Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Allover]

As I continue to change my life in 2025, I am engaging in more activities outside of the FOUR VICES (Food, Drink, Weed, Girls). I am currently preparing to start playing golf again. First stop was a golf store across from the Outlet Mall. Mostly overpriced used equipment. But I am old school and much of the new equipment is obscenely over priced and I don't like the designs. In the Dominican Republic and the United States of America it was very easy for me to make my own golf clubs. I used to own a Club Fitting business. So I know the base costs of a golf club as it only consists of a (Dick) head, (Dick) Shaft, (Hand) Grip.

I wound up purchasing a old beat up putter with the shaft inserted into the head just off center. Not my preferred look but close enough. He wanted 990* for it and I was not having it. Finally he offered to lower the price to 850. I wanted the a new grip so he sold me a over priced off brand Tour Blast Putter grip for 500 (including installation). I also needed a golf glove and the least expensive brand that he had was 340. I can now put it on and run around to Walking Street Agogos like: Farenheit, Palace, XS, Pin Up, Chick, and Opium that are full of knock kneed bimbos walking like hos singing beat it! ROTFLMAO!.

The point of my little story is now I have a putter that will last for a long as I choose to use it with a new grip and a golf glove that will serve me depending upon how much I place and how it wears. It is brand I am not familiar with but looks cool as fuck with blue highlighting.

My total was 1690 he claimed to not have change and asked for a tip of 10. That is more than some people who like Walking Street Agogos pay in a bar fine. Not worth it to me. LOL

The Stub is losing it and losing it fast. He can't seem to handle the speed and precision attacks from Oakie* and the return of Pimpampoumpipo (P5) at the same time. He has resorted to telling us the interesting story of him buying a new golf club. A good golf club report consists of:

1. where did you buy the club.

2. how much did it cost.

3. If you got a discount, how long you had to blow the guy that sold it to you to get said discount.

Stub, nice job on #1 and #2 but you failed to discuss the details about #3.

*For those new that may not know, Oakie is a very well respected poster in the DR forums. He came here once before and pissed in Stub's mouth and jizzed allover Stub's face. He has returned and done it again. P5's triumphant return featured P5 doing the same to Stub while Stub was busy using sports metaphors to make himself look good.

[SubCmdr]

Explorer uses the term Bar Girl to describe ever girl in Thailand. Even if he gives them the exalted term of Civie he says this about them:

Even "civvie" women in Pattaya often go with customers, either by working a shift on Beach Road or just nabbing a customer at their shop.

In his mind all girls in Thailand are prostitutes In his mind a Doctor or Lawyer is turning tricks after their work day and on their day off. Is this just a projection in his mind or is he speaking from actually experience. Has he invited a Doctor or a Lawyer to his room and paid her 2000 to sit on his face?

If you insist on saving them, then call the ladies as they are. Prostitutes. It is no trap. The guys do it to themselves.

Is there anyone that can take issue with this statement? I know I cannot. It is so obvious even a newbie can understand it. Why can't the OG Vets posting up in here like Allover, Oakie and Explorer8939 not understand it?

In the mind of Explorer8939, something one does in the past indelibly sets the course of your life for the future. Once he let the first girl in his life sit on his face. He was forever destined to be a passive aggressive girly man who gets his panties in a knot whenever someone disagrees with them.

How does he know anything about the girls that I am in a relationship with (currently 2 in the Dominican Republic, 1 in Colombia and 1 in Thailand)? Answer is he does not. But his Captain Save-A-Monger nature will not stop him from giving me instruction even though I do not need it. Allover cannot figure out to control himself either nor Oakie.

I am not a monger, I am a International Trick. We are much more sophisticated. Save your preaching Explorer for the mongers out there that need it..

Just keeping it real with ya!

[SubCmdr]

But lock up your stuff, and have an exit strategy, just in case! LOL.

Wise advice ^^

Two mother fucking keyboard warriors worried about something in real life that is not a problem.

Funny thing I have not received a PM from either of them with an invitation to meet. This is after Oakie has had over ten years to do it while he was visiting the country I lived it. ROTFLMAO.

[Explorer8939]

Only 400%?

There you go again. Talking about your stack. Next thing you know you will be telling us about your Big (insert color of your choice) Dick. Better be careful or you going to have the mother fuck Allover all over your ass!

Ever heard of shorting a stock Mr. BIG TIME TRADER? Or you can just sell out and wait for things to turn around. LOL!

How you like me now?

Most day traders end up losing their money.

We've had them here before. When they lose their last cash, they just disappear.

[ElMexicant]

This game with the massage girls is relatively easy if you got the know how, hustle, and game. I've never paid more than 300 baht total for a massage with HJ. That's because before I was a Punjabi Prince, I was a Punjabi Pimp. Last time I was in Pattaya, got massage, HJ, and BJ for 500 total. So the cheap shops are on beginning of 2nd, near Red Planet side street, Buakhao, and on Central from Buakhao to the Big Cee (both sides). I look for the 100 for foot massage. There are always some cute girls at these shops along with the hags. But since some like the hags anyways then there is something for everyone. The uglier the cheaper, unless you look like an Indian Adonis. Then you can snag a pretty one easy.

First make sure you hide your most of your money and only leave 300 baht in the wallet. No CC or ATM cards. Select a girl to do your foot massage. Ask for towel and to go to bathroom. Come out bathroom with just the towel around your waist. I tell them I am Turkish in broken English and this is how we like to do for massages. Also limit your English to not be able to communicate on purpose. While they are foot massaging, give them some glimpses of the event horizon peeking though the towel. When they massage my leg, I also make attempts to grab their asses to let them know I am interested. So by the end, they have put in too much work into my massage and my naughty groping behavior they feel that they will be ENTITLED for a tip. Also know that these girls work only for tips and the massage fee goes to shop. So it's either 200 baht for extra minute of work for what is left in my wallet or go hungry for the day.

And trust me, by Gandhi's gonads, I do show them what is left in my wallet. Take to or leave it. Then I speak in Hindi as to being confused. I always get 100% take it when I use Google translate to say "me only take 1 minute to finish by hand. " But really takes me 3 or so. Once they start, they have to finish or get nothing at all. Some will try to say go ATM, but then I show them no cards. By the way CIF is included if your aim is good. Once a girl gave me tissue to clean up. She was angry bird because all she could get was 200 or nothing at all. I took my balled up cum soaked tissue and threw it back her head. I claim I thought trash can was that way and I no good at basketball. Win win all the way. Just like Leah off Chaturbate. Can't believe she will get $500 in 1 hour on just prancing around and show nothing. You can see, I am cheapie who looks for free. No tokens. Isn't she lovely?

[Pimpampoumpipo]

As always, I would caution you to chose your company wisely. ......But lock up your stuff, and have an exit strategy, just in case!

LOL.

Wise advice ^^

[SubCmdr]

This particular trip is a longer one where I am testing the waters on a possible semi retirement here. Over the last eight weeks, I became a little disillusioned as I've experienced some price gouging, some mishaps in hotels as well as the recent spike in air pollution. But as I reflect back on my Monday night, I'm reminded for why Bangkok is heaven on earth..

Personally I have a visceral dislike of Cockbang! Each and every time I go there I cannot wait to get back to Pattaya.

[SubCmdr]

Most woman are an insatiable bottomless pit.

Real men hold frame. They set boundaries. They know their limitations and stay within them. Most men have poverty mentalities. They have scarcity mentalities. They are either lazy as fuck or dumb as fuck. Because when you are a real man you handle you business. You create a flow and build a stack.

It see mother fucks up in here talking that fuck shit about prostitutes. Regular girls get WAY more out of divorce than prostitutes ever do. Think about it!

All this talk about money. None of you mother fucks are Fathers? None of you know how much kids cost? GET THE FUCK! Kids need their mother. So a man should be real care about who they impregnate. Or they better do it a place where expenses are low and they can maintain multiple families.

That's not at all true for Thai men, and especially so in Isaan where the culture and language are basically shared with Laos.

The number of Thai men I know, and the number of true situational stories I have been told about this both in Phuket and Isaan, are numerous.

I know so many where they have a wife and family and have elso a known about, seen and accepted with them mia noi.

I've even gone to important things like birthdays and seen both mia and mia noi in the same room, and talking, interacting peacefully.

Thai men stray, and stray often, if the wife doesn't like or accept the mia noi, then it is separation and divorce, hence so many single divorced mothers.

Sometimes the newspapers print a story that she seeks revenge with a cock removal and feed to the ducks, but I can't recall a single story of a woman killing the husband.

There are many stories tho of the left / divorced man not handling it well and killing the lady tho in a drunken rage.

Perfect example of REAL MEN making relationships work for them!

[SubCmdr]

Sorry, your ex-bargirl is different.

Which one? I have only bar fined one girl out of a bar. The only other bar fine I have ever paid was to take a girl out of Heaven Above. It is not a bar, it is a Gentleman's Club.

Even "civvie" women in Pattaya often go with customers, either by working a shift on Beach Road or just nabbing a customer at their shop. One reason why Pattaya is monger heaven.

So, in other words, every girl in Pattaya is a prostitute. If I misinterpreted your statement please correct me.

Your posts about common experiences in Pattaya are a bit comical, since you act as if they are special.

They are special for me. If they are comical I am glad that I keep you entertained. Sorry I don't have stories about having girls drink in my room, performing Jedi Mind Tricks and Vulcan Mind Melds on them allowing me to get their life histories and relationship statuses and having them sit on my face. But that shit your write about and your campaign to Save-a-monger from themselveses, Don Quixote style, has me ROTFLMAO!.

SubCmdr is not a big fan of licking pussy.

But I have posted plenty of stories about me penetrating Thai Girl, MOUTH, PUSSY and ASS with my Big Black Dick. Actually I have not yet fucked the ass of a Thai Girl. When I have asked I have received three different responses: No, Go fuck a ladyboy and what is wrong with my pussy.

As I continue to change my life in 2025, I am engaging in more activities outside of the FOUR VICES (Food, Drink, Weed, Girls). I am currently preparing to start playing golf again. First stop was a golf store across from the Outlet Mall. Mostly overpriced used equipment. But I am old school and much of the new equipment is obscenely over priced and I don't like the designs. In the Dominican Republic and the United States of America it was very easy for me to make my own golf clubs. I used to own a Club Fitting business. So I know the base costs of a golf club as it only consists of a (Dick) head, (Dick) Shaft, (Hand) Grip.

I wound up purchasing a old beat up putter with the shaft inserted into the head just off center. Not my preferred look but close enough. He wanted 990* for it and I was not having it. Finally he offered to lower the price to 850. I wanted the a new grip so he sold me a over priced off brand Tour Blast Putter grip for 500 (including installation). I also needed a golf glove and the least expensive brand that he had was 340. I can now put it on and run around to Walking Street Agogos like: Farenheit, Palace, XS, Pin Up, Chick, and Opium that are full of knock kneed bimbos walking like hos singing beat it! ROTFLMAO!.

The point of my little story is now I have a putter that will last for a long as I choose to use it with a new grip and a golf glove that will serve me depending upon how much I place and how it wears. It is brand I am not familiar with but looks cool as fuck with blue highlighting.

My total was 1690 he claimed to not have change and asked for a tip of 10. That is more than some people who like Walking Street Agogos pay in a bar fine. Not worth it to me. LOL! The Putter: Yes, Bar Fines in Walking Street Agogos: NO!

*All Prices in THB.

[TConor]

Or better yet, do not send anyone money and do not give anyone money for businesses, houses, etc. If you have to pay her to stay then she is not yours anyway. I will never have my life ruined by a woman because I do not invest in them like that. I need a return on my investment. I do not throw money into an insatiable bottomless pit.

Most woman are an insatiable bottomless pit. It is the old rent or buy conundrum. Money talks, bullshit walks. You either have a good wallet or good pair of shoes, or flipflops here.

[Mr Enternational]

Thais off hours like to sit around eat and drink for hours in those hours they talk and talk. One Thai lady says to the other " if you are married to a foreigner why are you working I heard if one is married to a foreigner you don't have to work "

That is because many foreigners feel that if he lets her out of the house, then someone else will get her.

[LittleBigMan]

Bangkok and Pattaya, In general isn't part of Thailand!

When it comes to the thinking from these two places, you not only have to beware of working girls but also non-working. In General, many are no more than middle class at best, if they attended a government school then pro or not their line of education comes and will be surrounded by the same source of education.

Don't think for a moment it will be only a bar girl most of the general population in these two places Thais have associations with pros in some form. Don't think for a moment only a bargirl or former do the thing in general what a bargirl is known to do.

There are lots of funny people out there with money and no so much money that are missing and looking for something in their lives that would never do what they do back home but have no problem do it here. I seen in a number of cases non pros do things even a pro wouldn't do once family and friends find out the person has a Buffalo on their hands start to talk ignorant stuff instead of appreciating the gift of a lifetime they listen to their suggestions of greed how to get as much out of the person. It isn't just taught by family and friends but endorsed by their own government who feel foreigners are better off thus they should pay more!

Here is a simple example: Thai lady is married to a foreigner she likes to work in working she comes in contact with customers makes new friends. Thais off hours like to sit around eat and drink for hours in those hours they talk and talk. One Thai lady says to the other " if you are married to a foreigner why are you working I heard if one is married to a foreigner you don't have to work "

[Mr Enternational]

Some of the ladies confide in me what they are doing with their customer boyfriend. I don't get involved in saving their victim, but I can post here that it's a trap. Even if the bargirl plays the Long Game, ie hangs in there for years to drain the victim's bank account to the last drop,

If you insist on saving them, then call the ladies as they are. Prostitutes. It is no trap. The guys do it to themselves.

One of my favorite scenes in a movie is from Brooklyn's Finest. Richard Gere was a cop that had been seeing a hooker for too many years. He retired and went right over to her house and asked her to marry him. She said mf I am not your girlfriend; I am a hooker..

Guys know what they are getting into when they pay the first baht. But somehow, like you, they put blinders on and see them as Thai ladies or bar girls, instead of prostitutes. And the job of a prostitute is to get money. No harm, no foul in forking over money to who you know you are forking it over to. Anybody can just say no, but I guess they are afraid of losing a prostitute? Might as well claim that the bums on the street took all your money while you are at it.

[Mr Enternational]

That is an appropriate warning. It can get worse than simply being a sponsor, which can be turned off instantly. I personally know 3 USA men who have had years of their lives and finances ruined by falling for Thai bar girls. If you want a meaningful relationship with a Thai lady, stay away from bar girls and sex massage girls. Even better, stay away from anyone involved in the Thai hospitality industry. Limit the bar and sex massage girls to direct P4P.

Or better yet, do not send anyone money and do not give anyone money for businesses, houses, etc. If you have to pay her to stay then she is not yours anyway. I will never have my life ruined by a woman because I do not invest in them like that. I need a return on my investment. I do not throw money into an insatiable bottomless pit.

[SubCmdr]

As for "stack", we are in the final stages of the longest bull market in US history, and anyone could have made bucks off trading over the last few years. I have made a 400% return in the last year alone, and I don't know anything about stock trading.

Only 400%?

There you go again. Talking about your stack. Next thing you know you will be telling us about your Big (insert color of your choice) Dick. Better be careful or you going to have the mother fuck Allover all over your ass!

The true test is what happens when the inevitable downturn happens.

Ever heard of shorting a stock Mr. BIG TIME TRADER? Or you can just sell out and wait for things to turn around. LOL!

Either way I will still be getting paid on almost every trade in SHORT, I'll still have it made!

How you like me now?