Bangkok Reports

[Nyezhov]

Wow, that was an education. I have no desire to hook up with a uni girl, but I read the whole thing. Thanks.

Reading about it is as bad as doing it.

[Sychip1]

Bangkok's university girls, often seen in their iconic short black skirts and white blouses, are the subject of many foreigners' fantasies. But before diving headfirst into this dream, it's crucial to face the realities, challenges, and potential pitfalls. Picking up university girls in Bangkok isn't as easyor as glamorousas it may seem on YouTube or in your imagination.

The Language Barrier and Cultural Gap..

Good insight but YMMV obviously. I recently had a fling with a girl who's a uni student just started her 2nd year (so she's 19) & met her on bumble. She's kinda curvy & looks pretty hot in her IG pics but I would say probably 4-5 kg added on and using good angles in her pics. She still looks hot when she makes the effort though.

It was a freebie, I would just call her from time to time. I wouldn't say she's particularly more into sex than other Thai girls as generally they are really into sex. And the fantasy about the girls in their school skirts with the slit, dang that's really hot but aren't those high school students so that's off the table.

The final thing I'd add is that Thai girls are really open to dating guys much older. I remember another girl who was 21-22 and she was saying she would even date guys above 45 and have done before. She was actually v sexy like an 8/10, curvy tanned with flat stomach. No payment and she go back to mine that night after a few drinks. But found out she blocked me on IG the next day for no reason.

[Philip Marlow]

Bangkok's university girls....

Wow, that was an education. I have no desire to hook up with a uni girl, but I read the whole thing. Thanks.

[EverythingThai]

Bangkok's university girls, often seen in their iconic short black skirts and white blouses, are the subject of many foreigners' fantasies. But before diving headfirst into this dream, it's crucial to face the realities, challenges, and potential pitfalls. Picking up university girls in Bangkok isn't as easyor as glamorousas it may seem on YouTube or in your imagination.

The Language Barrier and Cultural Gap.

For starters, many university girls in Bangkok have limited English skills. This language barrier alone makes meaningful connections difficult unless you speak Thai. Additionally, cultural differences mean their dating expectations may differ significantly from those of foreigners.

Campus Approaches: A Risky Move.

Trying to meet these girls at their universities might seem like a natural approach, but it's a mistake. Thai campuses are not public spaces, and wandering around without a purpose can result in complaints, security intervention, or even police involvement for trespassing. It's best to avoid this route altogether.

Shopping Malls and the YouTube Myth.

Videos of foreigners picking up girls in Bangkok's shopping malls like Siam Paragon or CentralWorld often paint an unrealistic picture. Many of these videos are staged. While it's possible to strike up a conversation in these places, expect skepticism or indifference, as Thai women often view unsolicited approaches from foreigners as intrusive. Have I done this before. Yes. In Pattaya it was easy. Why? Because many of the girls there work as FLs. In Bangkok I did it twice at Central Lat Phrao. However, it was with girls who worked there and I was a regular customer in their shop. I did get a couple of strangers contacts but they never replied to my lines. They just gave me their line ID to get rid of me. Few will have luck at this. Meeting them on Tinder and then meeting them at the mall, their place of work is a much more realistic scenario which I did often.

The Khaosan Road Scene.

Khaosan Road, Bangkok's backpacker haven, is a more realistic venue for meeting university-aged girls. While you'll primarily encounter tourists, some Thai students might visit for a night out. Keep in mind, though, that most of them are there to have fun, not to meet someone serious. If you get lucky here, it is one of the best ways to meet them and the one night stand will most likely be a freebie.

Tinder, ThaiFriendly, and Fiw Fans.

Online platforms like Tinder and ThaiFriendly offer more accessible avenues for meeting university girls. However, these apps are saturated with competition, and many users may not be genuine or are looking for financial support. Some foreigners have had luck meeting "Fiw fans" (freelancers), but these interactions are paid and most wont want to see you again. If a relationship develops, know it's likely rooted in a power imbalance. However, you will be able to fuck them, but don't get any idea about freebies. I fucked many of them during Covid. It was a blast. Even before Covid, I got lucky and found one on TF but she was also being supported by a Thai man so I didn't last long. I was just a change for her and when the foreigner novelty wore off, it ended.

Hostess Bars and Kareokes.

Hostess bars like The Pimp or Karaoke bars are likely places to find genuine university girls. However, the girls working in these establishments are street-smart and highly experienced in dealing with men. If you're hoping to meet someone naive or unjaded, these venues won't deliver. They will want your money. So just pay and get out.

Gents' Clubs, RCA, and the High-End Scene.

Some of Bangkok's gorgeous university girls frequent gentlemen's clubs, RCA, or high-end venues. However, these girls are often supported by wealthy Thai men who provide them with cars, condos, or tuition payments or they are looking for this. Competing in this scene as a foreigner is challenging and expensive. Even if you connect with one of these women, maintaining the relationship will likely require significant financial resources. So, just pay to play if you want and get out.

The "Innocent Girl" Fantasy.

Suppose you're lucky enough to meet an "innocent" university girl who genuinely likes you. Her friends or family may soon educate her on the reality of relationships with foreigners, leading to complications or demands. In the end, even this scenario can become costly emotionally or financially. Don't believe others who tell stories of dorm room hook ups and free cooking classes in exchange for sex LOL. Also don’t believe the guy that tells you one will fuck you at your beck and call monthly for 5k baht. You might get lucky for a month or two, but it will end fast just like I just described.

The Bottom Line.

While the fantasy of dating and or just fucking a hot, young university girl in Bangkok is alluring, the reality is often far from it. Language barriers, cultural differences, financial expectations, and social dynamics make this pursuit complex and potentially disappointing. Most foreigners should abandon this unrealistic dream and just pay to play with one of them if given the opportunity.

Chasing a fantasy may lead to fleeting excitement, but understanding the cultural nuances and being realistic about the challenges will save you from unnecessary frustration and expense and making a complete and utter fool out of yourself.

Why? Here is why. Many university girls have rich Thai boyfriends who are married but fuck them as Mia Nois. Sometimes their wives even know. These young girls get cars, paid condos and tuition payments. Why would they want to fuck around with a broke farang or holiday farang who has watched too much you tube with a Thai university girl fetish? If you want to compete with these rich Thai men, you better be prepared to pay.

[EverythingThai]

Well I first found out when I was riding past a bar and saw him. I stopped and hung out for a minute and took a liking to another girl that was working. I negotiated with my girl for 1000 LT and paid the bar fine. I asked him how much he was gving his girl. He said nothing. He gives her 3000-5000 each month and she comes when he wants her. He said a lot of times she even pays her own bar fine when he wants her to come during work hours. Said he has several chicks he does that with.

I like too many different chicks, so in a lot of cases it takes me 6 months to 1 year to get back around to the same chick. Better for me to pay as I go.

I think the point of this forum is to report things that are realistic. I have been in Thailand for 15 years and mongering the whole time. I would just like to say that any young and decent looking girl will not go LT for 1000 Baht in Bangkok and you would even be hard pressed to find that in Pattaya. The key to this statement is "YOUNG AND DECENT LOOKING GIRL" Further, no young and decent looking girl will accept 3000-5000 Baht per month to go to fuck the guy at his beck and call each month all the wile even paying her own bar fine. Either this story was from 20+ years ago or the girls in question were old and unattractive.

A post like this just gives newbies unrealistic expectations. I will tell you about some sceneries that are more realistic.

Let's just say you end up frequenting a bar like Maggie Mays in Pattaya or let's say Bunny bar on Soi 4 in Bangkok. You meet one of the girls there and bar fine her a few times. Then you become a regular customer. While being a regular customer, the two of you develop feelings for each other. Then a semi relationship starts. During that relationship, sometimes the girl will skip off work early because it's quiet or she had a big customer earlier that day and go to see the guy. That would require her to pay her own bar fine to get off work early. This has happened to me plenty of times. Sometimes I would pay the girl the next morning and other times I wouldn't. Sometimes I would throw her a few bucks at the end of a given month to help her out and other times I wouldn't. This type of thing is more like a kik in Thai which means fuck buddy or friends with benefits. Meaning fuck buddy, not money.

For the newbies out here and most of the others. Please don't get it in your head that you can get young and attractive bar girls these days for 1000 Baht LT. And don't think that you can get a young and attractive bar girl to fuck you anytime of the day or night at your beck and call for 3000-5000 Baht total per month. However, the girl might give you a freebie here and there, but that comes with her expectation of more from you later on such as sponsorship or a real monthly salary of 15,000 Baht ++ per month or marriage. This type of relationship normally lasts only a short time because the girl realizes the farang is not willing to commit and take her out of the bar or she realizes that the guy is fucking others. Meanwhile thinking its ok for her because its her job but the farang should remain faithful to her.

FYI. Young and attractive bar girl for me = 20-25 years old. Not 35-45, chunky, with 2-3 kids under her belt and divorced 2 times.

Keep it real guys when posting about the Bangkok scene guys. The girls in Bangkok are classier, dress nice, spend hours doing their make up, nails and hair before going out and look for guys who have it together. The girls that accept 1000 LT and salaries of 3-5 k per month in return for unlimited fucking are not the top tier girls, nor the middle tier girls or even the below average girls.

Knowing this. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. However, I have seen foreigners with some scary looking ladies walking down sukhumvit. I have also seen dudes who dont pay any money and get real girl friends. I have been there and done that plenty of times over the last 15 years. This is not the same thought as what MR. E has just posted about. What he is saying is just not realistic in this day and time and over the last 15 years for young and attractive bar girls working in the farang haunts where most guys will initially meet the girl. Even in the Thai haunts where mostly ST is the only option.

For what Mr.E describes for:3000-5000 Baht per month, Thai men will pay a lot sometimes for their kiks. They are young university girls with white skin who are beautiful. These Thai men buy them cars and condos. Why would they want one of us, a foreigner for chump change?

Now in my next post, I will educate you guys on Thai university girls. I have read a lot of inaccurate info below.

[Mr Enternational]

LOL. I have to tip my hat to your buddy then. He the man.

I'm having difficulties imagining how I'd explain just the concept itself to a tf-girl in Bangkok without her looking at me like I'm someone that just fell off the moon.

Well I first found out when I was riding past a bar and saw him. I stopped and hung out for a minute and took a liking to another girl that was working. I negotiated with my girl for 1000 LT and paid the bar fine. I asked him how much he was gving his girl. He said nothing. He gives her 3000-5000 each month and she comes when he wants her. He said a lot of times she even pays her own bar fine when he wants her to come during work hours. Said he has several chicks he does that with.

I like too many different chicks, so in a lot of cases it takes me 6 months to 1 year to get back around to the same chick. Better for me to pay as I go.

[Werqweq]

I have a buddy in Pattaya that does that, and 3000-5000 is exactly what he gives them. And I am not talking about for short time. In many cases guys saying what can not be done have never tried doing it.

LOL. I have to tip my hat to your buddy then. He the man.

I'm having difficulties imagining how I'd explain just the concept itself to a tf-girl in Bangkok without her looking at me like I'm someone that just fell off the moon.

[Thai Friend]

Newbie first report.

Been here 10 days or so. Have racked up a few wins and losses and just wanted to post a report chronicling some of my adventures:

Blowjob bars make up a large percentage of what I'm looking for. Known cost, no haggling, low price, and easy access. I am not very picky about women when I don't plan on full body-to-body contact. Older women have better skills, and that suits me just fine. I'm old and am not excited by young girls. I haven't paid over 800 Baht yet, and the girls are fun.

Lotlitas and Kasalong and Duangporn are all winners. Lolitas doesn't have a sink, which is why I spend more time at the others. I'm old so I make them earn their money! Most have lasted an impressive amount of time before they take a break, and then I inform them that I rarely finish in the mouth and let them spank it. Am I a bad person for letting them go until they can't anymore? Hahahahahaha..

Lucky me I actually did find a teenager at Analisa last month. I wanted to try their glory hole service. First time having my dick dangle through a hole in the table but that was pretty much it. At some point she went down there for a quick rub but no BJ nothing. It was such a let down compared to the original script you see online.

[Paolo99]

Newbie first report.

Checkout the menu at Analisa Massage (right next to Kasalong). You know what you pay for and the only variable is: Can you find a girl you like. FYI, you will, as long as you are not looking for a teenager. One particular oddity. The menu clearly states NO BARE BLOWJOBS. Bummer.

Hope this helps other newbies.

Don't forget to mention another particularity of that shit place.

They love to stick something deep in the customer's arse.

[Fargler]

Newbie first report.

Been here 10 days or so. Have racked up a few wins and losses and just wanted to post a report chronicling some of my adventures:

Blowjob bars make up a large percentage of what I'm looking for. Known cost, no haggling, low price, and easy access. I am not very picky about women when I don't plan on full body-to-body contact. Older women have better skills, and that suits me just fine. I'm old and am not excited by young girls. I haven't paid over 800 Baht yet, and the girls are fun.

Lotlitas and Kasalong and Duangporn are all winners. Lolitas doesn't have a sink, which is why I spend more time at the others. I'm old so I make them earn their money! Most have lasted an impressive amount of time before they take a break, and then I inform them that I rarely finish in the mouth and let them spank it. Am I a bad person for letting them go until they can't anymore? Hahahahahaha.

Wood bar had the worst looking women I have encountered in Bangkok. I was unable to pick one and enter. I am so happy I showed up before it was dark, and I wasnt so horny that I could walk away! And remember, I am not against older women. Horrific old hags! Harpys! They were offended because I walked up so confident and ready to play. Then after looking at each girl I noped the fuck out. I would rather not offend anyone, but I was unable to leave with a polite "some other time". They could see the repulsed look on my face.

Legit-looking massage parlors are kinda a waste of time. Out front you only pay the house bill, and then negotiate in whispers in the room. I like to know what I am paying for before I take off my hat. And in whispers, everything costs too much and there are adders for everything. Every statement like "show me your tits" is answered by "how much you pay?" Fuck that. Reminds me of mongering in the states.

Also, I haven't experienced any hot-towel cleanup yet. After she rubs oil all over you, and then my pecker making a huge mess, the girls returns with like 3 kleenex to wipe you down. As I exit, my pants and shirt are sticking to my oily skin. Gross.

That why I recommend a full on sex establishment. Don't fuck around with a massage parlor with unknown cost for extras. Go somewhere where prices are on the menu that detail blowjob, full service, fetish, costume etc. No unknowns. Shower before and shower after. No negotiating. You pay more than you could negotate at a normal massage parlor, but it's worth it.

Checkout the menu at Analisa Massage (right next to Kasalong). You know what you pay for and the only variable is: Can you find a girl you like. FYI, you will, as long as you are not looking for a teenager. One particular oddity. The menu clearly states NO BARE BLOWJOBS. Bummer.

Hope this helps other newbies.

Fargler.

[FernandoAlonso]

Nice. If you ever want to go in as a group. Feel free to hit me up on PM. I'm a regular in this place and have been one for 10 years.

On a side note guys I would just like to mention a few things about Fernando Alonso. I first saw him posting 10 years ago on the China boards. He is a legend. His post count of 819 over a very long period of time may not outwardly reflect that. However. Ever wonder why? It's because when he posts, he posts a no nonsense report that's clear and concise and gives excellent advice, all the while never getting hung up on what others post and he never gets into online battles. Just clear and concise reports and gentlemanly comments complimenting others on their reports, a lot of my mongering habits and tactics I learnt from him.

Kudos to you my ISG brother. We should all learn from you.

I can only return the compliments! Lots I learned here and without your report would have never found T-DED! You are the legend and all that contribute here. Keep it coming, it has been difficult enough to find reasonable priced quality currently.

Thanks everythingThai and happy hit you up in summer when I return! Hopefully.

FA.

[Mr Enternational]

Or try suggesting to some TF-girl that you will pay her 5000 once, and then you'll just ring her up whenever you want a free fuck for the next 30 days. See what she thinks for a quick reality check.

I have a buddy in Pattaya that does that, and 3000-5000 is exactly what he gives them. And I am not talking about for short time. In many cases guys saying what can not be done have never tried doing it.

I ran into the same thing years ago in the Angeles thread when I was talking about giving the money to the girl the next day instead of paying at the bar before taking the girl. I was doing nothing special. Just telling the mamasan that I would give the girl the money the next day. People swore that was impossible, but of course they had never tried to do it. Maybe it is a personality thing.

[EverythingThai]

Yes, I picked up my girl actually at the very end of the back room near the toilet. Thanks confirming that you can just go in, have a drink (my beer was 170 BTW), pay the 1 hour sit down and go for the NY Hotel. Will try that. They have nice girls. Mine was great and I would have loved to repeat but to mercenary.

Nice. If you ever want to go in as a group. Feel free to hit me up on PM. I'm a regular in this place and have been one for 10 years.

On a side note guys I would just like to mention a few things about Fernando Alonso. I first saw him posting 10 years ago on the China boards. He is a legend. His post count of 819 over a very long period of time may not outwardly reflect that. However. Ever wonder why? It's because when he posts, he posts a no nonsense report that's clear and concise and gives excellent advice, all the while never getting hung up on what others post and he never gets into online battles. Just clear and concise reports and gentlemanly comments complimenting others on their reports, a lot of my mongering habits and tactics I learnt from him.

Kudos to you my ISG brother. We should all learn from you.

[Werqweq]

This is copy pasta from their site; Not sure if I'm allowed to link it or even mention it.

Sideline girls are like Giks (mistress) with the difference that you pay them a fixed amount per month and can call them whenever you feel like.

Prices: Negotiable and depending on the girl from 3,000 to 5,000 Baht a month.

Forget that. That's just some confused guy talking nonsense.

Sideline girls are not like giks + monthly pay. Our tourist-equivalent of dek sideline would be thaifriendly freelancers. With the prices for short-time / long-time in Bangkok being around 3,000-5,000, it's obvious the above quoted monthly price is nonsense too. Or try suggesting to some TF-girl that you will pay her 5000 once, and then you'll just ring her up whenever you want a free fuck for the next 30 days. See what she thinks for a quick reality check.

[Horny Cock]

I tried Thermae Cafe in my June trip last year. I would like to try out the other 2 in my upcoming trip. How's the quality comparisons among these 3 sources for freelancers?