Pattaya Reports

[HorseTrader]

I'm liking what I see about Thai friendly. And I'm looking to pick up a girl for a three day stint in a decent resortish hotel with poolside bar in Pattaya.

ThaiFriendly has hookers who want to meet today (or maybe tomorrow), it also has non-hookers who want to get to know a you and eventually have a lifetime relationship with you and your money. Very few of them have the English skills to read and comprehend the text that you suggest. That's just for starters, next consider that 1,500 baht per day is low and that nuru and anal play and STD testing would make your offer less attractive. Don't expect early March to get a low season girl discount, I'm currently booking my March trip and finding multiple hotels fully booked.

[Explorer8939]

Hi all,

Long time reader, first time poster.

I used to frequent Thailand a lot a decade ago, and I'm looking to go again next March.

I'm liking what I see about Thai friendly. And I'm looking to pick up a girl for a three day stint in a decent resortish hotel with poolside bar in Pattaya.

I've seen a lot of advice about TF and will be looking to be direct and clear in my initial communication.

To this end, can you please advise if any of my requests or message below would be received well by TF girls or would be non-starters?

- A recent STD test report in English the price to be covered by me.

- A list of requests including nuru massage and anal play.

- A request that the girls be active and energetic and not starfish.

- For pricing, bed and board for three nights, 1500 bht per day plus a tip of 1500 if the three day stint goes well.

(price seems reasonable as it is entering the off-season).

Thanks guys. Let me know what you think.

A non-starter.

In real life, what you should do is go to Pattaya, try out some ladies, and then invite one for your 3 day fantasy.

TF is only useful if you are looking for a lady right now. Not tomorrow, not next week. No lady knows if she is going to get a customer tonight who barfines her for a week.

[Mystic23]

To this end, can you please advise if any of my requests or message below would be received well by TF girls or would be non-starters?
- A recent STD test report in English the price to be covered by me.
- A list of requests including nuru massage and anal play.
- A request that the girls be active and energetic and not starfish.

I highly doubt you will get any responses with this line of questioning. Ladies on TF generally only respond to messages asking "can you come over now?" And "how much for ST or LT?" No one is going to discuss their STD history with you much less share a test report. I also doubt any of them would know what "nuru" is. I have never even seen massage places in Pattaya use actual nuru gel. Soap yes, nuru no.

[Mr Enternational]

I plan to pick up a TF chick for a 3-night stint in a decent resortish hotel in Pattaya.

I think it is a ridiculous idea. I am going to get online and look for a cook for 3 days. I want them to know how to make lasagna, french toast, pina colada, and stir fry. They come over and the lasagna is overcooked, the pina colada is too sweet, they use brown rice in the stir fry, and after they wash the dishes they are still greasy.

You do not know anything about the person or if you will have any chemistry. Just because they agree to a list, does not mean it would be to your liking. Many times on ISG it has been suggested to spend some time with the person seeing if they are a match, instead of blindly agreeing to several days just because they said you could fuck them in the ass and would massage you with some gel.

[UglyAzzMan]

I'm starting to think there is a You Tuber mafia operating. You better not get out of line. People are Watching.

No this doesn't apply to fat farang tourist women filming Soi 6 the past few dsys. If I see one I cover my face. Hahaha.

You know that crippled lady on Walk Street selling 20 baht item. She was dropped off near beach road McDonalds in a big Luxury car. Definitely Mafia Business these Beggars.

[Boyo544]

Hi all,

Long time reader, first time poster.

I used to frequent Thailand a lot a decade ago, and I'm looking to go again next March.

I'm liking what I see about Thai friendly. And I'm looking to pick up a girl for a three day stint in a decent resortish hotel with poolside bar in Pattaya.

I've seen a lot of advice about TF and will be looking to be direct and clear in my initial communication.

To this end, can you please advise if any of my requests or message below would be received well by TF girls or would be non-starters?

- A recent STD test report in English the price to be covered by me.

- A list of requests including nuru massage and anal play.

- A request that the girls be active and energetic and not starfish.

- For pricing, bed and board for three nights, 1500 bht per day plus a tip of 1500 if the three day stint goes well.

(price seems reasonable as it is entering the off-season).

Thanks guys. Let me know what you think.

[LittleBigMan]

I don't try to overthink Pattata, Come over and try to have a good time. Drink, party, eat some good food and have sex with young attractive women. That's all the thinking I do about Pattaya. Ha ha ha.

Yes, yes, legal or not that his exactly what one should do.

[Boyo544]

Hi all,

Long time reader. First time poster.

I frequented Thailand a decade ago, so although I know the score, can you give me a few pointers on TF.

I'm heading there again in early March.

A lot of good TF advice in these pages, and in accordance with the same advice, I'm not going to beat about the Bush. I'll make my requests up front & clear.

I plan to pick up a TF chick for a 3-night stint in a decent resortish hotel in Pattaya.

Would the following be realistic requests to ask in a first contact message to them on TF?

- 100% women only.

- take a standard STD test in advance with printout in English (I can pay for it. Obvs only for all-clear ones &#128540.

- list of requests (eg Nuru massage, anal play).

- thinking of proposing bed & board and 1,500 BHT per day with a 1500 bht tip after the 3 days predicated on how they met my requests.

(entering off-season is helping dictate pricing here).

- energetic & active in bed. Not starfish.

Basically I want to know would the above frighten off the younger chicks or are they non-runners?

Any advice appreciated.

Thanks all.

[Philip Marlow]

Here is how things works here for me, I'm not going to throw out Stats, where I got it, from who I got it, and when!

I once was briefed at a meeting as to how Pattaya is funded along with the rest of the country....

That's a lot of interesting information you posted. Thanks.

[Mystic23]

Me too, right now I'm in Pattaya and I've no problems to fuck thai girls barbeack! Everyday I start around 4 pm in SOi 6 and I fuck 1 or 2 ladies there bareback then I go eat and finish the night in a gogo or bar in Soi Bukhao or Walking street or anywhere in Pattaya. I do only BBFS with young sexy ladies between 18 to 25. Spend between 7000 to 10 000 bahts per day!

I agree. Never had any problems BBFS ladies from TF, gogo, or gents club. No pre-discussions or extra tips. It just happens naturally if you treat them well in bed. Just like you, I primarily see spinners between age of 18 22. Vast majority of the time the ladies just hop on BB without being prompted.

[Mystic23]

I searched through Pattaya reports but couldn't find any posts referencing edging. Wondering if any of the senior members here know of any ladies, freelancers, or masseuse, that knows how to provide great edging service through BBBJ and HJ? Many thanks in advance!

[Gilolo]

Me too, right now I'm in Pattaya and I've no problems to fuck thai girls barbeack! Everyday I start around 4 pm in SOi 6 and I fuck 1 or 2 ladies there bareback then I go eat and finish the night in a gogo or bar in Soi Bukhao or Walking street or anywhere in Pattaya. I do only BBFS with young sexy ladies between 18 to 25. Spend between 7000 to 10 000 bahts per day!

Which freelancers are you talking about exactly? From Beach Road? Clubs? Thai Friendly? I was in Pattaya last week and had no problems at all to find young (below 30), slim, attractive freelancers on Thai Friendly, who were willing to do everything without condom. So not just BBBJ but also BBFS, and the majority of them with CIP.

[MoonShot]

I don't try to overthink Pattata, Come over and try to have a good time. Drink, party, eat some good food and have sex with young attractive women. That's all the thinking I do about Pattaya. Ha ha ha.

[LittleBigMan]

This was more of an immigration issue than a prostitution issue, but full credit for a two for one deal. According the reports I saw there were NO Thai ladies arrested.

Here is how things works here for me, I'm not going to throw out Stats, where I got it, from who I got it, and when!

I once was briefed at a meeting as to how Pattaya is funded along with the rest of the country. With all the Hotels, tourist although Pattaya gets more money due to the fact they are part of the economy zone cities. Majority is based on actual register resident that being said not every Thai is register with the City I take at guess that at least 30% isn't. All the so call hotel tax doesn't mean it all stays in pattaya, Ten years ago, I was told officially there were only 350 government jobs in Pattaya, we are talking cops, fire, garbage, immigration, Doctors, nurses, impossible right! Majority are contracted when the register population grows so do that number by how much anyone guess? But last year reported budget for 2025 will be 19 Billion in which 16 is already accounted for do the math and that means 16 billion already taken for endless road word, garbage, police, wages that leaves 3 billion for new or emergency projects. So if beach road year after year 1 billion is allocated means a few millions taken off the top each year for the top dogs.

All smoke and mirrors no matter how you look at it, whether it be raids on Immigration or rounding up girls on Beach Road, cause a visit is going to be made each year. They don't have the resources and structural setup they want to be part of the International community doing so they get funding just like 10-15 million each year from the W. H. O. To fix being one of the worse countries to drive yet what do we see, signs! Does one really think an honest attempt is being made majority of money is all being pocketed.

So, when it comes to rounding up Immigration ladies working it is all smoke and mirriors, someone complaint because of that this is their solution. But since they have made it so easy for people to enter this country and stay should it be any surprise this is happening today, Before Covid, in Bangkok, Nigeria workers were all over Nana, then a complain in arrest and research realized majority of them were coming in on Student visa's after more digging the story always goes dead why it reaches names so high the story gets shut down.

The media here is under the control of the government they taper their writing to a point you never see real follow ups, digging expect anything like a 60 minute report don't hold your breath. Just a year ago and it was happening for years. The Chinese Triads had taken over half of the 72 provinces in Thailand the biggest ring was happening here in Pattaya, two of the largest entertainment building behind Big see, near Hollywood and Dilfer were taken over by one of the biggest bosses we are talking huge payments to the BIB Soi 9, Banglamung and the head man in Chon Buri, which Pattaya is part. Immigration in BKK, and Pattaya were handling out visa like candy. The Boss himself married the fat pig daughter of a General so he could operate freely being introduced to some of the richest faction in Thailand society to front their their money wasting in marrying he was given also Thai Citizenship This boss got so big and bold he brought in his own Chinese soldiers, even Chinese girls from the Mainland. My cousin flew in from H. K for one of his gatherings he told me it was like a scene from a Godfather movie he was running everything drugs, gambling, all under the usual name of import / export.

Before the raid, he got plenty of noticed and took off, in the raid it all started to unravel, but after the media write up for month it all gets shut down it goes too high up! The quietly replaced in Jomtien all the officials at the immigration in Jomtien. But now it is back to business as usual. So what you are talking is small stuff, it is all show and tell, some example's will be made but business as usual Laws are to be broken here. When there are raids here for Thais on Beach road, unless they are found with drugs pay a bit and go out and do it again. it Is recorded in a book not some computer, those who can pay, slip it under the table. I've knows a few girls on the Darkside, decent lookers police come to their club, arrest them papers not in order same as you haven't filled the Brown envelope enough. How they get out calls the Farang manager for example 50,000, do have negotiate, can't settle girls want out, police licks his chops makes a personal offer, let you out, tomorrow you meet me for dinner and suck my dick after. I take a guess majority of these Thai clubs, are owned by groups of Thai police same with majority of the gambling houses.

We can talk law all you guys want but the problem isn't the law. The only time you are going to get arrested is if you put yourself in a position to be arrested like so many fools, is stand on beach pull down your pants and billboard yourself, same as these stories of Russian having sex on the beach Stuff. You got to be pretty stupid to get arrested here. LOL.

Happy New Year fellas from LBM!

[SubCmdr]

This is the Pattya Reports threads I write this based on my experiences after being posted up in Pattaya for the last 18 months. Actually who first wrote:

Your time; Your money; Your dick; Your call!

Gentleman, a prostitute is not a thing, a slave, a product. A prostitute is a live human being with feeling just like you. They are independent business women or independent contractors providing social / sexual service for an agreed upon price.

The prices at which these providers of social / sexual services choose to provided those social / sexual services vary by both appearance (yours) and personal need. Catch a girl that needs 500 THB right now and she will go with you if you offer her 500 THB.

But if a girl in an establishment where 2000 THB is the standard fee for social / sexual services then that is the fee she will quote you and accept. Has anyone gone into Heaven Above and gotten BBBJ, Boom Boom and CIM finish for less than 2000 THB?

Lastly the types of services vary with the individual girl that is providing the social / sexual services:

I was in Pattaya last week and had no problems at all to find young (below 30), slim, attractive freelancers on Thai Friendly, who were willing to do everything without condom. So not just BBBJ but also BBFS, and the majority of them with CIP.

I am in Pattaya right now and my experiences are exactly the same as Mogwai and for the cost of 1200 THB - 2000 THB for short time.

The defense rests!