Pattaya Reports

[EverythingThai]

You didn't understand anything. Completely off topic.

Next time avoid reading my posts, move on and keep your long and uninteresting thoughts to yourself. You're wasting your time I don't read them, they bore me.

I apologize if I put you on the spot. I think you can't answer my questions because there is no possible right answer from you, no problem then. If you see where I quoted you regarding your posts about Pattaya, my questions and comments were very clear and not off topic. The fact is that there is no business plan that a Pattaya bar could have that would allow them to make money that would also make you happy and not want to go to Thai Friendly.

As for letting the girls working in Pattaya bars give their contact details out freely to customers that refuse to bar fine so they can hook up later, and save the bar fine I say to you that most guys don't have an issue with getting contact details. Why? because they buy drinks while they are there. Then casually exchange contacts with the lady and go. Then on another random day they make a plan to meet outside the bar.

However, there is no incentive for the bars to allow this and there is no alternative business plan that they could implement that would allow them to make you money and make you happy at the same time I think..................................

Therefore, Thai Friendly is there for you. I don't think Soi 6 is for you mate. IMHO

[Pimpampoumpipo]

I am really curious about what....

You didn't understand anything. Completely off topic.

Next time avoid reading my posts, move on and keep your long and uninteresting thoughts to yourself. You're wasting your time I don't read them, they bore me.

[Gabacho]

I devoured her pussy, for a long, long time, I literally drank her pussy (hoping that Gabacho hadn't been there before). 69, missionary, doggy style and ejaculation, the usual program but with a high degree of excitement. We lay down next to each other while usually I try to get rid of girls ASAP. 10 minutes later I get hard again, I take a condom again telling myself that I'm going to penetrate her a little for fun, nothing more. Except that I was still excited and I came a second time. It hadn't happened to me for years. Like what libido is first and foremost in the head. 1200 + 300 tip.

Yeah bro, I splooged all up inside her punani. I dropped one of my intensely large sunflower lecithin / pygeum loads inside of her no condom. How does it feel to know you were lapping up my cum?8203; Sounds like you enjoyed it brother. Cheers!

[UglyAzzMan]

In my las vegas suite overlooking the Stip. $90 at noight.

Watching Zondo41 at Annie Jack's interview multiple employess. Boy they all Borderline Ugly.

[UglyAzzMan]

The two Korean live streamers who seem to come to Soi 6 every day.

Useless parasites who think they are important because pretty girls pay attention to them.

One day, I will grab their camera and start running. They won't be able to catch me.

The guy on the right Banned me when I told him to buy more drinks bro.

The guy on the left is one of those high spending Koreans we hear about. Drinks only.

[EverythingThai]

Why don't they? They need to get another business plan or everyone will go to Thaifriendly.

I am really curious about what business plan a Pattaya bar could have or implement that did not involve alcohol, lady drinks , and bar fines that would make them good money? I think this is one of the silliest comments I have ever read with all due respect. Honestly, I don't mean to be rude, but you don't make any sense. The only business plan in Pattaya that would eliminate selling customer drinks, lady drinks, and bar fines would be to close the bar and open up a massage parlor.

For the Pattaya bars to change their business model, especially on the 6, they would need to make a constant bar fine that is higher than the lowest at 500-700 and lower than the highest I've seen on the 6, which was 2500 before 9PM. Then they would have to make a rule that ST encounters in the bar's ST rooms are available anytime, but no LT bar fines until after midnight. That would be fair I guess. Maybe a constant bar fine of 1000 Baht after midnight. However, there would still be guys complaining about that business model too.

What's the answer in Pattaya? There is no answer. If you want to fuck a girl or play with girls that prefer bar work or freelancing, you have to play the bar game in most circumstances. Thats why the bars still exist. Some guys prefer to drink and have fun with the girls,. They don't mind paying. Others prefer going with FLs, so they do so because its cheaper and maybe they just don't like the bars. The best part about Pattaya is you can change your strategy at anytime and you will have an option.

1. Girls on beach road.

2. FL's on dating apps.

3. G clubs.

4. Beer bars.

5. Go go bars.

6. Massage parlors.

7. Picking up normal girls in central or at their work.

8. KTVs

9. Clubs on walking street

10. Thai clubs

11. Thai gents clubs with the same model as Bangkok. Yes there are some of those in Pattaya too

I know it's your right to complain and post it here, but if I was a tourist, I would not waste anytime while being in Pattaya. I would be out doing 1-11 every night. Choosing a different strategy depending on my mood and budget for that day.

[EverythingThai]

But then bar and mamasan managers should be able to let girls give their Line if they want to meet customers outside of bar hours. Why don't they? They need to get another business plan or everyone will go to Thaifriendly.

I have never went into a bar on soi 6, bought a few drinks for a girl without bar fining her and then been refused a line ID or the contact of the girl by any manager or momason. However, I suspect if one went inside the bar and started talking to a lady and then asked for her contact details with the intention of leaving without buying any drinks for you or the lady, then you would most likely be refused or the girl would get shit if she gave her details to you.

[Pimpampoumpipo]

Day 13 :

The first question I ask now, and no matter where, after saying "Hello" and juste before to ask "how much ? " is "you boom boom ? " with a smile of course. They understand perfectly the meaning of the question. It may be a bit direct but we are in Pattaya and neither the girls nor I want to waste our time.

Girl of the day (42 years old): Soi Buakhaow bar. I've been seeing her in this bar for at least a year, I had never paid attention to her. And then the day before yesterday I saw her in a super tight mini dress. She instantly turned me on. Looks her age, little chuby but just right, pretty face. So I made an appointment for the day after tomorrow in my room. No problem getting her to give me her Line. Regular messages during these 2 days, she seemed worried that this date was a fake. And then there was this deluge last night when she was supposed to go home with floods in the streets. I suggested she come and spend the night at my place but she took a while to answer me and I fell asleep in the meantime. Too bad because she agreed but I didn't see her reply until I woke up this morning.

I fantasized about her for 2 days. Arrived today, at first I didn't recognize her because she seemed so cute. It's incredible how you can be attracted to someone in a completely irrational way. An effect of pheronomes? I devoured her pussy, for a long, long time, I literally drank her pussy (hoping that Gabacho hadn't been there before). 69, missionary, doggy style and ejaculation, the usual program but with a high degree of excitement. We lay down next to each other while usually I try to get rid of girls ASAP. 10 minutes later I get hard again, I take a condom again telling myself that I'm going to penetrate her a little for fun, nothing more. Except that I was still excited and I came a second time. It hadn't happened to me for years. Like what libido is first and foremost in the head. 1200 + 300 tip.

[SubCmdr]

Nobody here really cares about a bar owner. either.

Good to hear.

As for that guy that got scammed at MOD bar, I don't condone that,

Good to hear.

In the past, I was scammed into buying lady drinks and then told by the girl she only works for drinks. After that, I ask every time if they bar fine.

High quality information gleaned from experience. Thank you for sharing.

The only time I have been a little irritated by Lady Drink bill is when I went to the Kit Kat Lounge in Jomtien. Had a lady sit down with me that didn't want to goto the room because of her period. STRIKE ONE! Then had another lady sit down and didn't want to goto the room because she had an appointment on the way. STRIKE TWO. So I told the girl, I was pissed. She told me to wait she would find a girl that would goto the room. She came back with a girl that met my approval and they sat next to me and did the the clothed threesome thing on the couch both grinding and kissing on me until I could not stand it anymore so I took my girl up to the room. So, I was irritated. But it did not keep me from getting my nut. I still got out of there for less than 2000 THB. And the girl commented on my size. She said it was good. Don't hate on the you know what gentleman.

Never wrote it up. I don't like writing about my experiences here in Pattaya Reports because quality information gets lost in the general back and forth nonsense and personal vendettas.

In Pattaya, we will always have
the guys who pay more and the guys who pay less, In reality, it should all balance out in the end. My two cents worth.

My opinion is that when posting about prices here in Pattaya or anywhere else in ISG comments directed at the individual posting the information because of price itself are inappropriate. This is different from advising people on the range of amounts someone has experience paying for something in a particular venue. My two THB worth!.

[Werqweq]

Not the girls, but the girls who are not hookers.

Used to give her 1000 baht per night as all, before I moved the salary up to $1200 baht / night. Matter of fact, a chick is on the way over now.

I had a bad scare the other night. Met a chick on TF who was beautiful. I went to pick her up and she looked straight drugged the fuck out. I was wondering why she kept telling me to bring 350 baht when I come pick her up. I saw her and said no thanks and drove the fuck off. Her pictures had to be before she got on that shit.

The TF chick coming now, I did meet in person 2 nights ago. Then I left that bird in hand chasing after what turned out to be a crackhead in the Bush.

Salary increase? Good to know for other girls if they're reading ISG that such possibilities exist, I guess. Will motivate them to go that extra mile.

From bird in the hand to chasing a crackhead in the Bush. I had to literary LOL at that one.

[EverythingThai]

Which bars are the Laos girls working at?

The Laos girls mostly work in Soi 6. Why? Because it is very easy for them to blend in. You probably have seen many on the 6, but didn't realize it because you thought they were Thai. I have been here for 15 years and I can normally tell the difference in their look and accent when they speak. You will also find them on TF as well. Some may say Laos right on their profiles, but most won't. Why? Because many are on overstay or they are working illegally. I myself have a long list of Laos girls in my mongering line. Yes, I actually have a line completely designated for mongering separate from my work line and personal line. Then I have another message thread where I send their contacts to myself and add and delete and replace them from my mongering line from there. I am up to about 200 or so Laos girls out of the 1000 plus line contacts I have from over the years. Some ideas for you that have always worked for me are as follows:

1. Hidden amongst the Thai girls in Soi 6. Some bars have 50% Laos girls, but you will never know unless you press it. They will lie to you, as they are working illegally.

2. TF in Pattaya or BKK.

3. Laos girl use WeChat so look in the people nearby feature and there country of origin is actually listed on their profile. I find many like this.

4. They go to the clubs on WS if they are legal.

5. Many are woking in Myth bar complex mixed in with the Thai girls, same as in Soi 6.

6. They work in the street food markets serving food because they get their MOU from the shop owner. Pick them up there and take them out after work.

7. Many work in salons and nail shops. Same as above number 6.

8. Tinder in Bangkok or Pattaya.

9. Tinder passport to Vientiane Laos as they often show a location in Laos, even when they are in Thailand. Or they will be coming soon, so you can make the plan with them.

10. TF search in Vientiane Laos as they often show a location in Laos, even when they are in Thailand. Or they will be coming soon so you can make a plan to meet them in TH.

Why do I know this? I love Laos girls. I go to Laos every chance I get. Why do I love these girls? They appreciate everything you give them and never complain. They never insist on condoms with me. They generally have whiter skin, which is what I prefer. Believe it or not with all the mongering I do, I also have a live in Laos GF that works in a nail salon who is 22. I am 54. She sleeps at work above the shop and only comes home on her days off. Get the point?

Hope this helps mate.

[EverythingThai]

The two Korean live streamers who seem to come to Soi 6 every day.

Useless parasites who think they are important because pretty girls pay attention to them.

One day, I will grab their camera and start running. They won't be able to catch me.

Look on the bright side. While they are in the bar buying drinks, they aren't walking up and down the soi filming everyone. The girl on the left is a little fire cracker though. She was just my style too when I fucked her 6 months ago.

[EverythingThai]

Another 2 appointments with Thayfriendly made the day before that failed. In addition they don't even warn that they won't come. I don't care if they don't come but at least they should warn !

My perspective on Pattaya FLs not showing up for an appointment. If you make an appointment in advance of the day, consider it tentative until you confirm the day of. Better yet, get on TF the morning of and contact your short list of girls. The first one that agrees to meet is your target. Wait! You need a back up. Wait! What if you schedule one in and a better one confirms after? Wait! What if the night before you have a great time with your LT over night and decide it's better to keep her then go with your appointment? Wait! What if you meet a farm fresh newbie working part time at 7/11 that you can fuck for free? Then what do you do with your scheduled appointment? Wait! What if your scheduled girl met another punter the night before that wants to keep her for the week for 25 K baht?

I think you get the point right. In Pattaya, don't plan anything! Go with the flow. Sometimes plans work out and sometimes they don't. Just like Sub, I too have never had a lady cancel on me. Why? Because I don't make any plans. I log onto Thai Friendly with my premium account or dive into to my 1000 and growing Thai lady line ID collection, choose a girl, make the plan to come to my condo immediately meaning as soon as we finish chatting she comes right over and that's it.

[EverythingThai]

I don't give a fuck about a bar owner. I am a consumer. My job is to get the most value for my money. If a bar owner cannot figure out a system to make money with their bar the the rules of capitalism says they should go bankrupt. That space can be used by someone who understands the market better and produced profit.

Why all this concern for bar owners? I don't get it. Just because others posting up in her are friends with bar owners and get special benefits, therefore they shill for bar owners. I am not one of those people. I see the motivation of those people. And I don't pay attention to what those people have to say about the poor bar owners. Nah, I don't give a fuck about a bar owner. Anyone who does not own a bar shouldn't either. Unless they are comfortable giving their money to a business that does not deserve it.

I have decided to reply to all your posts about be and the ones indirectly all in one shot. After which, I won't comment again and will just continue posting my reports. Nobody here really cares about a bar owner. either. People are only saying that if a customer complains about the bar fine, complains about buying lady drinks, then it's common sense that they will not go to that bar. Then, said bar will not have customers and close. If any bar in Pattaya does not sell drinks, they will go broke and close. Bars have many different revenue streams in Pattaya as follows:

1. Customer drinks.

2. Lady drinks.

3. Short time room for customers inside the bar.

4 Bar fine for the customer to take the lady outside the bar. ST and LT.

Eliminate 2 and 4 and the bar will close. There is no girly bar that can pay rent, salary for every girl, a salary for a manager, commission for the agency to find the ladies to work in the bar, and drink commissions or bonus's for the girls if 2 and 4 are eliminated. Then on top of all that, you want to take the girl out of the bar before 9 PM and only pay a 500 baht bar fine. Then you will see Soi 6 bars at midnight with no girls. This business model just does not work. Them what?

No more bars on soi 6 for us.

Conclusion? The type of customers need to be balanced. That way the bar makes money, the girls make money and all the customers are happy. How to keep every customer happy? Bring the bar fine down to 1000 baht right across the board no matter what time it is. Make sure the managers don't make their own rules, such as a minimum lady drink order if you want to bar fine LT. It would be much better to just say, no girls can bar fine LT.

As for that guy that got scammed at MOD bar, I don't condone that, but if none of the girls are making their drink quotas, they need to stay in the bar. Therefore, the girls and the managers pretend there is a minimum lady drink order required for all LT bar fines. Or the lady will quote a very high LT rate. It's the game. They do it because they don't really want to go or the bar does not want them to go. However, it would be much better if they said just a simple 'no" I can't go because I need to make my drink quota first. End of story. Then the customer can decide if they will buy the drinks or just walk away. Now, back to that guy. He fell for their game at Mod's bar. Did he lose his shirt? No. Was the scam so outrageous that it deserved the response that he gave? No it was not. However, that's my opinion. His and yours are different. So be it! We have all been there at one point in time or another. In the past, I was scammed into buying lady drinks and then told by the girl she only works for drinks. After that, I ask every time if they bar fine. Then no period stories and so on. If I forget to ask, it's my own fault, not the bar.

End of story.

In Pattaya, we will always have the guys who pay more and the guys who pay less, In reality, it should all balance out in the end. My two cents worth.

ON a side note, you really need to relax mate. When we give our opinions on here, such as beach road girls are all crack hoes, it's our opinion. I will never go with a beach road girl or fuck one, even with your dick. Thats just me. If you want to go, that's your business. I won't. Do I care that you will go? No!. But I am free to say why I won't go and I am free to warn others just like you are free to say that you feel these beach road girls are ok. I have clients who have been royally fucked over by these girls. Therefore, I am not just blowing smoke. Anyways, I humbly request you not to be so antagonistic in your reports. I do love your reports though once I weed out the other nonsense.

About my reports, I don't focus on the price. Why? Because we all know where that leads right. I focus on the quality of service and the talent. I may or may not mention what I paid. I focus on my strategy. Then the guys can gauge the ladies and the bar based on experience and whether or not the girls give good service and what type of service is available and if they are hot or not.

Now, If you decide to copy and paste bits and pieces of what I say and quote me out of context, so be it. I really don't care. I will continue to report in my own way just as you will probably continue to report in your own way. However, know this. It's not a competition. Some guys will appreciate our reports and some will skip over them.

Just like Pattaya has many options for everyone, so does this forum.

Peace out.

[Mr Enternational]

If you go to Soi Chaiyapoon, you would be hard-pressed to find a bar that didn't have Laotians or Cambodians. But they don't walk around with placards advertising their nationality. And they will speak Thai.

The difference between a Laotians and a girl from Isaan is like the difference between someone from South Dakota and North Dakota.

Here is a Laos bone from Thai Friendly. Last night there was also a Filipina chick on there talking about she is in town freelancing but she charges more than Thai hookers. Do not know what her price was but it is not like I have not been to PI 1 million times, so she is no delicacy for me. If she comes here, she is getting the same payment as the locals.