Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[EverythingThai]

The forum was now a hotbed of conspiracy and intrigue, fueled by The Oracle's relentless machinations. David continued to manipulate the conversation with his fake profiles, each one meticulously crafted to add layers to the narrative. His latest gambit was to turn the tables on his accusers, accusing them of fabricating stories just as he did.

As "TruthSeeker84," David posted, "Isn't it suspicious that User1234 always has these elaborate stories? Sounds to me like someone has too much time on their hands. ".

"PattayaInsider" backed up the claim. "I've noticed the same thing. User1234's tales are too perfect, too detailed. Almost like they're made up. ".

The forum members, already paranoid from months of The Oracle's manipulations, began to question everything. Even the most genuine posters found themselves under scrutiny. "SherlockBKK," who had been one of the most vocal critics of The Oracle, suddenly found himself in the crosshairs.

"It's curious how SherlockBKK claims to know so much," TruthSeeker84 wrote. "Maybe he's trying to deflect attention from his own fake stories. ".

David then switched to his "PattayaPhantom" profile, sharing an even more outlandish story. "I met SherlockBKK in Pattaya once. He seemed nervous, kept looking over his shoulder. Almost like he had something to hide. ".

The forum exploded. Members who had once banded together to unmask The Oracle now turned on each other, each suspecting the other of deceit. Threads that once discussed nightlife and travel tips were now filled with accusations and counter-accusations.

David reveled in the chaos. He watched as the seeds of doubt he had sown blossomed into full-blown paranoia. He started to weave his characters' accusations into their own backstories, further blurring the lines between reality and fiction.

"PattayaInsider" posted, "I've been here for years, and I've seen many fakes come and go. But none as persistent as SherlockBKK. He's been spreading lies about The Oracle to cover his own tracks. ".

TruthSeeker84 added, "Exactly. He's always quick to point fingers but never offers any proof. Classic deflection. ".

Even long-time forum members who had remained silent on the matter began to voice their doubts. "Maybe we've been too quick to judge The Oracle," one wrote. "What if SherlockBKK has been playing us all along?

As the forum descended further into mistrust, David continued to orchestrate the drama from his dimly lit apartment. He marveled at how easy it was to manipulate people when they had no face-to-face contact, just a screen and a keyboard.

One evening, as the accusations reached a fever pitch, David decided to drop another bombshell. Under his "PattayaPhantom" profile, he claimed to have uncovered a hidden message in SherlockBKK's posts.

"I've done some digging," PattayaPhantom wrote, "and it turns out SherlockBKK has been leaving clues in his stories. They all lead back to him being the real mastermind behind the fake profiles. ".

The revelation sent shockwaves through the forum. Members pored over SherlockBKK's past posts, searching for hidden meanings and connections. SherlockBKK, overwhelmed by the barrage of accusations, struggled to defend himself.

"You're all being manipulated!" he wrote in desperation. "The Oracle is the real faker here. I've been trying to expose him!

But it was too late. The web of lies David had spun was too intricate, too deeply rooted. The forum was now a battlefield of egos and paranoia, with no clear path to the truth.

David leaned back in his chair, satisfied with the mayhem he had created. In his small apartment, far from the bustling streets of Pattaya, he had become a puppet master, controlling the actions and emotions of people thousands of miles away. And as long as the forum existed, so too would The Oracle and his many faces, sowing discord and feeding on the chaos he so expertly crafted.


David, enjoying his role as The Oracle, decided to expand his influence beyond the confines of nightlife and local gossip. He began to position himself as an expert on Thai visas, leveraging his extensive research and knowledge of immigration procedures to present himself as an authority.

Under his original profile, The Oracle, he started a new thread: "The Ultimate Guide to Thai Visas – Ask The Oracle." In his signature boastful style, he wrote, "No one knows the ins and outs of Thai visas better than The Oracle. Ask your questions, and I shall enlighten you."

The thread quickly gained traction. Expats and tourists, confused by the ever-changing visa regulations, flocked to The Oracle for advice. David relished the opportunity to showcase his expertise, meticulously quoting official sources and cross-referencing previous posts.

"Visa runs are a waste of time," he declared in one post. "The Oracle recommends applying for a multiple-entry tourist visa before you even step foot in Thailand. Trust me, it's the only way to avoid the bureaucratic nightmare."

He would often use his other profiles to reinforce his claims. "TruthSeeker84" commented, "I followed The Oracle's advice, and my visa process was smooth as silk. This guy knows what he's talking about!"

"PattayaInsider" chimed in, "I’ve been through the wringer with Thai immigration. If only I’d found The Oracle sooner, I could’ve saved myself a lot of hassle."

To maintain the illusion of credibility, David frequently referenced obscure regulations and niche scenarios. "For those seeking an education visa, don't forget the Ministry of Education’s new rule on school accreditation. The Oracle's got you covered."

His detailed responses and apparent wealth of knowledge drew more users to his thread. Even those who had been skeptical of his nightlife tales found themselves impressed by his understanding of the visa process.

But as The Oracle's fame grew, so did the scrutiny. Experienced expats and forum veterans began to question his credentials. One user, "VisaGuru," challenged him openly. "You claim to know so much about Thai visas, but you never mention your sources. How do we know you’re legit?"

David, unfazed, responded with his usual bravado. "VisaGuru, your ignorance is showing. The Oracle doesn’t need to cite sources; his wisdom is unmatched. But for your peace of mind, here’s a link to the official Thai immigration website. Educate yourself."

Still, the doubters persisted. Sensing a new opportunity to sow discord, David decided to turn the tables once again. Using his multiple profiles, he began to cast doubt on the legitimacy of his accusers.

"PattayaPhantom" posted, "I’ve heard VisaGuru has been giving out false information to sabotage others. Be careful who you trust."

"TruthSeeker84" added, "Exactly. VisaGuru’s so-called expertise has been questioned before. Stick with The Oracle if you want the real deal."

The forum became a battleground of visa advice, with The Oracle’s supporters clashing with his detractors. Every time someone challenged his knowledge, David would meticulously research and craft a response that showcased his supposed expertise.

He even started fabricating stories of users who had followed his advice and thrived. "Thanks to The Oracle, my retirement visa was approved without a hitch," wrote "ExpatDave," another of David’s profiles. "This guy is the real deal."

Despite the growing skepticism, many forum members continued to seek The Oracle’s guidance. His detailed, authoritative posts provided the answers they needed, and his confidence was hard to resist.

In his dimly lit apartment, David reveled in his growing influence. He had become the go-to expert on all things Pattaya, from nightlife to visas. His virtual persona was far more successful and respected than his real self, a lonely man with too much time on his hands.

As The Oracle’s fame spread, David knew he had to stay ahead of the game. He continued to research tirelessly, ensuring his advice remained relevant and accurate. And as long as the forum thrived, so would The Oracle, the enigmatic expat who knew everything about a place he had never set foot in.

[Explorer8939]

T would appear that you are too. Just a different type of slot. LOL.

I resemble that remark!

[SubCmdr]

You wouldn't believe all the ladies who are slot addicts.

T would appear that you are too. Just a different type of slot. LOL.

[SubCmdr]

It is ok Brother Nyezhov. If that is what you need to do in order to calm your nerves I'l be you punching bag to help out with you mental health needs. I can take all the name calling just fine.

As Mr. T (A-Team) used to say: "I pity the fool"!

EverythingThai is funnier and a better writer. No matter what you do or say, you are and always will be an asshat.

Thank you for continuing to read and respond to my work. I have no problem with constructive criticism. Problem is your responses consist of nothing constructive and your criticism is nothing but ad hominem attacks.

[UglyAzzMan]

Is anyone reading the SUBs khrap. LOL. Hahaha.

[Nyezhov]

Here are a few words (don't know if it qualifies as a story) about Edward Tenderfoot (AKA: BBFS /40 Drinks) and Norman Hovhate (AKA: WHWMF). Two 70 year old expats living in Thailand who now occupy their time writing in online forums.

Since neither one can get their dicks up anyone Edward decided to become a fierce critic of anyone who even mentions the word condom in the forum all the while regaling members with stories of lavash spending on drinks, accommodations and prostitutes.

Norman has headed down a different path. He chose to be critical of anyone who disagrees with him in the forum, calling names and engaging in ad hominem attacks when ever he gets the chance. If someone details a personal preference that he disagrees with he is quick to tell them how he is completely happy with the choices he has made and implies or tell them directly that if they don't like the same things that he likes then there must be something wrong with them.

Lately Edward has taken his creative writing up another level. He is now writing long rambling stories of fiction designed to cause everyone else to be as bored in life as he is. Providing all the proof that I need that it isn't very likely that any of the non fiction that he writes has any basis in reality..

EverythingThai is funnier and a better writer. No matter what you do or say, you are and always will be an asshat.

[SubCmdr]

Here are a few words (don't know if it qualifies as a story) about Edward Tenderfoot (AKA: BBFS /40 Drinks) and Norman Hovhate (AKA: WHWMF). Two 70 year old expats living in Thailand who now occupy their time writing in online forums.

Since neither one can get their dicks up anyone Edward decided to become a fierce critic of anyone who even mentions the word condom in the forum all the while regaling members with stories of lavash spending on drinks, accommodations and prostitutes.

Norman has headed down a different path. He chose to be critical of anyone who disagrees with him in the forum, calling names and engaging in ad hominem attacks when ever he gets the chance. If someone details a personal preference that he disagrees with he is quick to tell them how he is completely happy with the choices he has made and implies or tell them directly that if they don't like the same things that he likes then there must be something wrong with them.

Lately Edward has taken his creative writing up another level. He is now writing long rambling stories of fiction designed to cause everyone else to be as bored in life as he is. Providing all the proof that I need that it isn't very likely that any of the non fiction that he writes has any basis in reality.

Personally don't believe either of them exists. I have invited Edward and Norman to come out from behind their computer screens. To stop being Keyboard warriors for just a moment and join me in my favorite spot or their favorite spot. They have declined. Reality would shatter their world view.

That is ok. I understand it. Only girly men behave in such a manner. Hiding behind their computers screens. Passive aggressive words written in safety. Never being willing to look another man in his face and speak strong words to him. Edward and Norman will continue to hide in the shadows. Like the two old man muppets in the peanut gallery.

Of course that just leaves one question: How you like me now? ROTFLMAO.

[SubCmdr]

I see our creative writer is back after a brief hiatus. I skimmed his latest installment of his short story fiction writings. Actually, I wish I could get a refund on my time, having better things to do than indulge in fantasy porn works of fiction. Here we go again LOL!

I said it's on by the way, I'm in the zone by the way
And you can call me Mr. SubCmdr by the way
I did it by the way, I was with it by the way
I talk it like I did it 'cause I lived it by the way - Young Jeezy.

[EverythingThai]

As the days turned into weeks and weeks into months, The Oracle's presence on the forum became increasingly omnipresent. His replies started appearing in threads that had little to do with his original persona. He would inject himself into discussions about the best restaurants, obscure local customs, and even mundane topics like the weather in Pattaya.

"Rainy season? More like a drizzle for The Oracle," he'd boast. "You amateurs wouldn't know real weather if it hit you in the face. ".

One day, a new thread appeared, titled, "The Mystery of The Oracle: Who Is he Really?" The forum buzzed with speculation. Some thought he was a seasoned expat, others believed he was a local with a knack for storytelling. A few even suggested he was a retired private investigator with too much time on his hands.

David, watching the thread grow, couldn't resist the urge to stoke the flames. He created a new profile, "TruthSeeker84," and began posting cryptic messages.

"I've heard rumors The Oracle never leaves his apartment," TruthSeeker84 wrote. "A man with so much time on his hands must be hiding something. ".

Another profile, "PattayaInsider," chimed in. "Word on the street is he's never even been to Thailand. All his stories are fabricated!

David, juggling multiple profiles, crafted an elaborate back-and-forth, each character with their distinct voice and perspective. As the debate raged, he meticulously quoted other posters, dissecting their theories with the same precision he used in his original posts.

"User1234, your logic is flawed," he wrote under the guise of PattayaInsider. "The Oracle's knowledge of Soi 6 can't be gleaned from mere research. It's lived experience. ".

Meanwhile, TruthSeeker84 would counter, "You're naive if you think someone can't learn everything about a place from the internet. Ever heard of Google Maps?

Despite the escalating drama, David's real life remained unchanged. His days were still marked by solitude and the dull hum of his computer. Yet, online, he reveled in the chaos he created, each post a testament to his dual existence.

As the speculation grew wilder, David decided to add another layer to his mystery. Under yet another profile, "PattayaPhantom," he posted a detailed, albeit convoluted, story of a secret encounter with The Oracle himself.

"One stormy night, The Oracle revealed himself to me," PattayaPhantom wrote. "he spoke of his vast knowledge, his unmatched prowess. But there's something he hides. Something dark and secretive. ".

The forum erupted with excitement and confusion. The more David posted, the more tangled the web of his identities became. He played the roles with such conviction that even he sometimes lost track of which persona was speaking.

One particularly astute forum member, "SherlockBKK," began piecing together the clues. "Has anyone noticed the similarities in writing style between TruthSeeker84 and PattayaInsider? Could they be the same person?

David, relishing the challenge, doubled down. He began responding with even more intricacy, quoting multiple posters in a single reply, using different accounts to both support and contradict each other.

"The Oracle has many faces," he wrote as TruthSeeker84. "Perhaps you've encountered more than one without realizing it. ".

In this endless cycle of deception, David found a strange sense of purpose. Though his physical world was confined to a single room, his mind roamed the streets of Pattaya, creating and dismantling realities at will.

The forum, oblivious to the true nature of its enigmatic member, continued to buzz with speculation and intrigue. And in his small apartment, far from the shores of Thailand, David smiled at the chaos he had sown, content in his virtual dominion as The Oracle.

[SubCmdr]

I am right much more than I am wrong. Not a sore loser but you appear to be a bad winner and a frustrated creative writer.

Enjoy your life my man. I most certainly enjoy mine. LOL!

Bus Bar anyone?

Alas, but I am also right about many other things. LOL.

[SubCmdr]

At subCmdr,

I wonder do you ever read back your posts prior to firing them off in an attempt to cut down on the contradictions you constantly make and also to cut down on the fact that you keep making a bigger idiot of yourself.

There are indeed citizens of certain Countries that don't need visas to enter Thailand but they do need 'permission to land and permission to remain'. This status is commonly mixed up and referred to as a visa by the common population in conversation. And 99% of people (you being in the other 1%) can comprehend this concept.

There are then Citizens of other Countries that need a 'visa on arrival' or when travelling from certain destinations Citizens of certain Countries can avail of visa on arrival as opposed to having to do a full visa application.

Then if you are from other certain Countries you'll have to apply for a visa and have it approved prior to travel.

If ever there was a case for the moderator to step in and ban a user from the forum, this is surely it.

Agreed.

Was a sick sick fuck wit, at the bare minimum you should take your post down and make a sincere apology.

You are a wise man!

I am waiting. LOL!

[Explorer8939]

At subCmdr,

I wonder do you ever read back your posts prior to firing them off in an attempt to cut down on the contradictions you constantly make and also to cut down on the fact that you keep making a bigger idiot of yourself.

There are indeed citizens of certain Countries that don't need visas to enter Thailand but they do need 'permission to land and permission to remain'. This status is commonly mixed up and referred to as a visa by the common population in conversation. And 99% of people (you being in the other 1%) can comprehend this concept.

There are then Citizens of other Countries that need a 'visa on arrival' or when travelling from certain destinations Citizens of certain Countries can avail of visa on arrival as opposed to having to do a full visa application.

The term you are grappling with is: "visa exempt".

US citizens do not require a visa for short visits to Thailand. They are visa exempt.

[PgReal]

There is no such thing as needing a visa to enter Thailand nor are VISAS issued on arrival.

According to this guy:

The part that I understand is that you have never been to Thailand

Every time I have entered Thailand, they have stamped my passport and it gives my date of arrival and length of time my VISA is valid.

If you have entered Thailand I want to look in your passport mother fucker. What does it say on the stamp they give you when you enter? If it does not say VISA it means that you have never even entered Thailand.

Stop being a idiot!

At subCmdr,

I wonder do you ever read back your posts prior to firing them off in an attempt to cut down on the contradictions you constantly make and also to cut down on the fact that you keep making a bigger idiot of yourself.

There are indeed citizens of certain Countries that don't need visas to enter Thailand but they do need 'permission to land and permission to remain'. This status is commonly mixed up and referred to as a visa by the common population in conversation. And 99% of people (you being in the other 1%) can comprehend this concept.

There are then Citizens of other Countries that need a 'visa on arrival' or when travelling from certain destinations Citizens of certain Countries can avail of visa on arrival as opposed to having to do a full visa application.

Then if you are from other certain Countries you'll have to apply for a visa and have it approved prior to travel.

[SubCmdr]

EverythingThia are you going to call me a "boy" too?

You have taken the term "Talking to yourself" to an all new level. Very entertaining though.

This is quite rich coming from our keyboard warrior who is frustrated who is really a frustrated created writer of fiction at heart.

On a humid evening in Pattaya, the expat community buzzed with its usual energy. Amid the throng of tourists and locals, there was a peculiar figure known only by his online moniker, "The Oracle. " His real name was David, but few knew that. David lived a life of solitude in a small one-bedroom apartment in a nondescript part of the world, far from the sun-soaked beaches of Thailand.

I find the majority of your posts to be less than entertaining and usually skim through because you are consistent with the following themes:

"I am a mac because I pay enough to get BBFS from prostitutes".

"Prostitutes be on my dick cause I am rich and I show it, bow down".

"I'm too good for Beach Road prostitutes; Those that use them are poor".

"I'm not a mother fucker even though I fuck mothers on a regular basis".

LOL

Play games with your prostitutes Mr. Thai I know everything. I am not the one! Still waiting of for you to back up your strong words via PM with action.

[Nyezhov]

You have taken the term "Talking to yourself" to an all new level. Very entertaining though.

Oracles just spout randomly.