Bangkok Reports

[SubCmdr]

If you must wear shorts, only during the day, long pants at night.

Is that because you are in CockBang?

Because it is not like that in Pattaya. In fact clothing with natural soft materials so that they do not irritate the skin of the girls that want to grind on you is highly recommended if your prefer venue where all hands are on dick (I mean on deck). Or is it that you lovers of CockBang don't engage in such decedent activities and just politely observe and admire the female form from afar.

ROTFMAO!

[Goatscrot]

You get better results with long pants. You don't see hiso Thais wearing shorts.

Nyezhov is spot on. If you must wear shorts, only during the day, long pants at night.

[Huntsman]

You get better results with long pants. You don't see hiso Thais wearing shorts.

It probably depends on what your legs are like.

[LecheAlot]

Burana Sat Road.

I walked up and down the length of that road today.

My God.

Is that where they put the old birds out to pasture? LOL.

I don't mind a bit of rough but that place was apocalyptic.

It was interesting to me as an explorer but not as a monger.

[FernandoAlonso]

As I consider myself an old Bangkok hand and having had previously good experience with local joints I just had to do T-Ded. While having significant Thai experience for literally decades I do not speak Thai nor do I particularly like the party setup thing. I am no heavy drinker, monger alone so it is kind of not my sweet spot.

T-Ded is easy enough to find, BTS Saphan Kwai, walk 10 minutes past the Big see turn left two times and it is difficult to miss. Action starts around 9 pm, they are open until 5 AM. The place is in urgent need for renovation, nothing high end here. Just a run down gogo bar with dancers in bikinis. I entered around 9:30 after a massage nearby as I had arrived too early. The massage was good but most interesting was the special negotiation going on in the next section. My therapist and I had a good laugh.

So back to T-Ded. You just enter, the manager speaks 3 words of English, get a table or a private room (150 Bath per hour). Order drinks and food or pick a girl first. Manager is very helpful but you will be the only white Falange. There were at least 50 girls, most GND and really almost all doable. I picked one, who turned out to be a dancer so she will be away for a couple of minutes occasionally but no worries she will be back. The private rooms have glass doors so not much privacy, I did not experience or saw a lot of naughty action therefore. Communication via google translate was easy. The food costs 150 to 400 bath a plate, beer also 150 for a big bottle. They will try to get you to order more and everyone wants a 100 baht tip. So watch it. It will add up. I stayed 2 hours with my girl and paid 2200 including tips, it will be difficult to get much less. The 100 baht lap dances are lame. She grinds you for 3 minutes and lets you grab her naked tits. You give her 100. Not sure why that is in any way appealing. Take out to a nearby dump hotel with only cold water is 2500 all inclusive, she wanted 6 k for the night but leave at 6 am. No good deal IMHO. So I took her ST, which was short but a full GFE delight. Tipped her 500. So the whole evening came to a little more than 5 k plus 65 baht motobikertaxi back home. And I doubt you can get this much lower. It is absolutely no problem to go there as long as you know how to behave in Thailand and watch your expenses. It was it worth for me to experience it once but is it really cheaper? I visited Geisha to see my lovely Bam and had a bar tap of 1 k for 3 lady drinks plus my beer. BF 1 k and she would have gotten another 3 k. So no big difference. But thanks for finding this place and keep more local options coming. There is much more to Bangkok than Nana, Soi Cowboy and the usual MPs!

FA.

[EihTooms]

You don't need long pants anywhere in Thailand other than the Buddhist temples.

Doesn't Levels on Sukhumvit Soi 11 require men to wear long pants and no sandals / open toe shoes? Maybe other similar clubs too. They used to. But I have not gone in there in a couple of years.

[Llantarnam]

Pull out is better than cum in pussy for birth control.

A bit of back door action is even better.

[Newton York]

Hey guys.

My first ever mongering trip to Thailand is almost here! I'll have two nights in BK before I fly to Phuket. As my time in BK is pretty short I'll be doing the obvious / easy stuff like Nana Plaza and any other bars walking distance that take my fancy.

Are there any venues there that insist on long pants for entry? Obviously it's going to be hot out there and I would usually prefer to wear shorts in a climate like that. I have smart shorts and shirts ie I wouldn't be out in cargo shorts, vest and flip flops but would it be better to wear long pants?

Thanks.

I have seen tourists in temples in Bangkok with shorts. Not ridiculously short shorts, obviously hot pants won't do, but khaki shorts are fine. It's hot as hell in South East Asia. Wear whatever you want, in most places in Bangkok if they need you to cover up, they'll have shawls ready for you. Plenty of clueless tourists showing up at what Arun and such places, wearing next to nothing, at the entrance they'll just make you cover up with whatever they have in hand. That's it. This ain't like malasia or Indonesia where you have a bunch of highly fanatical muslim types that'll kick your ass if you show a little skin. Ha!

It's Thailand baby! It's all sex, all the time. It's a playground created by Mephistopheles Himself for us to spill seed in. Have fun! You're going to literally the best adult playground in the world and you thinking about a dress code? Even at Nana and Cowboy, 9 out of 10 dudes there dress incredibly shabby. Like they're about to mow the lawn on a Saturday kind of shabby.

[Werqweq]

I always tell the girls I had a vasectomy and can have no babies when negotiating, even though I have not. They sometimes want more money to do bareback. I usually cum outside their pussy anyway, on their ass. Pull out is better than cum in pussy for birth control.

Bet your father did the same, and with intelligence considered highly heritable, here you are. Lying to girls, and helping bring more dimwitted fatherless children into the world.

[HumbleHal]

So I rolled over too, took off the condom, throwing it on the pillow
next to hear head with a grin, and inserted my dick again.

I didn't feel like delaying things more, so pumped in and out for a few
minutes, before coming inside her pussy. .. I told her about
my vasectomy, and after her confirming no baby possible, she relaxed
again, though still wanted me off and run to the bathroom and shower.

I always tell the girls I had a vasectomy and can have no babies when negotiating, even though I have not. They sometimes want more money to do bareback. I usually cum outside their pussy anyway, on their ass. Pull out is better than cum in pussy for birth control.

[Nyezhov]

Noticed one small girl with shoulder-length hair to my immediate left,
in the group nearest the bar I think, and looked more closely at her.
She seemed to be be around 25-27, or maybe even a well-preserved early 30.
She didn't have too much make-up on, but with the make-up she had,
the distance, and the dim light, hard to tell for sure. .

The girls right near the check in desk are girls who have been there a long time and are more "professional".

[Nyezhov]

Ever.

There are a ton of guys who have been in Bangkok a lot longer than me. I just got here this week. However my hotel is next to thermae on porpose. The girls have I have been pulling there tell me every girl asks for 3000 and they don't budge. I am sure that there are a few that ask for more but 3000 seems to be the floor.

Thats the rate they quote most folks, yes.

[Nyezhov]

Hey guys.

My first ever mongering trip to Thailand is almost here! I'll have two nights in BK before I fly to Phuket. As my time in BK is pretty short I'll be doing the obvious / easy stuff like Nana Plaza and any other bars walking distance that take my fancy.

Are there any venues there that insist on long pants for entry? Obviously it's going to be hot out there and I would usually prefer to wear shorts in a climate like that. I have smart shorts and shirts ie I wouldn't be out in cargo shorts, vest and flip flops but would it be better to wear long pants?

Thanks.

You get better results with long pants. You don't see hiso Thais wearing shorts.

[UglyAzzMan]

So I went to Thermos to see what's up.

It's what I expected. There are Hottie s among the Ugliest.

No skin at all on the Hotties. It's like they dressed for a night out in Tokyo.

One must assume big Tits is fake tits. A no go for me.

As usual the less than attractive seem to be much Friendly.

Positive is Pricing. Much less than Rainbow.

Conclusions. Soi 6 Better.

[Gaijin Gigolo]

Hey guys.

My first ever mongering trip to Thailand is almost here! I'll have two nights in BK before I fly to Phuket. As my time in BK is pretty short I'll be doing the obvious / easy stuff like Nana Plaza and any other bars walking distance that take my fancy.

Are there any venues there that insist on long pants for entry? Obviously it's going to be hot out there and I would usually prefer to wear shorts in a climate like that. I have smart shorts and shirts ie I wouldn't be out in cargo shorts, vest and flip flops but would it be better to wear long pants?

Thanks.

You don't need long pants anywhere in Thailand other than the Buddhist temples.