Sosua Reports

[Turgid]

I've been at this game most of my adult life, and got lots of stories. But if I did write a book about it, I'd want your permit to copyright some of the pics I got of you doing your thing in Sosua! LOL.

In those days Sosua ranked with the best worldwide. I regularly visited both Classicos and Help, Rio de Janeiro and give me Classicos at its best over Helpee at its best. In terms of ambience and quantity Help obviously wins but considering hottest ladies I'd give Classicos the edge, on their best nights.

[Oakie]

Do the Haitian ladies speak Spanish?

Mainly Haitian creole, and enough French, Spanish and English to make a good living on the game!

[Explorer8939]

Do the Haitian ladies speak Spanish?

[Oakie]

No question its Fantasy Island. Just saw a video down there of one the OGs from this board getting rubbed in the moonshine with a dominicana placing her phat ass on his bald head like hes in a Uncle Luke video on a random Tues while its 80 degrees. Meanwhile I'm stuck in my hometown with 10 inches of snow jerking off into the twlight with eporner because I'm stuck in the house LOL.

Damn Tio Oakie you really are the Yoda of this shit. I wouldn't be surprised if you almost married 2 indigenous women that gave you head simultaneously in a remote igloo in Antarctica🤣.

Some of yall need to start writing a tell all book about your adventures. There was a bartender that worked a legendary bar (Jose Oshay's) in Cabarete for many years and he told the craziest of stories. Put his book out on kindle. Fucking hilarious.

I've been at this game most of my adult life, and got lots of stories. But if I did write a book about it, I'd want your permit to copyright some of the pics I got of you doing your thing in Sosua! LOL.

[Coolie High]

You just can't hate on Sosua. The place is (at least for me) Fantasy Island. All we need is Mr. Roarke and Tattoo greeting people at the airport.

No question its Fantasy Island. Just saw a video down there of one the OGs from this board getting rubbed in the moonshine with a dominicana placing her phat ass on his bald head like hes in a Uncle Luke video on a random Tues while its 80 degrees. Meanwhile I'm stuck in my hometown with 10 inches of snow jerking off into the twlight with eporner because I'm stuck in the house LOL.

But I can't complain, I've been very lucky!

Some honorable mentions:

La Huerta in Acapulco. There with my bro after my divorce. Dozens of cute chicas and a dance floor. Girl, perfect for me, came over and sat on my lap, hugged me all night. I told bro to just leave me in Mexico, I was going to marry her! I meant at the time, but she wasn't there the next time.

Caesars Spa in NY City. Two absolute beauties in the Bacchus Room. No rush. Made all my dreams come true, then watched the Ali-Spinks fight in the lounge.

Prague in some bar on a side street with some international beauties. Actually got ripped off by the owner in the end, but it wasn't much and I went home happy! Well worth it.

Damn Tio Oakie you really are the Yoda of this shit. I wouldn't be surprised if you almost married 2 indigenous women that gave you head simultaneously in a remote igloo in Antarctica🤣.

Some of yall need to start writing a tell all book about your adventures. There was a bartender that worked a legendary bar (Jose Oshay's) in Cabarete for many years and he told the craziest of stories. Put his book out on kindle. Fucking hilarious.

[Mr Enternational]

Reading all these posts on Classicos makes me wish I could've been there. Closest thing I can think of goes back to 2004 when I was in my early twenties. I had a 12-hour overnight layover in Bangkok, so I went to the Soi Cowboy for the first time. I literally had five girls on me at once, and that was in the street. All of them rubbing, grabbing, or pulling me toward their respective bar. It was one of those times you think, "You got to be shitting me. "

That is an everyday thing on Soi 6 in Pattaya. If these guys are going crazy over little rinky dink Classico, they would have had cardiac arrest inside of Help in Rio.

[IronQuinn]

Thought I might chime in since we're running down memory lane. Reading all these posts on Classicos makes me wish I could've been there. Closest thing I can think of goes back to 2004 when I was in my early twenties. I had a 12-hour overnight layover in Bangkok, so I went to the Soi Cowboy for the first time. I literally had five girls on me at once, and that was in the street. All of them rubbing, grabbing, or pulling me toward their respective bar. It was one of those times you think, "You got to be shitting me. " Met an Aussie in one of the bars who showed me the ropes, and then went to town. Didn't sleep that night and nearly missed my flight in the morning. I've mongered on six continents (including a trip to PNG, but I wouldn't recommend it for the girls), and that one night in Bangkok took the cake. Haven't been there since, so don't know how it is today. The bar fines were extremely cheap, and the girls never said no, everything was on the table.

As for Sosua, I love it there. Even with all the places I've been, it's still one of my favorites. You can't beat the small friendly beach town feel. My last trip (six months ago) was fantastic, and I'll be heading down again this year. I'm very outgoing and can speak conversational Spanish, so that really helps the sessions. I'm always smiling and cracking jokes, and the girls get relaxed around me. I like to hang with locals just as much as other tourists. In the street, bars, or beach. Some of my best memories are sitting in a plastic chair on Pedro passing around a bottle of Brugal with local Dominicans till midnight, calling girls over as they pass by and having them sit on my lap, crack a joke or two, and maybe grab contact info. I take my time and pull at least one new girl every night. The sessions are good, only one from the last trip would I call a 5/10. Two out of three girls I pick will be Haitian, but the best from the last trip was a 23-year-old Dominicana named Laura (see the pic). I swear that girl was a bedroom gymnast, eyes closed, moaning, sweating, that girl was really into it, one position after the next. You just can't hate on Sosua. The place is (at least for me) Fantasy Island. All we need is Mr. Roarke and Tattoo greeting people at the airport.

[Explorer8939]

Oh that feeling! Everything you ever wanted! Smiling at you.

But where is it today? Anybody know? I've strolled down Soi 6, Soi Cowboy courtesy of Google Street views, but it doesn't interest me!

But I can't complain, I've been very lucky!

Some honorable mentions:

La Huerta in Acapulco. There with my bro after my divorce. Dozens of cute chicas and a dance floor. Girl, perfect for me, came over and sat on my lap, hugged me all night. I told bro to just leave me in Mexico, I was going to marry her! I meant at the time, but she wasn't there the next time.

Caesars Spa in NY City. Two absolute beauties in the Bacchus Room. No rush. Made all my dreams come true, then watched the Ali-Spinks fight in the lounge.

Prague in some bar on a side street with some international beauties. Actually got ripped off by the owner in the end, but it wasn't much and I went home happy! Well worth it.

The best for me was any small city in Russia back in the day. Cheerleader types delivered to my hotel room for $20. I would complain if the charge was $30 (the dollar equivalent of the price in rubles).

So many guys lamenting the decline of Sosua, how about recent experiences?

[Oakie]

To me it was the sensory overload. Soo many fine quality honeys to choose from that your body literally would become numb. Had to keep your head down or wear sunglasses because if you made eye contact with a honey she be on you faster then a fat kid eating grannys homemade peach cobbler. I seen alot of grown ass men who couldn't handle all those aggressive lips hips and thighs wanting them at one time, that they literally had to go run to the bathroom and gather themselves. I should know because I was once that guy LOL.

I honestly want to experience that feeling one more time. Its a sensations of when a man for the 1st time witness Fantasy becoming Reality right before his VERY eyes. Like a grown man has died and gone to heaven but get to be alive instead to experience all that heavenly glory. GREAT memories indeed.

Oh that feeling! Everything you ever wanted! Smiling at you.

But where is it today? Anybody know? I've strolled down Soi 6, Soi Cowboy courtesy of Google Street views, but it doesn't interest me!

But I can't complain, I've been very lucky!

Some honorable mentions:

La Huerta in Acapulco. There with my bro after my divorce. Dozens of cute chicas and a dance floor. Girl, perfect for me, came over and sat on my lap, hugged me all night. I told bro to just leave me in Mexico, I was going to marry her! I meant at the time, but she wasn't there the next time.

Caesars Spa in NY City. Two absolute beauties in the Bacchus Room. No rush. Made all my dreams come true, then watched the Ali-Spinks fight in the lounge.

Prague in some bar on a side street with some international beauties. Actually got ripped off by the owner in the end, but it wasn't much and I went home happy! Well worth it.

[Coolie High]

The best part was dancing and grinding with the chicas on the dance floor. Start out at Merengue without the windows and end up upstairs.

To me it was the sensory overload. Soo many fine quality honeys to choose from that your body literally would become numb. Had to keep your head down or wear sunglasses because if you made eye contact with a honey she be on you faster then a fat kid eating grannys homemade peach cobbler. I seen alot of grown ass men who couldn't handle all those aggressive lips hips and thighs wanting them at one time, that they literally had to go run to the bathroom and gather themselves. I should know because I was once that guy LOL.

I honestly want to experience that feeling one more time. Its a sensations of when a man for the 1st time witness Fantasy becoming Reality right before his VERY eyes. Like a grown man has died and gone to heaven but get to be alive instead to experience all that heavenly glory. GREAT memories indeed.

[Guthrie]

The politicians made a deal to move the black guys up the street. I think the same guy owns the casino and Classicos. He is making great money so no need to reopen Classicos. The heavy policing has also chased the hot Santiago babes away. Never the less Classicos in its prime was as good as it gets. Pulling the trigger in there was so hard. The competition was so tough for the girls they were more humble then the skezzers working the streets now. Sadly so many things were better back in the day.

The best part was dancing and grinding with the chicas on the dance floor. Start out at Merengue without the windows and end up upstairs.

[OldKool]

The politicians made a deal to move the black guys up the street. I think the same guy owns the casino and Classicos. He is making great money so no need to reopen Classicos. The heavy policing has also chased the hot Santiago babes away. Never the less Classicos in its prime was as good as it gets. Pulling the trigger in there was so hard. The competition was so tough for the girls they were more humble then the skezzers working the streets now. Sadly so many things were better back in the day.

Great times. I have mongered all over the world and some of the finest ladies I've ever had were out of Classicos. So sad to think those times will never happen again.

[Xpartan]

Great times. I have mongered all over the world and some of the finest ladies I've ever had were out of Classicos. So sad to think those times will never happen again.

Agreed. Always managed to pull a cutie out of Classico even when the pickings were slim in the streets.

[Oakie]

Great times. I have mongered all over the world and some of the finest ladies I've ever had were out of Classicos. So sad to think those times will never happen again.

On that note indulge me a little nostalgia.

La Passion was the poster child for point and click mongering back then.

One stop shop. Top shelf strippers with "normal" bodies. Clean actual bedrooms to do the deed, and decent prices. Used to blow away my newbie visitors.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mwKO_1EDNo&t=79s

(Hang in for the dancers at the end).

[Norbert61]

Closed again.

No info, but the 17 servers looking for jobs in the area, so it may be a while.

There's a number of bars that do this every three months- close. Fire all the staff- reopen- avoid all the extras you need to pay full time employees. Some places just fire the girls one at a time before they hit the 3 month mark. There are enough doing this that they move around. It'll be open again shortly- LOL. Banged a waitress from there last night though I met her via a different route.