Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[SubCmdr]

Allover, It is getting increasing hard to take you seriously. You are acting in the role of the King of Sosua's Royal Penis cleaner. All the while your King is writing about his personal bathroom habits and his dick. And yet you write I am losing it.

Are you sure about that?

*For those new that may not know, Oakie is a very well respected poster in the DR forums. He came here once before and pissed in Stub's mouth and jizzed allover Stub's face. He has returned and done it again.

This is what your new hero thinks of Thailand:

I'm not rolling like an "International Trickster" buying bottles from savvy mamasans, making it rain, 40 Lady drinks at a time, all competing for your "stack", even If they don't remember your name out of the thousands who are doing the same thing every night, and bragging about it to their fellow mongers! To handle that shit I'd have to stay drunk, because it sounds a little depressing, day after day, night after night, with cookie cutter asian clones and drones on autopilot.

He has a very low opinion of the destination that we be both know and enjoy.

[SubCmdr]

So much for having me on ignore.

Why do you talk about your dick so much?

Do you really want to go there with your ladyboy obsession?

Thailand Rants Thread: #3706.

At least I am obsessed with my own dick and not the dicks of others!

[Nyezhov]

Can someone tell me why Allover, Paolo99, Oakie, Pimpampoumpipo, ElMexicant, Caliguy33 make so many references to homosexual acts in this thread?

Why do you talk about your dick so much?

[SubCmdr]

This is the Pataya Reports Thread. Do you have a report about having sex in Thailand to share with us Oakie.

A report consistes of:

1. Where you hired your prostitute.

2. The social / sexual services provided by your prostitute.

3. The amount of money paid to your prostitute.

Information provided in 1 - 3 can help guide others who are hiring prostitutes in Pattaya.

Some people take mongering so seriously, post years and years of recycled "inteL" about it like it's a deep state secret, so it's a nice change to have a little humor from time to time!

I mean how many ways are there to get laid in a legal brothel anyway? Two words can sum it up, "Bring money", and YMMV.

LOL.

[SubCmdr]

I don't think you understand Thai ladies in Pattaya much.

Why do you think that? I've been posted up in Pattaya for 18 months.

But I appreciate all of your explanations Explore8939. Even if I don't agree with them or they don't align with my experiences.

This is not an insult, when you have more experience in Thailand, you will understand.

How long do I need to be in Pattaya before I understand?

If a lady in Pattaya cannot find a customer for 30 minutes during High Season, she will start messaging former customers.

Please explain to me how you know this?

As for going with a lady who has a real Farang boyfriend, you are correct, normally I wouldn't do it. But this lady has so many "boyfriends", I don't consider them to be real boyfriends. She has a Turkish boyfriend, a Korean guy, and had a kid with a Chinese guy.

Being a newbie, a rookie and having a general lack of experience with girls in Pattaya, please define the term: REAL FARANG BOYFRIEND.

[Oakie]

Why would I need to sit down with you and tell you anything since you read every post that I write and enjoy my work so much as to give me praise by letting me know that I am living rent free in your mind each and every day.

This is actually something you can do with your fanboy AKA Sobrino (nephew) Coolie High in Sosua. This is Thailand. I wouldn't be interested in pissing on your head if your hair was on fire Oakie no matter where in the world we are. Just keeping it real!.

You need my attention SubDude!

Otherwise you wouldn't be dropping my name in most of your posts!

If I give you a time out, and ignore your posts, you're back like that kitchen fly I couldn't get rid of!

But less significant in my life!

Needy is all over your narcissistic posts. A cry for relevance!

LOL.

[Oakie]

mutual (adjective) Directed and received by each toward the other; reciprocal..

We have another point of agreement Oakie.

How you like me now?

Much more polite to your betters!

I'll call you SubDude, for now!. We'll see how it goes!

[SubCmdr]

If you want me to sit down with you, and listen to your stories of your BBD, your "stack", your shoes, or your new putter,

Why would I need to sit down with you and tell you anything since you read every post that I write and enjoy my work so much as to give me praise by letting me know that I am living rent free in your mind each and every day.

I'll be happy to sit in rapt attention for a while if you provide the cold beer!

This is actually something you can do with your fanboy AKA Sobrino (nephew) Coolie High in Sosua. This is Thailand. I wouldn't be interested in pissing on your head if your hair was on fire Oakie no matter where in the world we are. Just keeping it real!.

[SubCmdr]

Do you need an invitation card on Bristol paper ?

No a simple PM using the system THE ADMINISTRATOR has provided within the ISG forum will be adequate.

Simply admit that you don't want to meet with me and leave it at that! You won't hurt my feelings. Just keeping it real with you brother.

[Pimpampoumpipo]

I saw a post that was a rant where you were engaging in a fantasy. But I have not received a PM with an invitation and your contact information to arrange an actual meeting IRL.

Do you need an invitation card on Bristol paper ?

[Oakie]

Don't take posting from our South Asian friend literally.

Some people take mongering so seriously, post years and years of recycled "inteL" about it like it's a deep state secret, so it's a nice change to have a little humor from time to time!

Even if it does trigger the pearl clutchers!

I mean how many ways are there to get laid in a legal brothel anyway? Two words can sum it up, "Bring money", and YMMV.

LOL.

[Pimpampoumpipo]

Is that what she asked you? Are you to have us believe that during HIGH SEASON in Pattaya, a season where you leave the Kingdom of Thailand, that she cannot find a customer?

The masseuse I fucked this afternoon told me exactly that, that she hadn't had any clients for several days even though she's 26, she's gorgeous and she works in a very busy soi. And all the girls in Pattaya tell me that I'm their first client no matter what time I go to see them. If you know Pattaya a bit you should be used to it.

We don't have to believe them either.

[Explorer8939]

Ok!

Is that what she asked you? Are you to have us believe that during HIGH SEASON in Pattaya, a season where you leave the Kingdom of Thailand, that she cannot find a customer?

You don't mess with girls with Farang boyfreinds / Husbands. So, who is the question for?

Do you actually believe that I care about a individual such as yourself (that refuses to meet me IRL but insists he knows everything there is to know about me and all the girls in the Kingdom of Thailand) thinks about me and my kik, gik, and all the other numerous labels you wish to place on the prostitutes you hire to sit on on your face and others in relationships?

In a relationship the couple is either sexually monogamous or they are not.

https://www.simplypsychology.org/wha...-monogamy.html

Pretty simple!

If a lady in Pattaya cannot find a customer for 30 minutes during High Season, she will start messaging former customers.

As for going with a lady who has a real Farang boyfriend, you are correct, normally I wouldn't do it. But this lady has so many "boyfriends", I don't consider them to be real boyfriends. She has a Turkish boyfriend, a Korean guy, and had a kid with a Chinese guy.

[SubCmdr]

Can someone tell me why Allover, Paolo99, Oakie, Pimpampoumpipo, ElMexicant, Caliguy33 make so many references to homosexual acts in this thread?

[SubCmdr]

CaliGuy,

Were you at right now? What are you doing?

The SubMissive CumHandler and his butt buddy Know it All ET run this forum. Unlike the rest, those two losers have all the time in the world to be posting on the forum, non-stop incessant posting because they have no lives. They are weak, pathetic, ineffectual effeminate children who frequent this forum to project the wretchedness of their daily lives on to others because they know no other way to cope over their empty, vain, directionless existence.

You better add, Allover, Oakie, Explorer8939, Pimpamponmpipio, UglyAzzMan, ElMexicant, Mr. Enternational, Paolo99 and YOURSELF to the list of individual who fit your description in bold. As you are all nearly daily participants in the Thailand Rants Thread. So enjoy your 15 minutes of Keyboard Warrior fame. Then beat off and petition for a redress of your grievances to THE ADMINISTRATOR or the Governor of the Great State of California.

I feel pity for them.

No, what you really feel is envy of me. That I am posted up in Pattaya, Thailand with my BIG BLACK DICK having Thai Girls handle my cum in their mouths, pussies and asses. While you are posted up in California beating on your keyboard (and your dick) with your dumb ass Governor who cannot even figure out how to put out a fire while fighting tooth and nail against the re-elected President putting his best efforts into making the United States of America great again for your people.

How you like me now?