Pattaya Gentleman's Clubs

[SubCmdr]

What The Cmdr Got

Two premium bottles.

Those two bottles so far have served my and my guests for two nights of partying and still have one night left.

6000 Makers 750 ML.

4500 Goose 750 ML.

That is 3500 THB / night for 3 nights in the club (base price because set ups and Lady Drinks are extra). Seems like a good value to me. But I have the stack to support my International Trickin activities. I pick up the tab when I invite a guest but if would even less if two or three friends buy a bottle and ball out together.

I get paid almost every trade, in short, I got it made!

[SubCmdr]

Not unfavorable, I like the place for the reasons I stated: cheap to hang around, free hassle, nice and clean environnment, the staff does not come bothering every customers and everyone is welcomed with a smile.

Unfavorable review of the ladies inside of Heaven Above. You can get a drink anywhere my man.

I like the line up in Heaven Above. They are not a bunch of knock kneed bimbos walking like hos. 30 year olds do not bother me. They are Thai girls with Latina bodies (it means they have ass)!

But for now, I wouldn't think of banging a girl there untill I see some young and slim girls available in their line up.

If you need that then as you said Soi 6 is your spot. A place I think there is no reason to write home about after your first visit.

I see absolutely no reason for Heaven Above to change their line up I have only been in there one time and have not fucked. Only because I had fucked myself out earlier in the day.

[Paolo99]

Below you will find an unfavorable review of my current favorite spot in Pattaya: Heaven Above.

Not unfavorable, I like the place for the reasons I stated: cheap to hang around, free hassle, nice and clean environnment, the staff does not come bothering every customers and everyone is welcomed with a smile.

But for now, I wouldn't think of banging a girl there untill I see some young and slim girls available in their line up.

[SubCmdr]

Below you will find an unfavorable review of my current favorite spot in Pattaya: Heaven Above.

It's not hard to understand why the place is packed. I highly doubt the customers going in that place are going there to barfine the women.

First of all, the women are of very low quality, mid thirty and up for almost all of them, a mix of unattractive fat and or old women like the ones we see all over Buakhao.

Secondly, the crowd going there is probably 90% old expats living on the cheap side around Buakhao, and maybe 10% of frequent visitors in Thailand who probably know better places to go and get a woman to fuck.

I've been there 3 or 4 times during my last visit in Pattaya and couldn't see a single good looking woman I would want to spend money on in that place, except maybe one slim girl covered with tattoos upstairs in their small VIP room. She is probably the one they put all over their facebook page, but she's got nothing special, and price of everything is more expensive upstairs than downstairs (customer's drink, ladydrink and barfine are more expensive), and the room is very small too, so just a few customers in and the place is already packed, and the girl is already taken of course.

The only reason that makes the place attractive is because it's free hassle and price of drinks are cheap. You can go there, enjoy the ambiance in a fresh and clean place, watching some women dancing in their bikinis (a few topless) in front of you, while your sipping your 95 baht cold Heineken and nobody come bothering you, no staff coming every 10 minutes to check your bill and look how long you've been sitting there. Conclusion, you can get a cold drink for one hour and spend only 100 baht, that's the primary reason people are going there.

Been there once around midnight 3 months ago and didn't see anything you described.

To me it looked like a low level gogo place, nothing high class at all. They've got the same tactic of trying to sell tequilas to every customers, the girls were not good looking and the show was very uninteresting. Didn't feel the need to check the place a second time, that's how bad it was.

[SubCmdr]

Club Exite

Picture from inside the club.

Thank You!

You're the judge.

The Cmdr give a favorite rating. I see one of my favorites in your picture. I need to be back there real soon.

[SubCmdr]

Balling like Gent Club Pro

1000 THB for BBFS / CIP or CFS / BBBJ CIM is the same a free in my opinion.

I don't leave my room without 7 1000 THB notes. Along a 500,100's and 20's for smaller transactions. I don't head out to the club without 15 1000 THB notes plus my account loaded if things get really wild so I can scan to pay.

I know people have different styles That was never my point. My point is that the idea is to report, not for others to comment on what others are doing with their dick and their money.

Those doing so are exercising a Poverty Mentality. Does not matter what I pay my prostitutes, how much I spend in the club or what anyone else thinks the purpose of the hardware store is as long as each and every time one of us wants to rent a piece of equipment for a DIY project, we able to find the items we seek at the price point that works for each of our individual preferences in order to successfully complete our project.

I dont need to fly business class to Asia Just like others don't need to buy bottle in the club. But you don't see me talking shit to anyone else up in here about putting their old, ugly, fat Farang ass in a business class seat now do you?

[TravelingMan3]

I to live in Pattaya moved here in 2022 and I previously spend my day time activities on soi 6 and nighttime in gogo bars. Now I've recently started going to the GCs the ones on Soi Bongcot have been more busy recently that's not really saying much as before the month of December they were dead. My MO is to come in and ask straight away for a blowjob or sex with maybe only a orange juice for me if I have to sit and search for a chick or nothing if I find a girl I like right away no need to spend money on drinks. I don't use the GCs as a party or drinking spot they are brothels to me and in the case of clubs I visit like club Excite and for the most part ones on Bongcot not the most attractive women. I go to bust my nut so I'm not thirsty when I go out at night.

[SubCmdr]

Are you telling you dont spend any money while in Thailand? I cannot go out for less than 3500 THB. Sometimes that includes a booty bill some times it does not. I was just in Heaven Above the night before NYE and I spent 10,000. I picked up everything at the table, set ups, Lady Drinks for the girl entertaining him, Lady Drinks for my girls. I keep them flowing. She was like I'm a little drunk. The Tequila got me. It was her choice she requested them.

I still had my two bottles. There is a enough for one more party before I have to re-up. In case you forgot it I got the Goose and the Makers working. Mamason drinks vodka and cranberry. Bought her a drink. She did not like the house brand while she was at my table. I was like pour up the The Goose and mix it up with he cranberry. I like the same thing.

You know what they say: Goose got me loose!

That includes the bar fine and her fee for the night. We were in my room by 0000 and she rolled out at 0750. I checked my watch as she left out the door. Two BBBJCIM one CFS Boom Boom. Based on her request and my personal limitations. My dick still works so I can pound away on that nasty thing while wearing a condom. Plus I keep a water based lube because they can dry some girls up. This was not a problem for here. If you had a pin hole camera somewhere in my room you might have saw my head between her legs and her twisting and turning while making sexy noises as she orgasmed twice and her squirt wound up on my face both times. I am not saying that happened. Just that you might have seen that if you had the right surveillance equipment in my room. It was the second best experience that I have ever had since I have been posted up in Pattaya. She had a gorgeous body and treated me even better like an absolute KING! She made us coffee in the morning and over coffee we discussed how things worked in the club and her personal finances. DAMN! Those Jedi Mind Tricks I have been studying are working.

I don't understand why there are some that feel that my descriptions of having fun in the club are bragging or showing somehow that I need to impress. I understand if that is NOT your thing. My man E69 likes to have girls come over to his room, drink, play music and sit on his face. I'm cool with that. If you just want to drink soft drinks. Or you want to find girls on the street in Soi 6, make a deal and take them directly to the short term room then that's great.

Your time; Your money; Your face; Your call!

But why do people who are not filing reports about having sex with girls in Pattaya writing the following about me:

For those complaining about SubCmdr and his inane ramblings, can I point you towards the forums Block functionality. Once you have blocked the likes of SubCmdr the only trace of them is when some unfortunate quotes his dumb ramblings. Give it a try, your 2025 will be better for it.

Do what I do and block the lunatic. I'm here in Pattaya and I have no time to read the postings of a guy in a basement half a world away.

Couple of resources:

1) Place the offender on your Ignore List and reduce the oxygen supply.

2) Use the 'Report Post' button at the bottom of any of his posts (see pic) you consider offensive, and report it to Admin as argumentative.

Telling the other good Thailand ISG members of his offensive posts might be a correct rant, but it does not help. Make it count.

If any of you read this complete manifesto by this lunatic, you are as crazy as he is.

My report above offends you? You find it argumentative? Why?

[SubCmdr]

Because there is a large percent of ladies in Pattaya who are functional alcoholics. They really need to get pissed before they fuck strange men.

Thank you for making my point

You just established that the Lady Drinks I buy for my girls have value. The idea that Lady Drinks are not real, well that does not align with my experiences. My girls have shared their drinks with me and they are real. They have even complained about how strong the drink was made and asked for ice from my Bottle Service setup for their drinks.

One of my boys was upstairs and this girl showed him were there were girls sleeping of being drunk and throwing up. I've see posts where individuals have made the claim that lady drinks are not real. That does not align with my experiences. At one point I had three ladies at my table with me. One specifically told me that she was drinking orange juice only because if she drank alcohol she would not be able to dance throughout the night.

[SubCmdr]

You don't have time to drink with ladies,

No I don't have time to drink with girls in my room. I save that for when I am in the club. If a girl in my room she is sucking and fucking until I blow my splooge into one of their orifices. If they don't all allow that, then on their face or somewhere on their body.

but have time to post here all day.

Damn straight I do! You see currently I am watching red and grand candlestick patterns form on the screen of my iPad Air. It is that activity that allows me to post here all day and night. Because while those candlestick patterns are forming. I am watching them. While I am watching them I am typing this on my MacBook Air.

It is the watching of the red and green candlesticks that allow me to post here day and night. It also creates my flow, that I stack once I close my trades out for a profit. I was on the wrong side of a trade where I was down 422,502 THB but then the market turned around for me and I just closed it a few hours ago for a 78464 THB profit. See that is why I have no problem spending 16000 THB in the club (Don't hate). I have an endless flow that I can collect and stack. Remember the immortal words of the street poet named Jeezy: First I'm gon' stack my flow!.

Just grabbed a couple of hours of sleep. Now I'm up. Going to get on the right side of it of this trade and ride it (like my horse on Old Town Road); I'm going to ride til I can't no mo. In fact, I literally just entered the trade and I am already in profit. It's going to be a good night!. Not really a timex guy. G-Shock for casual. Seiko for formal events. Like when I suit up for roof top romantic dinners. LOL!

We'll catch them hos later, stay on your grind! - Don't Get Caught, Jeezy.

[Explorer8939]

I don't have time to drink in my room and to get the entire life story out of the prostitute I hire to provide me with social / sexual services by using Jedi Mind Tricks or Vulcan Mind Melds. That is why I always take the girls upstairs to the short time room in Gentleman's Clubs. That is how I prefer to do it. I have only bar fined one girl out of a Tree Town beer bar in the 16 months of boots on the ground living here in Pattaya. The only reason I did that is because I wanted to try it. I don't really like the logistics of bar fining a prostitute. To each their own.

Your time; Your money; You dick; Your call!

You are posting about Gentlemans Clubs in Pattaya from Dubai. Do you actually miss it that much? You have a Thai girl traveling with you that can sit on your face all you like.

You don't have time to drink with ladies, but have time to post here all day.

Okay, up to you.

[SubCmdr]

I never use short time rooms in GCs, I always take the ladies home with me.

I don't have time to drink in my room and to get the entire life story out of the prostitute I hire to provide me with social / sexual services by using Jedi Mind Tricks or Vulcan Mind Melds. That is why I always take the girls upstairs to the short time room in Gentleman's Clubs. That is how I prefer to do it. I have only bar fined one girl out of a Tree Town beer bar in the 16 months of boots on the ground living here in Pattaya. The only reason I did that is because I wanted to try it. I don't really like the logistics of bar fining a prostitute. To each their own.

Your time; Your money; You dick; Your call!

You are posting about Gentlemans Clubs in Pattaya from Dubai. Do you actually miss it that much? You have a Thai girl traveling with you that can sit on your face all you like.

[Explorer8939]

I never use short time rooms in GCs, I always take the ladies home with me.

[SubCmdr]

The other main option I wanted to check out after reading many reports and watching videos on YouTube was the gents club scene. I did check out some big names that were suggested including Maggie May's, Buzzing and Club Fate. At all of these gents clubs I pretty well walked in and right out again as I thought the women were similar to those at beer bars.

Keep in mind that the line ups are different every night. I beg to differ with you about the girls in Maggie Mays on Soi Pothole. I've seen at least 3 quality offerings in there on the day I visited.

The one exception was Heaven Above that had a nice mix of girls. Gents Clubs are suppose to be more laid back than Soi 6 bars but Heaven Above was not laid back. It is a hybrid gents club and go go bar playing music but not at high levels like Soi 6. Girls took turns dancing on tables so we could scope them out. This turned out well for me as I spotted a beautiful girl I liked and invited her for a drink. We did session upstairs not once but two different nights since I liked her

Pro Tip I focus on the ones that dance in the naked show on the main stage. I have never gone wrong with them.

as well as the rooms they had which were almost like hotel rooms and much less noisy.

In complete agreement on the rooms. The are like suites. Very high quality. But Club Fate also has nice rooms. As do many other Gentleman's Clubs. Exception is Maggie Mays in Jomtien. Bad rooms and usually not impressed with the line up. But I need to check it out again.

Only thing to warn about Heaven Above is that prices were slightly higher than average gents clubs. My juice and her lady drink came out to be about 300 while room rate was 550 be. She wanted 2500 but accepted 2000 be. This is a venue I would return to again.

Standard Pricing: Lady drink is 165. Room 550. Girl 2000. There is also a speak easy upstairs. Did you check it out?

[SubCmdr]

What The Cmdr Got

Two premium bottles. Set ups. Entire booth reserved for me and my friends. Buying Lady Drinks for up to three girls at a time that were sitting in just their thongs and stockings for me the entire night. No need to buy any special drinks, racks of Tequila or any of that shit. Shots being sent over complements of the General Manager. Buying a drink for the Mamason and having her share with with us at my table. Short Time room and Short Time with the girl of my choice.

Plus having a girl in various stages of undress up on my table dancing for 80% of the time. I was in the club from 1930 until it closed down at 0300. Even bought extra drinks one time for my girls so they did not have to dance.

The General Manager came over to add me to their exclusive VIP Line group. He also stored my bottles for the next time I visit. Which means in the long run it will be much cheaper as I am sure I'll get at least one or two more visits out of my bottles before I need to re-up.

16395 THB cash not scan.

My time; My money; My dick; My call!

P.S. I just got my first set of pictures for the line up today at Heaven Best in Line because of my VIP status.