Pattaya Reports

[Vivphab]

Thanks Subcmdr,

Thanks for sharing your insight. Your concept of COP is really different view of mongering game.

I too agree with you that this forum is for sharing the information useful for brothers and to enjoy some new experiences.

I will share my experience.

Regards,

Viv.

If you don't want to pay a bar fine, then you have to avoid taking a girl out of a venue where she is working. It is really that simple. Here is how you do it:

Beach Road

I call them the Princesses standing under the Palm Trees. Others refer to it as The Coconut Bar. Whatever reference you use these girls are freelancers. Which means no bar fine. I personally don't take them to my room. I take them to short time rooms. Just so happen they stand near one.

Naughty Massage Places

You can get a massage for the stated price (oil) and then at the end a happy ending.

Gentlemans Clubs/On Premise Bars

I write about these extensively. They have rooms where you can take the girl for short time. Now, you still have to pay the room fee. You can consider that a bar fine of sorts but it isn't. You are paying for a service. Because you don't have to pay the fee to bar fine the girl in order to take her out.

I think people get it twisted!

If you don't like to buy lady drinks or pay bar fines there are ways around them. Personally, I usually don't bar fine girls. But I have exceptions that where I will in order to go party with a girl. Because the one thing that bar girls have over all other girls, they know how to party! If you build a relationship you can take them out to party with you and they may not charge you anything you are buying drinks or bottles and pouring them up. Every girl may be crazy about a sharp dressed man, but they love a man willing to spend some money on them to give them a good time.

I have a Soi 6 girl that will come to me after her shift. I have bar girls that will come to me after their shift. There are ways around bar fine. But if you want to take full advantage of the amenities that the venue offers you then you need to pay. I suggest that you focus on getting the experiences that you want regardless of the price. That is what is important to me.

It is ok to seek value for your money or to be running on a tight budget. Just know that you do not goto a venue in order simply to hire a prostitute. You are going to a venue in order to enjoy the atmosphere and amenities of the specific venue you visit.

I have to admit that initially I did not understand the concepts that I am sharing with you here today. When I first got here it was all about the absolute lowest Cost per Orgasm (CPO) I could get. Over time I have learned that what is really important is to get the best experience for you for your money. The best value may not be the absolute lowest price. This is how my perception of Pattaya has changed and evolved. This has happened because I have tried every different type of venue where you can hire a prostitute in Pattaya. The one exception is soppy massage and sources where you need to speak Thai. This exploration has opened my eyes. I have never had so much fun spending so much money. I have never felt ripped of ever!

I was in three different venues last night I don't even know if I will bother to write them up. Personally I am irritated that individuals who don't ever post any real information on having sex with girls seem to clog up the Pattaya Reports thread. Why do they do this? I don't know. But it makes it hard for people who actually want information on venues and methods of accomplishing things in Pattaya to sift through all the Male Bovine Excrement that gets posted as if it is an actual useful report.

Threesomes

Here is a teaser of more information to come: Club Exite The girls will point out their favorite partner or will ask whomever you want to see if they are willing to join the party.

Further details to follow in the User Blog: Pattaya Gentlemans Clubs. A place where I write up my extensive adventures in venues here in Pattaya. That way they do not get drowned in all them Male Bovine Excrement that gets posted in Pattaya That is why you don't see a lot of posts from me here. It is ok if you did not find anything useful about having sex with girls here in this post. I am not perfect, just doing my best. But I will put my posting history of factual information up against any of my critics. We all knows it is not the critic that counts. It is the man in the arena.

This is a Pattaya Report. I will now visit this Club based on the actual useful information provided.

Thank you LittleBigMan

[SubCmdr]

Yes bro, You are correct. I am low on budget. Want to get maximum with less. Viv.

If you don't want to pay a bar fine, then you have to avoid taking a girl out of a venue where she is working. It is really that simple. Here is how you do it:

Beach Road

I call them the Princesses standing under the Palm Trees. Others refer to it as The Coconut Bar. Whatever reference you use these girls are freelancers. Which means no bar fine. I personally don't take them to my room. I take them to short time rooms. Just so happen they stand near one.

Naughty Massage Places

You can get a massage for the stated price (oil) and then at the end a happy ending.

Gentlemans Clubs/On Premise Bars

I write about these extensively. They have rooms where you can take the girl for short time. Now, you still have to pay the room fee. You can consider that a bar fine of sorts but it isn't. You are paying for a service. Because you don't have to pay the fee to bar fine the girl in order to take her out.

I think people get it twisted!

If you don't like to buy lady drinks or pay bar fines there are ways around them. Personally, I usually don't bar fine girls. But I have exceptions that where I will in order to go party with a girl. Because the one thing that bar girls have over all other girls, they know how to party! If you build a relationship you can take them out to party with you and they may not charge you anything you are buying drinks or bottles and pouring them up. Every girl may be crazy about a sharp dressed man, but they love a man willing to spend some money on them to give them a good time.

I have a Soi 6 girl that will come to me after her shift. I have bar girls that will come to me after their shift. There are ways around bar fine. But if you want to take full advantage of the amenities that the venue offers you then you need to pay. I suggest that you focus on getting the experiences that you want regardless of the price. That is what is important to me.

It is ok to seek value for your money or to be running on a tight budget. Just know that you do not goto a venue in order simply to hire a prostitute. You are going to a venue in order to enjoy the atmosphere and amenities of the specific venue you visit.

I have to admit that initially I did not understand the concepts that I am sharing with you here today. When I first got here it was all about the absolute lowest Cost per Orgasm (CPO) I could get. Over time I have learned that what is really important is to get the best experience for you for your money. The best value may not be the absolute lowest price. This is how my perception of Pattaya has changed and evolved. This has happened because I have tried every different type of venue where you can hire a prostitute in Pattaya. The one exception is soppy massage and sources where you need to speak Thai. This exploration has opened my eyes. I have never had so much fun spending so much money. I have never felt ripped of ever!

I was in three different venues last night I don't even know if I will bother to write them up. Personally I am irritated that individuals who don't ever post any real information on having sex with girls seem to clog up the Pattaya Reports thread. Why do they do this? I don't know. But it makes it hard for people who actually want information on venues and methods of accomplishing things in Pattaya to sift through all the Male Bovine Excrement that gets posted as if it is an actual useful report.

Threesomes

Here is a teaser of more information to come: Club Exite The girls will point out their favorite partner or will ask whomever you want to see if they are willing to join the party.

Further details to follow in the User Blog: Pattaya Gentlemans Clubs. A place where I write up my extensive adventures in venues here in Pattaya. That way they do not get drowned in all them Male Bovine Excrement that gets posted in Pattaya That is why you don't see a lot of posts from me here. It is ok if you did not find anything useful about having sex with girls here in this post. I am not perfect, just doing my best. But I will put my posting history of factual information up against any of my critics. We all knows it is not the critic that counts. It is the man in the arena.

I went by MM, Darkside on Wednesday around 3:30, did a good job renovation quality material used very nice. Set up inside very different bright and spacious compare to Pothole.

Owner / manager? Very customer service oriented only drawback for me no ST room. I'm not a behind the curtain guy currently soft opening told big opening this Sat 2nd.

This is a Pattaya Report. I will now visit this Club based on the actual useful information provided.

Thank you LittleBigMan

[AlgoCreeper4]

Left Siam Siam around 6 pm and fought my way down soi 6 to Roxy bad to have round 2 with old faithful. The girls were out in force and they are strong. Saw my girl having snacks in the back! She comes over to sit with me and I start buying her racks of tequila, bought a drink for mama San as well and she was giving me drinks. I find the tequila drinking ladies are much more frisky than the apple juice drinking ones. About 30 shots later we made the walk back. She doesn't like to taxi for somewhere that close. When I was here in Marc the first girl I barfined was on her phone half the time-this girl left her phone at the bar both times. Much better service. So I rinse off in the shower and she's already started with her vibrator. I cuddle next to her for a while as she squirts 2-3 times pretty high. I just can't believe how much comes out. She keeps the toy on her clit while we're fucking. While in mish water keeps splashing all over my chest. After I finish she takes a good 2 HR nap and I walk her back to soi 6 . Bedsheets and towels are all soaked 2 days in a row. My apologies to the staff at Siam Siam.

[LittleBigMan]

Spent some time in Maggie Mays today. Some of the top tier ladies weren't there, but there were still plenty of ladies.

Apparently, there is a new manager there, but he has an accent from Newcastle that I have trouble understanding.

Lots of nudity in the bar, if you have time and money, you can have a lot of fun.

I went by MM, Darkside on Wednesday around 3:30, did a good job renovation quality material used very nice. Set up inside very different bright and spacious compare to Pothole.

Owner / manager? Very customer service oriented only drawback for me no ST room. I'm not a behind the curtain guy currently soft opening told big opening this Sat 2nd.

[Turgid]

...... As she was riding me cowgirl she pulls out and squirted all over my face.......

Did you return the favor?

[Vivphab]

Looking for a threesome and worrying about the cost of a barfine. Got it.

Yes bro,

You are correct. I am low on budget. Want to get maximum with less.

Viv.

[Nyezhov]

Hi friends,

I want to experience threesome. Where to find the hot girls to do that other than bars, clubs to save on barfine.

Thanks.

Viv.

Looking for a threesome and worrying about the cost of a barfine. Got it.

[SubCmdr]

Everything Thai,

How many of us have posted about threesomes in Pattaya? Why do we post if individuals are not going to read and learn from the information we provide.

Hi friends,

I want to experience threesome. Where to find the hot girls to do that other than bars, clubs to save on barfine.

Thanks.

Viv.

Everybody has their definition of hot. But you are not going to get top talent or experience if you have alligator arms. If you can do a threesome for 5000 THB you are at average price. If you can do one for 2500 you are doing excellent.

How?

Beach Road; Set it up in the bar or gentleman's club (on premises) with two girls that are into it and like each other; Thai Friendly; Four hand massage in a naughty massage place (on premises). This is not brain surgery. LOL!

Just a suggestion: RTMFF Vivphab and learn something!

[Vivphab]

Hi friends,

I want to experience threesome. Where to find the hot girls to do that other than bars, clubs to save on barfine.

Thanks.

Viv.

[SubCmdr]

How much should I plan to spend for a three-hour party like that?

Up to you!

For the individuals calling me cheap, I wish they were there to pick up my bar bill: 6700.

6700 THB does not include behind the curtain activities.

Here is what you could do. Rack of Tequila is: 800 THB. You buy five and get six. You can figure a rack of Tequila for each girl every hour. Then you just have your drinks and random LD like for the third girl who tries to join you or manasan.

When I go out (rarely) I go out to have fun. So I have an overall budget for the night and I just keep track of my bill until I have had enough fun or I run out of money. Which ever comes first.

[AlgoCreeper4]

2 things I was considering from night 2. #1 , and I briefly mentioned it, kinda weird having security and drink staff like right next to you the whole time at pinup-maybe because they sat me in the front row idk. Can you ask to not sit there? Bug again the lineup was holy shite hot girls. 2 staged full. But they aren't really making eye contact with customers or appearing to be having fun. #2 after walking home down beach road at around 10 ish I was kinda surprised by some of the beach road freelancers- last time it was pretty scary, but this there were some half way hot ones. So today I came back from Xanadu beach hotel after a one night stay. Not the best but right on Samae beach. Wicked ass thunder as loud as I've heard last night about 2-3 am. Check into Siam Siam for my last 4 nights. My first time here was only 5 days, I was obsessed with meeting her- the short cute girl at Roxy bar. She was busy and of off work. So for the first half of my trip this time I been trying to meet her / day off. Finally today I head down at 5 pm she's there. With customers. Looked like they were just bee hopping so I waited an hour and went back. Finally, after 2 trips to Thailand I got to see her! And wow. I'm so happy I was persistent and waited and went back. The bar fine at Roxy for 2 hours was 1000 baht. As she was riding me cowgirl she pulls out and squirted all over my face. I've only seen this in videos. Holy shit. Definitely hoping for round two with this one.

[Shoam]

Now I have not been around as long as some of the dinosaurs spouting their dinosaur excrement about me being a new poster. FYI, I have been here in Pattaya 024/007/365 for the last 15 months.


Although this is just my second high season last year I did not experience a single problem when it came to finding girls the entire time I have been here. Girl shortage my ass! Girls are turning 18 all over Thailand. A small portion of those girls are going to what girls have been doing for years which it seek out riches in the bright lights of the big city (CockBang) or the beach party time known as Pattaya.

Just because YOU cannot find the girls of your preference does not mean there is a girl shortage per se. I just means that you are personally experiencing a girl shortage based on narrow requirements you have established in order to find a prospective girl that you wish to hire as your prostitute.

I was in Maggie Mays (Soi Pothole) yesterday afternoon. The three girls (3) that I found attractive were all taken. That did not mean that Maggie Mays is a poor location or needs more girls. Club Fate was off the the chain. 20 girls up in the place and most of them were occupied most of the night. I had two of them with me for the entire time I was there (three hours) and a third often times trying to crash my threesome party on the couch. That is what happens when you are: Ballin like a (compound profanity redacted) pro and making it rain Tequila into the girls mouths so that they stay with you and naked the entire time. Girls notice who is making it rain and who got alligator arms and they behave accordingly. I have zero sympathy for those screaming about inflation and not being able to compete with the Japanese, Koreans and Chinese. Easy solution, pull your walled out and spend some money.

To my boy who introduced me to that location much appreciation and respect. It was an epic night!

How much should I plan to spend for a three-hour party like that?

[Explorer8939]

Spent some time in Maggie Mays today. Some of the top tier ladies weren't there, but there were still plenty of ladies.

Apparently, there is a new manager there, but he has an accent from Newcastle that I have trouble understanding.

Lots of nudity in the bar, if you have time and money, you can have a lot of fun.

[EverythingThai]

How many of the weekend farangs are Bangkok expats do you think?

It was a Monday night and I ran into an old friend from BKK on a day trip to Pattaya as well. Therefore, I would say there are quite a few.

[EverythingThai]

Maggie Mays Soi Pothole.

The night started at 3 PM. For anyone that follows some of the ISG drama, there was no sign of Pimple Pee Pee who already agreed to meet. The line up on this day was about 20, but not a good day for quality. It varies from day to day here. The place is now renovated, but for some reason, the bar is still the center of attention. I grabbed the best looking girl as soon as I arrived. Stayed here for about 3 hours shooting the shit with Sub and some of the other expats that were there, while at the same time playing with the girls tits and ass as we drank together. If you buy a rack of tequila, the girls get naked. However, the other girl that was nice was busy so at 6 PM we decided to move on.

Cheap Charlie's.

Stopped in here for a quick bite before moving on to the next bar. I must say the prices are so cheap here. Cheeseburger with fries and coleslaw 159 baht. However, as for the quality of the food, garbage is the only word that comes to mind. If you are drunk, it will fill your belly and that's it.

Cat House.

Stopped in here next. There were 3 ladies working here. Out of the three one was hot, one was ok, and one was ugly. All three slim though. This club is beautiful with red velvet seating and a really cool and luxurious vibe. However, not one customer and no music playing. We didn't stay.

Club Fate.

Sure fire place for outright dirty action. Sat down and the three of us chose 1 girl each and the drinks started flowing. Fucking around with the girls making out, feeling tits and ass and so on. Buzzin bar crawl came in and we got free shots. Then sub all of a sudden disappeared behind a curtain with his girl and about an hour later comes out with a big grin on his face. More drinks and more groping and making out and it was my turn. Off to the ST room for me. The rooms are huge and very nice. Great session 1500 baht plus the room plus tip. Wonderful girl. I then returned to the table to Sub with 2 or 3 naked girls all over him. It was like a gang bang with sub as the lone gunmen. My other friend had gotten extremely lucky and bagged the hottest girl in the place. However for some reason he never took her. But they were having a lot of fun fucking around. She was not there when I left for my session. It seems Club Fate now allows freelancers to work there and they come in around 10 PM. Fate opens at 6 and closes lates, where other gents clubs often close a midnight. I will remember thus for next time and come later.

Solo mission.

Left club fate to explore before getting my ride back to BKK, but ended up back in Maggie Mays Pothole.

Maggie Mays again.

Went back as I had to have the girl from here earlier. Took her to the ST room upstairs and busted make 2nd nut. Had to have that ass from before. 1500 plus room and tip.

After this, I checked out many places such as Wet 69, many places on LK metro, such as Unreal bar and kink, but I was not feeling it. LK metro seems very slow with many girls and no customers.

Lucky Nana Bar myth complex

I ended up in Lucky Nana bar after checking out Smile Bar and Sexy bar. Rang the bell for the crew there and ended up taking one to a ST room. 1500 plus tip for a drunk session in a ST room. I don't know how I busted this third nut lol, but I managed. Soi Bukao and tree town were also really dead with no punters and lots of girls. Only pink bar or something like that was short on girls. Only one left by 2 AM.

Caught my ride back to BKK at about 2:30. For those BKK mongers, just know that day trips to Pattaya are quite simple and easy. 1500 for my ride to and same on the way back.

ET Out