Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[SubCmdr]

Congratulations to Explorer8939 for writing 4000 plus posts of bullshit. That is quite the achievement!

[SubCmdr]

You are the one who compared a bar girl with a car mechanic,

I sure did. To illustrate that I don't treat the prostitutes worse than you do. I can treat them as human beings without SIMPing like you do.

because you were puzzled that I talk with bar girls.

The only thing I am puzzled by is why you have girls sit on your face. Is that so you can get the full flavor of the cum of their Thai husbands and boyfriends directly into your mouth?

I talk with the girls hire to be my prostitute. Also. What I don't do is get their entire life histories and relationship statuses by using alcohol combined with Jedi Mind Tricks and Vulcan Mind Melds.

You reported earlier on taking a baht bus from View Talay and travelling on Thappraya Road.

I remember writing that I take the Baht Bus. I also remember a mother fucker telling me that I did not know where I was going. Was that you?

But I take the Baht Bus all over the place. Exactly when did I say I lived there? I ask you again: How do you know I live there?.

Your memory seems to be failing.

No, you are doing what you always do. Making an assumption. Stating it as fact. When instead you are really just spouting more of your male bovine excrement.

Why don't you think I am not smart enough to not actually report where I was living in enough detail that would allow one of these mentally disturbed mother fuckers that be posting up in here (like Neyzhov) to find me?

Just like when I fuck, I stick and move. If I say I was someplace and you go looking for me there you won't find me because I will have already left.

ROTFMAO!

[SubCmdr]

The ladies don't come to my condo for Short Time. There have been a couple that have tried, but I never invite them back.

LT can be all night (ladies who come at night often spend the night), or it can be a few hours.

I reject your definition of Short Time.

Short Time for me is 1 to 3 hours. I do not care how much time a girl spends with me. As long as she sexually satisfies me. I am purchasing sexual not social services. So if she want to leave after I blow splooge, I am good with that. If I want to be social. I have someone for that. Don't hate you socially incompetent mother fuckers out there calling me a thug and taking your male bovine excrement. You know who you are!.

I don't like girls sitting on my face nor eating the cum of their husbands or boyfriends like you do. Congratulations that you have all that time to waste. I don't. I have things to do. You know, creating flow that I stack.

Besides: I get paid almost every trade. In short, I got it made!

[SubCmdr]

I don't take tax advice (or financial advice) from International Tricks!

If you are profiting from short term stock gains, when you remit that money to Thailand, it's considered accessible income and taxable. Unfortunately, there is no Thai deduction for capital gains losses, so your Thai tax liability for capital gains may be higher than what Uncle Sam takes.

You worry about your tax situation. I have no worries about my tax situation.

[ElMexicant]

Finally saved enough money from begging on those overpasses at Suk and from ganking here and there from donations at the Buddhist temples. Now I can get a personal trainer, not that I need one. Your boy here definitely isn't the biggest or lifts the most in the gym. But damn, how rare is a a guy who can do a 2.20 X bw incline press and then immediately afterwards bust a 7 min 1. 6 km? Not lightening bolt speed. But still, that there is UNICORN type of shit. Maybe less than 0. 05% of weight lifters and gym goers are well balanced like that. Meaning, 0.00001% of human population probably. And all with only food and a multivitamin. Nothing else. LOL.

I was able to drop 1.5 more kg down from 11.5% to 10.25% body fat. No 6 pack or 4 pack. Never had one, so can't get one. But at my age, flat stomach and no love handles is a pretty bussing achievement. All it took was increase my workout load until I got systemic DOMS. And during the same period, ingested a drink full of tapeworms to eat up some of my food which was nearing 3000 kilocalories a day. That help me to shed off the weight even more. Then when I had no use for my wiggly friends anymore, bam! Mebendazole. They gone! V shape body, whoo hoo.

Anyways, it's time for me to choose a personal trainer because private massages and stretching sessions are included in the monthly package. Narrowed to down to the 4 girls circled in blue. Going to pull me a "Elementary, my Dear Watson. ".

[Explorer8939]

Playing DJ, doing Jedi Mind Tricks and Vulcan Mind Melds, drinking with prostitutes in my personal space is NOT my idea of a good time. I don't goto bars precisely because I do not like being around old, ugly, fat, ill mannered Farangs (Nyezhov is a good example) listening to music from their glory days from high school. That is why I be Ballin like a gents club pro!. I am not worried about something costing more. If I want it I stack my flow until I can get it. Besides:

I get paid almost every trade. In short, I got it made!

Thanks for the information on payment. It is the rare prostitute off of Thai Friendly that I pay 2000 for Short Time. In fact in the 17 months I have been posted up in Pattaya I have only done that once. It was worth every baht!.

If you are profiting from short term stock gains, when you remit that money to Thailand, it's considered accessible income and taxable. Unfortunately, there is no Thai deduction for capital gains losses, so your Thai tax liability for capital gains may be higher than what Uncle Sam takes.

[Explorer8939]

Playing DJ, doing Jedi Mind Tricks and Vulcan Mind Melds, drinking with prostitutes in my personal space is NOT my idea of a good time. I don't goto bars precisely because I do not like being around old, ugly, fat, ill mannered Farangs (Nyezhov is a good example) listening to music from their glory days from high school. That is why I be Ballin like a gents club pro!. I am not worried about something costing more. If I want it I stack my flow until I can get it. Besides:

I get paid almost every trade. In short, I got it made!

Thanks for the information on payment. It is the rare prostitute off of Thai Friendly that I pay 2000 for Short Time. In fact in the 17 months I have been posted up in Pattaya I have only done that once. It was worth every baht!.

The ladies don't come to my condo for Short Time. There have been a couple that have tried, but I never invite them back.

LT can be all night (ladies who come at night often spend the night), or it can be a few hours.

[Explorer8939]

When I call Explorer8939 a internet sock, this is what I mean. He is posting in multiple locations about experiences in multiple countries at the same time.

What exactly are you reporting on? Fond memories?

Neither do I.

Currently you report that you are in Brazil with a Thai Lady. Will you be returning to Thailand before the end of 2024. How will that affect your tax status?.

How do you know where I live in Thailand? Have you ever been to my room? Have you ever met me in person?

Answers to your questions:

Even if I returned to Thailand today, I wouldn't have 180 days in Thailand in 2024. But, I plan to stay in Brazil for at least a month in 2025, maybe more, and then maybe go to Sosua. Avoiding the "lugares bajos".

You are the one who compared a bar girl with a car mechanic, because you were puzzled that I talk with bar girls.

You reported earlier on taking a baht bus from View Talay and travelling on Thappraya Road.

Your memory seems to be failing.

[SubCmdr]

One difference between a car mechanic and a bar girl is that I have known some bar girls for years. And have traveled with them, ie go long time.

What the fuck? This is the one of the most absolutely stupidest sentences I have EVER read in my entire life.

For the record: 1. A technician maintains and repairs cars. 2. Your Bar girls sit on your face.

You are not dating your mechanic nor traveling nor going long time with her. That is not her job. Unless your Bar girl is also your mechanic. At least get that Thai girl you gots with you in Brazil off you face so you can think and type coherently before making your next post responding to me.

[SubCmdr]

What does UglyRajRajAzzMan have in common with Michael Jackson?

He be moon walking and singing Beat It after not being let into a Top Tier Agogo on Walking Street.

ROTFLMAO

[SubCmdr]

Playing DJ, doing Jedi Mind Tricks and Vulcan Mind Melds, drinking with prostitutes in my personal space is NOT my idea of a good time. I don't goto bars precisely because I do not like being around old, ugly, fat, ill mannered Farangs (Nyezhov is a good example) listening to music from their glory days from high school. That is why I be Ballin like a gents club pro!. I am not worried about something costing more. If I want it I stack my flow until I can get it. Besides:

I get paid almost every trade. In short, I got it made!

I pay ladies to come over for a few hours to drink and fuck for 2000 baht. If I do the same in a bar, it's going to cost a lot more.

Plus, I am the DJ. And I don't play that 70's dinosaur music you get in the bars, I normally play reggaeton or fresh Thai music (Lam Yai, Noot, Ann Oridee, Nam Ken, etc).

And once in a while, Journey for old times sake.

Thanks for the information on payment. It is the rare prostitute off of Thai Friendly that I pay 2000 for Short Time. In fact in the 17 months I have been posted up in Pattaya I have only done that once. It was worth every baht!.

[SubCmdr]

When I call Explorer8939 a internet sock, this is what I mean. He is posting in multiple locations about experiences in multiple countries at the same time.

I am in an AirBnB in Copacabana, not a hotel. I am with a Thai lady until December 28, then I will be mongering out of a hotel. You will see posts then.

What exactly are you reporting on? Fond memories?

I don't run into ladies that are bad at sex in Thailand.

Neither do I.

I have one massage lady who always does the same massage lady routine. Quick BJ, get on top, and I finish quickly. And then she complains that I finish before she cums. What she wants is doggy until she cums, that's my New Year's resolution.

Currently you report that you are in Brazil with a Thai Lady. Will you be returning to Thailand before the end of 2024. How will that affect your tax status?.

I no longer post about hotels in Thailand because I own a condo, up the street from you on Thappraya Road.

How do you know where I live in Thailand? Have you ever been to my room? Have you ever met me in person?

[Explorer8939]

I hope I am never experience such resource scarcity that I have to resort to being a perv and peeping into girls dormitories while beating off. Because I cannot afford to the 1500 - 2000 THB plus the 250 THB short time room in order to actually fuck them.

Welcome to the Zona of the those with amigos (friends) in lugares bajo (Low places).

But I read posts from the pervs bragging about their exploits as if they are something to be proud of. I wonder why didn't they just stay home, generate a flow that they could stack high enough to actually be in Thailand as the International Trick they admire in the trip reports that they be reading. You know: Ballin like a Gents Club Pro!.

You don't need to drink alcohol, buy alcohol or play pretend VIP with strippers. All you need to do is to take Explorer8939's Masterclass and learn all of his techniques to drink in the room, play music in the room, talk to them until they drink enough to sit on your face.

That really cannot cost very much. Certainly he paying no more than our other posters pay to use facilities by grabbing a used cup from a previous visitor to sit in air-conditioning in order to cool off and use the internet. This surprises me when a bottle of water costs 6 baht in 7-11. They have icy air-conditioning. But allas no internet. I use AIS for that. Costs me 550 THB a month. Holla!.

I pay ladies to come over for a few hours to drink and fuck for 2000 baht. If I do the same in a bar, it's going to cost a lot more.

Plus, I am the DJ. And I don't play that 70's dinosaur music you get in the bars, I normally play reggaeton or fresh Thai music (Lam Yai, Noot, Ann Oridee, Nam Ken, etc).

And once in a while, Journey for old times sake.

[Explorer8939]

Point of agreement.

It is my style too I when I take my car in to have it serviced. I treat my mechanic in a professional manner. I don't ask her out. I don't ask about her family. If know her from previous visits I may exchange pleasantries. What I am mainly there to do is to impart the relevant information about how my vehicle is operating in order to facilitate what she needs to do to remain or maintain it.

Don't ever think you are superior to anyone else up in here. You are International Trick just like the rest of us. You just have a different style. But don't think because you offer them a drink (I do the same thing up in the club) and you use Jedi Mind Tricks and Vulcan Mind Melds to find out their entire relationship history and life story that you are treating them any better than I do because I buy them 20 drinks up in the club.

When they thank me for supporting them at the end of the night (if you were ever actually there to see it) then you would understand that financially I do a lot more for the girls I hang out with in the Gentlemans Clubs than you do in your room buying bottles retail out of the store. Yep, you may save some money. But I got it spend. So it is no big deal to me. I stack my flow. And I get paid on almost every trade.

Thank you for providing the Thai Girls you deal with a ear they can complain into and face to sit on! LOL!

One difference between a car mechanic and a bar girl is that I have known some bar girls for years. And have traveled with them, ie go long time.

I am currently in Brazil with a Thai lady. If you have nothing to talk about to a Thai lady, it can be deadly during a LT. Fortunately, because I know her friends and family, and some of her ex-boyfriends (Thai), there is no lack of stuff to talk about.

Which is useful during a day like today in Copacabana, when it's too cold to go to the beach.

The one downside of talking to the ladies is when they have a question and call me at 6 am Brazil time. Most of the time, they have some logistics problem with a customer and need help (like the name of a hotel in Bangkok).

[SubCmdr]

Flying half way around the world to pay european prices and end up spending the same or more than home is fucking retarded! And is is not really the buisness model that made Pattaya in to what it is. Lots of women now struggle as less people are coming. Korean spending goes to the top 10%. We have seen this in Angeles city.

Ok so this mother fucker called me retarded. Yet he does not have a single post where he actually reports on what he paid here in Pattaya. Just another internet sock that is suffering from resource scarcity because he does not have enough flow to stack in order to be a International Trick that he reads about and comments on all the time.

He is like Howard Cosell: he never played the sport..

Now he is back again with his pure unadulterated bullshit:

Only 2800 baht? You paid around what is a weeks salary in Thailand for one session.

He has an obsession with other mens dicks and their stack. This tells me he doesn't have sufficient flow to stack to actually be a International Trick. Seems to share that problem with several of my most vocal critics posting in the Rants section.

When is he actually going to file a trip report and tell us how much he ACTUALLY paid to hire a prostitute in Pattaya.