Pattaya Reports

[Explorer8939]

Dude I live in fantasy land, sorry you aren't here to share the fun of SE Asia.

ThaiGoodTimes lives in Phuket, I have seen him there.

[Nyezhov]

Not here to share the fun of SE Asia?

Intriguing.

Duuuuuude, one would suggest you take off the VR glasses and perhaps educate yourself a little before you comment and make such a fool of yourself.

I do live in SE Asia, Thailand, Phuket, to be exact and have for some time, and oh yeah, I consider that I live in reality, not fantasy.

When I post, I post something of value, and yes I will exchange comments, even banter with those worthy of it.

I side a simple question, requesting a clarification by Satyob.

Of course I anticipated the trolls might respond, as UAM did.

Your light hearted banter then did give me a giggle, tho your continued commentary has not.

It seems that perhaps I have misjudged you, and that you like the other one live in your mum's basement probably right next door to UAM.

Well you silly ****, why don't you review my post history and then go back to the light hearted banter you giggled at before you started your flame war.

UAM isn't a troll, he is a fixture and if you don't know who he is, o well. Far more valuable to this Board than many others who clog it up. At least he is funny and doesn't present himself as a know it all about life.

You should probably put me on ignore that way I won't offend you. Ill let the "troll" comment directed at me slide this time.

[UglyAzzMan]

Not here to share the fun of SE Asia?

Intriguing.

Duuuuuude, one would suggest you take off the VR glasses and perhaps educate yourself a little before you comment and make such a fool of yourself.

I do live in SE Asia, Thailand, Phuket, to be exact and have for some time, and oh yeah, I consider that I live in reality, not fantasy.

When I post, I post something of value, and yes I will exchange comments, even banter with those worthy of it.

I side a simple question, requesting a clarification by Satyob.

Of course I anticipated the trolls might respond, as UAM did.

Your light hearted banter then did give me a giggle, tho your continued commentary has not.

It seems that perhaps I have misjudged you, and that you like the other one live in your mum's basement probably right next door to UAM.

Why would you expect pushback for asking a Random Indian about a Random Online Hottie.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Dude I live in fantasy land, sorry you aren't here to share the fun of SE Asia.

Not here to share the fun of SE Asia?

Intriguing.

Duuuuuude, one would suggest you take off the VR glasses and perhaps educate yourself a little before you comment and make such a fool of yourself.

I do live in SE Asia, Thailand, Phuket, to be exact and have for some time, and oh yeah, I consider that I live in reality, not fantasy.

When I post, I post something of value, and yes I will exchange comments, even banter with those worthy of it.

I side a simple question, requesting a clarification by Satyob.

Of course I anticipated the trolls might respond, as UAM did.

Your light hearted banter then did give me a giggle, tho your continued commentary has not.

It seems that perhaps I have misjudged you, and that you like the other one live in your mum's basement probably right next door to UAM.

[LittleBigMan]

Before you laugh at me, saying there is a place around every corner, please here me out.

I am coming to Pattaya for a few days, with someone who is just looking to get a massage. I want an upscale experience with a happy ending. Is there an establishment in Pattaya that provides that?

Thank you.

Not laughing, I've been here Pattaya 20 years self program Massage King LOL, " upscale with looks " never say never but it is going to be very tough.

[Max Payload]

Before you laugh at me, saying there is a place around every corner, please here me out.

I am coming to Pattaya for a few days, with someone who is just looking to get a massage. I want an upscale experience with a happy ending. Is there an establishment in Pattaya that provides that?

Thank you.

[Nyezhov]

Take your hand off it Nyezhov, let her wank you for a while, it might help you relax more and get a grip on reality.

After all, you don't want to end up ignored like UAM.

Dude I live in fantasy land, sorry you aren't here to share the fun of SE Asia.

[Intrepid123]

In a recent venture I tried a few places in Soi Bongkot, the first one I tried was a very new one that I forgot the name, but it's the one at the end of the Soi next to LE Carre Blanc.

The place is very tidy and everything look brand new, but as most places in that area the issue is the lack of talent.

The 2 decent looking ones were with customers and I was approach by a very unattractive lady in her mid 30's. The problem is that they're not only very ordinary looking, but they also lack any skills, makeup or provocative clothing.

One of them asked me if I could buy her a drink. So I replied: "I only buy drinks for ladies wearing G-string". She had very ugly huge grandma underpants. And by the time I said that the other customer left so I pointed at the lady that was with him and bought her a drink.

Her name was Tok Tak. Despite her age (40) and not having a pretty face she was wearing the sluttiest fishnet with g-string set, her nipples were piercing through the fishnet as well. As soon as I bought her a drink she flashed her shaved pussy too. I told that first lady that this is what she should be doing to make money. Give customers a reason to spend. But she said she can't wear that because she is shy.

This is the problem with many Pattaya ladies of the current working force. Especially in hands on GCs like this place. They're already often old and / or fat, they can't afford to by shy on top of everything.

Anyways, Tok Tak was very promising, dick grabbing, let me touch her all I wanted, said she can do anything but anal. If she said yes to that I'd probably give her a go, but I'm sure she would be able to please regardless.

I tried then a few more places. Amsterdam, Club 4, Purple, Tiger. They were all similar with 5-10 ladies each but only 10-20% slutty (dressed well, determined to get hands on) options in each bar.

[UglyAzzMan]

Some people take their Prostitoots way too serious.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

You just ruined what could have been a fantastic Oscar winning movie.

Take your hand off it Nyezhov, let her wank you for a while, it might help you relax more and get a grip on reality.

After all, you don't want to end up ignored like UAM.

[Nyezhov]

Thanks HorseTrader, I ignore all commentary from trolls like UAM or whatever his current variant may be.

As to my reason Nzeyhov, I was intrigued to see what Satyob considered great, given he had already shared the IG name I tried to look it up, only to find the name was wrong or incomplete.

Hence I asked for the correct name.

But like many things, having writ (typed), I have moved on.

You just ruined what could have been a fantastic Oscar winning movie.

[Rajnath]

Don't you find it odd a Poster who knows everything is asking info for a Random provider. Esp from an E ast Asia resident.

Why is it odd?

He could have been looking for her for a variety of reasons other than a desire to shove his bologna into her juicy quim. Maybe she ripped him off or gave him some disease that turned his dick black thereby ruining his chances to ever get a quality hooker again and he wanted to have a conversation with her about her hygiene.

Or could it be love? Even the hardened hearts of the gutter crawling scum like us that frequent this board can be softened by the right woman. Was this the one for him? Did they have a spat and she said she was going back to Lao and now he's looking for her again? Are we looking at the beginnings of a romance for the ages, long lost love first met in a blowjob bar reunited after banging multiple Indian dudes? This could be a tearjerker!

I can confirm blowjob theory. I was one of Indian dudes 555.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Perhaps it is odd, but I'd be happy to share any information in my possession with a good contributor such as ThaiGoodTimes.

Thanks HorseTrader, I ignore all commentary from trolls like UAM or whatever his current variant may be.

As to my reason Nzeyhov, I was intrigued to see what Satyob considered great, given he had already shared the IG name I tried to look it up, only to find the name was wrong or incomplete.

Hence I asked for the correct name.

But like many things, having writ (typed), I have moved on.

[Nyezhov]

Don't you find it odd a Poster who knows everything is asking info for a Random provider. Esp from an E ast Asia resident.

He could have been looking for her for a variety of reasons other than a desire to shove his bologna into her juicy quim. Maybe she ripped him off or gave him some disease that turned his dick black thereby ruining his chances to ever get a quality hooker again and he wanted to have a conversation with her about her hygiene.

Or could it be love? Even the hardened hearts of the gutter crawling scum like us that frequent this board can be softened by the right woman. Was this the one for him? Did they have a spat and she said she was going back to Lao and now he's looking for her again? Are we looking at the beginnings of a romance for the ages, long lost love first met in a blowjob bar reunited after banging multiple Indian dudes? This could be a tearjerker!

[HorseTrader]

Don't you find it odd a Poster who knows everything is asking info for a Random provider. Esp from an E ast Asia resident.

Perhaps it is odd, but I'd be happy to share any information in my possession with a good contributor such as ThaiGoodTimes.