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[AggieDad1]

We probably can assume much of the time they lowball "guess" a number in order to flatter us. But I also suspect they have been told by 70 year old farang men that they are 50 often enough that they have a skewed image of what a 50 year old farang actually looks like. LOL.

And most of the time their 50 year old Thai dad (and mom) looks a hell of a lot older than most 50 year old farang tourists they encounter.

Add this to the fact that hey keep being told that 5 CM is actually 15 CN and no wonder they walk around looking confused. LOL.

[EihTooms]

I noticed the girls are as bad at guessing our age as we are at guessing their ages.

We probably can assume much of the time they lowball "guess" a number in order to flatter us. But I also suspect they have been told by 70 year old farang men that they are 50 often enough that they have a skewed image of what a 50 year old farang actually looks like. LOL.

And most of the time their 50 year old Thai dad (and mom) looks a hell of a lot older than most 50 year old farang tourists they encounter.

[Allover]

The few times I have been in on the scuttlebutt with a clique of the hottest girls in a gogo bar or two, the kind of girls who are financially secure enough to pick and choose their customers and say no to anyone, anything and everything that does not please them to be with and do regardless of the baht amount, one stated goal among them is to never, never, never be caught fucking a man significantly older than their Dad and their Dad's friends.

That doesn't mean they wouldn't sneak one in on the sly. But it was generally regarded to be a Yucky assignment and to accept a barfine, leave with and be assumed to have fucked a man much older than their dad was sure to cause them a loss of Face in their particular clique. And I don't think that attitude is all that uncommon throughout Thailand.

Therefore, when they ask, I tell the girl to guess my age and, sure enough, their guess is often around the same age I calculate could be their Dad's age; let's say 55 tops for a 25 year old girl. At that point she is probably hoping I will say "Yes, that's about right. " And so I will then smile and say, "Yes, that's about right" even though it is off by 15 years.

But at least she asked, I answered, she could quote that number to her friends on the way out and my answer was acceptable enough for her to dismiss the Yuck factor that otherwise could cloud her mind and decision to be seen leaving with me to fuck or not.

I noticed the girls are as bad at guessing our age as we are at guessing their ages.

[EihTooms]

When a chick ask me how old I am, I ask her how old is your dad?

The dad is almost always younger than me, I just tell her I'm older than dad.

You would see their faces, usually they don't find it funny.

The few times I have been in on the scuttlebutt with a clique of the hottest girls in a gogo bar or two, the kind of girls who are financially secure enough to pick and choose their customers and say no to anyone, anything and everything that does not please them to be with and do regardless of the baht amount, one stated goal among them is to never, never, never be caught fucking a man significantly older than their Dad and their Dad's friends.

That doesn't mean they wouldn't sneak one in on the sly. But it was generally regarded to be a Yucky assignment and to accept a barfine, leave with and be assumed to have fucked a man much older than their dad was sure to cause them a loss of Face in their particular clique. And I don't think that attitude is all that uncommon throughout Thailand.

Therefore, when they ask, I tell the girl to guess my age and, sure enough, their guess is often around the same age I calculate could be their Dad's age; let's say 55 tops for a 25 year old girl. At that point she is probably hoping I will say "Yes, that's about right. " And so I will then smile and say, "Yes, that's about right" even though it is off by 15 years.

But at least she asked, I answered, she could quote that number to her friends on the way out and my answer was acceptable enough for her to dismiss the Yuck factor that otherwise could cloud her mind and decision to be seen leaving with me to fuck or not.

[HorseTrader]

I got to try that the next time I'm in Bangkok, cause for many years now I've been older than their dads. I should just say I'm as old as their grandpa. Hah!

I'm often the same age as the younger girls' grandfathers. Sometimes I'm older.

I must admit that I like the older girls best, say 30 to 40 years. This trip my youngest girl was beautiful but a terrible performer, she turned 20 last month. One grandfather has passed, but would have been 5 years younger than me. She doesn’t know the other grandfather.

[Newton York]

When a chick ask me how old I am, I ask her how old is your dad?

The dad is almost always younger than me, I just tell her I'm older than dad.

You would see their faces, usually they don't find it funny.

I got to try that the next time I'm in Bangkok, cause for many years now I've been older than their dads. I should just say I'm as old as their grandpa. Hah!

Although, at a certain point, I think they've stopped asking me my age anymore, cause I'm so visibly old, and maybe there is a part of them that's afraid I'm going to die while my dick is in their pussy. Highly traumatic for them, but best way to go for me. I mean, I got to be a KFC bucket of chicken away from a heart attack by now. By Beelzebub's balls, how am I still living?

[Nyezhov]

Man, you must have caught Nyezhov while he was in the Christmas spirit. His admonitions about reading the forum almost always include at least one F in them.

He seemed like more of a cry for help than the usual, hey, how much is the barfine at Rainbow.

Thanks for the kind warning, but that must be a misunderstanding. I don't think anything like that. I have regularly consulted service providers at home without falling in love or trying to marry them, and I hope to do the same in Thailand.

Not hope. Please. Be strong.

[Mr Enternational]

Yup, got it installed on the second go, and I did not have any language problems, but the well known and never fixed problem where you cannot add any contacts any way. So I had to completely erase the account and re-register, and then it worked.

Some of my friends have problems installing the app on their apple phones. I have often had problems adding chicks or them me by the name or phone number. Yesterday had the problem and sent a chick my qr code and that worked.

[Explorer8939]

Didn't have to come to Thailand to learn that:

Oh, these hoes ain't loyal; Woah, these hoes ain't loyal - Loyal, Chris Brown.

Thank you so much Mr. Explorer8939 sir! I am learning so much. Please these intriguing stories coming. Have you ever thought about writing a book? I have a title for you:

Relationship Tales of a International Trick (The real stories)

You may be a seasoned veteran immune to the ways of Pattaya bar girls, but there are thousands of newbies who succumb to their tricks.

[Stiff6]

Dude I'm talking about the part of your post where you think you're going to meet the woman of your dreams. Please, save yourself now.

Thanks for the kind warning, but that must be a misunderstanding. I don't think anything like that. I have regularly consulted service providers at home without falling in love or trying to marry them, and I hope to do the same in Thailand.

[Philip Marlow]

Bro, you need to read this entire Forum. Please.

Man, you must have caught Nyezhov while he was in the Christmas spirit. His admonitions about reading the forum almost always include at least one F in them.

[SubCmdr]

Didn't have to come to Thailand to learn that:

Oh, these hoes ain't loyal; Woah, these hoes ain't loyal - Loyal, Chris Brown.

I lady I met on Facebook (she was trolling for a Farang boyfriend) stopped talking to me when she hooked a Farang and he came to her village. She constantly posted photos of them on Facebook, while professing her eternal love for him.

She saw him off at Suvarnabhumi the other day, he was going home. Within an hour, she was on Messenger to contact me.

Thank you so much Mr. Explorer8939 sir! I am learning so much. Please these intriguing stories coming. Have you ever thought about writing a book? I have a title for you:

Relationship Tales of a International Trick (The real stories)

[Nyezhov]

Thanks for the explanation. This is exactly what it looked like, but I saw it on so many profiles that I was confused.

Man, I didn't read the whole forum, but I read A LOT of it and I did read all the posts containing "Thaifriendly". But as I am overthinking it, I keep coming up with these questions. .

Yup, got it installed on the second go, and I did not have any language problems, but the well known and never fixed problem where you cannot add any contacts any way. So I had to completely erase the account and re-register, and then it worked.

Again: thanks everyone for the replies!

Dude I'm talking about the part of your post where you think you're going to meet the woman of your dreams. Please, save yourself now.

[Stiff6]

The girl wrote her Line or Instagram ID to be directly contacted on these apps instead of using Thai friendly but it had been deleted by the Thai Friendly admin.

Thanks for the explanation. This is exactly what it looked like, but I saw it on so many profiles that I was confused.

Bro, you need to read this entire Forum. Please.

Man, I didn't read the whole forum, but I read A LOT of it and I did read all the posts containing "Thaifriendly". But as I am overthinking it, I keep coming up with these questions. .

Yeah, foreign apps in foreign languages can be PITA for sure. ..... I guess you've already installed it, but for anyone else reading this: if you only do one app it should be Line.

Yup, got it installed on the second go, and I did not have any language problems, but the well known and never fixed problem where you cannot add any contacts any way. So I had to completely erase the account and re-register, and then it worked.

Again: thanks everyone for the replies!

[Explorer8939]

I lady I met on Facebook (she was trolling for a Farang boyfriend) stopped talking to me when she hooked a Farang and he came to her village. She constantly posted photos of them on Facebook, while professing her eternal love for him.

She saw him off at Suvarnabhumi the other day, he was going home. Within an hour, she was on Messenger to contact me.