Pattaya Reports

[UglyAzzMan]

Update on me.

I got denied entry based on my 2023 record. I did stay a lot.

But come on it was 2023.

2024 I'm limiting myself to under 180 days but immigration lady said she don't give a Fkkk. Get out now.

And you wonder why Thailand isn't making Coin like it used to.

Latest I hear is buy alcohol between 2-5 pm will be allowed.

Is that going to make 1 person say that's why I wasn't going to Thailand.

It's getting Absurd.

[Gabacho]

Hey buddies,

Was in Pattaya last week for four nights. As usual Gents club crawling, TF girls and bargirls were my target. This report is mainly for those who are using ED pills. I use Tadalafil 20 MG to start with and 10 mg on other days. It gave me awesome result on my performance and hassle free. I have good control in my ejaculation. This time I tried TD Pill (Combination of Tadalafil 10 MG and Dapoxetine 30 MG). Dapoxetine will delay ejaculation. I added 10 MG Tadalafil along with it. Friends what happened to me was, I had good erection throughout but failed in ejaculation. So those who having a premature ejaculation, it can be used as a wonderful combination. Otherwise you will end up with a failed mission.

Enjoy mongering.

What pharmacy in Pattaya did you buy it from and how much did it cost?

[David 2]

Where can I go to rent a yatch? I was told go to the docks but I didn't have luck there. I need a boat that holds at least 15 people.

Any help guys?

https://pattayaboathire.com/

[ZeemZima]

Where can I go to rent a yatch? I was told go to the docks but I didn't have luck there. I need a boat that holds at least 15 people.

Any help guys?

[SubCmdr]

Dude if they are too mechanical that's your fault. I don't know what you kids today consider GFE but when I was 30,40 years ago, I had more than one real girlfriend without handing cash over and thus got plenty of GFE, whatever that is or was. Hell I even got married a few times.

As to "GFE" at Thermae, I can only say that as to me, if I want them to piss, wallow, pee and fart while screaming I love you, they do it. Hell l get GFE at Nana.

Go on with your bad self my brother!

You're a regular Rico Strong.

Yeah, what that guy said! LOL!

[SubCmdr]

Wow, I'm curious to hear about your best sexual experience!

What was is like and with who? Details!

My very best sexual experience was with a girl I met here in Pattaya. We shared insane chemistry. Yes, gentlemen (excluding a few of you mother fuckers) it was mutual thing between us.

I was looking for a vacation girl friend. I told her that I wanted to get to know her and that if at the end of the 1 hour interview we did not hit it off that I would give her short time fee and she could be on her way so no risk. There was also not risk for me because I was not doing the interview in a bar so no lady drinks or bottles needed. Although I had the bottles on hand in case there was going to be a little sippin going on.

I met her in the lobby of my building (my favorite one of all time) after her work on a Friday afternoon. I soon as I saw her I knew this was the girl for me. We greeted each other and headed up to my room. Sat on the couch and had a lovely conversation. Time flew by. 1 hour later I told her a deal is a deal. Toldnher to wait a moment while I got her money. She asked: "don't you want to have sex with me?" I told her: "Yes, I do". It was on. Animal like sex with me doing things to her I don't usually do to girls that are not special to me. She enjoyed me. I enjoyed her. Three hours later I had to call it to meet my friends. But I could have stayed with her overnight. I simply don't to that. Gentlemen I was sprung on the kat!

I told her I wanted to see her again on Saturday afternoon. But that she needed to get her nails done. I gave her extra money for that. She asked what color I wanted and I told her fingers and toes red. She left and immediately went to the salon. She sent me pictures of her mani / pedi in progress. Along with a nice picture when everything was finished. Told me she would see me tomorrow at the designated time.

I don't know everything about the girls of Thailand. But I do know it pays to be generous. I still see her to this day. She still gives me the best sex of any of the girls I see to this day. She is my All Time Favorite (ATF).

Not getting into anymore detail than that my brother. Because ATF has The Cmdr sprung on the kat. Done caught feelings for this one. You can find us posted up at the Bus Bar when we go out together. The Bus Bar is my spot. Then we bounce from there. Like we did on this night.

The last time I hit my favorite club: 808 it was a crazy bottle service night where my ATF called in her girl crew for backup for the night and they came running. We all be on the Hip Hop music and we that that table to the right of the of the DJ booth as you enter the club. Gives you a great view of the DJ Booth, stage and overlooks the club. Yes, sometimes this old man be ballin, like a mother fucking pro!

You know I have friends that have never stepped foot in 808. All they do is agogos. Sometime ATF takes me to a Thai Clubs. Her girl crew rolls with us then also. They are high quality independent girls that do not need know it all farangs to buy them 40 drinks. Check out the story because it is like that every time we go out. No, they are not trying to stick it to the rich farang (I'm not rich, I'm poor). I pick up the majority of the costs. I am happy to do so. Things just don't do much for me at this point in my life. It is all about experiences.

Going to a Thai Club is a fraction of the cost of going to a club on Walking Street. Let me give you a comparison. I can fund a night out in Thai club for the cost of one bottle in 808. Yes you read that right.

You can bring your own bottles or you can buy them at the club along with the set ups and food. It's an insane time. Just as much fun as anything on Walking Street, just a different style and at the fraction of the cost. The people are more down to earth, no mother fucking punk ass idiot farangs of a certain type be up in the Thai Clubs ATF be taking me too. We be toasting, shots, sharing drinks with other tables and having so much fun. Hurts so bad the next day, it makes me swear off ever doing it again. Until the next time!

I said it's on by the way, I'm in the zone by the way.
And you can call me Mr. SubCmdr by the way
I did it by the way, I was with it by the way.
I talk it like I did it 'cause I lived it by the way - Young Jeezy.

[Thampi62]

Hey buddies,

Was in Pattaya last week for four nights. As usual Gents club crawling, TF girls and bargirls were my target. This report is mainly for those who are using ED pills. I use Tadalafil 20 MG to start with and 10 mg on other days. It gave me awesome result on my performance and hassle free. I have good control in my ejaculation. This time I tried TD Pill (Combination of Tadalafil 10 MG and Dapoxetine 30 MG). Dapoxetine will delay ejaculation. I added 10 MG Tadalafil along with it. Friends what happened to me was, I had good erection throughout but failed in ejaculation. So those who having a premature ejaculation, it can be used as a wonderful combination. Otherwise you will end up with a failed mission.

Enjoy mongering.

[Member #4838]

Wow, I'm curious to hear about your best sexual experience!

What was is like and with who? Details!

I bet you want all the details you sick FK haha.

[MassageLover81]

I just had the second best sexual experience since I arrived here in the Kingdom of Thailand.

In order of activity: DFK, BBBJ, doggie, Missionary, doggy, Prone Bone, Cowgirl (froggy style), reverse Cowgirl, Missionary, BBBJCIM for an orgasmic finsh that had me convulsing and screaming like a *****. It was a ending worthy of fireworks! My July 4th celebration came early.

I have absolute zero complaints about visiting Thailand

Wow, I'm curious to hear about your best sexual experience!

What was is like and with who? Details!

[SubCmdr]

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[Turgid]

I just had the second best sexual experience since I arrived here in the Kingdom of Thailand.

In order of activity: DFK, BBBJ, doggie, Missionary, doggy, Prone Bone, Cowgirl (froggy style), reverse Cowgirl, Missionary, BBBJCIM for an orgasmic finsh that had me convulsing and screaming like a *****. It was a ending worthy of fireworks! My July 4th celebration came early.

I have absolute zero complaints about visiting Thailand

You're a regular Rico Strong.

[KapnAmerica]

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[SubCmdr]

I just had the second best sexual experience since I arrived here in the Kingdom of Thailand.

In order of activity: DFK, BBBJ, doggie, Missionary, doggy, Prone Bone, Cowgirl (froggy style), reverse Cowgirl, Missionary, BBBJCIM for an orgasmic finsh that had me convulsing and screaming like a *****. It was a ending worthy of fireworks! My July 4th celebration came early.

I have absolute zero complaints about visiting Thailand

[Gabacho]

Do Trojan have a polyurethane condom? Are you sure you are not confusing with Sagami? Yes, Sagami's polyurethanes have broken often of late. I don't know what happened. They used to be unbreakable. I think polyurethane is susceptible to a girl having a stubble around her pussy.

I'm pretty sure they do. It's called Trojan Supra.

[XXL]

Trojan supra break alot. The polyurethane ones. The polyisoproplyne or whatever they are break much less often. In Colombia they are the gold wrapper durex in us they are called skyn. Not sure if they are available in Thailand.

Do Trojan have a polyurethane condom? Are you sure you are not confusing with Sagami? Yes, Sagami's polyurethanes have broken often of late. I don't know what happened. They used to be unbreakable. I think polyurethane is susceptible to a girl having a stubble around her pussy.