Lima

[SonicBoom1]

I shit you not I lost like $3 k on bullshit this trip and otherwise overspent ny budget by a few thousand. Going to need a side job for this next trip, and to learn from my idiotic deeds.

First of all, thanks for sharing all details of your trip. You were honest and admitted to your screw ups.

More importantly man, this is a super dangerous way to monger. Not worth it IMHO. Money can always come back, but your health / life. Well you get my drift.

[Mexica96]

Was my first time solo traveling, stayed in a airbnb in Miraflores. Did some preplanning with Glambu. I saw around 50+ women on this 17 night trip and blew my budget / got robbed a couple times. I shall explain:

Glambu: Damage was 200-300 for a couple of hours for most of the girls. Often don't look as good as the pictures. Wasnt worth all the time I spent on the app and chatting with them. For the first week I was doing mostly Glambu dates and going to Lince at night.

Lince: Was a bit disappointed here, kept hearing the better talent was here but seemed the same as other spots but more expensive. 150 for half hour and 250-300 for the hour. I think I screwed up paying beforehand, had a couple girls bullshit me on time. Also 1 night was in a motel with chick and heard gun shots nearby at 3 am.

Paid one girl the hour and she fkn left after 10 minutes because she said I was drunk and couldn't get it up, and was touching her navel which isn't part of her 'normal servicio'. I grabbed her for a second I was so pissed, but let her go as I knew it wouldn't end well.

Suites de Barranco:

Here's the first time I got robbed. First Saturday night there, have a Tinder date with normal chick andgo clubbing around Miraflores. I got a bit too drunk and things don't go well, she leaves and I get in a random taxi and tell him take me to Lince. He tells me all this crap about its not safe and I know a better place, I'm like alright bet. Show up to Suites which I'the read a little about before my trip. I was drunk so really don't even know how much cash I had on me or what I spent. All I remember is theyre charging me 600 for the room alone and I know that's BS. No idea what I paid for the girl or champagne for the hours we spent in there, then she brings her friend in the room eventually. I'the also given them my credit card and thank god my bank blocked the transctions because the next morning I see they tried charging me $350 and $700. Eventually cab comes in and saves the day, we leave and he tells me all those prices were BS. No shit. Still horny and its about 4 am so we go to another nightclub called 'EROS' or La Oficina. This place was filled with like 40 girls 6-8's. I pick one and we pay the exit fee, think it was 800 for her. Go to a nearby motel and I'm exhausted at like 7 am afterwards. My first fuckup but not the last.

I returned to EROS another night and sessioned with a thick morena in house this time. 800 total damage, think they BS me on time like 15 minutes.

Mall de Sur / LOS Lirios:

Showed up the first time here on Mother's Day, not many girls out. Picked up an average Vennie and her friend looked tasty as we're paying for the room, so I have her send her friend after I am done with her. 100 for the medio and 200 the hour. Then Take 1 more Vennie before I call it a night.

I returned about a week later and repeat to do a trio with 2 of them for a few hours. Werent many girls walking this night either and the vennies told me its because of the police.

Centro / Zepitas /2 de Mayo:

Had a love / hate thing with Centro. Didn't show up here until about 9 days into my trip, but then I was showing up daily. Fell for a morena Ecuatoriana who I spent many hours with throughout the days there. Her name was Melissa and she was my Pocahontas. She had me trapped for hours and I couldn't see the other talent lmao. 200 the hour CFS. Also did the ratito with many of her friends for 50 and 20 the room. Hotel Anubis is decent, the rest if the motels are shit around there, but I didn't care. Would eat at a restaurant literally next to the action and get drunk off 24 oz beers for 15 soles. I would stay until 11 pm sometimes and it was okay as long as the police were around. Several nights I was there the police came to raid and arrest the girls. One time I was eating dinner with 2 chicks when the cops showed up and they hid in the bathroom. The cop checked my ID and searched my backpack but then left me alone.

Plaza Norte:

Went here once, seemed sketchier than the other areas. 50 and 20 the room for ratito, 200 for the hour. Sessioned about 6 chicas around here, mostly 6's and 7's.

Megaplaza: That same day, decide to checkout Megaplaza nearby. Maybe better selection than the other zones but not by much, do with a girl and FK up again by paying beforehand. She bullshits me by 20 minutes, and then I go with 1 other. Was a better experience. Police were out patroling and it was 8 pm.

Geishas academy:

Escort site. Met a lovely pale Vennie named Monica, her rate was $220 for 2 hours, had to be 2 hours minimum. Was worth every second even though it was CFS. Took her for sushi after the 2 hours and then 1 more hour of fucking after.

Repeated one more time with her on another day.

Geishas Chongo:

Shouldve hit the chongos earlier, as I waited til the 2nd week but they were better than Lince. Hotties on the stage, beers for 15. Sessioned with about 5 hotties that night. End of the night get scammed again, give a girl 150 so she comes to my place after closing time and she ghosts me.

Returned again on busier night, still fun.

Suites bonus scam:

Just when I thought that shit was over, get the girl's friend from Suites texting me one night and I mistake her for someone else. So she says she coming with a friend for 300, I'm like okay its 4 am and sounds like a deal. Then I see its her from Suites and am like aw fuck, but let them in. Then she tells me its 300 dollars for 2 hours with just her friend. I was geeking on Adderall and didn't want problem trying to kick them out this upscale apartment building, so pay it even though it was complete BS and they left after like 1 hour.

Sirenitas:

Love / hate here as well, showed up about halfway through my trip a then was coming nightly. Here was where I fucked up the most eventually though.

Lovely ladies here, better on the slow weeknights. The weekend the hot girls are busy in the rooms and its hard to get to them. The girls recognized me and I'the repeat with them. One of them was a Vennie named Samy, though she lied and said she's from Ecuador. Kept asking me to order drinks to the room, I obliged but she was pushy. But I liked her and saw her every night.

So 2 days before I'm leaving Lima, I have the great idea to drink a bottle of vodka with my favorita from Centro during the day and hit up Sirenitas at night. We spend hours in the motel and She keeps serving me and I got the drunkest I been on this trip, but still want to stick to the plan. So I'm with the centro girl and her Taxi friend takes us to buy weed, smoke the joint in the car. Bad idea. Get dizzy from the combo and throw up when the guy pulls over to try to find coke. He can't find it and that sealed my fate because I'm kinda out of it this point and dozing off. But they drop me off at Sirenitas and I proceed. Samy and her friend Alejandra find me and say wtf is wrong with you? I tell them I'm fucked up and she says I can sleep in her room, even at that moment I knew something wasnt right. But I was so dizzy so I went and passed out on her chongo bed. Wake up about 2 hours later with 3000 soles missing from my wallet and I leave sirenitas. I'm stubborn so hit the ATM and go to Geishas.

My last day I see Melissa and tell her what happened, and she still asks for 150 I'the promised her for her nails. At night I go to Sirenitas even though my plane leaving at noon the next morning. Have fun but I see Samy and she has the audacity to ask me to go with her again. Tell her no and then have a couple sessions.

And then I got scammed one more time for good measure by some other lady. Everyone in the chongo is listening to some band and I'm like the hell is going on? But see a girl I want and tell her lets go to the room but she says we can't because this damn band is playing. So I'll buy her a drink. But then her 2 friends pop out of thin air and they order this 12 pack bucket of beers for 250 and we go to this VIP by the stage. I'm watching the show then notice these bitches are pouring the beers into the bucket. I get pissed and say wtf are you doing. They play dumb and I say I gota pee to get away from them, then the girl I liked is like you won't buy me a drink? Say fuck no then she says "Chucha tu madre".

At this point I'm in a bad mood and see Samy across the bar and mean mug her. She and her friends notice and laughing at me, she's blowing me kisses. Then she starts flicking me off while smiling at me. I go with her friends to make her jealous, and she still tries to talk to me right around closing time. I tell her I know what you did, and I was always nice and generous with you. I leave around 5 am and go the airbnb to clean and pack. The problem is I'm drunk and haven't slept in like 24 hours, so do a shitty job cleaning and that ended up costlng me, yay more bullshit fees!

A couple days later the Airbnb host charges me fkn $450 because I broke the rule smoking weed in his place and left ashes stain on the couch, and didn't clean well. I shit you not I lost like $3 k on bullshit this trip and otherwise overspent ny budget by a few thousand. Going to need a side job for this next trip, and to learn from my idiotic deeds.

Happy hunting.

[Mr Enternational]

To anyone that might know -- are there enough bicycle lanes and are city bikes rental stations a thing over there? Also, do moto taxis operate?

There are no moto taxis. There are toritos (enclosed motorcycle converted to trike) within the non-central barrios. You probably will not use them or even see them being a tourist. Bicycles are widely used in Lima. As far as lanes for them, some places have paths but most don't.

[SonicBoom1]

Like a lion on the prowl, I had pursued and caught a sweet little gazelle, and now it was time to find out the cost of dinner.

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What a great report! You have a knack for writing. And tons of patience to finally snatch the gazelle.

Loved the Botero reference!

[JohnnieCash]

Hello gents, I am here in Lima for the first time. It's early afternoon on Tuesday and I am about to write a report with a happy ending....

Awesome report. Hope to see more about the adventures with SWs, seems quite a different scene than in Colombia.

Traffic: Unimaginably Awful. The main drawback so far of Lima is the traffic. The traffic here makes Bangkok seem like Montpelier on a Sunday afternoon. It is gridlock at virtually all hours of the day in many parts of the city. Nonstop honking. Difficult to cross the street. Getting from one side of the city to the other takes forever by car or bus. I have never seen a city more badly in need of a subway or light rail system. If one exists here, it has eluded me.

Fortunately, the sidewalks are high quality, the weather is good, and the city is flat. So if you are like me and you like to walk, getting around on foot is very easy.

To anyone that might know -- are there enough bicycle lanes and are city bikes rental stations a thing over there? Also, do moto taxis operate?

[KapnAmerica]

A SIM is like 5 soles at the Claro store. I always top up (no Diddy) with the triple 4. 5 GB 10 day plan for 10 soles. Right now I have my Claro SIM together with my T-mobile eSIM.

For some reason the Claro app never accepts my credit cards. The Colombia app is the same way. I went out to get a recarga today and 2 places that I usually go said they did not have it and to go to the pharmacy for it. I was like what is up with this BS...

Wow, great to know you in town! If Mr. International is here, I am definitely in the right place!

I know the struggle with the Claro SIM. Yesterday I stopped by the big Claro store on Las Begonias to get a SIM, but it was full of people and I was told the wait time would be at least 30 minutes. I also stopped by a convenience store, but they said only the main store can issue a new Claro Peru SIM, they just recharge. Thanks for the info, 10 soles is exactly what I was hoping to pay. My T-Mobile is still working fine but I want to get a SIM before I leave here for next time.

In Colombia, I always recharge my Claro at a little shop at the airport. I assume they have a place at the Lima airport that can do that as well. Interestingly, I know of a couple of convenience stores in the US that can recharge Claro for the same price as in Colombia, but it only makes sense to use them right before the trip and it's just as easy to do it at the airport.

LOL, no I was not the black guy you saw in Lince. I am a big white dude. If you saw a white gringo walking around Lince the past two nights, there is a high chance it was me!

I have not had any problems with Ubers here so far. Very friendly drivers and they take me to the most remote locations of the city in the dead of night without hesitation. Of course, they all warn me to be careful, because everyone here seems paranoid of crime. Guys like us who have been to some of the rougher places in Colombia feel perfectly at ease here at any hour. But hearing that your friend had their phone snatched, I will definitely be a little more on guard.

I do feel bad for the Uber drivers, though. What a terrible place to have to drive a car for a living!

[Mr Enternational]

Phone service: I have a T-Mobile plan that works in Peru but has a 5 GB limit, which I believe I ate into when I was in Colombia last week. So I thought it might be best to get a Peruvian SIM card at the airport. I figured the cost would be extremely cheap like it is in Colombia (less than $3 USD for 2 GB / 5 days with Claro Colombia SIM). I was wrong. The place at the airport tried to charge me 95 soles ($27) for 2 GB of data over 4 days. I thought the price was. 80 soles plus a 15 sole activation fee - 15.8 soles. Fortunately, I caught my error in time and canceled the transaction but I was still charged the 15 sol activation fee. My T-Mobile international roaming has worked perfectly here in Lima with no issues.

A SIM is like 5 soles at the Claro store. I always top up (no Diddy) with the triple 4. 5 GB 10 day plan for 10 soles. Right now I have my Claro SIM together with my T-mobile eSIM.

For some reason the Claro app never accepts my credit cards. The Colombia app is the same way. I went out to get a recarga today and 2 places that I usually go said they did not have it and to go to the pharmacy for it. I was like what is up with this BS. My girl kept telling me she could do it for me. So evidently these places that advertise recargas buy a lot of credit from the phone companies then just transfer it when you buy it from them. So in actuality anybody can transfer the credit they have in their phone to another person. I guess the guys at the airport are doing this, but marking it up extremely high in the process.

Transportation: The Uber fare from the airport to the place that most tourists apparently go (Miraflores) is high. Like 50 or 60 soles. I was not going to pay that. I was accosted by the usual aggressive taxi cab drivers trying to take me there for high prices. I intentionally lowballed them to get them away from me when they wouldn't take no gracias for an answer (I offered 10 soles). I then walked to the bus stop. Suddenly the fare had dropped to 28 soles because my pickup location was no longer in the airport. Before I could accept, a cab driver pulled up in front of me and I asked him if he could match the Uber quote of 28 soles. He did and soon I was at my hotel.

I always go out to the second median after walking out of the door then turn right and start walking. Someone will always stop asking to take me. Last night I did the usual. Guy told me 50 soles to Lince. I laughed and said I always pay 25. He said how about 30. I said let's go. Back to the airport I always take Indriver and pay 20-22 soles.

I would recommend the hotel except 1) it was noisy with traffic in the morning,

Bad new for you. I think pretty much every place I have stayed in in Peru has had that issue. Maybe the JW Marriott didn't. But most places are poorly insulated from weather and noise.

I arrived in Lima without a single sol. I ended up withdrawing 400 soles from the ATM at the airport, with a 25 sol fee plus any bank fee. In retrospect that was a bad move, but still better than the airport currency exchange.

I am sure you have heard this 1 million times. Charles Schwab. I withdrew 400 from the machine at the airport too. What me worry about the 25 soles fee, since Schwab will give it back. In Lince I use the machine at Ban Bif bank. It allows you to take out 700 soles at a time and the fee is 22 soles.

Prices: Very cheap. Especially compared to Colombia. You can get a very nice meal here for 60 soles ($16) and a good meal for 30 soles ($8).

We ate at the seafood spot for lunch. Both meals together was 55 soles.

I have never seen a city more badly in need of a subway or light rail system. If one exists here, it has eluded me.

Yes there is one, but unfortunately it is probably not in a location where you would make use of it.

Safety: The parts of the city I have visited, including LOS Olivos, are absurdly safe. My main worry is trying to make the locals feel safe around me.

We just came from the movies and my girl asked me if it was safe around here. I said look around. This place is deserted Do you see anyone for it not to be safe? Hell, if someone was coming for you, you could see them 1 mile away and start running. The night is peaceful. There is more worry in the daytime when there is a lot of people about and there is chaos. At least that is when my brother's phone got snatched: in the daytime.

I headed to Lince to check out the street walkers. I was expecting to find a sidewalk full of chicas at the intersection of Avenida Arequipa and Jose Bernardo Alcedo aggressively cat-calling me like in ol' Santa Fe. Well, to my shock the sidewalks were full! But not with chicas. With police officers!

I can't remember ever seeing so many police officers in a three-block area in my life. At least 25-30 uniformed officers in the area, many in groups of 4-5, at least two on every corner and in the middle of the street. Replete with squad cars with their lights flashing,

LOL. I was just thinking last night, how do those cops stay there all night with those fucking red lights flashing in their eyes. That wasn't you walking out of the copy shop earlier was it? Me and my girl were waiting on Uber to go to Avancay and a guy walked past. She said is that guy from your country? I said how the hell would I know. You think all Black guys are American? She said he was speaking English dumbass. I said oh, I do not pay that much attention to people.

So the Uber pulled up. He looked us in our eyes. We waved at him. We started walking towards the car. Then he pulled the fuck off. On top of that he started the meter. I canceled it and was charged 15 soles for canceling. But I put in one of those disputes and they refunded it.

[NRandom940]

Hello gents, I am here in Lima for the first time.

Great report. I'm curious about the online sites like Skokka in Lima.

[AdamWl]

I arrived in Lima...

Damn, what an entertaining and informative writing. Moar!

[ButockMann]

Nicole peruvana.

Decided to invite for outcall at my apartment. In the past KS or MR has been hit and miss or bait and switch experience! Photos displayed on site for an escort could be plder pics when she must have been younger. Weight is never displayed on site, only height and bust size, age finds mention which doesn't tell you much about the girth and what you wiill get delivered at your doorstep! Advertised rate was 300 soles + 100 for anal, that's around 125 usd. On meeting soon it was obvious that with this girth anal wouldn't be very comfortable activity!!

[KapnAmerica]

Hello gents, I am here in Lima for the first time. It's early afternoon on Tuesday and I am about to write a report with a happy ending.

I arrived in Lima late Sunday night and stepped on Peruvian soil for the first time. Customs was a breeze. Even sitting in the back half of a full flight, the line was less than 2 minutes.

Phone service: I have a T-Mobile plan that works in Peru but has a 5 GB limit, which I believe I ate into when I was in Colombia last week. So I thought it might be best to get a Peruvian SIM card at the airport. I figured the cost would be extremely cheap like it is in Colombia (less than $3 USD for 2 GB / 5 days with Claro Colombia SIM). I was wrong. The place at the airport tried to charge me 95 soles ($27) for 2 GB of data over 4 days. I thought the price was. 80 soles plus a 15 sole activation fee - 15.8 soles. Fortunately, I caught my error in time and canceled the transaction but I was still charged the 15 sol activation fee. My T-Mobile international roaming has worked perfectly here in Lima with no issues. They also have Claro here, but you need to get Claro Peru. Claro Colombia will not work. I imagine the cost of Claro Peru would be very reasonable, but with my T-Mobile working fine I don't have a need for it.

Weather: The weather is cool, but not cold. The high is around 68 degrees F / 21 degrees see in the day and the low is around 58 degrees F / 14 degrees see at night. One thing I would recommend for everyone before you come: chapstick. I was here for less than 24 hours before my lips started to crack. The air is very cool and dry here. It is autumn in Peru right now. I did not see the sun today and I am told that is the norm. Very cloudy but dry.

Altitude: Sea level. Lima is right on the coast. Finally a mongering city that doesn't require an acclimation period AND isn't unbearably hot & humid! Gracias por Dios!

Population: Massive. More than 15 million people live in the greater Lima area. It is the 3rd largest city in Latin America. Before I stepped on plane yesterday, I thought Lima was a sleepy little hamlet. Why are there no direct flights to or from this enormous city?

Transportation: The Uber fare from the airport to the place that most tourists apparently go (Miraflores) is high. Like 50 or 60 soles. I was not going to pay that. I was accosted by the usual aggressive taxi cab drivers trying to take me there for high prices. I intentionally lowballed them to get them away from me when they wouldn't take no gracias for an answer (I offered 10 soles). I then walked to the bus stop just trying to get out of the airport and to a place where the Uber fare would be lower. Couldn't figure out how to get on the bus at 11 pm at night. So I just rolled my suitcase outside the airport and started walking down the sidewalk along the road that runs in front of the airport (Avenue Elmer Faucett). I went about 30 meters down the sidewalk and checked Uber. Suddenly the fare had dropped to 28 soles because my pickup location was no longer in the airport. Before I could accept, a cab driver pulled up in front of me and I asked him if he could match the Uber quote of 28 soles. He did and soon I was at my hotel.

I did not go out last night. I was exhausted so I got a full night of sleep in a very comfortable bed at the Del Prado Hotel. I would recommend the hotel except 1) it was noisy with traffic in the morning, 2) the water temp in the shower was very difficult to adjust and 3) it did not seem chica friendly at all based on how polite and courteous the staff were. I would not do the walk of shame in front of those nice people even if they allowed it. Cost was $55 USD. Very close to the high end clubs.

My current hotel is Aku Hotel. I love it here. Cost is $37 USD and honestly I could not ask for a better, cleaner, more modern or more convenient accomodation. Anything better than this is utterly wasted on me. Not sure if it's girl friendly, but I think I am about to find out if I decide to rebook for tomorrow night!

Currency Exchange: Due to going to Colombia first and not being sure if I was going to Peru, I did not order Peruvian currency from my bank. I arrived in Lima without a single sol. I ended up withdrawing 400 soles from the ATM at the airport, with a 25 sol fee plus any bank fee. In retrospect that was a bad move, but still better than the airport currency exchange. The best currency exchange rate offered at the airport was 3. 22 soles per dollar. One offered 3. 11 soles. The "official" rate yesterday was 3. 78. I know the exchange has to make money, but I was hoping to get closer to the official rate. I would have gladly accepted 3. 5. Well I found the solution. CAPITAL EXCHANGE at Avenida Canaval why Moreyra 233! There they gave me 3. 75 soles for every one of my dollars! With ZERO FEES! By the end of the day today, the rate had dropped to 3. 74, so they actually paid me above market rate. I gave them two crisp 100 dollar bills and they gave me 750 soles and a receipt. My only regret is that I didn't exchange more!

Prices: Very cheap. Especially compared to Colombia. You can get a very nice meal here for 60 soles ($16) and a good meal for 30 soles ($8). In Medellíand or Cartagena, a good meal will be at least 60 k pesos ($15) and a very nice meal will be 100 k pesos ($25). And so far, the food has been better here.

Traffic: Unimaginably Awful. The main drawback so far of Lima is the traffic. The traffic here makes Bangkok seem like Montpelier on a Sunday afternoon. It is gridlock at virtually all hours of the day in many parts of the city. Nonstop honking. Difficult to cross the street. Getting from one side of the city to the other takes forever by car or bus. I have never seen a city more badly in need of a subway or light rail system. If one exists here, it has eluded me.

Fortunately, the sidewalks are high quality, the weather is good, and the city is flat. So if you are like me and you like to walk, getting around on foot is very easy.

Safety: The parts of the city I have visited, including LOS Olivos, are absurdly safe. I am talking South Korea level safe. Maybe it's because I am used to biding time in Santa Fe, Bogota, but I have never felt safer in any Latin American city. My main worry is trying to make the locals feel safe around me.

Overall, Lima is the closest thing to a first-world city I have seen in Latin America. A little more modern than Bogota. However, most parts are very dirty. It's like New Orleans or San Francisco in the winter. But still a very first-world feel to it.

People: Peruvians are extremely nice and they speak Spanish slowly, so I can understand many of them very well. Night and day to Bogota. The people here are friendly but also seem a little shy and conservative. I have not had one single person ask me for money, and I walked a lot of places today.

Women: I read the reports saying Peruvian women are ugly. And they ain't lying. It's bad here. Real bad. Maybe one out of eight Peruvian women 18-44 is even fuckable, I am talking above a 3. Most of them have very indigenous facial features, dad bods, dress conservatively and many wear glasses. Not a pretty sight at all.

But far from being a turn off, this situation is actually quite endearing. Because it is obvious that the men in Lima love their ugly women. For though they are not the most pleasant to look at, they exude warmth, positivity and comfort with who they are. They seem to be very easy to love. I walked around the Megaplaza Norte yesterday and just marveled at the sight of all these pudgy plain women being pampered and doted on by their adoring boyfriends. And the women were just glowing with happiness and soaking up all the attention. It was like a Botero painting come to life.

It was nice to see. Fat and ugly women need love too. In most other countries, these women would be ignored or pushed aside. But not here. I think Lima is a great place for women. Competition is low and appreciation is high.

Not seeing attractive women everywhere you look, like you do in Miami or Colombia, allows you to focus on the culture and attractions and also makes you appreciate the few beautiful women that you happen to come across.

But I digress. On to the mongering report!

I woke up in Lima on Monday morning ready for some action. After changing hotels I followed in the well-chronicled footsteps of Tom Jacklin and headed north to the "chongos. " It was about a 45 minute Uber ride from Lince to LOS Olvidos, and the traffic was atrocious. My first stop was Las Sirenitas. I arrived around 4 pm.

I need to pause here and describe what a chongo is for all of you that don't know. Because I read many pages of reports on here, but when I arrived at Las Sirenitas, I had no idea what I was getting into. I just knew they were going to take all my condoms and make me turn my phone off.

A chongo is like a hotel. It consists of a main lobby area with a bar, stage, and seating area. Then there are a labrynith of hallways with numbered doors. The chicas stand outside the rooms and wait for customers. There are no "free range" chicas walking around or meandering in the lobby area. They each have an assigned door that they stand by.

The closest thing I had ever seen to this are the glass houses of Capital Alley in the Yeongdeungpo district of Seoul, Korea (don't get me started on the mongering wasteland of Korea). But not on this scale.

Las Sirenitas: The entry fee was 10 soles. There are two floors and I would estimate over 100 rooms. There were probably 30-40 chicas standing outside rooms at Las Sirenitas when I visited on a Monday afternoon. All of them charge 50 soles for 20 minutes. There were about the same number of men roaming the halls. There was traditional Spanish music playing everywhere to liven up the mood. I asked several of the chicas where they were from, and got varied responses from Venezuela, Colombia, and Ecuador. I don't think any of them were from Peru. Many were attractive and a few were hot, especially in comparison to the women in Lima. I did not get a chica and left after about 30 minutes.

La Miel: My next stop was La Miel, which was just a few blocks south of Las Sirenitas. It is right beside La Colmena VIP. I paid 5 soles for entry and was ushered into a bar / restaurant looking area with about 20 men and zero women. It was apparent to me that the men were waiting for something, so I waited too. Right after 5:00, all the men got up and went up the stairs. I was one of the last ones to go up. I saw about 40 numbered rooms but I didn't see any chicas. Way too many guys and no girls. Also, no music and the place was dark and a dirty. I left.

La Colmena VIP: This was a fun one. Very similar format to Las Sirenitas but smaller and fewer chicas. 10 soles to enter and they don't take your phone but make you turn it off. When I arrived at around 5:15 pm, there was a host on the stage in the lobby area. I was one of the guys selected to come up on stage and spin the wheel of fortune. I won a free beer, which was nice. The guy before me landed on "castigo" and had to do a strip tease for the audience. So I am glad I avoided that. One nice thing about La Colmena is that they had two porn videos playing in the lobby area, which gave me something to watch while I was drinking my free beer without my phone. Las Sirenitas had zero in the form of entertainment. There was one hot girl (Room 21) that I would have considered but as soon as I saw her a guy pulled her into the room. Later, I saw two more guys waiting outside her door. I did not get a chica and left after about 30 minutes.

Sumisa: I next went to Sumisa night club. It cost 5 soles to enter at 5:45 pm. The atmosphere was wonderful, music was great and reminded me of an American strip club. Definitely not a chonga, and seemed like a place where you could meet a pretty chica, buy her a drink, and then take her back to the hotel. Only one problem: there were zero chicas! I waited for ten minutes and I was the only person there. I returned after 8 pm after dinner and walking around the MegaPlaza. Still no chicas!! The guy at the door tried to hook me up with his amiga on FaceTime. I declined.

La Estacion: I arrived a little after 8 pm after leaving Sumisa night club in disgust. Disgust at the utter lack of chicas! It was 10 soles to enter La Estacion but I did not go in. They make you put your phone in a locker and I was not going to do that just to walk around a 4th chonga. I had already been to 3 chongas in the past 4 hours. If you have seen three chongas, you have seen them all. Not worth my time.

So here are my thoughts on the chonga setup. It was quite a culture shock to me and I was not mentally prepared for it at all. A lot of things I have read on this thread about guys waiting in line and chicas having sex with five guys in an hour makes sense now. I thought those were exaggerations or hyperbole, but they are very accurate. It is like fast food sex at a chonga. My predominant reaction was disgust. It looked way to similar to being in a crowded airport bathroom full of guys looking for an open stall to take a piss. Not an arousing idea to me. I feel like the chance of having an intimate connection with a chica at a chonga is about the same as having an intimate connection with the girl accepting your payment and handing you your food at McDonald's. She barely has time to acknowledge you before moving on to the next customer. It is pure quick sexual gratification stripped of any seductive or romantic element. That type of experience is worth very little to me, so I observed but did not partake.

I do see why such a model developed in Peru, because the demand is great (at least in volume of men if not in soles) and the supply is small. I recalled the Peruvian saying reposted in this thread, that "in times of war, any hole is a trench. " I realized that coming from Miami and Colombia, I did not know the meaning of war. Walking the streets of Lima, I understood. A Peruvian man's only hope for sexual release is 20 minutes at the chonga. Sofia Vergara is not walking through that door. They don't have enough money to endure the sad fate of first world men and become online simps. So the chonga it is!

At the same time, I do see some potential in the chonga model even for relatively wealthy foreigners. For one thing, the variety is amazing. At Las Sirenitas, it would be very possible to have sex with five chicas from five different countries in little more than an hour for a total cost of about 260 soles ($70). Where else can you do that? It is also an extremely safe environment and my understanding is that the chicas are regularly tested for diseases.

In addition, this format has major potential for any guy who has a cuckold fetish. I have always secretly wondered what kind of guys my repeat chicas are banging when I am not in town, and how many. I think most guys wonder about that. Well, at the chonga, you don't have to wonder. You can see the guys lined up at her door, waiting to bang your little darling. Or, at the meager cost of 50 soles ($12 USD), you could invite one of the caballeros to bang your favorite girl on your dime while you stand helplessly outside the door. The cuckold potential is massive.

Another thing about the chongas. I think they have the effect the effect of keeping the price of sex low for the whole city. When you can go bust a nut in a good looking chica for 60 soles, who is going to pay an astronomical price for sex on the street or in a club? Only the wealthy with money to burn. Guys like me who look for quality and value are not going to pay an outrageous amount to get laid. No need to be desperate when you have a cheap and available alternative.

And as far it being disgusting, it is probably more sanitary than your typical first world orgy. Not that I have done that either, but I don't find it nauseating. Bottom line for me is that the economics of it make a lot of sense. The chicas make their money on high volume, and the guys get a lot of variety for a short but hopefully adequate experience at a dirt cheap price. It's not pretty, but neither is a fast food restaurant. But we all still eat the food. So I think I will give the chonga model a try before I leave.

Street Walkers: So after leaving the chongas of LOS Olvidos, I headed to Lince to check out the street walkers. I figured if I wasn't going to get a chonga girl, I at least might contribute to this forum by filling the hole in Tom Jackin's report and investigating the street walker scene. (By the way, zero street walkers around MegaPlaza Norte in the evening. Don't even bother.) I arrived just after 9 pm, which is the time one of the reports on here recommended at the peak hour. I was expecting to find a sidewalk full of chicas at the intersection of Avenida Arequipa and Jose Bernardo Alcedo aggressively cat-calling me like in ol' Santa Fe. Well, to my shock the sidewalks were full! But not with chicas. With police officers!

I can't remember ever seeing so many police officers in a three-block area in my life. At least 25-30 uniformed officers in the area, many in groups of 4-5, at least two on every corner and in the middle of the street. Replete with squad cars with their lights flashing, all the bells and whistles. What was going on? How many had been murdered? Apparently this is just a normal Monday night in Lince.

You would think this massive number of police officers would have deterred me from looking for street walkers. Nope. I circled those three blocks five or six times for 30 minutes, passing the same officers each time. I think I saw a total of ten street walkers in those 30 minutes. They are easy to spot because they are the only women not dressed like they just got out of church. Almost all of them are walking. I only saw one standing against a wall, and she did not seem friendly or interested. Pretty much every time I passed one while walking (the chica walking in the opposite direction as me), there was a police officer standing right next to me. Once I saw two police officers talking to two young 20-ish SWs. They seemed to be scolding them about their activities. I did a quick Google search and confirmed that prostitution outside of the chongas or clubs was not allowed in Lima. I am about 90% sure the police presence was there to deter the SWs and potential customers like me.

But I was undeterred and determined. I kept circling the three block area around and south of Avenida Arequipa and Jose Bernardo Alcedo. I crossed over to the west sidewalk of Avenida Arequipa and crossed paths with a beautiful angel wearing a tight Tommy Hilfiger shirt (which was straining against her full see-Cup chest) and cut off blue jean shorts. We made eye contact and our eyes spoke what our lips did not. She passed by me and I instinctively realized how the game works in Lince. I needed to follow her to a more secluded area where there were fewer police so I could proposition here. That's exactly what I did. She checked over her shoulder to confirm I was following and slowed her walk to encourage me. About a block later, we exchanged introductions. Like a lion on the prowl, I had pursued and caught a sweet little gazelle, and now it was time to find out the cost of dinner.

The young lady was from Venezuela, early 20's with one child. There was a softness and warmth about her that you don't often find on the streets, which is exactly what I was looking for. She would be around an 8 in Colombia but looked like a 9. 5 on the barren streets of Lima. Her opening offers were 150 soles for 30 minutes, 250 soles for an hour, 350 soles for an hour and a half. I found all those offers extremely reasonable and I now have a policy of not countering reasonable offers to reward that behavior deter chicas from doing what they do in Colombia with asking sky high prices. (Nobody wins when the chica asks for too much money; a reasonable guy is not going to pay that amount and even if the chica agrees to the reasonable counter, the service quality goes down because she wanted more. Much better to have them start with the reasonable price and then gladly accept it.) So I gladly agreed to one hour for 250 soles.

A group of police officers were standing in sight on the other side of the road but I am not sure if they were watching us or not. Anyway, I suggest that she go to the hotel first and I would be there about minute after. We went to hotel Genoa. The cost for a six hour rental was 50 soles. Again, very reasonable.

The sex was very, very good. Not quite amazing, because I like girls with a lot of passion and sex drive who genuinely crave sexual pleasure. Most of the Venezuelan girls I have encountered are kind of like Russians of South America. They will not or cannot connect on an emotional level. It was obvious that she liked me, but she never gave me the illusion that she genuinely wanted to have sex with me. She was clearly ambivalent to whether we had sex or not. I went down on her with dental dam protection, but it did nothing for her. The only time I coaxed any type of noticeable pleasure from her was in doggy-style, when she squealed and whimpered while I pounded her from behind.

However, what she lacked in passion, she more than made up for in desire to provide good service. One of the most mood-killing aspects of mongering is having to negotiate every single detail of sex as you go. With this girl, everything was included. She gave me oral with no condom without hesitation. And it was a damn good blowjob, great rhythm and pressure, and she even kept running her lips sideways up and down the front of my shaft like a damn porn star. Hot as F! Missionary, more oral. Doggystyle, more oral. She let me rub her pussy and finger her, again without hesitation and no negotiation. Never asked me when I was going to finish, or said she was tired, or stopped to check her phone. Lord have mercy, why can't they all be like this?

Then after 45 minutes of alternating pussy pounding and blowjobs, I announced that I wanted to cum in her mouth. She immediately nodded in agreement. So I stood at the edge of the bed with my hands on my hips while this stunning young Latina milked my shaft with her mouth and hands. Less than five minutes later, I erupted in her mouth and told her "no pare" while I was cumming (don't stop). She complied and did not so much as even cough as I spewed my load down her throat with her still sucking me in perfect rhythm, while I enjoyed a blissful orgasm. I can't remember the last time I had a girl do that for me. Maybe never? They always cough or gag or split. This girl took it like a baby sucking milk from a bottle. She coaxed every last drop of my cum out of my rod and then ran to the bathroom to spit it out. (I did tell her "muestrame" - show me. But not sure if she heard. I was really pushing it at that point!) Talk about my lucky night! I tipped her 10 soles for the excellent service.

I got her WhatsApp and she is definitely down for seeing me again. If we had any time of emotional connection, I would make her an offer for Toda la noche, but I want to see what else is out there first.

One big thing weighing in my favor is I am pretty much the only gringo on the streets or in the chongos. There might be one other out there, but I haven't run into him. So for these gringo-loving chicas, I'm pretty much the only game in town.

But all in all, the mongering scene here seems quite bleak and I feel very lucky to have had the experience I had last night. If that is as good as it gets for me on this trip, I will leave very satisfied. Either way, I plan to report back later after I try a chonga girl.

[PineTree]

I live in the US but am not a citizen of this country. As a result, binance etc. Don't allow me to set up an account and buy bitcoin to pay the $20.

Is there any other way to pay the money and get access to DM?

I will be in Lima in 4 days and keen to get in touch with Jockey's UTR girls. Thanks.

I just sent a $20 bill in the mail and put paper on either side of it. Maybe put it inside a birthday card or something so that it isn't transparent and the delivery man won't see it.

[MikeHuntHertz]

Hi, could you tell us what SA is?

SA refers to Seeking Arrangement. A sugar daddy / dating website. It is now know as Seeking.com.

[Jockey16]

Hi Mitch,

Unfortunately, as far as I know, there is no way to send Private messages unless you become a member.

If we can't get in touch, hope you have a great time in Lima.

Later.

I live in the US but am not a citizen of this country. As a result, binance etc. Don't allow me to set up an account and buy bitcoin to pay the $20.

Is there any other way to pay the money and get access to DM?

I will be in Lima in 4 days and keen to get in touch with Jockey's UTR girls. Thanks.

[Mitch NY]

After I had screwed up my chances with the hottie, I thought of contacting another chick from SA about my upoming 1-week trip to Arequipa and Colca Canyon. I knew time was not to my advantage, so I contacted chicas with a specific first message that went like " Hi I am _ I am visiting AQP and Colca Canyon from April __ to _ I a looking for a girlfriend to travel with me. I offer USD100/ day, so for a 4 day trip it would be $400. I will also pay for everything else like food and tickets. Are you interested?" Of the 20 ish girls I contacted, 12 responded within the day. And that's how I met the Unicorn.

Unicorn is 23 years old, with a face like Alexandra Dadario (but brown eyes) and just a little bit chubby. However, she was an excellent companion. She spoke perfect English, had white skin, was very affectionate, and liked my cock! She would ride me for eternity until she came, and I was exhausted. But more than that, she was a true GFE. Every morning she would arrange the room, pack / unpack my clothes, wake me with a kiss, and was just superb. She made me feel loved, and I hopefully returned the favor. We stayed at fantastic hotels, ate great food, and laughed all day long with inside jokes.

The sex was great. The highlight of the trip was when at 6:30 am in the morning we went to chachapi hot springs, and with no one around, she sucked me dry in a beautiful public hot spring. This spring was located under a bridge right next to the river -- it was my fantasy come true.

I think she is the unicorn because I could 100% trust her with money and other stuff, and the girlfriend thingy made the sex and intimacy amazing. She was not money minded -- at the end I gave her S / 1500 for a 5-day trip, and bought her a jacket and jeans for about S / 200 more.

Now about Lima and Peru.

USDMXN currency appreciation means that Mexico has become at least 33% more expensive that I am used to. My $100 goes nowhere in Mexico these days, but in Peru it still goes a long way. Not just in Chicas but also hotels restaurants and bars. This means I can travel without worrying about money, and spend lavishly (by my standards). The girls want to please you. They are sweet, non-confrontational most of the time. No gang violence at all makes me feel safer and carefree compared to Colombia or Mxico. And then there is a lot of girls! While they are not as pretty as Colombianas or Mexicanas, they are still pretty and worth spending weeks with. Not to mention that they swoon when you buy them gifts and then spoil you in return.

It is possible to meet normal girls with a little Spanish and some game. Case in point. I had almost got my masseuse as my girlfriend, but she got into last minute "am-I-a-prostitute" mentality and did not take the offer. I ran out of time, otherwise would have charmed her like the freebie.

Back in the states, and back to normal life. I can't wait to return!

Hi, could you tell us what SA is?