Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[EverythingThai]

Raj Patel, known by a bizarre array of aliasesUgly Azzman, El Mexicant, and a dozen other outlandish monikershad long established himself as the notorious jester of an adult forum. With each new persona, he seemed to reinvent himself as a larger-than-life caricature, sinking deeper into bizarre and sleazy territory.

His latest act, "El Mexicant," might have been his most disturbing yet. This alter-ego was a so-called "cheap Charlie," someone who prided himself on pinching every penny and skirting all forms of decency to save a few baht. Raj would gleefully brag about sneaking into hotel breakfast buffets, slipping past sleepy-eyed security guards to feast on a "free meal" with the same gusto he'd bring to a heist. He claimed it was a "pro travel tip," but forum regulars saw it as part of a growing pattern: El Mexicant seemed to be cultivating a guide to sleaze.

Then there were his tales from the gym. Raj posted lurid stories of the women he watched while lifting weights, painting a picture of himself as some kind of Adonis figure, towering over rows of elliptical machines. Never mind that his "observations" sounded less like admiration and more like thinly veiled fixation. He'd accidentally" end up next to a favorite treadmill or find himself stretching where he could see into the aerobics room, hoping to catch a glimpse of his so-called "targets. ".

But it was his next "money-saving scheme" that truly threw the forum into chaos. Raj announced that hed found a way to "experience dorm life" without actually being a student. His plan was to sneak into a nearby coed university dorm and somehow manage to book a room on the cheap. Then came his sordid claims: stories of making "friends" with female residents, recounting awkward encounters that were only outshined by his bizarre fixation on making it sound like he had some kind of romantic prowess.

His supposed "travel tips" had veered from frugality to a thinly veiled stalking guide, and members of the forum were split between disbelief and disgust. Some even began speculating about what kind of person would go to such lengths for attention. A few brave souls challenged him, calling him out for crossing all kinds of lines, but Raj waved them off, doubling down on his eccentricities and hinting that they were just "jealous. ".

In his own mind, Raj AKA ElMexicant fancied himself an eccentric gym god, an untouchable bodybuilder who believed he was every woman's dream. But in the end, he was just a cheap Charlie in disguise NO GOD, NO GIFT just a legend in his own mind.

Raj's AKA ElMexicant's antics didn't stop with his bizarre bragging; hed even stoop to ridiculing respected members of the forum. One of his favorite targets was a long-time member known for his good-natured advice and respect in the community. Raj, in his usual snarky tone, mocked this guy for his so-called "lack of prowess" in the infamous Soi 6 bars. Hed laugh about how the member dressed or "didn't have the stamina" to compete with his own legendary escapades, painting himself as the ultimate king of the scene.

But most forum members saw through the act. To them, ElMexicant wasn't some nightlife champion or master of Soi 6; he was just another cheap show-off, desperate for attention and clinging to any matter no matter how far-fetched so that it would make him seem bigger than he was. The more he laughed at others, the clearer it became: Raj was just a wannabe, outclassed in every sense.

ElMexicant: you're about as smooth as a middle school dance in a gymnasium. Do us all a favor and stop embarrassing yourself. ".

ElMexicant"You think you're some kind of playboy, Raj? Please, the only women you're impressing are the ones in your imagination. " "You strut around like you're the god of Soi 6, but news flash, champ: the only thing you've conquered is a hotel breakfast buffet. ".

"You call yourself El Mexicant? I'd say El Pathetic is more like it, Let's face it, you’re the guy who thinks he's James Bond but ends up looking like a low-budget, off-brand version they sell in convenience stores. ".

[EverythingThai]

PgReal was well-known on the forum for his rambling, off-topic posts that ranged from painfully obvious insights to strange, self-aggrandizing stories that contributed little to the forum discussions. The forum moderators had deleted countless posts, but PgReal was unfazed, posting with wild abandon. Eventually, the moderators had enough and put him on moderation, limiting his ability to post freely.

But PgReal wasn't the type to give up so easily. Within days, a new user profile appeared: Pimpampoumpipo. The name was just as ridiculous as his previous posts, but it seemed he hoped the new alias would go undetected. However, his posting style was instantly recognizable. Pimpampoumpipo's posts were littered with the same tangents, the same repetitive phrases, and the same unmistakable PgReal tone.

It didn't take long for users to connect the dots. A few sharp-eyed members posted their suspicions, and moderators were quick to investigate. Sure enough, Pimpampoumpipo was swiftly put on moderation as well, which he just hated.

Just days later, PgReal was back in full swing, defiant as ever. "They can't silence me," he bragged, ignoring the irony that he was, in fact, on moderation again. The regulars on the forum began taking bets on who would show up next. Some guessed TheRealPgReal, others joked he might try RealPimpPig.

Would PgReal—or whatever his next incarnation might be—ever change his ways, or would he remain the forum's eternal comeback king? Only time would tell, but one thing was certain: the moderators would be ready.

[ElMexicant]

Need to interrupt your programming for an important message. See below pic. Enuf said.

(Thank you and now you may continue with those keyboard strokes and that of the other stimulating kind to each other). Chicken tikka masala for everyone but not for everything. LOL.

[EihTooms]

Apparently once you go on moderation it is permanent. I happen to like Tiddies' posts. He has evolved (especially since he became UglyAzz Man) and he is better now than he was as GiannisGianni, Raj Patela, ChanChalupa, Tom Thumbs, Tim Timms, etc. There is nothing wrong with people who have a different posting style although your more traditional type of posts are invaluable. I find some different type of posts, like calling people motherfuckers, far more offensive and in greater need to be called out.

I was put on "Hold For Moderation" here several years ago for some sort of infraction that nobody in Admin could or would clarify and I have been on it ever since. Despite my PMs to Admin and Mods to check into it and let me know what it would take for me to be taken off of it. No reply.

Consequently, I dismiss the idea of writing a Field Report that informs any interested parties here when and where I know there are 18-22 year old hotties ready and willing to lavish punters with super low cost no hassle, no discussion Real Sex / BBFSCIP because I suspect by the time that report gets posted hours and hours later they will all have been taken or moved on elsewhere to parts unknown.

Oh well.

[SubCmdr]

What the hell is going on in the Pattaya section? Other than Sub's most recent posts after mine, there are no good trip reports.

Tell me about it brother. I have been to six different locations since I last file that report. I don't even usually file me reports in the Pattaya Reports thread. Too much noise (and that is putting it nicely).

But our troll in Cambodia is over here talking his usual male bovine excrement yet want props for filing a trip report. LOL!

Then we have our resident troll Nyezhov who has not been to Thailand in a gazillion years. Finally we have our Mexican Cheap Charlie from India who is in love with his reflection in the mirror while he is at the gym. WTF is going on in here?

Guys that have nothing better to do because they are locked up in sex prison in their countries of origin are beating on their keyboards while pining away for when they get their work release pass and can come back to Thailand again.

[EverythingThai]

Hey ghetto thug worshiping suckhole. I was in Thailand two weeks ago and I'm right next door in Cambodia.

Please forgive me kind sir. I would have thought that one who claims to have visited Thailand two weeks ago and frequents a sex forum would have posted an actual field report instead of just a one liner claiming to have stayed in a hotel.

[Werqweq]

The Southern provinces of Thailand, south of Hat Yai in particular are nothing like the rest of Thailand. It's like it's own Muslim country. All it takes is approaching the wrong hijab claden girl and you may be in a fuck around and find out situation. Judging by your previous comments, you're the type of imbecile that would probably find himself in such a situation. Stop giving bad advice that can get fellow mongers in a pickle.

That's pretty funny. :-)

[Allover]

Another example of a dude put on moderation. Admin caught him immediately and kicked him out. Raj, Ugly AZZ man. You know when he stops posting and then a new account pops up. Posting style is identical. Just like Mr Pig and Pimple Pee Pee.

Apparently once you go on moderation it is permanent. I happen to like Tiddies' posts. He has evolved (especially since he became UglyAzz Man) and he is better now than he was as GiannisGianni, Raj Patela, ChanChalupa, Tom Thumbs, Tim Timms, etc. There is nothing wrong with people who have a different posting style although your more traditional type of posts are invaluable. I find some different type of posts, like calling people motherfuckers, far more offensive and in greater need to be called out.

[EverythingThai]

TiddiesMatter.

3 Angel's Bar- Nadia, sweet face, white skin, good personality, Kiddies unknown till last night- I knew they were bi and original.

Last night though I could see majority of her Tiddes. Big and Original,exactly the kind I don't like-some reason look like Silicone. Dodged a Bullet.

Next door at Goodfellas. Holy Jehovahs Witness- new girl, white skin hot as Pluto is cold. She had Tiddie s I like. I was staring till a Rich Korean took her.

Possibly best I've seen on that Soi. Remember Baitoey is FLAT like the Earth.

Another example of a dude put on moderation. Admin caught him immediately and kicked him out. Raj, Ugly AZZ man. You know when he stops posting and then a new account pops up. Posting style is identical. Just like Mr Pig and Pimple Pee Pee.

[Nyezhov]

What the hell is going on in the Pattaya section? Other than Sub's most recent posts after mine, there are no good trip reports. Then you have the Bangkok section where guys are talking about one dude who says he has a room in a university dorm. Completely useless information courtesy of our Mexican Cheap Charlie from India.

Then we have Pimple Pee Pee aka PgReal. It is so obvious that PgReal went on moderation so he added a second profile Pimple Pee Pee. Then that profile got put on moderation and he stoped posting and now he is back at PgReal. Then we have our resident troll Nyezhov who has not been to Thailand in a gazillion years. Finally we have our Mexican Cheap Charlie from India who is in love with his reflection in the mirror while he is at the gym. WTF is going on in here? All I have to say is the following:

Crawl back in your mother's vagina and cook a little longer..

Hey ghetto thug worshiping suckhole. I was in Thailand two weeks ago and I'm right next door in Cambodia.

[EverythingThai]

What the hell is going on in the Pattaya section? Other than Sub's most recent posts after mine, there are no good trip reports. Then you have the Bangkok section where guys are talking about one dude who says he has a room in a university dorm. Completely useless information courtesy of our Mexican Cheap Charlie from India.

Then we have Pimple Pee Pee aka PgReal. It is so obvious that PgReal went on moderation so he added a second profile Pimple Pee Pee. Then that profile got put on moderation and he stoped posting and now he is back at PgReal. Then we have our resident troll Nyezhov who has not been to Thailand in a gazillion years. Finally we have our Mexican Cheap Charlie from India who is in love with his reflection in the mirror while he is at the gym. WTF is going on in here? All I have to say is the following:

Crawl back in your mother's vagina and cook a little longer.

Rusty vagina bucket. lol the other word is blocked.

LOL.

[Nyezhov]

Welcome to ISG Raj/Danny/UAM, etc.

I thought they were "titties"?

[Member #4838]

I think southern Thailand is the best bet for muslim chicks, sure it's a little rougher around the edges down there, but that's a good spot. Dubai is definitely a good spot too, but by Beelzebub's balls, is that place pricey. Jakarta perhaps, but the religious police kinda freak me out. No such thing in Thailand. When you think you've loved all you can love about Thailand, you find more things to love about it. Hijab babes, that fantasy will be fulfilled. I'll fuck me one of those one day, even if it kills me. And a deaf girl too. That one is easy to get, they all stand in front of Nana, but I don't know fellas. I'm not too keen on the average street walker. Even if she is a deaf babe. But who knows.

The Southern provinces of Thailand, south of Hat Yai in particular are nothing like the rest of Thailand. It's like it's own Muslim country. All it takes is approaching the wrong hijab claden girl and you may be in a fuck around and find out situation. Judging by your previous comments, you're the type of imbecile that would probably find himself in such a situation. Stop giving bad advice that can get fellow mongers in a pickle.

[LittleBigMan]

I think southern Thailand is the best bet for muslim chicks, sure it's a little rougher around the edges down there, but that's a good spot. Dubai is definitely a good spot too, but by Beelzebub's balls, is that place pricey. Jakarta perhaps, but the religious police kinda freak me out. No such thing in Thailand. When you think you've loved all you can love about Thailand, you find more things to love about it. Hijab babes, that fantasy will be fulfilled. I'll fuck me one of those one day, even if it kills me. And a deaf girl too. That one is easy to get, they all stand in front of Nana, but I don't know fellas. I'm not too keen on the average street walker. Even if she is a deaf babe. But who knows.

I don't know one Muslim from another LOL, But you might not need to go all the way down south! On the Darkside coming up Sukhumvit just before Pattaya Klang this road is where Foodland, Big see extra is located. On the left of Sukhumvit is a road known as Soi NernPludwan, this is refer as Muslim Road, there is a big Muslim Temple and school today due to the congestion more and more locals are taking it over. In the past you wanted pork forget it.

What I found in general are these really Muslim, there have been many occasion talked to a lady in town bar, gogo, etc. They ask or tell me they live on this Soi, I think Muslim? I ask questions to see if they are or not 50% of the time they are. My brother married a Muslim went through the process years later he said screw this shit, now he eats as much pork as he likes same with his kids LOL.

There are lots working in Pattaya.

[Newton York]

I think southern Thailand is the best bet for muslim chicks, sure it's a little rougher around the edges down there, but that's a good spot. Dubai is definitely a good spot too, but by Beelzebub's balls, is that place pricey. Jakarta perhaps, but the religious police kinda freak me out. No such thing in Thailand. When you think you've loved all you can love about Thailand, you find more things to love about it. Hijab babes, that fantasy will be fulfilled. I'll fuck me one of those one day, even if it kills me. And a deaf girl too. That one is easy to get, they all stand in front of Nana, but I don't know fellas. I'm not too keen on the average street walker. Even if she is a deaf babe. But who knows.