central Pattaya. We party from our base there.

To each their own!

[SubCmdr]

So simple what places are your favourite?

This is the Pattaya Reports. But some think it is the comment on what other people are doing with their dick thread.

Some people want to make things so complicated. You asked a simple question. I have a simple answer for you:

I have never been in a Gentleman's club where I did not fuck or a Blow Job club where I did not get my dick sucked or Beach Road when I have not taken a Princess standing under a Palm tree to the short time hotel or a massage place where I did not get a oil massage that ended in HJ, getting my dicked sucked (my favorite) or CFS.

My favorite place is anywhere I find a girl who wants to take care of me sexually for money, time, drinks or just because they like me (a rare thing at my advanced age). LOL!

Old Farang fucking!

[Mr Enternational]

Had I really wanted her services I would have countered 1,000. It is not hard to negotiate.