Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Newton York]

I just gave some awesome advice to one of our fellow hobbyists here who messaged me. Then it got me thinking, imagine if we could actually share our expertise to the wider world in general. Just imagine. We're experts in this field with literal decades of experience under our belts, and all over our cocks. But I have no padawan to impart this sex tourist Jedi knowledge to.

Master Yoda says "porn leads to jerking off, jerking off leads to sex, sex leads to paradise, and paradise is Thailand baby!

It's okay though, when you're as old as me, nothing matters anymore. I bet those people on flight 2216 all thought they had at the very least another day. Every day could be your last folks. We toil away at our shitty lives, with assholes at work, every day one breath closer to the last.

Anubis, give me the strength to quit my job please. I want to live again! I want to feel hot tits on my face again! By Beelzebub's balls, my life sucks.

Also, I personally think that submarine commander guy is good for this forum. All that complaining, and going after everyone. It's clearly his way of trying to cope with life, and this forum is free, we're all anonymous. There's literally no harm done. We can say just about anything we want. The only time any harm is done is if the dude is spamming us. Just think of him as kind of a sad guy who wants attention. In the end, aren't we all?
Some of us here have wives and families, some of us here have literally no one. But most of us all feel alone anyway. Not necessarily lonely, just alone. We are all brothers here. A band of brothers if you will. We fight every day to make this hobby better. Let's share some kindness fellas. The chicks who rent out their bodies for us to fuck, all over the world, they need us to get along so all can all move along. As Satan Himself would say "kum ba yah, bitches!"

Life is tough. But whenever I start to feel down, I think about this young lady and the hell that is her life and she can still somehow find a way to live another day. If anybody has the right to feel like shit, it would be her, but look at how strong and stoic she is in the face of so much poverty and adversity.

We can learn a thing or two from this chick:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7D-gyH88JPM


Also, this section is called 'rants, stupid shit and covid in Thailand'. We definitely have the rants and stupid shit parts covered, but covid? Man, I miss the days when cause of covid my stocks went through the roof. You guys remember? By the end of 2020 and basically the whole of 2021, you could buy almost any stock, it was guaranteed to go up. These days? Lucifer help me. If another pandemic would happen, and the market crashed, we can be sure it would go up again someday, but during the crash, most stocks would be on sale! Imagine that! Stocks are so expensive now, who can buy in anymore?

[SubCmdr]

I'm sure Axel Heyst and others will answer your questions any minute now.

You have held yourself out as being more knowledgeable about Pattaya than I am.

Why can't you answer my questions?

Or are you too deep in your feeling and butthurt to actual use the forum as it is intended: To share information on having sex with girls.

You made a definitive statement now back it up! Is the price you pay directly related to the appearance of the prostitute?

What is the cost in Pattaya to hire a prostitute at the following appearance levels: price for a 3, 6, 9?

Do the social / sexual services provided factor into the cost of hiring said prostitute?

Define the following terms: cheap, pretty, young.

It is time for those who are making judgments about the prostitues others hire to put up or shut up. It is time for all of you appearance experts on how much working girls cost based on attractiveness to get off you lame asses and back up lame ass statements. Because if you cannot present some definitive criteria to back up your OWN mother fucking statement then you are just a bunch of mother fucks talking out the side of your neck.

Or are you mother fucks going to with that lame ass excuse and claim that standards of beauty are universal and therefore everyone knows what a young pretty working girl looks like and her price?

Are there different beauty standards for working girls and regular girls? If so what are they?

Gauntlet is down gentlemen. Which one of you has enough testicular fortitude to pick up?

[SubCmdr]

Anytime anyone would like to get answers from me about my personal life that are unrelated to things having do to do with having sex with girls they are free to send me a PM and set up a face to face meeting with me. Let's see who has the testicular fortitude to do so.

[SubCmdr]

For those of you that enjoy (redacted for clarity) feel free to check the Jakarta Rants, Stupid Shit Section.

Still following my posting history and reading every single one of my posts?

Trigging your was unintentional. I thought that because this is the: Rants and Stupid shit in Jakarta you could handle it. But apparently you are one of those that can dish it out but cannot take it!

You were saying?

[UglyAzzMan]

In all seriousness it's kind of Stupid to buy Biscuit fir $18. Think of all the poor BBCs in Afreeka. Come on bro. Think of others for once.

[SubCmdr]

Example of abundance thinking

I've never understood why somebody would think it appropriate to tell a complete stranger what to do with their money. I don't buy into the concept of 'don't pay more than I do or you'll mess it up for me'.

I've been visiting Thailand since 1980. I fly business class from London and I stay in nice hotels (but not quite as expensive as the Marriot). I know what the going rates are, but I'm not going to haggle over a few thousand baht if that's what it takes for a memorable encounter.

Allover (you are the dumbest of the dumb mother fucks) I am calling you out directly Read the above post. Tell me is this guy bragging?

[Allover]

For those of you that enjoy watching a bully getting an assbloodying feel free to check the Jakarta Rants, Stupid Shit Section. Stub is attacking everyone but getting a beatdown like he does here. He is insulting other posters, talking about international tricks, putting words in bold print, talking about his dick, replying to his own posts, etc. Yes, he has infected another country thread. Don't bother checking the Jakarta Reports section. He has not posted a trip report.

His interest in Jakarta indicates to me that this may be his next move after deportation from Thailand. Oakie* pointed out that he got run out of the Dominican Republic so I doubt he can go back there. I doubt he'll go back to Richmond. He's all yours Jakarta.

*For those that don't know Oakie is a respected poster in the Dominican Republic section. He briefly came to the Thai Rants section and pissed in Stub's mouth before returning back to the Dominican section.

[Allover]

You made a definitive statement now back it up! Is the price you pay directly related to the appearance of the prostitute?

What is the cost in Pattaya to hire a prostitute at the following appearance levels: price for a 3, 6, 9?

Do the social / sexual services provided factor into the cost of hiring said prostitute?

Define the following terms: cheap, pretty, young.

It is time for those who are making judgments about the prostitues others hire to put up or shut up. It is time for all of you appearance experts on how much working girls cost based on attractiveness to get off you lame asses and back up lame ass statements. Because if you cannot present some definitive criteria to back up your OWN mother fucking statement then you are just a bunch of mother fucks talking out the side of your neck.

Or are you mother fucks going to with that lame ass excuse and claim that standards of beauty are universal and therefore everyone knows what a young pretty working girl looks like and her price?

Are there different beauty standards for working girls and regular girls? If so what are they?

Gauntlet is down gentlemen. Which one of you has enough testicular fortitude to pick up?

Hey Stub sit tight. I'm sure Axel Heyst and others will answer your questions any minute now. Or maybe they won't bother because they know you are punkass motherfucker.

Are you ok? I don't mean your rambling nonsense and hurling insults at as many people as you can. I'm talking about your stack. You seem pretty sensitive about the fact you like the low end market for girls and some others don't. Can you no longer afford prettier girls? Did something happen to your stack? Did you get a big tax bill from the Thai authorities? Or pay off some people in Richmond, Country of Origin?

[SubCmdr]

Been posted up in Pattaya for 19 months. Sent me a PM if you have the testicular fortitude to speak directly to my face man to man. After we clear the air we can hit the streets. But we buying bottles. If you don't have a flow to support to your stack and a willingness to spend it, don't bother to show up.

You must feel so proud of yourself, huh boy.

I do Mr. Poverty Thinker!

The point of this forum is to share information, not constantly insult and argue with other members.

Agreed. I have not insulted anyone that has not insulted me first. May I suggest that you read and make yourself familiar with the title of this thread:

Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

You are not required to read or respond to anything in this thread in order to engage in International Trickin activities.

Reporting your pitiful behavior now.

Thank you!

Now go back to beating your dick until you can get your work release pass from sex prison in your country of origin and onto your flight to JackCarter. I bet you cannot wait!

[SubCmdr]

I got two (count them) two with poverty mentalities on my ass. Neither one of them has seen a prostitute I have hired. Neither one of them actual post trip reports. Neither one of them have been posted up in Pattaya for as long as I have!

Complaints about how much money I spend in the club. Complaints about how little I pay freelancers from Thai Friendly. Complaints about how much I spend on my biscuits. Complaints about how much I spend on my shoes. Has either of the ever posted a picture of a prostitute that they have hired? Yet, sight unseen they have something to say about the prostitutes I hire, the biscuits that I buy and the shoes that I wear.

Those are poster children supporting the definition of Poverty Mentality as outlined by our geriatric sexual athlete up in My Chang (at least he has enough sense to know that my reference is actually a nod of respect):

Agree. Poverty thinking takes away most of the fun. Instead of thinking about having fun, the poverty thinker is thinking about whether he got a good deal, or did someome get a better deal, what else can I do, what are her boundaries, etc. Having fun is first, all else falls away.

[Gaijin Gigolo]

Farang Jackolo,

The only nerve that was struck was the one in your ass when you threw up some weak shit that I rejected like blocked shot in a NBA Highlight reel. I go hard in the mother fucking paint. You going to come a me you better come strong. So, bring it!

I would rather fuck ugly prostitutes than beat my dick all day pining away for my next trip while being so frustrated that when I post in the Pattaya Reports thread it gets deleted for being argumentative. How many months until you get laid in JackCarter again?

ROTFLMO!

You must feel so proud of yourself, huh boy. The point of this forum is to share information, not constantly insult and argue with other members. Reporting your pitiful behavior now.

[Explorer8939]

This is some All Over level of stupidity

Are you trying to tell me you do not negotiate with the prostitute you plan to hire about the social / sexual activities she will or will not provide for the price you are willing to pay?

Remember, you are the one judging the attractiveness of a prostitute sight unseen by the amount of money another man is paying.

Right there you are displaying your poverty mentality UglyAzzMan. But you are in good company with Allover who is our poster child for poverty thinking with his constant worry about:

My time; My money; My dick; My stack; my legal status; tax status; the location of where I am from and why I get to have so much more fun than him in Pattaya and know so much more than him about Pattaya!

I never specify services with a lady ahead of time. If she's new, I try her out, if she is a good one, I invite her back. If not, there is no shortage of other ladies in Pattaya.

I do get complaints about my service from ladies, once in a while. Since the vast majority of ladies want the customer to finish as soon as possible, I got very good at that. But, once in a while, I get a lady who complains that I finish too quickly. Some ladies apparently want some doggie after they do cowgirl. But only tell me afterwards.

[Allover]

Jocelyn Wildenstein aka Catwoman. YouTube her.

Hot or Not.

Punch Worakarn aka Punch. You Tube her.

Hot or Not.

Which one is getting buck fiddy. Hahaha.

Jocelyn Wildenstein- Not. The way she looks today she is Stub material. This is what the man without the Poverty Mindset gets for B1000.

Punch-Hot. Would pay 5-7 K for her.

All prices in Thai baht.

[SubCmdr]

Usually, but not always, cheap priced girls are low quality lookers or older past their prime types. There are diamonds in the rough out there, of course, and I like to slum occasionally, but cheap, pretty, young, working girls in Thailand are the exception not the rule.

You made a definitive statement now back it up! Is the price you pay directly related to the appearance of the prostitute?

What is the cost in Pattaya to hire a prostitute at the following appearance levels: price for a 3, 6, 9?

Do the social / sexual services provided factor into the cost of hiring said prostitute?

Define the following terms: cheap, pretty, young.

Exactly how does he is judging the attractiveness of girls he has never seen before? He does not factor in the service factor for his prostitutes. Personally I do more than just look at my prostitutes. The the social / sexual services they provide matter. But if we go with just appearance here how it should work:

Ugly Girl (3) - 1200 Short Time.

Pretty Girl (6) - 2400 Short Time.

Girl So Beautiful (9) - 3600 Short Time.

Thoughts and input are welcomed!

It is time for those who are making judgments about the prostitues others hire to put up or shut up. It is time for all of you appearance experts on how much working girls cost based on attractiveness to get off you lame asses and back up lame ass statements. Because if you cannot present some definitive criteria to back up your OWN mother fucking statement then you are just a bunch of mother fucks talking out the side of your neck.

Or are you mother fucks going to with that lame ass excuse and claim that standards of beauty are universal and therefore everyone knows what a young pretty working girl looks like and her price?

Are there different beauty standards for working girls and regular girls? If so what are they?

Gauntlet is down gentlemen. Which one of you has enough testicular fortitude to pick up?

[Newton York]

With each video I'm making, uploading to youtube, I'm learning more and more. Who says super old guys can't learn new things? I'm learning how to edit videos, can you guys believe it? Yes, the nonsense I'm uploading now is family friendly shit, but this is all in preparation for the day when I finally get to go back to Thailand. I'm almost set. I got my camera, I know how to use it, and use it rather surreptitiously. I'm learning the youtubes. This is it fellas. As soon as I'm forced to quit my job by the millennials in the shitty office, I'm on the first plane to Bangkok!

I too can be an asshole digital nomad besmirching Bangkok's good name!

I can't fucking wait. But this is when the floor gives way doesn't it? You work, and wait, you work and wait, and then when it's finally your time, you die of a heart attack!

I wouldn't be surprised if that happens. It's like I have no luck you know? I've waited for so long to go back to Thailand, wishing I was dead the whole way through, and in the future when I finally get to go back to paradise, that's probably when I'll bite the dust. Oh, for the love of Beelzebub, Mephistopheles, Lucifer and all that's good in hell, please let me live long enough to get back to Thailand. Or just kill me now.

With the thousands, tens of thousands of youtube videos shot in Bangkok, Pattaya, and so on, don't you guys wonder if you're in it? With how many times I've been to Bangkok, and all the places I've been while there I'm definitely in one of those videos. I don't give 2 fucks cause I'm super old and a dead man anyway. But for a lot of you, it's kinda embarrassing if the wifey finds out. Ha! No one gives a fuck. Your wife wouldn't be watching youtube videos of the seedier side of Bangkok anyway.

But I'll be there, taking a ton of footage, outside Thermae, all over Nana, Soi Cowboy, the outside of oilies, soapies. No annoying selfie sticks from me! You won't even notice me. It's going to be great!

I'll be fucking, eating, fucking, eating. Making videos, uploading, then fucking and eating.

What I wouldn't give to be there right now. How does it feel fellas? How does it feel to be living in paradise itself and be still so miserable? If you can't be happy in Bangkok, you can't be happy anywhere. Don't you get it? Thailand was created for us to party in! Literally made from the clay of creation itself, just for us to spurt jizz juice into. It was designed and created to be a playground for dudes like us. From these parts of the world. We MUST exploit it! We've exploited the whole world for centuries, what's a few more years? Third world ladies! THIRD WORLD!

That's what they exist for. By Satan's ballsack, you guys just don't get it. I'm wagging my finger at you. Tsk, tsk.