Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Goatscrot]

Just had meya at snow white for 90 minutes (2300 baht). She did everything but BBFS which annoyed me since I thought it was basically guaranteed at this place. I had her lick my ass for 10 minutes and then pounded her ass for 20 minutes before I could orgasm with that crappy condom. Any girls at snow white that are confirmed barebackers? I even offered her 1000 baht extra. Those girls at butterfly want 2000 extra for BBFS just FYI. Not worth. I might go to tulip since it seems guaranteed there. Also new girl icy at snow white looks super hot, lmk if she is worth it.

It's not guaranteed at SW or Tulip. It's more likely at Tulip and some at SW will and of of course there's some guys they will do it with and some they won't. But pounding her keister for 20 min out of frustration is not going to win you any points. Just make her dislike her job.

[TConor]

Just had meya at snow white for 90 minutes (2300 baht). She did everything but BBFS which annoyed me since I thought it was basically guaranteed at this place. I had her lick my ass for 10 minutes and then pounded her ass for 20 minutes before I could orgasm with that crappy condom. Any girls at snow white that are confirmed barebackers? I even offered her 1000 baht extra. Those girls at butterfly want 2000 extra for BBFS just FYI. Not worth. I might go to tulip since it seems guaranteed there. Also new girl icy at snow white looks super hot, lmk if she is worth it.

As is the truth in some of these tall tails.

[11Bravo]

OK, it's DEROS time, so it's merely been a repeat of the first week, though in reverse order. Cherry, Tulip, and I've saved Ms Smiles for the end, all booked. Last day, I show up and am told that she's busy, come back in an hour, or I can wait in the shop. WTF? I tell her co-worker I have a booking. Co-worker goes inside, Smiles comes out, says she's busy, I can wait an hour in the shop (seems there's an echo in the area).

Now my inner child wants to throw a temper tantrum, just walk away in a huff. That will teach her. But I've known her for years, so I agree; I'll be back in an hour. Walking away, inner child is still acting out. Turn off your mobile, let her message you over and over, asking when you'll be back, make her grovel. Yea, but... Mom always said "don't cut off your nose to spite your face". Who would that hurt more? The adult is in control. Maybe she forgot, maybe she thought she could squeeze another job in before I got there and it ran long. Could have been a whale, could have been a fortuitous walk-in. I go have a beer.

As I'm enjoying the beer, I'm absolutely wallowing in my magnanimity. Damn, I'm a nice guy, mentally patting myself on the back. As I'm sitting there, I scroll through my messages. Yes, there's my booking, there's her ack... right there... plain as day... ... ... Well as long as the day is LAST week for LAST week's booking. This week, clear sky/screen, nothing. Oops... Seems like my PM was of the psychic variety...

So now, an hour later, I'M the one who's returning with head bowed. And don't think for ONE moment that ALL her co-workers don't know EXACTLY what's happened. All I can do is apologize to her and give the co-workers a shoulder shrug. What can I say, smiles and a bit of giggles ALL around.

Well, the good news is - I'm not a simp. The bad news is... well gentlemen (and I use the term loosely), looks like dementia has arrived. But I did get the sendoff I was expecting; now all I have to do is remember it.

Cue the music:
Bangkok, Oriental City
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the Devil walking next to me

[ILuvThePussy]

Just had meya at snow white for 90 minutes (2300 baht). She did everything but BBFS which annoyed me since I thought it was basically guaranteed at this place. I had her lick my ass for 10 minutes and then pounded her ass for 20 minutes before I could orgasm with that crappy condom. Any girls at snow white that are confirmed barebackers? I even offered her 1000 baht extra. Those girls at butterfly want 2000 extra for BBFS just FYI. Not worth. I might go to tulip since it seems guaranteed there. Also new girl icy at snow white looks super hot, lmk if she is worth it.

[CIMguy]

Butterfly, Smile, Fullmoon and Princess (on Soi 33). Send them a message on line to see the lineups of girls offering "no condom".

Very few offering it at Smile (only 2, according the madame), at least openly. I'm sure a few others offer it with the right person. But I wouldn't count on you being one of those right people. Your chances are much better at the others. I think they are all run by the same group.

[CIMguy]

I can only finish with BBFS. The only thing that works for me with a condom is anal. For the last few years, I've been going to Tulip and getting a rimjob / blowjob followed by either covered anal or BBBJ until I CIM. I want to try some of the other places (Cherry or Snow White) for the more attractive girls but how will I know which ones (if any) allow BBFS? Is it something you ask at the entrance or something you negotiate with the girl in the room?

There are several places that have girls who will do this. I won't name them all, but I will name the one most obvious about it (of the places I've seen, of course).

Go to the Butterfly Massage website:

https://butterflymassage.x.2nt.com/e...e/index-e.html

I've heard people say they have trouble accessing it sometimes. If you are out of Thailand, try a vpn and use Bangkok as your city. Or just wait until you are here. They won't be able to tell you for sure who is there until the day before or day of your visit, so no need to rush. You can do it while you're here.

Anyway, go to the website and click on "Access. " This will show you the location and several QR codes for Line, WeChat, and What's App. Chose your preferred method and add them. Message them via chat and ask which girls are available around the time you will visit. They will message you back with pictures of the girls. The pics have some info about the girl (silicon or natural, weight, etc). It will also list a partial list of what you can do with them. Some of them say no condom. Choose the one you want and message back to make an appointment with the girl you want and the time you want.

If you look at the girls on the website, the pics are accurate, but it doesn't list "No Condom" on any of the pics. That info only comes through the phone.

Cute girls, too. Good luck!

I have a regular who I've gone to 3 or 4 times at another place but I'm holding her for myself until I can see her a few more times. She is perfection for me.

[WeingutFritz]

To be honest Phuket and Patong is probably the best for this. Most of the parlors are exactly what you look for. It's just a matter of going when they are busy.

But it shouldn't be too hard to find in Bangkok.

Try out some different ones in Sukhumvit soi 23 - and then also on the other side in soi 22. Go for one of the more 'normal' ones where everything isn't included to start with. And have girls sitting outside. It's not hard to work out which ones offer everything. I am sure several of them have walls thin enough for you.

I asked before and I RTFF-ed but am still looking for a massage place where I can hear the sex noises from my neighbors, maybe even get a glimpse. There must be massage places like that in BKK, surely??

[Evinmors]

I asked before and I RTFF-ed but am still looking for a massage place where I can hear the sex noises from my neighbors, maybe even get a glimpse. There must be massage places like that in BKK, surely??

[MeethaPaan]

Now for my question!!

I had the itch about 2 days ago (11.01. 24) and decided to try my luck at Princess Massage in the same Sukhumvit 33 alley. The girls were all eh and their site definitely put these girls up at least 2 points. They're still recognizable but definitely not neck breakers. But the mamasan was an absolute beauty, the exact type of girl I've been looking for for these past 2 months of being here. If anyone can give me info on her or where I can find similar girls like her, I will actually get you a girl. Thats how desperate I am on finding what I want.

Now for her description:

She was definitely the youngest out of everyone and had a cute high pitched voice. She had no make up on, no visible tattoos, skinny, petite dark skin, glasses, and braces. She's super short, I'd say 5'1 to 4'10 in height. (147 cm to 155 cm). She had black hair in a ponytail, small tits and speaks pretty decent english.

Is she the main mamasan? Does she work there everyday? I must know. But I don't want to go in repeatedly knowing damn well she's the only one I'd want in that spot and she has already turned me down sadly.

If theres anyone who can help me either open her up to me as her first customer (would work if you're a regular there) or find girls just like her (in terms of frame, age, and look) that work nearby or heck, just in Bangkok. I will literally get you any girl you'd like. She's the exact type of girl I expected to indulge in coming to Bangkok and its just my luck that after searching around, the only one who matches my tastes is her and she's NOT a wg.

Bless everyone on this forum and I hope everyone has a great day!

I have some info here. I talked to her just yesterday. Her name is 'Mint'.

I first saw her when I on my way to 7 Heaven for a BJ. She stopped me midway to very joyfully explain the offerings for her MP. I had no intention to listen, but she was super cute and I couldn't ignore. Then I saw your report / question and thought hey why not go there anyway, and do some reconn as well.

Ms Mamasan is not a WG. She runs the place. She's Thai and about 5 ft tall. Her line is same as the shop's line contact (I asked for her number and she pointed at the QR on the counter, saying that she will reply on it. I didn't push more, it was my last day of vacation anyway. Anyway, I did talk to her, and her English ain't that good. Google translator came out pretty quickly once the conversation steered away from their services. She's ultra cute nevertheless. I made the joke of choosing her over any other girl and she took it well, probably pretty used to it.

I honestly think that some of the girls at princess are worth it, maybe not same as her, but close enough. Report below.

Girl Name: Mini.

Age: 22.

Service: Oil Massage, BBBJ, FS.

English level: Manageable.

Face: 7/10 (A bit of makeup and she can pass for a babe. She wasn't wearing any iirc).

Body: 8/10 (small boobs, otherwise great, no baby, no fat).

She was lovely. Young, short, cute, slightly tanned, slim, 32-A w / rose tattoo near collar-bone and always had a big smile.

Washed up, got a good body-to-body rub, BBBJ, some BJ w / cover (miscommunication LOL), FS and back to shower. Giggled and chatted all the time. Close to a GFE. Oh and she was tight.

She said she used to work at a bar before. She joined the MP around 5 days back and it's OK-ish, so she'll go back to her previous bar. IDK if she'll be around. Nevertheless I saw at least 5 other girls that I'd choose without further though. Overall the selection at this place was pretty good tbh. I'd repeat if I'm in BKK again. And for Mint, I guess you can try asking her out after the shop closes. Good luck!

Damage: 2400 + 100 tip for great service.

[11Bravo]

Even on a short visit, Sakura Akasuri is a must stop at least once. Unfortunately, it did lower my batting average to 750. As expected, my favorite salt-tapper has retired. I suspected as much when my Line queries went unread (nice thing about Line, it shows that your message has been read), though I was hoping for a dunked mobile (ala Miss Smiley) as opposed to retirement. Inquiring with the papasan, he confirmed she retired. The only surprise was that she lasted the years that she did. Cute face, great body, great skills - the trifecta for sure.

But life moves on, so stopped in today. Unfortunately the papasan wasn't there, only his female assistant. She brought out the laminated photos of the masseuses available. Seemed that she was touting one, best fit, etc., but I had my suspicions that she was more interested in directing business to perhaps an underutilized masseuse. But I took a gamble on her suggestion anyway, just to answer my own doubts.

Ordered the #8 (salt-tapping) from the menu. Up to the room, stripped. To the wet room, for the warm water hose-down, the soaping, the rinse, the salt-tapping, the rinse, the lotion, the rinse, all on the back side. Then the flip to the front, repeat. Some MINOR discrepancies, the new girl used a towel flat across the nose and eyes to protect from the salt. I prefer the fav's method of a cone over the mouth, nose, and eyes.

On to the dry room for the roasting, draped with hot towels, covered with a plastic sheet, a bit of a massage through all the layers. No doubt to cut costs, no apple in the mouth. Roasting complete, then a brief lotion massage. No disrespect to the girl, but her physique made it easy to pass on the B2B for 1000 baht offer. She did seem a bit disappointed, but continued with a pleasant HJ. I could have easily passed on the HJ, but... just curious. While initially she had been all nervous giggles (little English except for massage commands), after my pass, she was rather quiet. Still, I appreciated her work, the tapping was good if not excellent, so tipped her 500 (part for the HJ, part for the tapping work). She seemed pleased with at least some form of payday if not the extra she was hoping for.

All in all, good enough for government work. Leaving, on the RTB, I felt absolutely shiny, sparkling clean on the 1 click RTB.

WIR: If I have the time, though I will go with MY pick next time.

[11Bravo]

Quick question, was it a traditional Thai massage where they bend and twist you until it hurts or is it more like a deep tissue massage?

Perhaps a combo? No real bending and twisting, a lot of hand and forearm pressure from her, along with body weight and a bit of knee. As an example, laying on your back, she has you move your arm vertical, elbow to the sky, hand flat on the bed next to your head so that the underside of your upper arm is well exposed which she then massages. She did do the leg pull with her foot massaging your upper leg. A bit of neck twisting (and I HADN'T asked her about the possibility of a 3rd shot), the forearm pressure where the collarbone connect to the neck bone (music note emoji), and the Thai style head and face massage (think eyebrow tweaking. That's tweaking, not twerking). Good pressure on these ole hamstrings and calf muscles. A very nice intermission between acts, and a nice curtain call.

[TempStories]

Tried Malon again for third time at Mango. I was not disappointed. She is thin, A cups, no babies and in late 20's. Her service is impeccable. She works extra hard to cum every time I have met her before the session is over. To me that's a sign that she is enjoying the act as much as I do. She is not a time watcher and does not get tired as well. Surely a continued WIR for me.

[Jcr153]

Wanting a legitimate massage (WHAT? HERESY! STONE THE INFIDEL), and having an hour to kill, wanted a legitimate Thai massage. Last year, I'd visited Soi 55's Yama Herbal Massage, a short distance from the Thong Lor BTS station. In that vicinity, revisited Yama yesterday. Several middle aged ladies sitting outside. Perfect for my needs. Inside, 1 hour, 300 baht for Thai massage. The MAL (middle-aged lady) washed my feet, gave me a pair of slippers, and upstairs we went. Curtained room, she passed me the one-size fits all massage clothes (the pants, yes; the shirt, a joke). Changed, she returned, dimmed the lights, 50's-60's elevator music on the sound system, and gave a very nice Thai massage. TIT, wasn't quite legit. She nudged my crotch and asked if I needed a massage there. I declined; I have experts for that. She hid her disappointment (lower tip), but continued for the hour. Back to street clothes. Tipped her 200 baht. Nice way to kill an hour and did feel more relaxed.

Quick question, was it a traditional Thai massage where they bend and twist you until it hurts or is it more like a deep tissue massage?

[11Bravo]

To me, it was new (well, at least in the memory cells that are still accessible), but I'm sure to many it was a well worn path, Cherry massage, off of soi 22. Having done my homework, seemed to be a good candidate for what I was looking for today.

Checked the website's photos, and I know all about website photos, but they are a starting point. Perused the photos and captions, finding several candidates. Ranked the candidates, then sms'd to check on availability of Mind. PROMPT response, she was working today. Booked an hour. THEN (hey, it's been a long time what with regulars, age, failing memory, so a bit rusty), checked to see what an extension would cost. 50% more for 200 baht was a no-brainer, but... checked to see how many shots (what can I say, I REALLY am an optimist) allowed. Prompt reply, 2 depending on YOUR energy. Thinking I might not be quite ready for the Nana hotel (dinosaur boneyard) and thinking positive, if not fantasizing, re-booked for 90 minutes.

Easy enough to find. Walked in, asked if I had a booking, I did, paid the 2200 baht, and instructed to sit down and wait. Mind soon appeared, and the photos are accurate. Exchanged shoes for slippers and upstairs we went.

Rooms are small, but clean. Small room with bed, table, hooks for clothes; large shower, again clean. Mind was friendly (how friendly was she? Immediate DFK with some rubbing, and, gee, we weren't in a jam packed train). She showed me as she set the timer on her phone for 90 minutes. Stripped (the pomegranates shrunk, bra engineering, to some very nice pears), showered together, nice hot water, all the attentions one would expect, then on to the bed. Nice massage building up to... use your imagination, then rinse and... ... massage, and then... ...repeat. Yes indeed, that short soi didn't end in fantasyland but adventureland. To finish, a very nice massage. OK, maybe not Yama level (see below), but certainly more than just a few inept motions. It was quite nice and provided a nice use of the remaining minutes. WIR: Yes.

BTW: picked up a couple of real pomegranates (NO double entendre) from the supermarket, excellent.

[11Bravo]

Wanting a legitimate massage (WHAT? HERESY! STONE THE INFIDEL), and having an hour to kill, wanted a legitimate Thai massage. Last year, I'd visited Soi 55's Yama Herbal Massage, a short distance from the Thong Lor BTS station. In that vicinity, revisited Yama yesterday. Several middle aged ladies sitting outside. Perfect for my needs. Inside, 1 hour, 300 baht for Thai massage. The MAL (middle-aged lady) washed my feet, gave me a pair of slippers, and upstairs we went. Curtained room, she passed me the one-size fits all massage clothes (the pants, yes; the shirt, a joke). Changed, she returned, dimmed the lights, 50's-60's elevator music on the sound system, and gave a very nice Thai massage. TIT, wasn't quite legit. She nudged my crotch and asked if I needed a massage there. I declined; I have experts for that. She hid her disappointment (lower tip), but continued for the hour. Back to street clothes. Tipped her 200 baht. Nice way to kill an hour and did feel more relaxed.