Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Nyezhov]

LOL.

I was done here after taking to task Sudsy, for dropping his crappola about me in at least four countries around the world, and counting.

That's a lot of butt-hurt baggage he's carrying. He can't let me go!. LOL.

I see his fellow circle-jerk tosser has taken up his cause! Did you buy his pathetic cry for help, his white flag internet offer to lay off your posts?

Or is it his Big Black Dick you find interesting?

Maybe, it's the way he throws his money around in your favorite bar when he "makes it rain"?

But no matter, to each his own!

Welcome aboard the butt-hurt baggage train!

Let's have some fun!

LOL.

Assholes tend to flock together.

[Explorer8939]

You have still failed to answer what difference it makes. You might as well be saying that most hookers like the color yellow (over and over again). If I have fucked chicks that are not hookers that have husbands and boyfriends, why should I give a damn about a hooker having a husband or boyfriend?

If I know they have a boyfriend and they know I know they have a boyfriend, then they don't pull the "You my boyfriend" crap on me.

And sometimes, I have the boyfriend do some work for me.

And then there is the situation when they break up with the boyfriend. One lady who came over to drink was so distraught, she was useless.

She came over again a month later and was useless. She came over a month later and was coming out of it. Said she hadn't had sex since the breakup. And she was insatiable.

[Explorer8939]

Ha ha. Ya keep that to yourself. By the way, all this is in good fun. If we can keep it all here, then the Pattaya thread will be less polluted. Enjoy your time in Pattaya Explorer. Say Hi to that cashier for me. Just tell her Nadchet and she will know.

The cashier went home.

Not to the Tomboy.

And allegedly, the Farang boyfriend is ex-boyfriend.

[Oakie]

I'm, just thankful admin allows us this space to fuck around. I hope it keeps the Pattaya and Bangkok threads free of it so real reports don't get buried in those sections and allows us to have a little fun with the other members.

Now back to our regular scheduled programming.

There is one poster from another country section that keeps coming back here begging for my attention. I don't remember his name, is it Slow Pokie? Anyways, "Slow Pokie" should get the hint that I won't lower myself to address him directly and just move on. There is plenty of circle jerking going on in that other country section, so I do not know why he is trying to sell it here in the Thailand threads. Maybe there was a power struggle and his corner of the island was liberated. We can only hope.

LOL.

I was done here after taking to task Sudsy, for dropping his crappola about me in at least four countries around the world, and counting.

That's a lot of butt-hurt baggage he's carrying. He can't let me go!. LOL.

I see his fellow circle-jerk tosser has taken up his cause! Did you buy his pathetic cry for help, his white flag internet offer to lay off your posts?

Or is it his Big Black Dick you find interesting?

Maybe, it's the way he throws his money around in your favorite bar when he "makes it rain"?

But no matter, to each his own!

Welcome aboard the butt-hurt baggage train!

Let's have some fun!

LOL.

[Mr Enternational]

Given that you frequent GCs and Beach Road where most ladies live with Thai men, it's not likely that you are banging single women.

You have still failed to answer what difference it makes. You might as well be saying that most hookers like the color yellow (over and over again). If I have fucked chicks that are not hookers that have husbands and boyfriends, why should I give a damn about a hooker having a husband or boyfriend?

[EverythingThai]

Common sense, if I overbook ladies, I can't fuck them all.

I won't say what the ex-cashier does for me, since one of her boyfriends might be reading here.

Ha ha. Ya keep that to yourself. By the way, all this is in good fun. If we can keep it all here, then the Pattaya thread will be less polluted. Enjoy your time in Pattaya Explorer. Say Hi to that cashier for me. Just tell her Nadchet and she will know.

[EverythingThai]

I'm, just thankful admin allows us this space to fuck around. I hope it keeps the Pattaya and Bangkok threads free of it so real reports don't get buried in those sections and allows us to have a little fun with the other members.

Now back to our regular scheduled programming.

There is one poster from another country section that keeps coming back here begging for my attention. I don't remember his name, is it Slow Pokie? Anyways, "Slow Pokie" should get the hint that I won't lower myself to address him directly and just move on. There is plenty of circle jerking going on in that other country section, so I do not know why he is trying to sell it here in the Thailand threads. Maybe there was a power struggle and his corner of the island was liberated. We can only hope.

[LittleBigMan]

guide to avoid deception, written by explorer aka yoda:

Deceived by thai bar girl, you must not be. Wise and cautious, one must remain. Hmmm. Learn from explorer "yoda", you shall.

1. Know the game, you must.

Business it is, not love. Thai bar girls earn a living through charm and companionship, hmm? Confuse not affection with obligation. Paid smiles are, often.

2. Control your heart, you must.

Attachments avoid. Believe every word of sweet flattery, you must not. If "love" proclaimed quickly, hmm, cautious be. Love at first sight? Dangerous it is, especially in pattaya.

3. Money, guard you shall.

Generous, not reckless, you should be. Requests for money, sob stories of sick buffalo, and school fees for children common these are. Investigate first, trust later.

4. Meet her world, you must.

Family meet, or friends she introduces, hmm? If excuses many, a secret life she hides, perhaps. Verify you should. Truth through actions, not words, you shall see.

5. Intentions, carefully test

work her own money she earns? Or dependent she becomes, quickly? Beware of "sponsors" she seeks, not partners. Genuine love seeks balance.

6. Learn the culture, wise you shall be.

Thai culture respect. Understand what is genuine tradition, and what deception tailored for tourists is. Study you must, or consult locals, you should.

7. Over-trusting early, you must avoid

documents co-sign? Money transfer before marriage? A trap, often this is. Rush into commitments, you must not.

8. Observe her actions, you must

honest her life is? Or lies you find, often? Check patterns of behavior. A jedi sees through the force of consistency.

9. No jedi are you? Ask for help, you must.

Trusted friends, advice they may give. Expats experienced, forums, or locals knowledge seek. Pattaya is no dagobah; murky waters filled with tricks it has.

Remember:

Fooled once, forgiven you are. Fooled twice? Clouded your judgment is. Be mindful, and clear your vision.

Stay wise, traveler. May the force and common sense guide you.


And then:

Hmm a confession, explorer yoda must make. Though wise in words i seem, foolish in action sometimes, i have been. Invite them over to my humble condo, i did bar girls, hmm? Shared drinks, laughter, and stories, but blind i was to their cunning ways. Inside info, i gave, thinking myself their protectora white knight, hmm? High and dry, left with blue balls and an empty liquor cabinet, i was. Deceived even the great explorer yoda can be. Learn from my mistakes, you must. Trust, sparingly give.

Humbled, explorer yoda is. Laugh at my folly, you may. Learn from it, you must.

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[SubCmdr]

Why is it that the (compound profanity redacted) who are most critical of me post the least useful information related to having sex with girls in Thailand? T.

Here is even one that recently started posting that readily admits that he has never visited Thailand but posts here just to troll me.

[Explorer8939]

Intone: say or recite with little rise and fall of the pitch of the voice..

Actually no don't. I did not speak to you. I wrote the following. You simply did not chose to quote it properly. This is what I wrote:

This is a very good question.

This explains to me completely about the prostitutes you are fucking. It does not explain at all about how you are able to state with absolute certainly that you know the relationship statues of all the prostitutes I hire to fuck.

It is technically possible that none of your barfines have Thai boyfriends or husbands, but that would mean you're a fugitive from the law of averages. Given that you frequent GCs and Beach Road where most ladies live with Thai men, it's not likely that you are banging single women. Especially if you are barfining from GCs where I know the ladies.

Sometimes, a lady will come for drinks at my condo who is in mourning over some fight with her boyfriend, with the intent of drinking herself into oblivion.

One lady hit me up yesterday for such a session, but I'm not in Pattaya right now. She has a Thai husband who has a mia noi or two, and sometimes she gets sad about it. When she comes to drink, she gets to the point where she is open to doing anything.

The problem is her Thai husband works for the police.

[Explorer8939]

I don't have any doubts that SubCmdr has been to Thailand, even though he doesn't seem to know that large numbers of Farangs are living here with Thai wives.

He seems to be concerned what I do when I have 2 bar girls in bed, one who sits on my face, and the other who fucks me. Great fun, unless a squirter is involved.

Fortunately, SubCmdr has conceded that just maybe bar girls go with Thai men, so I think we are done with this line of conversation.

[SubCmdr]

It's all on your record, Sudsy, and If I wasn't busy living a real life, I'm sure I could dig up.

Liars and phonies forget that the Internet NEVER forgets! LOL.

Maybe if you continue your butt hurt worldwide rants at me (4 countries and counting) I may just find the time!

Ship Captain Oakie

I stand on my record.

But your musings are just more flapping of gums from an old disgruntled sexpat who lives in the Open Air Brothel known as Sosua. I appears to me that you have nothing better to than to troll me here in the Thailand Rants Threads. The internet never forgets, but you with your declining mental acuity, well I can't be so sure. Cracks me up when people tell me they don't read my material but are supposedly familiar with it.

Quote it Ship Captain Oakie. Show me you can use the search function here on ISG. Takes seconds. LOL!

I am a peace with myself and all others

[SubCmdr]

The force is strong in him. Ha ha. I think Explorer's next post should be this:

All bar girls in Pattaya, a boyfriend they have, hmmm. Know this, I do, for a Jedi am I. Feel it in the Force, I can. Behind the tequila shots and lady drinks, attachments they hide. Deceive you, they will, with sweet words and butterfly tattoos. Trust them not, young padawan.

Walking down Walking Street, the truth you must see. Glitter and charm, mere illusions they are. Hidden, their farang sponsor or local boyfriend is, but the Force sees all. Believe in Jedi wisdom, you should, or end up broke and heartbroken, your path will be.

Pattayas way, this is. Careful, you must be, hmm. Always watching, the Force is.

Some of the best work you have ever put up in this Thread brother! Thank you for the deep belly laugh.

[SubCmdr]

Intone: say or recite with little rise and fall of the pitch of the voice..

SubCmdr intones:

Actually no don't. I did not speak to you. I wrote it. You simply did not choose to quote it properly. This is what I wrote:

My final point is to ask: Who comes to Pattaya (of all places) looking for traditional monogamous relationships? That is where Farangs get got. I personally don't think anyone is going to find that here in Pattaya. I don't want it and I don't offer it.

Are you really in Thailand?

There you go again!

You sound like someone posting from your mother's basement.

Are you seriously going to go there again. You have lost all touch on reality if you think I am not in Thailand reporting on the same venues that you go to. The Bus Bar? I have 540 RONs in Pattaya. I am not running around the world with Thai Girls in tow. This question shows how much of a (compound profanity redacted) you really are. It shows that your are truly intellectually bankrupt.

You don't know that there are 100's of 1000's of Farangs living in Thailand with Thai women?

I actually I do. But that isn't what I asked now is it? Once again, you are having real trouble with the comprehension of the English Language.

1. I said: Pattaya; 2. I said:traditional monogamous relationships. 3. Prove your assertions: that 100s of 1000s Farangs living here with Thai girls in traditional monogamous relationships.

You do realize that #3 is especially problematic for you since you are always talking about having to turn down girls who have Farang husbands or boyfriends. ROTFLMAO!

I'm not going further with your question because I suspect it's a windup.

The reason you cannot answer the question is because you either do not understand the question or the implications of the assumptions you have made about your fellow International Tricks visiting Thailand finally hit you. That is you have complete disrespect for them and you speak as a know-it-all with a superiority complex.

If you keep putting up your weak shit I am going to keep rejecting it like I am a top ten NBA shot blocker. Next time you step to me remember: I go hard in the mother fucking paint brother! If the purpose is to share information, then share it. Answer my questions that you have completely ignored or avoided.

[SubCmdr]

Intone: say or recite with little rise and fall of the pitch of the voice..

SubCmdr intones:

Actually no don't. I did not speak to you. I wrote the following. You simply did not chose to quote it properly. This is what I wrote:

Here you are dead on point with our local Bar Girl Expert. He still has not explained to me how he knows all there is to know about every prostitute in Thailand without ever fucking them or talking to them. I understand what he says about the ones hires personally. But Explorer8939 has never explained how he knows about the relationship status of the prostitutes that I hire. He says all of his prostitutes tell him the truth. All of my prostitutes are lying to me. How does he know this?

Jedi Mind Tricks?

This is a very good question.

Bargirls lie to me all the time. Sometimes, however, when a bargirl comes over and gets drunk, she will spill her guts about other ladies. I have been professionally trained in Competitive Intelligence so that helps in determining which stories are real and which are bullshit. It's not rocket science, however, when a lady tells me a story one week, and then a contradictory story the next. Sometimes a lady will get so drunk that her Thai boyfriend has to come take her home. Sometimes a lady will give me her personal Facebook page that shows her Thai husband. Ladies who travel with me give me their Thai ID, which shows marital status. The most important thing is that the ladies lie to save face, so the lies are not some elaborate cover story, it's just an impromptu statement so they don't have to say that they are fucking You but will go home to fuck their husband later.

This explains to me completely about the prostitutes you are fucking. It does not explain at all about how you are able to state with absolute certainly that you know the relationship statues of all the prostitutes I hire to fuck.